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Date Signed Up:4/01/2012
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    I bought fat pants and a gas mask I bought fat pants and a gas mask
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    My school is trying to tell me something My school is trying to tell me...
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#92 - I was never a fan of eating ass, or at least too comfortable w…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Betrayal +2
#115 - desacabose (12 hours ago) [-]
>tfw you meet a girl for the first time and she starts to explode
#43 - 18. Male Certified instructor in parkour, working full tim… 10/28/2014 on TELL US ABOUT YOU 0
#19 - I'd say "too soon" but I gotta realize I run my life…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on that bitch +34
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User avatar #48 - themightymrplow (10/28/2014) [-]
Just wanna tell you I love you, and say thanks.
User avatar #30 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/28/2014) [-]
Thanks, Caesar.
#95 - Im durnk and Ican undertand how stupid this is  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on yes +2
User avatar #107 - romanlettuce (10/24/2014) [-]
i have a drink to you buddy! for stupid... now u
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#52 - I completely respect that, and understand mistakes can happen …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on And a Banana for scale +1
User avatar #53 - penileburglar (09/23/2014) [-]
Then don't say 'I honestly don't know why people fear something like this' as if a sharp increase in your chance of death isn't a perfectly reasonable fear.
#53 - HTC One M8, m8 09/23/2014 on It was only a matter of time +1
#39 - I wish there were structures bigger than this where I live. I …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2014 on And a Banana for scale +6
#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2014) [-]
Just climb 10 meters up in a tree, and you can feel the entire tree moving back and forth.
I can't even begin to imagin how it feel 80 meters up, let alone how strong the wind is.
User avatar #57 - fistfireace (09/23/2014) [-]
Your pictures reminds me of Mustang Wanted (and the content, too). www.youtube.com/user/MustangWanted I think it looks pretty cool and all, but it's not something I would try personally. I also don't think I can trust myself to hang onto something over a great height.

But, hey, if you enjoy doing stuff like that, I say keep on doing it if you wish.
User avatar #47 - penileburglar (09/23/2014) [-]
I can hold onto a bar right above the ground level. But there's always the chance of fucking up and falling.

We've all managed to trip over our own two feet and fall once or twice in our lives. I'd say putting yourself in a situation where a mistake like that would end your life is something that is perfectly healthy and reasonable to fear just a bit.
#52 - cookedspider (09/23/2014) [-]
I completely respect that, and understand mistakes can happen anywhere, but it's not what I fear since it can happen anytime at any place. I fear my curiosity. Every hang I do, I think about letting go to see what happens.
I trust the things I climb whether it's testing them out or going for it and seeking the strongest one. Trees with branches that break have had me manage to save myself from a fall. Never once have I fallen from a tree when something as such has happened, but it could happen and I don't know when. Like a scaffolding or crane I couldn't know what happens one minute after the other, but the more I'm aware of my surroundings, the more I'm safe. I know I won't always be able to save myself from a fall, and this can be a bit extreme but I love the adventure. And whenever that adventure ends, i'll accept it. I'm capable of a lot, the human body is capable of a lot, and I feel like I'm in a game and I've unlocked skills. I'm not going to just use the skills only on an easy level, but use them for what they're capable of once I feel ready.
User avatar #53 - penileburglar (09/23/2014) [-]
Then don't say 'I honestly don't know why people fear something like this' as if a sharp increase in your chance of death isn't a perfectly reasonable fear.
#54 - Yes. They are strong because of survival when it comes to …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Weird animal comp +23
#63 - wagastragas (09/23/2014) [-]
im pretty sure they can control how much streght they aply, other wise, they would just destroy everything they touch, food, other members of their family, etc.
#70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2014) [-]
They can control the strength they apply you are right. I think what he means has to do with concentration and humans usually know exactly how their muscles react and they have amazing perception of the world around them so they can know exactly how to do something beforehand and how much force needs to be applied to thread a needle for example
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User avatar #50 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Hey.
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/12/2014) [-]
You still go on funnyjunk ***** ?
You gay kid
#49 to #48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/13/2014) [-]
Dis haaaxderp yo
#47 - someponynew (04/27/2013) [-]
HOLY **** ! YOU GO TO AITE TOO?
User avatar #44 - haaaxderp (04/02/2013) [-]
april fools *****
User avatar #45 to #44 - cookedspider ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
HAGNMNDMN SFSJNFJ KDSLKFKJSD ALD TYOU DS

HUMPING MICE GIF FOR NO REASON NOW THANK YOU
User avatar #46 to #45 - haaaxderp (04/02/2013) [-]
dat wus hawt do
User avatar #41 - haaaxderp (02/16/2013) [-]
post .GIF as content dude
the "wut" gif
User avatar #42 to #41 - cookedspider ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
So basically reposting what I last submitted but as a gif.
That or I have to think of some other title/desc. to go with it.
fak u fgt <4
User avatar #43 to #42 - haaaxderp (02/16/2013) [-]
The .gif is much funnier than the picture.
title it "MFW Harlem Shake"
give me dedz in desctiption
#39 - haaaxderp (02/14/2013) [-]
We have to do this when I get back.   
Broballs
We have to do this when I get back.
Broballs
#29 to #28 - cookedspider ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
BRANDON! LDSFSNSJDFLSDJFFLJDSL YOU'RE BACK. GYM CLASS. TOMORROW 						*****					.  IT SUCKS.  EXCEPT FOR PUSHUPS AND RUNNING. SFPOJSF
BRANDON! LDSFSNSJDFLSDJFFLJDSL YOU'RE BACK. GYM CLASS. TOMORROW ***** . IT SUCKS. EXCEPT FOR PUSHUPS AND RUNNING. SFPOJSF
User avatar #30 to #29 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
Well, apparently, by "come back on Monday" Mr Gross meant "Come back on Thursday". Also, i'm leaving for Pennsylvania Thusday morning.
See you in January.
#31 to #30 - cookedspider ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
elwfhlsjfhd ok..welp, as long as you weren't expelled.  Still though, none of this should have happened.  I knew nobody who had proof of it.
elwfhlsjfhd ok..welp, as long as you weren't expelled. Still though, none of this should have happened. I knew nobody who had proof of it.
User avatar #32 to #31 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
I got suspended for calling some kid who doesn't even go to AITE a ****** , and having a picture of a rifle saved on my laptop.
I am rage so hard.
#33 to #32 - cookedspider ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
That's pretty 						*******					 stupid.  Hell, Conor, Schyler, and a few others tried to unionize and to shorten your suspension.
That's pretty ******* stupid. Hell, Conor, Schyler, and a few others tried to unionize and to shorten your suspension.
User avatar #34 to #33 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
I know.
Joel even showed him messages from Lauren about **** .
We need to get everything we can, to prove that she's bullying me/us as a whole.
We can do this.
User avatar #35 to #34 - cookedspider ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
Aye. The one thing that pissed us all off is that she got involved because she thought it'd be an opportunity to get you expelled. In the meantime, I have to shower and finish up my English project, and also Angerfist has some new **** with Miss K8. Sounds pretty ******* good. Hope you get your stuff back man and see you next year I guess. :/
User avatar #36 to #35 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
She didn't do this because I was bullying her.
She did this because she wanted me expelled.
It makes me rage every time.
#15 - gamechap (09/28/2012) [-]
Want all my Breaking Bad gifs you whore?
Want all my Breaking Bad gifs you whore?
#9 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
It appears you have quite a few items.
No rare ones though.

faggot
User avatar #10 to #9 - cookedspider ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
All I need is some blue meth woman
User avatar #11 to #10 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
I accepted the request negra
User avatar #12 to #11 - cookedspider ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
I know. I need moar meth woman.
User avatar #13 to #12 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
nah negra, my meth
User avatar #14 to #13 - cookedspider ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
fak yu beer
#1 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
feels good man
User avatar #2 to #1 - cookedspider ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
Wait, you saw me making out with Kelly and felt it through your dick? dafuq bruh?
User avatar #3 to #2 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
You made out with Kelly?
awesome
#4 to #3 - cookedspider ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
No dammit. I woke up from a dream like that though.
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