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#115 - well then **** disney. I ******* OWN… 02/23/2015 on VIdeo Game Facts Part 5 0
#315 - the limit as x->+0 exists. this means the limit as you appr… 02/01/2015 on Science Shit : Black Holes. 0
#259 - yes. it's a limit. i.e., lim 1/x as x->+0 = infinity  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Science Shit : Black Holes. 0
#314 - anonexplains (01/31/2015) [-]
The limit does not exist
User avatar #315 - coolcalx (02/01/2015) [-]
the limit as x->+0 exists. this means the limit as you approach 0 from the positive axis, which for y=1/x absolutely equals infinity.

this is intro Cal A. come on, anon.
#414 - sorry to be the bringer of bad news, man. I'm graduat…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Universal thoughts +1
User avatar #420 - psdeath (01/22/2015) [-]
Bad news? My friend, you bring me knowledge, the only known cure for ignorance! That's good news. I mean, I just seem to have overlooked this part completely. Otherwise I consider myself at least somewhat above average when it comes to knowledge about space. Personal favorite space phenomenon (or what ya call it) are quasars and/or blazars.

Also, sorry but I have 1.0 AM humor and can't get over that fact that you're graduating with a BS in physics. Bullshit physics sounds like an accurate description of quantum physics though, that shit's magic. But on a serious note, that's awesome. We need more astro physicists in this world, gotta get them humies on mars.

And alright, I don't think I have any questions but thanks! I'll continue on a quest to cure any further ignorance.
#412 - none of that is true. the Big Bang Theory is the resu…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Universal thoughts +1
User avatar #413 - psdeath (01/22/2015) [-]
I am shocked. Mainly because this sounds scientific as shit and completely valid, but also because of all the bullshit I've been spoon fed from a source I can't remember. It wasn't some bullshit source though, I just can't put the name of the scientist in my head.

But I guess I learn something new every day. I did know about the expansion of the universe though, and the whole thing playing it in reverse.
User avatar #414 - coolcalx (01/22/2015) [-]
sorry to be the bringer of bad news, man.

I'm graduating next year with a B.S. in physics, and an emphasis in astrophysics, so I have studied this stuff pretty intensely.

also, if you have any questions, I might be able to answer them
User avatar #420 - psdeath (01/22/2015) [-]
Bad news? My friend, you bring me knowledge, the only known cure for ignorance! That's good news. I mean, I just seem to have overlooked this part completely. Otherwise I consider myself at least somewhat above average when it comes to knowledge about space. Personal favorite space phenomenon (or what ya call it) are quasars and/or blazars.

Also, sorry but I have 1.0 AM humor and can't get over that fact that you're graduating with a BS in physics. Bullshit physics sounds like an accurate description of quantum physics though, that shit's magic. But on a serious note, that's awesome. We need more astro physicists in this world, gotta get them humies on mars.

And alright, I don't think I have any questions but thanks! I'll continue on a quest to cure any further ignorance.
#411 - incorrect. the energy release is due to the mass difference be… 01/22/2015 on Universal thoughts 0
#32 - Picture 01/21/2015 on myth busted 0
#158 - also, before you ask the obvious question, " why is the … 01/21/2015 on Universal thoughts 0
#154 - the metric expansion of the universe is a general property of … 01/21/2015 on Universal thoughts 0
#131 - weeeeelllll sorta. The universe started as a giant ball of ene…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Universal thoughts 0
#155 - igotyournoze (01/21/2015) [-]
tl;dr
#135 - whatamidoingwithme (01/21/2015) [-]
But if the energy of universe was zero, how would the "universe" expand?
User avatar #158 - coolcalx (01/21/2015) [-]
also, before you ask the obvious question, "why is the space-time metric expanding," I have no idea. I just know that the expansion theory is necessary to explain visible phenomena such as universal redshifting. answering that question would require some googling
User avatar #154 - coolcalx (01/21/2015) [-]
the metric expansion of the universe is a general property of the universe which takes place only on a global scale, rather than a local one. in local space, systems are gravitationally bound. this is not the case for areas outside major centers of gravitational attraction. (you know. dark space. where the reapers are)

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User avatar #15 - tianadesu (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm bald lick me
User avatar #16 to #15 - tianadesu (04/21/2013) [-]
This would have sounded better if I typed 'Lick me i'm bald.'
User avatar #17 to #16 - coolcalx (04/21/2013) [-]
.."hello?"
User avatar #1 - davidavidson (04/06/2013) [-]
usomadlol
User avatar #2 to #1 - coolcalx (04/06/2013) [-]
furious, even.

hell, I might go kill some kittens, I'm so angry
#4 to #3 - coolcalx (04/06/2013) [-]
>edgy   
classic newfag
>edgy
classic newfag
#5 to #4 - davidavidson (04/06/2013) [-]
I've been here longer than you, honey.
#6 to #5 - coolcalx (04/06/2013) [-]
said the guy with the white name.
#7 to #6 - davidavidson (04/06/2013) [-]
I've had many accounts. Last one was doctorlean.   
   
I can see you have really contributed to this site too -_-
I've had many accounts. Last one was doctorlean.

I can see you have really contributed to this site too -_-
#8 to #7 - coolcalx (04/06/2013) [-]
it's kind of cute how angry you are.

blocking me, blocking my IP, and going through all the trouble to try to harass me on my profile. it's either really cute or really pathetic, and I'm not sure which.
User avatar #9 to #8 - davidavidson (04/06/2013) [-]
I just blocked you because I thought it was relevant and witty. smh XDD
#10 to #9 - coolcalx (04/06/2013) [-]
this is going nowhere
this is going nowhere
#11 to #10 - davidavidson (04/06/2013) [-]
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#12 to #11 - coolcalx (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess we can dump cute animals while I ignore your comments
I guess we can dump cute animals while I ignore your comments
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