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Gender: male
Age: 36
Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:9/08/2016
Location:USA
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Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 134 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:11856
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:112
FJ Points:385
I came here to eat cake and fuck bitches.... and im all outta cake

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    MFW MFW
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    24 Meat 24 Meat
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    MFW I first heard about Molestia MFW I first heard about Molestia
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    >No GF >No GF
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#23 - Someone please make a Ken M. dump  [+] (2 replies) 04/29/2015 on Ken M strikes again +42
#79 - vipervimal (04/29/2015) [-]
your prayers may have been answered

www.funnyjunk.com/Ken+m+comp+1/funny-pictures/5530589/
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#46 - austinrocket (04/29/2015) [-]
Someone make a Ken M comp!

Yeeeeeeeez
#33 - No, memory is the key.  [+] (11 replies) 08/29/2014 on Context +2
#52 - blokrokker (08/30/2014) [-]
No, hydration is key.
Hail Hydrate
#61 - UlquiGrimmHime (08/30/2014) [-]
no SPEED IS KEY!
#34 - angelicdemon (08/29/2014) [-]
How about this instead?
#63 - ironthrush (08/30/2014) [-]
#58 - kingferret (08/30/2014) [-]
Did somebody say shark tits?
#87 - anon (08/12/2016) [-]
Damn
#62 - darkoblivion (08/30/2014) [-]
i'll just leave this here
#76 - angelicdemon (08/30/2014) [-]
14" schlong. Also this one is a bit more accurate.
#50 - xredsoxmuffin (08/30/2014) [-]
#46 - worldatarms (08/30/2014) [-]
Freaking love it.
#37 - derpishb (08/30/2014) [-]
#1 - God i wish i was witty enough to write the rest of the intro  [+] (7 replies) 08/29/2014 on master of all four alcohols +34
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#9 - awkwardcow (08/30/2014) [-]
Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.
Long ago, the 4 alcoholics partied in harmony. Then everything changed when the stoner nation attacked.
Only the Avatar, master of all 4 alcohols, could get this shit cranked. But when the party needed him most, he got sober.
100 hangovers passed, and my bro and I discovered the new avatar, a Vodka drinker named Ivan. And although his party tricks are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to fuck shit up. But I believe, Ivan can get totally shitfaced.
#41 - isolovegames (08/30/2014) [-]
B-But you see Ivan...
#39 - ompalomper (08/30/2014) [-]
internet hero
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#32 - amuzen (08/30/2014) [-]
Uggggwaaaaaaaah it's beautiful
#20 - theonlytinman (08/30/2014) [-]
Outstanding. Green thumb for you.
#18 - kingdaniel (08/30/2014) [-]
''100 hangovers passed, and my bro and I discovered the new avatar, a Vodka drinker named Ivan''
Oh my god this is gold. thank you.
#3 - latadam (08/29/2014) [-]
Read it as "white enough", still works.
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