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#5 - ascendant (04/10/2014) [-]
So, the the first guy believed that the second had stolen his cookies, and was eating them in front of him. In an attempt to claim them back without making a scene, the first man takes on of the cookies as well, and the two finish the bag in a silent game of cookie stealing chicken.
Later, as the first man goes to leave, he realizes that his own cookies had been under his newspaper the entire time, and that he had just awkwardly stolen half of the stranger's cookies, in an ironic reversal of the situation. Now the other man is simply left wondering as to the strange theft that just occurred, without understanding.
TL;DR: Not actually his cookies. Whoops.
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#51 - John Cena (01/02/2014) [-]
Go Elise or go home.
"Everyone else is trash"
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