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    Don't Fuck With Me Don't Fuck With Me
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    Who wants some Ice cream? Who wants some Ice cream?
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    YOLO SWAGG YOLO SWAGG
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    faget bitch faget bitch
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    Not bad. Not bad at all. Not bad. Not bad at all.
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#39 - such joy 16 hours ago on Eeeewwwght +5
#38 - there's nothing more satisfying than a release of pressure. …  [+] (10 new replies) 16 hours ago on Eeeewwwght +14
#48 - lordsepulchure (14 hours ago) [-]
I once had to pee, so, fucking, bad!! That when I finally whent, It felt better than a few of the faps I have had. That sweet feeling of relief...
#65 - pyjamadog (13 hours ago) [-]
Where is this gif from O___o
#68 - lordsepulchure (12 hours ago) [-]
An animated web series by Rooster Teeth called RWBY (pronounced as "ruby"). Pretty dam epic, also funny. Moves a little slow but I don't give a fuck, just have to wait a little and what's the problem in that?
I suggest you watch the trailers first. Each of the main characters got their own trailer, and they are amazing, especially the music.
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (13 hours ago) [-]
waterspooorts
User avatar #54 - ljxjlos (14 hours ago) [-]
I once was at a Festival - we started to drink in the morning at around 7 and went to the bands at around 13.00 - I didn´t have to piss at that point so I didn´t - we got places in the first row and I didn´t want to give mine up. Watched Crystal Castles, Metallica, Soundgarden, etc - don´t know the rest, but we where finished late in the night.
I still hold the memory to this day high. That piss was better then any orgasm I has since them. I´m pretty sure some of my friends still think I took a fap back them because I came out of the toilet like a newly re-born man.
User avatar #55 - lordsepulchure (13 hours ago) [-]
That's how I felt too.
#40 - miscarriage (16 hours ago) [-]
hm..

fair enough
#44 - misanthrizzle (16 hours ago) [-]
#41 - atma (16 hours ago) [-]
you people cray
User avatar #39 - coolcalx (16 hours ago) [-]
Squirting puss out of an ingrown hair!!!!!!

such joy
#19 - Picture 17 hours ago on Busted +1
#31 - mfw I have a nonsexual fetish towards pimple popping  [+] (14 new replies) 17 hours ago on Eeeewwwght +7
#35 - miscarriage (17 hours ago) [-]
I just fapped to insest rape insemination hentai and what the fuck is wrong with you
#84 - moocowsz (9 hours ago) [-]
What hentai?
#38 - coolcalx (16 hours ago) [-]
there's nothing more satisfying than a release of pressure.

orgasms? release of pressure
sneeze? release of pressure
popping your knuckles? release of pressure
shitting? release of pressure
pissing? release of pressure
popping a whitehead or extracting a blackhead? a holy level of pressure release.
#48 - lordsepulchure (14 hours ago) [-]
I once had to pee, so, fucking, bad!! That when I finally whent, It felt better than a few of the faps I have had. That sweet feeling of relief...
#65 - pyjamadog (13 hours ago) [-]
Where is this gif from O___o
#68 - lordsepulchure (12 hours ago) [-]
An animated web series by Rooster Teeth called RWBY (pronounced as "ruby"). Pretty dam epic, also funny. Moves a little slow but I don't give a fuck, just have to wait a little and what's the problem in that?
I suggest you watch the trailers first. Each of the main characters got their own trailer, and they are amazing, especially the music.
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (13 hours ago) [-]
waterspooorts
User avatar #54 - ljxjlos (14 hours ago) [-]
I once was at a Festival - we started to drink in the morning at around 7 and went to the bands at around 13.00 - I didn´t have to piss at that point so I didn´t - we got places in the first row and I didn´t want to give mine up. Watched Crystal Castles, Metallica, Soundgarden, etc - don´t know the rest, but we where finished late in the night.
I still hold the memory to this day high. That piss was better then any orgasm I has since them. I´m pretty sure some of my friends still think I took a fap back them because I came out of the toilet like a newly re-born man.
User avatar #55 - lordsepulchure (13 hours ago) [-]
That's how I felt too.
#40 - miscarriage (16 hours ago) [-]
hm..

fair enough
#44 - misanthrizzle (16 hours ago) [-]
#41 - atma (16 hours ago) [-]
you people cray
User avatar #39 - coolcalx (16 hours ago) [-]
Squirting puss out of an ingrown hair!!!!!!

such joy
User avatar #36 - miscarriage (17 hours ago) [-]
insect*
#65 - screamingface.gif 17 hours ago on Photography tips and tricks +7
#86 - well they are all incredibly racist, so obviously they're retarded 10/20/2014 on White privilege is best... 0
#70 - you can go a few days with a burst appendix. not sayi… 10/19/2014 on Tumbr Posts - Period Edition! 0
#15 - Picture 10/19/2014 on Updating Family Pic +4
#89 - This is all sarcasm. 10/17/2014 on Effect of Feminism 158 0
#57 - Picture 10/17/2014 on Desc. +1

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User avatar #15 - tianadesu (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm bald lick me
User avatar #16 to #15 - tianadesu (04/21/2013) [-]
This would have sounded better if I typed 'Lick me i'm bald.'
User avatar #17 to #16 - coolcalx (04/21/2013) [-]
.."hello?"
User avatar #1 - davidavidson (04/06/2013) [-]
usomadlol
User avatar #2 to #1 - coolcalx (04/06/2013) [-]
furious, even.

hell, I might go kill some kittens, I'm so angry
#4 to #3 - coolcalx (04/06/2013) [-]
>edgy   
classic newfag
>edgy
classic newfag
#5 to #4 - davidavidson (04/06/2013) [-]
I've been here longer than you, honey.
#6 to #5 - coolcalx (04/06/2013) [-]
said the guy with the white name.
#7 to #6 - davidavidson (04/06/2013) [-]
I've had many accounts. Last one was doctorlean.   
   
I can see you have really contributed to this site too -_-
I've had many accounts. Last one was doctorlean.

I can see you have really contributed to this site too -_-
#8 to #7 - coolcalx (04/06/2013) [-]
it's kind of cute how angry you are.

blocking me, blocking my IP, and going through all the trouble to try to harass me on my profile. it's either really cute or really pathetic, and I'm not sure which.
User avatar #9 to #8 - davidavidson (04/06/2013) [-]
I just blocked you because I thought it was relevant and witty. smh XDD
#10 to #9 - coolcalx (04/06/2013) [-]
this is going nowhere
this is going nowhere
#11 to #10 - davidavidson (04/06/2013) [-]
SMH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddddd
SMH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddddd
#12 to #11 - coolcalx (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess we can dump cute animals while I ignore your comments
I guess we can dump cute animals while I ignore your comments
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