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coolranchderpitos

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Date Signed Up:8/11/2011
Last Login:5/22/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#13232
Highest Content Rank:#7219
Highest Comment Rank:#6957
Content Thumbs: 114 total,  196 ,  82
Comment Thumbs: 1232 total,  1788 ,  556
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 11 Content: New Here → Level 12 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (5/50)
Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:16872
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:984
FJ Points:1408

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#142 - dubstep's tempo is slow tho 05/19/2015 on Technology Breakthroughs +1
#200 - >Fulfill my biggest wish >Die >No other choic…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on which one FJ? 0
User avatar #208 - tsoper (05/17/2015) [-]
I will give you assisted suicide for $1000 or more, reply back if interested.
I make it as painless as possible.
#101 - No, people don't like her because they don't find her comics f… 05/17/2015 on 100% OC +30
#10 - Implying I get that many text messages 05/16/2015 on a different sort of text... 0
#51 - This ******* website 05/16/2015 on OP is a Faggot +6
#101 - Assuming the marbles are equally weighted, the whole race depe…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Most intense marble race ever. +10
User avatar #204 - twentyseconds (05/12/2015) [-]
No if you watch closely at the end of the video on the straight track, the marble gets a speed boost some how. The black one is physically going faster then the red.

are you saying the speed boost came from having the shorter track?
#246 - anonymous (05/12/2015) [-]
Or you know, black is a professional track runner.
#166 - **coolranchderpitos used "*roll 3, 0-9*"** **coolranchderpi… 05/11/2015 on True Terror 0
#2161 - give me money pls 05/10/2015 on Free Steam Card Giveaway 0
#49 - What is this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on (Title) 0
#51 - vytros (05/08/2015) [-]
Far Cry 2
#42 - That looks like the best ******* pizza that's ever existed 05/08/2015 on mfw no gf 0

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User avatar #60 - gabemczombie (10/20/2014) [-]
Badger
User avatar #59 - coolranchderpitos (04/01/2014) [-]
half of my 58 comments are me. This is physically painful to look at
User avatar #46 - coolranchderpitos (01/10/2012) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 5,060** random quads get
User avatar #47 to #46 - coolranchderpitos (01/10/2012) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 7,093** is it over 9000?
User avatar #48 to #47 - coolranchderpitos (01/10/2012) [-]
okay.jpg
User avatar #21 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 80** can i haz dubs? on my page?
User avatar #58 to #21 - coolranchderpitos (05/31/2012) [-]
what am i doing with my life?
User avatar #22 to #21 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 86** how many tries?
User avatar #23 to #22 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 39**
User avatar #24 to #23 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 58** okay 4th try
User avatar #25 to #24 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 55** day 5: still good on resources, high chance of dubs
User avatar #27 to #26 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 551** can i trips?
User avatar #28 to #27 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 523** that was close
User avatar #29 to #28 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 327**danget
User avatar #30 to #29 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 416** giving up soon
User avatar #31 to #30 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 776**okay dubs mission was accomplished, but trips has been a complete failure
User avatar #32 to #31 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 028** getting low on resources

User avatar #33 to #32 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 761** i need to get this soon or i will be forced to abort
User avatar #34 to #33 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 526** come on, trips!
User avatar #35 to #34 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 107** im starting to lose faith in trips
User avatar #36 to #35 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 798** i have only enough resources for 2 more days
User avatar #37 to #36 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 327** almost out
User avatar #38 to #37 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 352** its all or nothing
User avatar #39 to #38 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
well i have to abond- wait! its a care package! it has enough for 5 more rolls
User avatar #40 to #39 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 693**
User avatar #57 to #40 - coolranchderpitos (03/17/2012) [-]
this is a sad, sad thread to look back on.
User avatar #45 to #40 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 514** im done for now, we have to give up on the trips
User avatar #44 to #40 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 726**
User avatar #43 to #40 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 174** 2 more
User avatar #42 to #40 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 423** only a few more
User avatar #41 to #40 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 604** i believe in you trips!
#12 - carlospuyol (12/01/2011) [-]
How do you sleep at night?
#13 to #12 - coolranchderpitos (12/01/2011) [-]
what?  
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what?
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#14 to #13 - carlospuyol (12/01/2011) [-]
You thumbed my life down.
#15 to #14 - coolranchderpitos (12/01/2011) [-]
why do you care so much about thumbs? they aren't important? i admit i occasionally thumbwhore but then i realize, why the 			****		 do i need thumbs? the worst that will happen is you will be demoted levels. big deal.
why do you care so much about thumbs? they aren't important? i admit i occasionally thumbwhore but then i realize, why the **** do i need thumbs? the worst that will happen is you will be demoted levels. big deal.
#16 to #15 - carlospuyol (12/01/2011) [-]
I understand. For the most part I was just having a conversation with a fellow FJer though.

Have a bear.
#17 to #16 - coolranchderpitos (12/01/2011) [-]
cool, i need to fill up my comments page with more comments. i need some gifs, you have any?
cool, i need to fill up my comments page with more comments. i need some gifs, you have any?
#19 to #17 - carlospuyol (12/01/2011) [-]
SO YOU thumb ME DOWN AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU?!
User avatar #18 to #17 - coolranchderpitos (12/01/2011) [-]
actually i am gonna get off
#20 to #18 - carlospuyol (12/01/2011) [-]
jk here you go.
jk here you go.
#3 - bobJML (11/01/2011) [-]
Hey man, how's it going?
User avatar #4 to #3 - coolranchderpitos (11/01/2011) [-]
good i jsut added you because i love your comics lol.
#5 to #4 - bobJML (11/01/2011) [-]
I'm glad you do, and appreciate it.
User avatar #6 to #5 - coolranchderpitos (11/01/2011) [-]
i would post some pictures but i keep all my pics on a flash drive which i dont have :|
#7 to #6 - bobJML (11/01/2011) [-]
WHERE IS IT?
User avatar #8 to #7 - coolranchderpitos (11/01/2011) [-]
.... **** . i have no idea
#9 to #8 - bobJML (11/01/2011) [-]
Did you check your asshole?
User avatar #10 to #9 - coolranchderpitos (11/01/2011) [-]
oh i have enough things up there >.> i mean why would i shove anything in there?
#11 to #10 - bobJML (11/01/2011) [-]
Aren't you OP?
User avatar #1 - annhilator (09/04/2011) [-]
when i see what you've comment to other picture, you're only trolling. And i lied comp was not repost i made it.. Man do ever tried to get a life?
User avatar #2 to #1 - coolranchderpitos (09/04/2011) [-]
wow....so basically on the bottom of the comp you made it said on an i lied pic that it was 100 percent oc which is saying its NOT and you gave credit to somebody else on the bottom ******** . learn how to talk like a normal person what does "when i see what you've comment to other picture" even ******* mean?
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