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#72 - invite pls  [+] (1 reply) 11/21/2016 on Fat Shaming Sunday 0
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#134 - I think we're staying in Quezon City, not 100% sure about that though  [+] (1 reply) 10/31/2016 on Make the Phillipines Great... 0
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#135 - fistings (10/31/2016) [-]
aah. as long as you know what you're doing (or at least look like it) people will leave you alone lel you should be fine though. If you want any foodtrip suggestions, I can throw a few of them your way. I forgot to mention before, these are important tips too: if you order a beer in a bottle, use a napkin to wipe the rim of the bottle, because some rust may be there from the bottle cap, and most importantly: NEVER DRINK THE TAP WATER, BRING IMODIUM OR BUY IT AT A DRUG STORE, AND ALWAYS ASK IF THE WATER IS PURIFIED. That is, unless you love having painful liquid shits, nearly on par with peanutbitter's gummy bear fiasco, then you go right ahead and drink the tap water
#129 - I'll be staying in Manila. Ty for advice <3  [+] (3 replies) 10/30/2016 on Make the Phillipines Great... +1
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#130 - fistings (10/30/2016) [-]
what part of Manila, do you know? I live in Fort Bonifacio, it's a decently high-end area.
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#134 - coolranchderpitos (10/31/2016) [-]
I think we're staying in Quezon City, not 100% sure about that though
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#135 - fistings (10/31/2016) [-]
aah. as long as you know what you're doing (or at least look like it) people will leave you alone lel you should be fine though. If you want any foodtrip suggestions, I can throw a few of them your way. I forgot to mention before, these are important tips too: if you order a beer in a bottle, use a napkin to wipe the rim of the bottle, because some rust may be there from the bottle cap, and most importantly: NEVER DRINK THE TAP WATER, BRING IMODIUM OR BUY IT AT A DRUG STORE, AND ALWAYS ASK IF THE WATER IS PURIFIED. That is, unless you love having painful liquid shits, nearly on par with peanutbitter's gummy bear fiasco, then you go right ahead and drink the tap water
#8 - you might be the only reasonable person I've seen on this site…  [+] (2 replies) 10/28/2016 on Anon hates Halloween +3
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#12 - CaptainKill (10/28/2016) [-]
Thanks. I feel like I recognize your username. Have we conversed before?
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#26 - coolranchderpitos (10/30/2016) [-]
Yeah I think we have, I recognize yours too.
God knows
#57 - I'm an American going to visit the Philippines in a few weeks …  [+] (12 replies) 10/28/2016 on Make the Phillipines Great... +3
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#96 - zombifier (10/28/2016) [-]
go to walking street in angeles city with 20-40 bucks

you now have a bar girl for the rest of the night and most of the next day
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#131 - fistings (10/30/2016) [-]
eh, I went to Angeles city once, it wasn't a place where you'd want to stay for too long. P. Burgos st. in Makati is almost like a miniature version of the walking street. The Bar girls In Manila are a decent amount more expensive it's like $100 for a bargirl overnight. In the Malate area, you can get one for that price though, but I'd be sketched out about catching some bug or something
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#133 - zombifier (10/31/2016) [-]
all the girls wear lanyards with their latest test results in angeles, so at least it was something
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#136 - fistings (10/31/2016) [-]
aah, that's somewhat reassuring at least, but I'm considered handsome here, and since I'm American, that drops the panties. I can pull from tinder or at bars if I work at it, I guess that's partly why I don't really want to nor see the need of getting a bar girl. But I do see the appeal of it
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#138 - zombifier (10/31/2016) [-]
I was just there for a weekend after training in crow valley

didn't have a phone with me since I wasn't going to pay for international rates lol
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#139 - fistings (10/31/2016) [-]
nice haha I've actually got family in that area, and true- the prepaid sim option is super easy too, you can get unlimited data (30 days) for 1000 pesos, but then you'll have to get more for texting and calling though
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#69 - fistings (10/28/2016) [-]
what part of the Philippines will you be in? I'll tell you to download grab (or Uber, but I prefer Grab, it's better IMO), and stay the fuck away from regular metered taxis. They'll ask for more money, depending on traffic and stuff, and they'll take unnecessary routes for more money. Watch your pockets when you're around, especially when there are street kids around you (A lot of places don't have them, but if you're in an area that has them, watch out, they're sneaky fuckers). Filipinos are usually pretty nice and will try to help you, but the guards around places aren't too much help if you're lost. You should get a prepaid SIM card while you're here (you can get one for $1 at most 7-11 stores, and get phone cards to load it up) for using internet while you're here. If you go to a tourist area, they'll rape you on touristy things. I went to Boracay with my cousin and dad (cousin is full filipino, my dad is white and foreign) and they wanted to charge us 3000 pesos for parasailing and helmet diving, but when my cousin asked, it was literally half the price. It is mostly common sense stuff, you know? Don't flash your stuff around, don't carry a bunch of extra money around, don't go to sketchy areas if you can help it. if you want some help, just shoot me a PM and I'll try to help you out
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#129 - coolranchderpitos (10/30/2016) [-]
I'll be staying in Manila. Ty for advice <3
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#130 - fistings (10/30/2016) [-]
what part of Manila, do you know? I live in Fort Bonifacio, it's a decently high-end area.
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#134 - coolranchderpitos (10/31/2016) [-]
I think we're staying in Quezon City, not 100% sure about that though
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#135 - fistings (10/31/2016) [-]
aah. as long as you know what you're doing (or at least look like it) people will leave you alone lel you should be fine though. If you want any foodtrip suggestions, I can throw a few of them your way. I forgot to mention before, these are important tips too: if you order a beer in a bottle, use a napkin to wipe the rim of the bottle, because some rust may be there from the bottle cap, and most importantly: NEVER DRINK THE TAP WATER, BRING IMODIUM OR BUY IT AT A DRUG STORE, AND ALWAYS ASK IF THE WATER IS PURIFIED. That is, unless you love having painful liquid shits, nearly on par with peanutbitter's gummy bear fiasco, then you go right ahead and drink the tap water
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#125 - kreekydoorS (10/29/2016) [-]
Went to Manila once. Was fun. Felt like animal in a zoo what with all the people staring at me. 6'1" white as paper.
#245 - *******, this. I'm terrified of the leg press because of …  [+] (1 reply) 10/17/2016 on Random Shit on my phone... +1
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#246 - redknull (10/17/2016) [-]
I get cringes just thinking about that fucking .gif, like when you scratch nails on a chalkboard
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