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Date Signed Up:4/01/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
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    I bought fat pants and a gas mask I bought fat pants and a gas mask
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    Indoor Parkour Indoor Parkour
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    My school is trying to tell me something My school is trying to tell me...
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    Breaking Bad Breaking Bad
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    Team Slayer Team Slayer
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#23 - Observing comments mostly on this channel complaining about gi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on So I tried that vegetable line 0
User avatar #35 - amen (12/18/2014) [-]
hey you talk to them about shit at first or you go straight to the point like: "free appartment tomorrow, wanna come?"
because i was talking to one, conversation went well, pretty normally, and the bitch just stopped responding
#39 - I hate doing parkour in the snow, but impressive nonetheless. 12/15/2014 on He's not fucking around... 0
#395 - And I guess in response to this post I drink straight out of t… 12/09/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#343 - Although I'm aware I'm on FJ, reading the comments here..is it…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#395 - cookedspider (12/09/2014) [-]
And I guess in response to this post I drink straight out of the bottle and never did shots, but I bought this hours ago, I'm down to here, I can say I'm not dead and I can function but not the math.
fuck too much thinking I love to drink, had sex with 11 girls, 10 of them within a span of two months, fuck the math I just want to know what you guys do with your lives because it's sad yet interesting and I'd rather give some kind of advice or understand you guys, fuck, people talk to me you all can't possible sit around all day like this I refuse to believe such a thing.
User avatar #351 - luluwho (12/09/2014) [-]
Most people here are high schoolers or in between HS and college.. even tho their supposed to be 18 or older, most are not.
#353 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
they're (they are)*
User avatar #379 - luluwho (12/09/2014) [-]
Yes, you got me ;)
#346 - therealfell (12/09/2014) [-]
they cry about being in the friend zone
User avatar #369 - luluwho (12/09/2014) [-]
Hi, again
#15 - hairless chimp.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Shaved rabbit 0
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#12 - Only time I've encountered bots on tinder was within my first … 12/06/2014 on Clever Neckbeard +1
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#117 - I would very much love to see this as a drawing.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on profile pics +1
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User avatar #50 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Hey.
#48 - anonymous (01/12/2014) [-]
You still go on funnyjunk ***** ?
You gay kid
#49 to #48 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
Dis haaaxderp yo
#47 - someponynew (04/27/2013) [-]
HOLY **** ! YOU GO TO AITE TOO?
User avatar #44 - haaaxderp (04/02/2013) [-]
april fools *****
User avatar #45 to #44 - cookedspider (04/02/2013) [-]
HAGNMNDMN SFSJNFJ KDSLKFKJSD ALD TYOU DS

HUMPING MICE GIF FOR NO REASON NOW THANK YOU
User avatar #46 to #45 - haaaxderp (04/02/2013) [-]
dat wus hawt do
User avatar #41 - haaaxderp (02/16/2013) [-]
post .GIF as content dude
the "wut" gif
User avatar #42 to #41 - cookedspider (02/16/2013) [-]
So basically reposting what I last submitted but as a gif.
That or I have to think of some other title/desc. to go with it.
fak u fgt <4
User avatar #43 to #42 - haaaxderp (02/16/2013) [-]
The .gif is much funnier than the picture.
title it "MFW Harlem Shake"
give me dedz in desctiption
#39 - haaaxderp (02/14/2013) [-]
We have to do this when I get back.   
Broballs
We have to do this when I get back.
Broballs
#29 to #28 - cookedspider (12/18/2012) [-]
BRANDON! LDSFSNSJDFLSDJFFLJDSL YOU'RE BACK. GYM CLASS. TOMORROW 						*****					.  IT SUCKS.  EXCEPT FOR PUSHUPS AND RUNNING. SFPOJSF
BRANDON! LDSFSNSJDFLSDJFFLJDSL YOU'RE BACK. GYM CLASS. TOMORROW ***** . IT SUCKS. EXCEPT FOR PUSHUPS AND RUNNING. SFPOJSF
User avatar #30 to #29 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
Well, apparently, by "come back on Monday" Mr Gross meant "Come back on Thursday". Also, i'm leaving for Pennsylvania Thusday morning.
See you in January.
#31 to #30 - cookedspider (12/18/2012) [-]
elwfhlsjfhd ok..welp, as long as you weren't expelled.  Still though, none of this should have happened.  I knew nobody who had proof of it.
elwfhlsjfhd ok..welp, as long as you weren't expelled. Still though, none of this should have happened. I knew nobody who had proof of it.
User avatar #32 to #31 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
I got suspended for calling some kid who doesn't even go to AITE a ****** , and having a picture of a rifle saved on my laptop.
I am rage so hard.
#33 to #32 - cookedspider (12/18/2012) [-]
That's pretty 						*******					 stupid.  Hell, Conor, Schyler, and a few others tried to unionize and to shorten your suspension.
That's pretty ******* stupid. Hell, Conor, Schyler, and a few others tried to unionize and to shorten your suspension.
User avatar #34 to #33 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
I know.
Joel even showed him messages from Lauren about **** .
We need to get everything we can, to prove that she's bullying me/us as a whole.
We can do this.
User avatar #35 to #34 - cookedspider (12/18/2012) [-]
Aye. The one thing that pissed us all off is that she got involved because she thought it'd be an opportunity to get you expelled. In the meantime, I have to shower and finish up my English project, and also Angerfist has some new **** with Miss K8. Sounds pretty ******* good. Hope you get your stuff back man and see you next year I guess. :/
User avatar #36 to #35 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
She didn't do this because I was bullying her.
She did this because she wanted me expelled.
It makes me rage every time.
#15 - gamechap (09/28/2012) [-]
Want all my Breaking Bad gifs you whore?
Want all my Breaking Bad gifs you whore?
#9 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
It appears you have quite a few items.
No rare ones though.

faggot
User avatar #10 to #9 - cookedspider (08/12/2012) [-]
All I need is some blue meth woman
User avatar #11 to #10 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
I accepted the request negra
User avatar #12 to #11 - cookedspider (08/12/2012) [-]
I know. I need moar meth woman.
User avatar #13 to #12 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
nah negra, my meth
User avatar #14 to #13 - cookedspider (08/12/2012) [-]
fak yu beer
#1 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
feels good man
User avatar #2 to #1 - cookedspider (07/30/2012) [-]
Wait, you saw me making out with Kelly and felt it through your dick? dafuq bruh?
User avatar #3 to #2 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
You made out with Kelly?
awesome
#4 to #3 - cookedspider (07/30/2012) [-]
No dammit. I woke up from a dream like that though.
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