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#2388 - That's not too bad. The people I'm buying gifts for are easy t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on conordalymcr's profile 0
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#2389 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Myeas that's pretty easy to get.
#2386 - :I'm not complaining so many cheap games  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2013 on conordalymcr's profile 0
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#2387 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true. I don't know man, I have around 1250SEK to use for Christmas gifts for like, 3-4 people
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#2388 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
That's not too bad. The people I'm buying gifts for are easy to please, I can just get them booze/weed ;P
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#2389 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Myeas that's pretty easy to get.
#2384 - i will soon :p same reason i haven't bought anything.…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2013 on conordalymcr's profile 0
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#2385 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, seems like kind of a waste having an Autumn sale since the Winter / Christmas sale is right around the corner.
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#2386 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
:I'm not complaining so many cheap games
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#2387 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true. I don't know man, I have around 1250SEK to use for Christmas gifts for like, 3-4 people
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#2388 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
That's not too bad. The people I'm buying gifts for are easy to please, I can just get them booze/weed ;P
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#2389 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Myeas that's pretty easy to get.
#2382 - thinking about Dark Souls. You?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/29/2013 on conordalymcr's profile 0
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#2383 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Why hasenth thou alreadeth purchased thine magnificenth masterpieceth?

Naw nothing yet, saving money for Christmas gifts and whatnot.
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#2384 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
i will soon :p

same reason i haven't bought anything. Mabe in the next sale
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#2385 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, seems like kind of a waste having an Autumn sale since the Winter / Christmas sale is right around the corner.
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#2386 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
:I'm not complaining so many cheap games
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#2387 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true. I don't know man, I have around 1250SEK to use for Christmas gifts for like, 3-4 people
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#2388 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
That's not too bad. The people I'm buying gifts for are easy to please, I can just get them booze/weed ;P
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#2389 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Myeas that's pretty easy to get.
#2380 - awesome! keep going *****  [+] (9 new replies) 11/29/2013 on conordalymcr's profile 0
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#2381 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
(Y), found anything on the steam sale yet?
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#2382 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
thinking about Dark Souls. You?
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#2383 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Why hasenth thou alreadeth purchased thine magnificenth masterpieceth?

Naw nothing yet, saving money for Christmas gifts and whatnot.
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#2384 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
i will soon :p

same reason i haven't bought anything. Mabe in the next sale
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#2385 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, seems like kind of a waste having an Autumn sale since the Winter / Christmas sale is right around the corner.
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#2386 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
:I'm not complaining so many cheap games
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#2387 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true. I don't know man, I have around 1250SEK to use for Christmas gifts for like, 3-4 people
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#2388 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
That's not too bad. The people I'm buying gifts for are easy to please, I can just get them booze/weed ;P
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#2389 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Myeas that's pretty easy to get.
#2378 - Haha yes I've ordered most of the parts already ;D  [+] (11 new replies) 11/29/2013 on conordalymcr's profile 0
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#2379 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Awesome, also. I am three weeks in on my training, when I started I was 73Kg, when I stood on the weight lift thing, It said 70-71! (That was last Monday or Tuesday.. I think Monday) So I should be around 69-70KG at the moment! PROGRESS!
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#2380 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
awesome! keep going nigga


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#2381 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
(Y), found anything on the steam sale yet?
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#2382 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
thinking about Dark Souls. You?
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#2383 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Why hasenth thou alreadeth purchased thine magnificenth masterpieceth?

Naw nothing yet, saving money for Christmas gifts and whatnot.
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#2384 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
i will soon :p

same reason i haven't bought anything. Mabe in the next sale
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#2385 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, seems like kind of a waste having an Autumn sale since the Winter / Christmas sale is right around the corner.
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#2386 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
:I'm not complaining so many cheap games
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#2387 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true. I don't know man, I have around 1250SEK to use for Christmas gifts for like, 3-4 people
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#2388 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
That's not too bad. The people I'm buying gifts for are easy to please, I can just get them booze/weed ;P
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#2389 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Myeas that's pretty easy to get.
#2376 - I gotta fix it, onscreen keyboard is driving me insane :p  [+] (13 new replies) 11/29/2013 on conordalymcr's profile 0
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#2377 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah it would drive any man mad. Thought Christmas is here soon, soon you will join the master race in a glorious form!
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#2378 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
Haha yes I've ordered most of the parts already ;D
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#2379 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Awesome, also. I am three weeks in on my training, when I started I was 73Kg, when I stood on the weight lift thing, It said 70-71! (That was last Monday or Tuesday.. I think Monday) So I should be around 69-70KG at the moment! PROGRESS!
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#2380 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
awesome! keep going nigga


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#2381 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
(Y), found anything on the steam sale yet?
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#2382 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
thinking about Dark Souls. You?
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#2383 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Why hasenth thou alreadeth purchased thine magnificenth masterpieceth?

Naw nothing yet, saving money for Christmas gifts and whatnot.
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#2384 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
i will soon :p

same reason i haven't bought anything. Mabe in the next sale
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#2385 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, seems like kind of a waste having an Autumn sale since the Winter / Christmas sale is right around the corner.
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#2386 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
:I'm not complaining so many cheap games
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#2387 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true. I don't know man, I have around 1250SEK to use for Christmas gifts for like, 3-4 people
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#2388 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
That's not too bad. The people I'm buying gifts for are easy to please, I can just get them booze/weed ;P
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#2389 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Myeas that's pretty easy to get.
#2374 - first option  [+] (15 new replies) 11/29/2013 on conordalymcr's profile 0
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#2375 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Thought it was something like that .
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#2376 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
I gotta fix it, onscreen keyboard is driving me insane :p
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#2377 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah it would drive any man mad. Thought Christmas is here soon, soon you will join the master race in a glorious form!
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#2378 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
Haha yes I've ordered most of the parts already ;D
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#2379 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Awesome, also. I am three weeks in on my training, when I started I was 73Kg, when I stood on the weight lift thing, It said 70-71! (That was last Monday or Tuesday.. I think Monday) So I should be around 69-70KG at the moment! PROGRESS!
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#2380 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
awesome! keep going nigga


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#2381 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
(Y), found anything on the steam sale yet?
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#2382 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
thinking about Dark Souls. You?
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#2383 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Why hasenth thou alreadeth purchased thine magnificenth masterpieceth?

Naw nothing yet, saving money for Christmas gifts and whatnot.
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#2384 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
i will soon :p

same reason i haven't bought anything. Mabe in the next sale
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#2385 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, seems like kind of a waste having an Autumn sale since the Winter / Christmas sale is right around the corner.
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#2386 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
:I'm not complaining so many cheap games
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#2387 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true. I don't know man, I have around 1250SEK to use for Christmas gifts for like, 3-4 people
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#2388 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
That's not too bad. The people I'm buying gifts for are easy to please, I can just get them booze/weed ;P
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#2389 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Myeas that's pretty easy to get.
#2371 - **** you and your functioning country bruh  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on conordalymcr's profile 0
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#2372 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah. Pretty much.
#2369 - Just replace "Polska" with "Ireland"  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2013 on conordalymcr's profile 0
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#2370 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
Fucking Sweden man.
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#2371 - conordalymcr (11/14/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your functioning country bruh
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#2372 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah. Pretty much.
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#2373 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
So, I can't help but feeling that you have been quite idle this week. So the only sensible thing I can think of as a reason is that either

1. Your Laptop broke because of Vodka.
2. You got grounded from the interwebz/computer because of said Vodka
3. You finally found a life

I am doubting that third option, but who knows!
#2374 to #2373 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
first option
#2375 to #2374 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Thought it was something like that .
#2376 to #2375 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
I gotta fix it, onscreen keyboard is driving me insane :p
#2377 to #2376 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah it would drive any man mad. Thought Christmas is here soon, soon you will join the master race in a glorious form!
#2378 to #2377 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
Haha yes I've ordered most of the parts already ;D
#2379 to #2378 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Awesome, also. I am three weeks in on my training, when I started I was 73Kg, when I stood on the weight lift thing, It said 70-71! (That was last Monday or Tuesday.. I think Monday) So I should be around 69-70KG at the moment! PROGRESS!
#2380 to #2379 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
awesome! keep going *****


#2381 to #2380 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
(Y), found anything on the steam sale yet?
#2382 to #2381 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
thinking about Dark Souls. You?
#2383 to #2382 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Why hasenth thou alreadeth purchased thine magnificenth masterpieceth?

Naw nothing yet, saving money for Christmas gifts and whatnot.
#2384 to #2383 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
i will soon :p

same reason i haven't bought anything. Mabe in the next sale
#2385 to #2384 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, seems like kind of a waste having an Autumn sale since the Winter / Christmas sale is right around the corner.
#2386 to #2385 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
:I'm not complaining so many cheap games
#2387 to #2386 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true. I don't know man, I have around 1250SEK to use for Christmas gifts for like, 3-4 people
#2388 to #2387 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
That's not too bad. The people I'm buying gifts for are easy to please, I can just get them booze/weed ;P
#2389 to #2388 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Myeas that's pretty easy to get.
#2359 - fluxz (11/11/2013) [-]
Current weight loss statistics: Burnt 377Calories today, and in total I've eaten 250. SO it's a good start! Eating waaaaay less than I am eating. The plan was to loose 1kg per week, but at this rate I will be able to max it to 1.5(maybe) per week.
#2360 to #2359 - conordalymcr (11/11/2013) [-]
**** yeah Keep going dude!
#2361 to #2360 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
That is the back of my shirt after a day at the gym. I've was running on the running track at 9.5km/h for 30hours. Did some other sit ups and **** as well. All in all I was at the gym for about 40-50 minutes.
#2362 to #2361 - conordalymcr (11/14/2013) [-]
******* hell o.o That's a sign of dedication! How's the weightloss going?
#2364 to #2362 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah 30 hours. That seems about right, I meant 30minutes .
#2363 to #2362 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
I don't know how much I've managed to loose yet. But after next week or so I will check. But last time I checked I was about 72KG, the goal is to reach 64-66 KG in five weeks. One week has soon passed so we'll see!
#2365 to #2363 - conordalymcr (11/14/2013) [-]
Awesome! That's definitely doable And haha yeah, I was wondering how the **** you ran for 30 hours straight
#2366 to #2365 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah I was wondering how the **** I managed to write that. All in all I think I ran like 4.40Km.
#2367 to #2366 - conordalymcr (11/14/2013) [-]
Nice! I should go to the gym, ******* expensive tho. I may have money after this Christmas to go
#2368 to #2367 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
......m-my.. m-m-y... my school gives you free gym cards for three years...
#2369 to #2368 - conordalymcr (11/14/2013) [-]
Just replace "Polska" with "Ireland"
#2370 to #2369 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
******* Sweden man.
#2371 to #2370 - conordalymcr (11/14/2013) [-]
**** you and your functioning country bruh
#2372 to #2371 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah. Pretty much.
#2352 - fluxz (11/03/2013) [-]
These two first pictures is my main classroom
#2353 to #2352 - fluxz (11/03/2013) [-]
#2354 to #2353 - fluxz (11/03/2013) [-]
These next three ones is the main lobby room. This is where we eat lunch and breakfast
#2355 to #2354 - fluxz (11/03/2013) [-]
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#2357 to #2356 - fluxz (11/03/2013) [-]
This last one is the view from what we call ''The tower room'' it's basically a tower at the end of the building facing the plaza.
#2358 to #2357 - conordalymcr (11/03/2013) [-]
YOUR SCHOOL LOOKS LIKE IT'S FROM A ******* IKEA MAGAZINE
#2348 - fluxz (10/04/2013) [-]
Dude
I had the worst ******* luck today.
My train leaves 15.15. and school ends at 15.00 so I have 15 minutes to get to the train station, it takes like 5minutes to walk to the train station. Today school ended at 15.10 and we were at another school that is 8-10 minutes away from the station. If I miss that train on a Friday, I will miss my guitar lesson, because if I miss that train, I miss the bus from the bus station. So I start running from that school with my jacket, guitar bag and my normal school bag, I start sprinting and run all I can. I get to the park and I can see the train right. So I keep on running as fast as I ******* can, run up the stairs, the train is right in front of me, I reach out towards it SPRINT I run as fast as I ******* can, and the doors close right in front of me. So I miss the train by like a second. I have to wait for the next train. Missed the bus. Missed my guitar lesson.
TL;DR I ******* hate life right now
#2349 to #2348 - conordalymcr (10/05/2013) [-]
Hahaha **** your life. But on the bright side the guy in Gamestop said they'll re-stock Steam cards this week
#2350 to #2349 - fluxz (10/06/2013) [-]
Well some luck at least :p. Also, remember that I said that I was thinking about re-watching the whole of Dr. Who? Well.. I looked at one episode..... Now I am at Season 4 episode 9. AND GOING STRONG!
#2351 to #2350 - conordalymcr (10/06/2013) [-]
Haha Keep going!
#2339 - fluxz (09/24/2013) [-]
So after some convincing from both you and my other friends.. I will finally go and ask for help about the whole.. Depression thing. Going to the place where magic happens on Friday.. Ughuehuehugehg. I don't know how to feel about anything.
#2340 to #2339 - fluxz (09/25/2013) [-]
twitter.com/Joe_Stenberg/status/382803005239607296/photo/1 Also pimp that ****, got it today. Framed and everything.
#2341 to #2340 - conordalymcr (09/27/2013) [-]
Goddamn that **** is awesome. And good luck ******!
#2342 to #2341 - fluxz (09/27/2013) [-]
Yeah I chickened out.
#2343 to #2342 - conordalymcr (09/27/2013) [-]
Well ****
#2344 to #2343 - fluxz (09/27/2013) [-]
I will do it on Monday though. I hope.
#2345 to #2344 - conordalymcr (09/27/2013) [-]
Well good luck for hopefully Monday my ******!
#2346 to #2345 - fluxz (09/27/2013) [-]
Hah :p. I was pimpin' in the sofa today. We have this AMA thing on Fridays with random guests in school. All dem girls be sitting with me. We filled the couch so much I literally didn't have room for my arms to be next to me, so I actually ******* HAD to put them up on the side, and when the sofa got ******* filled they had to lean against me. I looked like the ultimate ******* pimp.

All in all. Today was a good day
#2347 to #2346 - conordalymcr (09/27/2013) [-]
>looked like the ultimate ******* pimp

*IS the ultimate ******* pimp
#2318 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Turns out, after some misunderstandings, I am still in the friendzone. Whatever. I am planning on getting a tattoo of the white tree of Gondor. Love LOTR since I was a child, awesome thing to have tattooed on your under arm. Why the **** not?
#2319 to #2318 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
Well ****. But yeah, the tattoo sounds awesome!
#2320 to #2319 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
I think I might do that before the Phoenix. Not sure yet.
#2321 to #2320 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
The white tree of Gondor would look better imo
#2322 to #2321 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah but the Phoenix actually has a meaning to me :p.
#2323 to #2322 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
Well it's your choice. It's up to you if you want a meaningful tattoo or an aesthetically awesome one although I guess the phoenix is both of those.

Also remember that cracked tooth? Got that pulled out today. I've taken 14 Nurofen painkillers in the last 24 hours please send help
#2324 to #2323 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
I have two years to think. I will do both of them, I mean, if I start with the tree I have something, the Phoenix is going to take forever to get done.

That's always fun! I should get you some morphine. Try having a bracer and pulling out four tooths before putting it in. You can't eat or speak for like 3 weeks.
#2325 to #2324 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
I think you should get the white tree of Gondor first seeing as the Phoenix will take a while, you'll be more used to the tattoo pain

Damn that sounds like a bitch. The numbness for me lasted like 4 hours
#2326 to #2325 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah I probably will. The thing is that the Phoenix my mother will pay for as my 18 year old present. Hum di hum

Yeah I got a giant needle **** up my gum. I couldn't do anything with my mouth
#2327 to #2326 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
Well this is a bit of a kerfuffle. Could you ask her to pay for it after you get the white tree?

I got that too, hurts like a bitch. The last time I got a tooth pulled it was in the roof of my mouth e.e It was just my gums this time though, I ain't even mad
#2328 to #2327 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
I suppose. I could just save up some money.. and get it a bit before my 18th birthday.

******* dentists, I am getting my bracer removed next month I think! That one visit will take 2hours. Taking out the bracer and putting in that little thing behind the tooths. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY lying with your mouth open for two solid ******* hours.
#2329 to #2328 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
Do they allow tattoos to under-18s in Sweden? You've got to be 18+ here but you can get a tattoo at 16 with your parent's consent. Though the people who agree to give tattoos to 16-year-olds tend to not be very good tattoo artists

Aw yis! Dentists can be assholes though. I can take having a ton of metal in my mouth, I can take biting down on that ******* massive thing they need to put in my mouth for x-rays (seriously, no way that's designed to fit in a human mouth), I can take having your assistant hold my jaw while you use a ******* glorified tweaser to yank out a bone that pokes from my gums but don't talk to me while your goddamn fingers are in my mouth
#2330 to #2329 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
You have to be 18, it's like an unwritten rule. You can be 15 and get one here, but no real good tattoo artist would do it on a 15 year old.

Tell me about it. I hate it when they go ''Right? What do you think, are you listening?'' LIKE HOW THE **** AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER WITHOUT BITING OR LICKING YOUR FINGERS?
#2331 to #2330 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
It's a written law over here. We've got weird laws. E.g you can't buy cigarettes until you're 18 but you can smoke them when you're 16

Ikr? It's like playing 20 questions except I can't respond cos I have some ************ fingers in my mouth
#2332 to #2331 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Lel. That **** is ******.

Yeah it's bloody annoying. I can't wait for the next Breaking bad episode on Monday. That ******* ending man.
#2333 to #2332 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
The police don't give a ****. They kinda just let everyone smoke

Ending? That whole ******* episode man. Probably one of my favourite Breaking Bad episodes
#2334 to #2333 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Well yeah they don't care here either, the only thing is like, if you are say 14-15 you can't buy cigarettes. You have to be 18 for that

Yeah the episode was great, #TeamWalt.
#2335 to #2334 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
Shop owners usually don't ask for IDs or anything, just say you're 18 and they won't ask for proof

Walt is such a horrible person but god damn it I can't stop rooting for him #TeamWalt
#2336 to #2335 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Kek, not sure what they do here. I'm not stupid enough to smoke.

Walt is so awesome. Though I love Jesse as well. Suck it Hank.
#2337 to #2336 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
Me neither, hate smoking (cigs) so much. A lot of my friends smoke though

I liked Hank until that part about not caring if Jesse died. **** you Hank. Gotta admit though, he died like a badass
#2338 to #2337 - fluxz
(09/20/2013) [-]
Some of the people in my class smokes, some of my friends too. It's a bitch, having to deal with that ******* cigarette smoke, smells like ****.

Yeah he did. Though Jack ******* owned him. He didn't even get to say his final sentence before he shot him.
#2314 - fluxz (09/16/2013) [-]
Apparently, I was talking to one of my friends earlier, Now I have a blind date next week. What just happened?
#2315 to #2314 - conordalymcr (09/16/2013) [-]
I have no idea but that's a good thing!
#2316 to #2315 - fluxz (09/17/2013) [-]
Oh god. So much **** going on in life right now. I want to hide in a cave :p.
#2317 to #2316 - conordalymcr (09/17/2013) [-]
Hue, I know the feeling
#2307 to #2306 - conordalymcr (09/09/2013) [-]
That's weirdly true o.o I once threaten to murder a coffee table's family
#2308 to #2307 - fluxz (09/12/2013) [-]
Also, I was looking through some of our old threads. We're ******* retarded.
#2309 to #2308 - conordalymcr (09/13/2013) [-]
You needed to read a ton of threads to figure that out? :p
#2310 to #2309 - fluxz (09/13/2013) [-]
Well. Not really. But it was a fun read.
#2311 to #2310 - conordalymcr (09/13/2013) [-]
Haha yea. We've known each other for a long-ass time o.o Like a year and a half now I think
#2312 to #2311 - fluxz (09/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's our two year anniversary in April!
#2313 to #2312 - conordalymcr (09/13/2013) [-]
I shall buy the rings!
#2274 to #2273 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Does this mean..? D:
#2275 to #2274 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
BECAUSE I AM IN THE FRIENDZONE, I AM IN THE-- OH GOD WHY
#2276 to #2275 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
NOOO
#2277 to #2276 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
She shot the bullet and it hit me.. right in the face.
#2278 to #2277 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
That ******* sucks man D:
#2279 to #2278 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
At least I got her number and another girls kik.. And the rest of the girls in my class bloody loves me.
#2280 to #2279 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
That's true. You're like the ultimate pimp
#2281 to #2280 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
Just.. too bad they all have boyfriends and or the friendzone'd. Also my depression is back. WOOO DEPRESSION.
#2283 to #2281 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
I've gotta go to a coding class, be back in a couple of hours
#2285 to #2283 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
Wait, what. Coding class on a Saturday? o.0
#2286 to #2285 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
I teach a coding class for 7-15 year olds
#2289 to #2286 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
Well that sounds like fun.
-Said no Joe ever
I ******* love Merlin. Such a good show.. A bit slow in the progression of the actual show, but it's good! S3E04 now.
#2291 to #2289 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh god they suck so bad at coding

I should watch it, looks pretty awesome
#2293 to #2291 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
Well if some of them are like 7, I don't have high expectations!

Yeah it is ******* awesome. I love how they add a bit of comedy in to a grim world. Really suits both the actors, characters and the show it self.
#2296 to #2293 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Dude you don't understand, I spent 2 hours getting them to download the Java JDK

I notice a lot of British shows do that. Sherlock for example
#2298 to #2296 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
How hard is it to just download something? o.0

Yeah, Docor who, and such. Though Marlin isn't really a British show I'd say :p.
#2299 to #2298 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Extremely difficult apparently. I think I'm just gonna do some HTML or something with them rather than JAVA, I don't think they can handle JAVA

Yea. Isn't it set in Camelot though?
#2301 to #2299 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
Haha. I fear for your students!

Yeah it is, but no one speaks real.. British :p.
#2302 to #2301 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
If all fails we'll just learn Photoshop or some ****

Like Old English?
#2304 to #2302 - fluxz
(09/07/2013) [-]
imo.. photoshop is ******* harder o.0

Well. I s'pose. I can't put my finger on how to describe it. Just watch the bloody series!
#2282 to #2281 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Come on dude it's not worth getting depressed over. **** happens but there's nothing you can do about it, she just wasn't looking for a relationship right now
#2284 to #2282 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm not depressed over that, well. It's a part of it. You know, I have suffered from depression for like four years.. I guess I just never mentioned it.
#2287 to #2284 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Well I guess there's nothing you can do about it if it's actually depression, just gotta remain positive
#2288 to #2287 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
Stop. Seriously. Saying ''YOU GOTTA STAY POSITIVE'' to a depressed person NEVER helps. It's not that easy. Sorry, but it's the the truth.
#2290 to #2288 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Sorry man, not used to dealing with people who've got depression so I have no idea how to help
#2292 to #2290 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
That's fine. You just get kind of tired of listening to the same **** over and over again you know? ''Stay positive, don't let that bring you down, you have to cheer up''

Passus et sciat ambulare viverra ornare sentit.
#2294 to #2292 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I can see how it would get annoying
#2295 to #2294 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
I love how you just ignored the Latin I just spoke Hue

''Walk a mile in my shoes and you'll know how it feels''
#2297 to #2295 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Hue. In terms of depression I'd really rather not :p
#2300 to #2297 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
If you think that's bad, try living with this for 16 years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vvU-Ajwbok
#2303 to #2300 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Welp I'm never complaining about anything ever again
#2305 to #2303 - fluxz
(09/07/2013) [-]
That's what they say!
#2272 - conordalymcr (08/31/2013) [-]
Jumped in the 4, hit the juice on my ride. I got front and back, and side to side. Then I let the Alpine play play