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#176 - I'm from tumblr. I apologize.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/25/2012 on Fucking Le -9
User avatar #201 - elitetroll (01/25/2012) [-]
Lamar Smith
#208 - coonmix (01/25/2012) [-]
I regret nothing
User avatar #209 - elitetroll (01/25/2012) [-]
you should.. sorry for your mistake
#212 - coonmix (01/25/2012) [-]
Hey I have fun browsing a website that FunnyJunk seems to hate. Sue me.
User avatar #214 - elitetroll (01/25/2012) [-]
i shall, and then i will sue tumblr for stealing shitty memes like "le"
#187 - yofutofu (01/25/2012) [-]
you're from tumblr?
#197 - coonmix (01/25/2012) [-]
I like the website. Maybe not some of the people on there.
Go ahead, pinkie me down I don't really care.
#302 - **coonmix rolls 8** SIR YES SIR 01/25/2012 on Boot Camp +1
#383 - This post was never funny. 01/25/2012 on There's a difference 0
#31 - Don't tell me what to do.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2012 on You are aweome +3
#34 - gizmobox has deleted their comment.
#127 - Yes. We ******* get it. 01/24/2012 on know the difference! +2
#109 - I really don't think they could do jack **** if the int… 01/24/2012 on Anonymous +1
#21 - I don't live in US but I find ameri fat politics interesting. 01/23/2012 on I don't understand. 0
#28 - No it isn't. That never happened. 01/23/2012 on Short hair +2
#232 - I don't believe politicians anymore. 01/22/2012 on I'm a Ron Paul Lover. +3
#328 - Why does he need a piece of paper to remember his text if the …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2012 on We Are Anonymous 0
#341 - Funnypocalypse (01/23/2012) [-]
actually the video repeats itself various times, it's like another video, not him talking, the voice comes from the software
#337 - thebludrew has deleted their comment.
#421 - There's not a single politician alive I respect. 01/21/2012 on Do not want to live in USA... +1
#186 - Picture 01/21/2012 on Fuck sopa +6
#185 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2012 on Fuck sopa +6
#186 - coonmix (01/21/2012) [-]
#326 - You just had to ruin the ******* mood. 01/20/2012 on Think about it !!! -1
#315 - Is it me or does he look a lot like Darth Sidious? I had to ma… 01/20/2012 on Dear Admin.. +5
#574 - "Homosexuals, not to speak of the rest of society, were f…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2012 on If this is true, we're one... +2
User avatar #650 - toplica (01/20/2012) [-]
He supports gay marriage. He's not pro homosexuality but he supports their right to marriage and moreover believes that the government should stay out of marriage licensing all together. The man knows his personal opinion means nothing in the overall sceme of things. His respect for the constitution supercedes his opinions

#347 - Is that you, Roxas...?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2012 on dumbest rumour? +10
#421 - swiiftninja (01/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #352 - shittybastardone (01/18/2012) [-]
pinkieed for Axel :D
#346 - I would have walked into class late, stared at the class and w… 01/18/2012 on dumbest rumour? +1
#177 - No **** . 01/17/2012 on Yogurt, I HATE YOGURT +10
#46 - Funniest youtube comedy skit I saw in a long time. It's aaaall… 01/17/2012 on The Confession +3
#125 - Picture 01/17/2012 on Yogurt, I HATE YOGURT +68
#121 - There is no 21st month.  [+] (26 new replies) 01/17/2012 on Yogurt, I HATE YOGURT +165
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#243 - towers (01/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #552 - themuffinmanman (01/18/2012) [-]
When I'm asked what the day is, I say January 17th, 2012. MM/DD/YYYY. I don't need to put it in a diagram to make myself feel superior.
User avatar #515 - zionsype (01/17/2012) [-]
You mean:
Australian Logic YYYY/MM/DD
#577 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
What? Australian's dating system is DD/MM/YYYY. I would know.. because, well.. I live there.
#318 - spacefield (01/17/2012) [-]
#247 - davve (01/17/2012) [-]
#836 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
god dammit..... this chart makes me feel retarded for being American.....
#618 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
You are a moron. The Metric System is to blame for losing several Mars orbiters and for INCORRECTLY sending spacecraft on the wrong paths. Not like you would know, since your nation has no space program in all likelihood. If you don't like the way a country decides to write down the date, then don't write down the date that way. If you don't like not using the metric system, then use the metric system. As for the whole "stupidity" bullshit, America has the BEST university system in the world, one of the highest average IQ rates, the only nation to send people to the moon, the only nation with independent space organizations (NASA and SpaceX, the rest of the world just copies), and largest contributor to modern science/technology in the last century.

Sure, America fucks up, but compared to the rest of the world, our record is squeaky clean.
Europe - 100 million + dead and counting in the last 100 years due to its retarded wars, and the Jews aren't really pleased with the whole Hitler thing, as well as the other 50 million who died because of European appeasement to Hitler's war mongering.

Asia - 300 million + dead because of senseless violence.

Please go be utterly retarded elsewhere.
#806 - blackhawks (01/18/2012) [-]
1. The orbiters were lost because of incorrect conversion of the two systems, if everyone used the metric system this would not happen.
2. Dont act as if your space program is superior, the only thing you did first was go to the moon, soviets beat you in almost everything.
3. The reason we make fun of your date system is because it does not make sense.
4. Best university system? I am sure that every country could make its argument for their own. There is no BEST system, they all work in different ways.
5. America is not in the top 10 for average iq rates. Hong kong, england, canada, japan have higher averages.
6. WTF is so important about independent space organizations? The rest of the world does not copy of of you. Dont be so arrogant.
7. I might give you that one, but i dont know much about that.
8. How the fuck is your record squeaky clean, if anything it is the opposite. Vietnam war, WW1, WW2 etc. If america had not been so stupid at the end of WW1, WW2 might not have happened (takes to long to explain to simple minded folk)
9. Please go be utterly retarded elsewhere
#858 - cmcghie (01/18/2012) [-]
1. The data was incorrectly programmed to use both measurement systems, which confused the instruments on board. If it had been either one and only that one, it would have worked. the Metric system is not superior or vice versa.

2. The USA undoubtedly has the best space program on the planet. There is no questioning that. The only thing Russia beat the USA at was sending a man up first. Everything else, NASA owned the world in.

3. How does the date system not make sense? It makes perfect sense, its just different. That's like saying Chinese is stupid because it doesn't make sense to English speaking people.

4. The USA has the best university system hands down, there is absolutely no questioning that. The USA has the highest ranked colleges in the world, and best rated higher education.

5. England isn't even in the top 20.....

6. Yes, the ESA and China have BOTH asked NASA for plans, and frankly they are both not really comparing. The rest of the world DOES copy NASA's designs and plans. That is an undisputable fact.

7. You should give him that one.

8. America had absolutely NOTHING to do with starting WW1 or WW2. That was Europe's fault and Europe's fault alone. If Europe had actually listened to America's 14 points for reasonable surrender with Germany, WW2 would have never happened. The 14 points are what brought Germany to the table for surrender to begin with, America ended WW1, Europe fucked it away and started WW2.

9. Go read a history book and check your facts, you are probably the least informed person I've ever had to correct.
#868 - blackhawks (01/18/2012) [-]
replied to wrong one, whatever read the other one
#849 - cmcghie has deleted their comment.
#867 - blackhawks (01/18/2012) [-]
Fuck do i have to do this AGAIN?
1. Yes, i agree but i was trying to make a point that it was not the fault of the metric sytem. But the metric system is better.
2. space is no longer relevant, argue that all you want. Soviets: First satellite, first living animal , first person in space, first space station, first man made object to pass the moon etc.\
get your facts straight
3. how does it make sense. (please dont respond to this one as it will be a useless back and forth)
4. again you are basing it only rankings when there are many smaller countries that have a higher quality education,
5. WOW, i got one wrong, point is USA IS NOT #1!! OMG HOW CAN THIS BE TRUE GUYZ!!!
6. again space is becoming privatized, i could go on for hours about this but i really dont feel like it.
7. whatever, cant argue since i dont know, unlike you (#2)
8. what is WW and WW. anyways like i said takes to long to explain. point is every country has some blame
9. Go read a history book and check your facts, you are probably the least informed person I've ever had to correct.

User avatar #876 - cmcghie (01/18/2012) [-]
1. We are in agreement, but I have not seen proof on any argument that either system is superior, accept from butthurt Americans and Europeans claiming theirs is better.

2. Space is completely relevant. First two probes outside the solar system, First reusable spacecraft, First space station that actually worked as planned, First person to another celestial body, First to get pictures/data of the outer planets, first to plan a manned mission to mars, first to send probes to each planet, first to have a private space company (SpaceX) that is planning totally reusable spacecraft and relaunching lunar/mars missions.

3. If I start with the day, it could be any day of any month of the year. If I start with the month, people reading the date know exactly what month/part of the year is being addressed first, followed by the day of that month, then year. As I mentioned before, this is a pretty stupid thing to argue about since they are just different ways of doing the same thing. Neither is superior.

4. If not rankings, then what? Personal opinion? Point is, they are the highest ranked on all accounts, on a global scale.

5. No one cares. I'm not touting American superiority, just facts. Nationalism is a disease.

6. Yes, and SpaceX is leading the way with the Falcon heavy lift program.

7. Again, just facts.

8. Deleted and retoasted with fixed grammar.

9. ......?
#881 - blackhawks (01/18/2012) [-]
have you entered high school yet, i am getting that feeling...
User avatar #754 - ilovehitler (01/18/2012) [-]
False. Several mars orbiters were destroyed because of America's retard imperial system being harder for the rest of the world to translate, and therefore a mistake is more likely.

You used double negatives.

No, we don't have the best university rates. Not really, we only show what absolutely needs to be shown, and we use a different test.

False, several other countries have independent space programs.

We are the most war loving country there is. We haven't been around as long.
#736 - ozzuguru (01/18/2012) [-]
Damnit anon, just by responding you make us look bad. Take a joke.

ps i'm amerifat and i lol'd at the charts
User avatar #755 - ilovehitler (01/18/2012) [-]
Anyone who is not an extreme American nationalist will likely find some humour in that.
User avatar #691 - lolzersauce (01/18/2012) [-]
The reason the mars mission didn't work wasn't because of one system of measurement versus another, it was because of human error in the conversion between the two. I don't know where you get your information from, The Onion?
#655 - dubstrips (01/18/2012) [-]
Somehow connects metric system to holocaust and Asian wars.
Retard Logic
#859 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
*amerifat logic
#647 - personface (01/18/2012) [-]
He was talking about a system of measurement, dipshit. Pic fucking related.
User avatar #688 - cmcghie (01/18/2012) [-]
Hate to be that guy, but the anon addresses the metric system in his rant. It was the first thing mentioned.
User avatar #926 - personface (01/19/2012) [-]
I know, you're right. I was more commenting on his misguided piece on the university system/Holocaust.
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#539 - Land of the free. Home of the Whopper. 01/17/2012 on Oh you know.. americans -3
#256 - Heheheh. large snake 01/17/2012 on swag fail +3
#254 - Bitch please.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/17/2012 on swag fail +1
User avatar #255 - myownparasite (01/17/2012) [-]
Wow, a fictional character has a large snake. Impressive.
#258 - flowgo (01/17/2012) [-]
that fictional character will still get more women then you.
User avatar #262 - myownparasite (01/17/2012) [-]
Ouch, what a comeback. Never did I insult said character, but Voldemort is not real, unlike Michael Jackson and the Bieb Dweeb.
#263 - flowgo (01/17/2012) [-]
fact still remains, he was funny, your just fail.
User avatar #264 - myownparasite (01/17/2012) [-]
He wasn't funny. There are so many video game/movie/book characters that have some sort of involvement with giant snakes.
#265 - flowgo (01/17/2012) [-]
Still funny :)

#256 - coonmix (01/17/2012) [-]
large snake
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - TheseChocodiles (07/15/2013) [-]
omg could you log back in
you are important to something right now
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