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#2489 - I don't know anyone here. 02/18/2015 on Top 3 favorite FJers? 0
#18 - Most of us don't joke about them though. But when we see a pos…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Papa Franku tells it like... +1
#19 - fefe (02/05/2015) [-]
And 5000+ "brownies are teh gay pedophiles" comments disagree.
I understand that's disgusting, but that's like saying "all non-bronies take orders from their neighbor's dog to go out and murder." see: son of sam. One sick fuck =/= the entire group.
#32 - This is pathetic guys, Jesus Christ.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Moar Samus Please +79
#87 - imabeagoodguy (02/06/2015) [-]
#9 - 'You in winter' Yeah right, and also in summer, sprin… 01/20/2015 on Me in the Winter +85
#22 - So any reason why it's a Captain America movie and not an Aven…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on U FOKIN WOT M8 +1
#23 - atopia (01/19/2015) [-]
I guess Cap'll be the main character, coming to grips with the fact that he can't support America as it stands anymore, rather than having an ensemble cast like they did with Avengers.
#31 - Everytime I go to a waterparc, I'm really excited. I love bein…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Gotta go fast +14
User avatar #83 - greenwithenvy (01/20/2015) [-]
like a razor blade would even be enough to kill you.... most parks make you go feet first, and even if it was positioned to skip your feet, then what. your arm? your back? a long quick cut along your back won't kill you, and it'd be pretty easy to use security cameras to find out who did it (the guy before you) and get his ass sued. Also the park itself would be highly liable/feel guilty and want to give you a lot of free shit.
User avatar #125 - carlonord (01/20/2015) [-]
What if the razor went up your ass crack?
#88 - ennemi (01/20/2015) [-]
Your dick
User avatar #126 - greenwithenvy (01/20/2015) [-]
do you go down the slide naked?
#110 - So any reason why it's a Captain America movie and not an Aven…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on The south with rekt again 0
User avatar #136 - YourLordAndMaster (01/19/2015) [-]
I remember when Civil War was still ongoing. It was supposed to ask the question: "Whose side are you on?" but it never was. Tony always looked like the bad guy, he was always doing questionable things. No doubt they purposely made Captain America the good guy thus, Captain America movie.
#117 - So any reason why it's a Captain America movie and not an Aven… 01/19/2015 on SAO sucks 0
#8 - I tend to stare at myself in the mirror for like 40 mimutes wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Drunk +1
User avatar #10 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
I bet you think you're doing the badass "Are you talkin' ta me?" thing but you're not. I bet this because I've done the same thing. Twice.
#14 - Even though I didn't think Man of Stee was all THAT bad, I do …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2014 on that would be impressive +6
User avatar #102 - stee (12/25/2014) [-]
Hey, I'm pretty good thank you very much.
User avatar #15 - arandomanon (12/24/2014) [-]
I wholeheartedly agree. I however fear they may manage to fuck up.

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