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#578 - I took a **** in a sink once but why did you do that  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on No Post Sunday 0
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#579 - slothboner (01/03/2015) [-]
CAUSE I SERIOUSLY HATED THIS BITCH. but were even now cause i left a massive lincoln log in her drawer
still havn't gotten accused of it, almost been 2 days now
#729 - I forgot to log in, but I still expect the comment. 06/20/2014 on King Shitpost 0
#5 - biologyexplain I don't know what explain to call for this but,… 04/12/2014 on krabby patties +3
#3 - I'm tryin really hard to understand this one, a little help Jo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on It's shorter than you... 0
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#5 - ascendant (04/10/2014) [-]
So, the the first guy believed that the second had stolen his cookies, and was eating them in front of him. In an attempt to claim them back without making a scene, the first man takes on of the cookies as well, and the two finish the bag in a silent game of cookie stealing chicken.
Later, as the first man goes to leave, he realizes that his own cookies had been under his newspaper the entire time, and that he had just awkwardly stolen half of the stranger's cookies, in an ironic reversal of the situation. Now the other man is simply left wondering as to the strange theft that just occurred, without understanding.
TL;DR: Not actually his cookies. Whoops.
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#4 - lazylazarus (04/10/2014) [-]
op was actually eating the other man's cookies
#32 - Bee ****** Deaths toll(Hastened Fatalis)- Warrior Tabi- Death … 04/05/2014 on conspiracycat's profile 0
#31 - What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy… 04/05/2014 on conspiracycat's profile 0
#55 - YOU STOPPED COMING WHEN I CALLED 04/04/2014 on My dirty little secret 0
#864 - They blurred out the name, but it doesn't even matter. 03/21/2014 on Assasins name 0
#39 - SEJUANI SUCKS  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Pokemon by description 0
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#57 - sindrifreyr (01/02/2014) [-]
She used to before the rework, then she became a god, then they nerfed her a bit and now she is just a consistant cc machine with high damage. She is comparable to amumu or nautilus.
#51 - anon (01/02/2014) [-]
Go Elise or go home.

"Everyone else is trash"
- Doublelift
#30 - "LOOK WHO'S PROLAPSING ALL OVER MY ******* AUTHORITY. HOW… 01/01/2014 on conspiracycat's profile 0
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