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User avatar #50 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Hey.
#48 - anonymous (01/12/2014) [-]
You still go on funnyjunk ***** ?
You gay kid
#49 to #48 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
Dis haaaxderp yo
#47 - someponynew (04/27/2013) [-]
HOLY **** ! YOU GO TO AITE TOO?
User avatar #44 - haaaxderp (04/02/2013) [-]
april fools niggu
User avatar #45 to #44 - cookedspider (04/02/2013) [-]
HAGNMNDMN SFSJNFJ KDSLKFKJSD ALD TYOU DS

******* MICE GIF FOR NO REASON NOW THANK YOU
User avatar #46 to #45 - haaaxderp (04/02/2013) [-]
dat wus hawt do
User avatar #41 - haaaxderp (02/16/2013) [-]
post .GIF as content dude
the "wut" gif
User avatar #42 to #41 - cookedspider (02/16/2013) [-]
So basically reposting what I last submitted but as a gif.
That or I have to think of some other title/desc. to go with it.
fak u fgt <4
User avatar #43 to #42 - haaaxderp (02/16/2013) [-]
The .gif is much funnier than the picture.
title it "MFW Harlem Shake"
give me dedz in desctiption
#39 - haaaxderp (02/14/2013) [-]
We have to do this when I get back.   
Broballs
We have to do this when I get back.
Broballs
#29 to #28 - cookedspider (12/18/2012) [-]
BRANDON! LDSFSNSJDFLSDJFFLJDSL YOU'RE BACK. GYM CLASS. TOMORROW 						*****					.  IT SUCKS.  EXCEPT FOR PUSHUPS AND RUNNING. SFPOJSF
BRANDON! LDSFSNSJDFLSDJFFLJDSL YOU'RE BACK. GYM CLASS. TOMORROW ***** . IT SUCKS. EXCEPT FOR PUSHUPS AND RUNNING. SFPOJSF
User avatar #30 to #29 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
Well, apparently, by "come back on Monday" Mr Gross meant "Come back on Thursday". Also, i'm leaving for Pennsylvania Thusday morning.
See you in January.
#31 to #30 - cookedspider (12/18/2012) [-]
elwfhlsjfhd ok..welp, as long as you weren't expelled.  Still though, none of this should have happened.  I knew nobody who had proof of it.
elwfhlsjfhd ok..welp, as long as you weren't expelled. Still though, none of this should have happened. I knew nobody who had proof of it.
User avatar #32 to #31 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
I got suspended for calling some kid who doesn't even go to AITE a ****** , and having a picture of a rifle saved on my laptop.
I am rage so hard.
#33 to #32 - cookedspider (12/18/2012) [-]
That's pretty 						*******					 stupid.  Hell, Conor, Schyler, and a few others tried to unionize and to shorten your suspension.
That's pretty ******* stupid. Hell, Conor, Schyler, and a few others tried to unionize and to shorten your suspension.
User avatar #34 to #33 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
I know.
Joel even showed him messages from Lauren about **** .
We need to get everything we can, to prove that she's bullying me/us as a whole.
We can do this.
User avatar #35 to #34 - cookedspider (12/18/2012) [-]
Aye. The one thing that pissed us all off is that she got involved because she thought it'd be an opportunity to get you expelled. In the meantime, I have to shower and finish up my English project, and also Angerfist has some new **** with Miss K8. Sounds pretty ******* good. Hope you get your stuff back man and see you next year I guess. :/
User avatar #36 to #35 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
She didn't do this because I was bullying her.
She did this because she wanted me expelled.
It makes me rage every time.
#15 - gamechap (09/28/2012) [-]
Want all my Breaking Bad gifs you whore?
Want all my Breaking Bad gifs you whore?
#9 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
It appears you have quite a few items.
No rare ones though.

******
User avatar #10 to #9 - cookedspider (08/12/2012) [-]
All I need is some blue meth woman
User avatar #11 to #10 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
I accepted the request negra
User avatar #12 to #11 - cookedspider (08/12/2012) [-]
I know. I need moar meth woman.
User avatar #13 to #12 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
nah negra, my meth
User avatar #14 to #13 - cookedspider (08/12/2012) [-]
fak yu beer
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User avatar #7 to #6 - cookedspider (08/10/2012) [-]
Me juiceta
#1 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
feels good man
User avatar #2 to #1 - cookedspider (07/30/2012) [-]
Wait, you saw me making out with Kelly and felt it through your dick? dafuq bruh?
User avatar #3 to #2 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
You made out with Kelly?
awesome
#4 to #3 - cookedspider (07/30/2012) [-]
No dammit. I woke up from a dream like that though.
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