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#105 - Nah man. 04/19/2014 on Fahrenheit 451 0
#185 - I wasn't trolling. 04/19/2014 on Colbert's cameo appearance... 0
#184 - It's not that they're not faithful to the book. It's just that… 04/19/2014 on Colbert's cameo appearance... 0
#13 - Stupid movie  [+] (14 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Colbert's cameo appearance... 0
User avatar #143 - killerliquid (04/19/2014) [-]
The second one certainly was for some part
User avatar #23 - Hreidmar (04/18/2014) [-]
Why did you think it was stupid? I myself enjoyed the movie but I realize that it has some flaws which could turn people away from it.
User avatar #184 - coolalliki (04/19/2014) [-]
It's not that they're not faithful to the book. It's just that they fail as movies.
We don't know the names of any of the dwarves, nor their personalities, so why should we care if they die?
The first one just jumped from one villain to another. First the trolls, then the orcs, then the mountains, then the goblins, then Gollum, then the Orcs again. It felt like a tv-series., with a new villain every other episode.

The second one's finale was so fucking stupid it blows my mind. We get this dumb love story with a dwarf and an elf that we don't care about, this story with Bard (a guy we just met who has as much ersonality as a door) and the Master of Laketown, Gandalf going up against Sauron (which was actually kind of cool) and the chase scene with the dwarves that goes on for 45 minutes. It was fun for five minutes, but it goes on and on and on... Running around evading a dragon is cool. Riding a minecart in a river of lava is just stupid. And guess what: IT ENDS ON A CLIFFHANGER THE SIZE OF THE GRAND CANYON. It's not like the Empire Strikes Back: it just ends in the middle of the climactic end battle. None of these stories get any sort of conclusion.

It's sad really. These movies are to The Lord of the Rings what the prequel trilogy is to Star Wars.
#15 - cleateater (04/18/2014) [-]
I agree
a stupid cash in by peter jackson
#14 - zyketor (04/18/2014) [-]
Post all the bad comments/pictures you want people, but do NOT thumb him down. That only gives trolls confirmation they are succeeding.
User avatar #185 - coolalliki (04/19/2014) [-]
I wasn't trolling.
#156 - mrunidentified (04/19/2014) [-]
so do comments.
#148 - jfbyers has deleted their comment.
User avatar #70 - chimpaflimp (04/18/2014) [-]
Try telling that to the retards who thumb down learmy.
User avatar #24 - tacticalhog (04/18/2014) [-]
guys, he's level 256 positive, I don't think he's trolling...
#16 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
no, the responses gives him too. because it is jumping the bait, jumping in with both feet. Wonder when you Guys are gonna learn.
#20 - zyketor (04/18/2014) [-]
The thumbs actually lower his rank, giving him more and more troll-like titles on this website, thus affirming his troll presence.

Comments/replies don't do anything.
#58 - moviexplain (04/18/2014) [-]
No, commenting to them feed their trolling and let them know that if they keep shit posting more idiots like you will fall for the bait. If people just thumb down and shut up then they'll get their useless titles that have no effect on anything and eventually get bored and fuck off.
#71 - furiousmarshmellow (04/18/2014) [-]
That's right.
#96 - The name Tyrion appears hundreds of times in the series. Still…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on What do?? 0
#111 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
You even admit they're little mistakes... they were misspellings. Are you REALLY holding that against me as if i'm not human? People make mistakes Jesus Christ... It's not even a big deal. People still understand who the characters are.
#1132 - Don't 04/18/2014 on Hottest Girls of FJ Round 2 0
#50 - You haven't read the books, I think.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on What do?? 0
#58 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Why do you say that?
User avatar #96 - coolalliki (04/18/2014) [-]
The name Tyrion appears hundreds of times in the series. Still, you think it's Tyrian.
Baelish is called Littlefinger hundreds of times. Still, you think it's Little Finger.

If you've read the books and aren't a complete dipshit, you wouldn't have made these small mistakes. Which leads me to think you just read those things online and are deliberately trying to ruin it for people. Which is douchy.
#111 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
You even admit they're little mistakes... they were misspellings. Are you REALLY holding that against me as if i'm not human? People make mistakes Jesus Christ... It's not even a big deal. People still understand who the characters are.
#27 - I meant the Anon, tho. So yeah.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on What do?? 0
User avatar #28 - iloveburzum (04/18/2014) [-]
*sigh*

Well fuck it. I've spoiled it now.

Also check the name of the awesome guy ;)
#24 - No spoilers. That guy is wrong. He's simply still mak…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on What do?? +2
User avatar #26 - iloveburzum (04/18/2014) [-]
OH JESUS CHRIST.
Is he wrong? IS HE FUCKING WRONG?
Of course he is, but he's also being hilarious.
You fucking prude.
User avatar #27 - coolalliki (04/18/2014) [-]
I meant the Anon, tho.

So yeah.
User avatar #28 - iloveburzum (04/18/2014) [-]
*sigh*

Well fuck it. I've spoiled it now.

Also check the name of the awesome guy ;)
#8 - Kaidan's a cool guy. That voice, man... 04/16/2014 on kill someone 0

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