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#145 - What a ******* messy thread. Make it stop. 19 hours ago on Teddy boy 0
#165 - Probably the same reason as the phone being 12:20 the whole ti… 19 hours ago on going broke af 0
#103 - Wow. That account was made just for this. He went big … 05/28/2016 on My Pet Succubus +2
#276 - There is a difference between being rude and being a bully. I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2016 on I hate it 0
#277 - drewjitsu (05/26/2016) [-]
I didn't call you a bully; I said that you exemplify the defining characteristic of a bully, which is being an asshole. Claiming that you're only expressing your opinion is cheeky, you're doing so very rudely and that's the issue. It isn't what you say in this case, as everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but how you say it.

I am perfectly capable of dealing with assholes, I have loads of experience. Communicating with someone while they're being an ass is generally a bad idea because if you ever let a comment get to you, it becomes an emotional argument. I don't discredit what someone says if they do so with emotion, but I do completely disregard the emotion. I'm also not disregarding you because of your emotions, but because you are insisting that your opinion is correct and that his is wrong. An opinion is neither correct nor incorrect so I will not humor such claims.

If you really want me to address the rest, I can. But a brief glance tells me that you're trolling: >>#209 "oh please for the love of god fuck off." >>#273 "If you think it is offensive, then it is you." Everybody who has even a moderate grasp of the English language knows that "fuck off" is offensive.

As for children being open-minded, that is relative to the individual. I teach children, I work with them from 9-6, 5 days a week. I know a bit about them and not all of them are open-minded. Many of them are narrowly honed in on what their parents allow them to believe. Little Christians won't even hear a scientific discussion. I've witnessed this, however it doesn't happen with all of them. Some of them will question their parents and others believe that their parents are the absolute authority second only to God himself. The reason children can be taught easily is because they haven't been taught yet. Can't fill a glass that is already full. Teaching children is giving them new information, while teaching older people requires modifying existing behaviors that have existed for many years. Children are all extremely egocentric and behavioral learning revolves around perspective and proper conflict resolution.

This is where it ties back to the age bit where I said you were behaving like a child. Being rude is not an appropriate means of conflict resolution. It isn't even effective. Being an asshole breeds hostility and is more likely to exacerbate an issue than work towards its resolution. In other words, you weren't trying to find a common ground nor simply state your opinion; you were just being antagonistic. Even if it is due to frustration, that simply illustrates my point of the behavior being a result of an individual's inability to properly resolve conflict. The conflict in question being an internal conflict in this instance.

This is not a debate and I will not humor any attempt to make it so. I am not launching ad hominem attacks. I have not attacked your character, but your behavior. Your behavior in this thread has been immature, narcissistic and very rude.
#171 - Source? I'm fairly certain they can move the position of t… 05/26/2016 on ONE MONTH AWAY! 0
#170 - k, that's what I figured you meant. Not entirely accurate … 05/26/2016 on ONE MONTH AWAY! 0
#1 - Can you not? 05/26/2016 on luxubux's profile 0
#150 - Fictional 05/26/2016 on the push up challenge 0
#41 - He's immensely socially inept. I think that's all his comi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2016 on Musicool +12
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#44 - captainprincess (05/25/2016) [-]
That or he's a horndog

Which is better than the nipple shit we come up with
but which he seems to like
#40 - What tan fades?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2016 on Musicool 0
#94 - nirin (05/26/2016) [-]
Look at her boobs, there is no line separating what is tanned what is not. Sorry for the late reply i'm subbed to someone who loves spamming the shit out of this site.
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#272 - cormy (03/30/2016) [-]
zlane, can you stop being on my profile? I'm dealing with some anons at the moment and you're looking pretty suspicious at the moment.
#273 to #272 - anon (03/30/2016) [-]
Hm? I'm just sifting through your comments.
#274 to #273 - cormy (03/30/2016) [-]
I'm honestly honoured.
I decided to sift through yours, seems like I'm dealing with an Old One.
ONWARDS! To stupid debates and no clear answers!
#275 to #274 - zlane (03/30/2016) [-]
wat kind of Old One?
#276 to #275 - cormy (03/30/2016) [-]
I have no idea, it's just what I like to call people who have been around FJ for a long time and have also been heavily involved in it. You've witnessed some large events and been part of some circles by the looks of things.
I wouldn't know the details of course but you seem to have strong ties to greatness.
#277 to #276 - zlane (03/30/2016) [-]
i'm flattered.

...were you familiar with my old account (zlamous)?
#278 to #277 - cormy (03/30/2016) [-]
I may have come across it at one point, a lot of names seem familiar with me sometimes but it's all hazy because I never got myself involved.
Usually I just notice things and then leave a comment of congratulations on someone's profile and then never interact with them again.
I don't tend to leave frontpage so I don't usually see the fun and I don't tend to routinely chat with people on here but I'm not afraid to dig through profiles when I smell a story.

Been around for quite a while though this is the only account I've ever made, was always anon before. Just mostly been a lurker.
#279 to #278 - zlane (03/30/2016) [-]
i became quite infamous here, as you may have seen from the posts in my favorites list. at one point i was probably the most hated person on this site. i went a bit too far and admin deleted my account and all my content. after that i left for 3 years. i've had a lot of fun here stirring the ****.
#280 to #279 - cormy (03/30/2016) [-]
Good **** that's some good **** right there etc.
Yeah I was probably there for that stuff, that's how I remember and believe FJ is supposed to be. There's always supposed to be a monumental ********** that the site can target and have fun with.
I miss the thumb bans so much. Red sea of death.
I'm surprised you've been able to keep yourself at level 0 after nearly 3k comments.
#281 to #280 - cormy (03/30/2016) [-]
Oh and why were you sifting through my comments?
Were you the anon that I was debating with or not?
#282 to #281 - zlane (03/30/2016) [-]
yep, i was anon.
those comments were straight up trolling(in case that wasn't super obvious)
#261 - anon (03/03/2016) [-]
get this


o u t t a h e r e
#262 to #261 - cormy (03/03/2016) [-]
Hothead? Got me out of here?
#267 to #262 - anon (03/30/2016) [-]
you're a big guy
#269 to #267 - cormy (03/30/2016) [-]
Am I?
I don't... Understand you anon.
In what way am I a hot head and why must I be gotten out of here?
How am I a big guy?
#270 to #269 - anon (03/30/2016) [-]
perhaps i'm wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
#271 to #270 - cormy (03/30/2016) [-]
'cause I know people can survive falls out of a plane.
There's been multiple instances of such an episode.
Alternatively, I don't want to hear them scream/I like shooting/I want him to be in pain on his way down/I wanted to see him bleed/I didn't want to give him a chance to fight me as I throw him out.
#256 - nelliel (02/29/2016) [-]
#257 to #256 - cormy (02/29/2016) [-]
What am I to do with these letters, Nel?
#258 to #257 - nelliel (02/29/2016) [-]
shove them in your mouth
#259 to #258 - cormy (02/29/2016) [-]
My goodness Nel... What am I to do with you?
I can't communicate with you, and I can't reach you physically.
As far as my brain is concerned, I should be giving out selfies/dikpics at this point but I'm not that kind of man.
I can give you my measurements?
I'm a 5'7" 130 pound dancing black belt. I am lithe and swift.
#260 to #259 - nelliel (02/29/2016) [-]
#250 - murrlogic (01/22/2016) [-]
Work was boring today time 2 ********
#254 to #250 - cormy (02/02/2016) [-]
Holy **** people do not like you for this stuff. So much hostility for one of the more tame interests to be seen... I dun get it.
You have a place that you put all these pics?

#251 to #250 - cormy (01/26/2016) [-]
murrlogic nuu! =(
First you post this in reply to me, then mention me in a comment that you immediately delete and now you remove me from friends?
#252 to #251 - murrlogic (01/26/2016) [-]
Thought I was boring and annoying you.
#253 to #252 - cormy (01/26/2016) [-]
I asked for it lol Gib, I'll take everything you've got.
#243 - nelliel (01/10/2016) [-]
#244 to #243 - cormy (01/11/2016) [-]
I became a year older yesterday, hurray!
Also, I'mma get this thing going... You're it.
#245 to #244 - nelliel (01/11/2016) [-]
So did i im...it?
#246 to #245 - cormy (01/11/2016) [-]
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO are you serious?! January the 9th is your birthday?!
something something profile eternal tag.
#247 to #246 - nelliel (01/15/2016) [-]
oh yeah, birthday is dec 30th
#249 to #247 - cormy (01/15/2016) [-]
Ah. When you said "So did I" I thought you meant you also had a birthday the day before I posted.
#241 - nelliel (01/02/2016) [-]
cummies <3
#242 to #241 - cormy (01/02/2016) [-]
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh Nel I need to stuff youuu full!
I hope you had a nice holiday and a happy new year and good fappings all around.
#221 - parishailsatan (12/11/2015) [-]
Why the thumb down?):
#222 to #221 - cormy (12/11/2015) [-]
Mind being more specific?
Also why the comment?
And why here?
#223 to #222 - parishailsatan (12/11/2015) [-]
Because you thumb me down for talking to anon.
#224 to #223 - cormy (12/11/2015) [-]
That doesn't answer any of my questions. That's not a motive.
#225 to #224 - parishailsatan (12/11/2015) [-]
The motive for coming to your profile was to ask why. ):
#226 to #225 - cormy (12/11/2015) [-]
Why ask why tho? That's the motive.
What is your reason for asking why?

I have yet to know what comment you're referring to nor why you're commenting here in order to find out why either.
#227 to #226 - parishailsatan (12/11/2015) [-]
I'm asking why because you didn't like my comment. ):
#228 to #227 - cormy (12/11/2015) [-]
I thumbed you down because I didn't like your comment.
That's the type of answers you're giving me right now. I did something because I felt something, as did you. I'm asking what it was that you felt that compelled you to do what you did.
I felt a dislike for your comment.
The reason I felt it is because, in my opinion, the video was drawn out, not funny, slightly annoying and totally uncalled for. In fact, I'd equate it with anon's comment, except anon was purposely being a little **** and he did it well where yours was just crappy.

That's still not a motive. Why do you want to know why I did like your comment?
#229 to #228 - parishailsatan (12/11/2015) [-]
Oh I'm sorry it was crappy I didn't mean to draw it out, I deleted it I'm sorry it was ******. I try to make people as best as I can I'm sorry.
#230 to #229 - cormy (12/11/2015) [-]
You try to make people?
My questions remain unanswered.
#231 to #230 - parishailsatan (12/11/2015) [-]
people laugh* sorry I don't know how to answer them I don't have a lot of motivation in life I'm sorry
#232 to #231 - cormy (12/11/2015) [-]
You had enough motivation to ask.
Now I request that you figure out what that motivation was.
Why is it important to you to know why I disliked your comment?
#233 to #232 - parishailsatan (12/11/2015) [-]
idk I wanted to ask because like I said before I try to make people laugh when I can sorry for wasting your time.
It's not really important, again I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bother you I'm sorry
#234 to #233 - cormy (12/11/2015) [-]
So would you say that you asked because you wanted to improve and make better comments?
You're not wasting my time. I'm here because I want to be, otherwise I would ignore you.
It's important to me.
#235 to #234 - parishailsatan (12/11/2015) [-]
It wasn't even about the comment sorry I was just wondering why you thought my voice was terrible sorry. I don't know how to improve it so I just deleted it sorry
#236 to #235 - cormy (12/11/2015) [-]
Why were you wondering why I thought your voice was terrible?
#237 to #236 - parishailsatan (12/11/2015) [-]
Because you thumbed it down sorry
#238 to #237 - cormy (12/11/2015) [-]
Why were you wondering why I thumbed you down?
What do you gain from me telling you why I thumbed you down?
What need is satisfied by knowing that?
#239 to #238 - parishailsatan (12/11/2015) [-]
Because I deleted it because you didn't like it sorry. I wasn't trying to gain anything from you sorry I didn't mean to phrase it that way sorry. I don't have any needs in life I'm sorry I didn't satisfy anything sorry
#214 - nelliel (11/24/2015) [-]
#215 to #214 - cormy (11/24/2015) [-]
hehe... HEHEHE!
But seriously, is it a kid... or a squid?
And does it go good with pizza...
#216 to #215 - nelliel (11/24/2015) [-]
#217 to #216 - cormy (11/24/2015) [-]
That's what I like to hear.
u so good bb, talk dirty to me.

How you doin'?
#219 to #217 - nelliel (12/04/2015) [-]
sorry, omg
im good you

#220 to #219 - cormy (12/04/2015) [-]
I... Was good.
I am no longer good.
Laptop died and exams/Christmas is coming up.
#206 - nelliel (11/19/2015) [-]
#207 to #206 - cormy (11/19/2015) [-]
ur weird stahp.
#208 to #207 - nelliel (11/19/2015) [-]
no :3
#209 to #208 - cormy (11/19/2015) [-]
Fine den, get me dis car.
#210 to #209 - nelliel (11/19/2015) [-]
its just gonna have << on it if i do
#211 to #210 - cormy (11/19/2015) [-]
Das okie, "A Nel is fine too"
#212 to #211 - nelliel (11/19/2015) [-]
: D
#213 to #212 - cormy (11/19/2015) [-]
You should sync this gif to some music, looks like she's at a concert or sumphin.
Nearly synced to the WebM I was playin': /Mildy+moist+webm+comp/movies/5746010/60#60

Wish I had some good C.C. gifs... Guess I'll have to figure out how to make my own, they don't really exist anywhere atm.
#195 - nelliel (11/12/2015) [-]
#196 to #195 - cormy (11/12/2015) [-]
Why hullo again, how you doin' babeh?
#197 to #196 - nelliel (11/13/2015) [-]
good, you?
#198 to #197 - cormy (11/13/2015) [-]
Pretty good, went out with a friend and saw the movie "The Intern", turned out to be a really cute movie, would recommend if you like feel-good movies with a bit of comedy.
#199 to #198 - nelliel (11/14/2015) [-]
Aaaaaaaah that sounds nice. Did you **** him?
And yes i do
#200 to #199 - cormy (11/14/2015) [-]
Nothing so gay I'm afraid, it was a female friend from childhood who as far as I know is still female both physically and mentally.... and we did not ****.
Apprentice wizard here, 22 virgin who could not possibly advance any relationship. I'm romantically inept and afraid of intimacy.
#201 to #200 - nelliel (11/16/2015) [-]
In the ass? Damn cormy you little horn dog
#202 to #201 - cormy (11/17/2015) [-]
Listen here you it was just pizza, a movie and a friend.
A good pizza and a good movie... and a very good friend.
#203 to #202 - nelliel (11/18/2015) [-]
so you ate her box? damn cormy you don't do things in halves do you?
#204 to #203 - cormy (11/18/2015) [-]
What are you even doing...?
I don't.
I can't.
#205 to #204 - nelliel (11/18/2015) [-]