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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: connardverdoemen
Consoles Owned: Gamecube
Video Games Played: GTA V, Resident Evil 4, Metal Slug, The Legend of Zelda Wind Waker, Super Mario Sunshine
Interests: Music, Drawing, Bitches
Date Signed Up:10/13/2013
Last Login:7/23/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#24761
Highest Content Rank:#7338
Highest Comment Rank:#2457
Content Thumbs: 70 total,  88 ,  18
Comment Thumbs: 1584 total,  1644 ,  60
Content Level Progress: 40% (2/5)
Level 2 Content: New Here → Level 3 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Content Views:12595
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:118
FJ Points:1358

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    Alpha as pug Alpha as pug
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    Worth the reading Worth the reading
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    Uploaded: 09/08/14
    Why have you forsaken me Why have you forsaken me

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#5 - >implying Garth isn't a cute ************ 07/23/2015 on I'd tap it +3
#16 - He is playing along 04/09/2015 on Big Boned +1
#1434 - Man you look HOT! hot wheels 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... +2
#36 - This made me cry a little for some reason 01/03/2015 on Video dump .Webm +1
#25 - WTF, maybe I was wrong, but I was Satan around the time you up… 12/26/2014 on Shamchat 0
#8 - kek 12/26/2014 on Well alrighty then, shamchat 0
#11 - Hey izaya, im not ******* kidding i was Satan  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Shamchat 0
User avatar #21 - izaya (12/26/2014) [-]
You're the same as that anon?
User avatar #25 - connardv (12/26/2014) [-]
WTF, maybe I was wrong, but I was Satan around the time you uploaded this and had a veeery similiar conversation
#14 - Picture 12/25/2014 on connardv's profile 0
#7 - best i could get from that site 12/25/2014 on (untitled) +2
#412 - **connardv rolled user sunnyday ** Please be gentle … 12/04/2014 on Roll your archenemy! 0
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User avatar #12 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
#13 to #12 - connardv (11/22/2014) [-]
Thanks! I hope you too
User avatar #5 to #4 - connardv (06/21/2014) [-]
u lil **** pls stop
#6 to #5 - rihardololz (06/21/2014) [-]
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
User avatar #7 to #6 - connardv (06/21/2014) [-]
Ctrl + C Ctrl +V
User avatar #9 to #8 - connardv (06/21/2014) [-]
******* weeaboos
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