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Date Signed Up:1/04/2012
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#223 - **confetti rolls 55** I didn't choose the dubs life, the dub…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2012 on Alpha as Fuck +26
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#232 - lonzie (09/05/2012) [-]
#230 - missjessicaparker (09/05/2012) [-]
#76 - When I was a kid I tried to eat a crayon because they all look…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/05/2012 on Facebook (1) +36
#124 - adammorgan (09/05/2012) [-]
My mom said when I didn't want to shit I'd shove some weird object up my ass, thinking it'll be able to stop the shit. She said i'd always cry on the toilet when I shitted out that object and precede to shit regularly
#98 - riffz (09/05/2012) [-]

My mom told me i shoved a piece of Styrofoam up my nose, she heard me breathing funny and took me to the doctor. Turns out it was lodged extremely deep in my nose. and apparently it was extremely gross when they pulled it out... imagine that....
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#85 - gare (09/05/2012) [-]
my mom was a painter and i used to drink the paint water after she was done. WHY!!!!!!
#80 - ovehnine (09/05/2012) [-]
my mom told me i caught and ate a mouse when i was really young.
<mfw i had no idea if it was true.
#152 - cryoshock (09/05/2012) [-]
#101 - pinkiepieisacock (09/05/2012) [-]
#86 - cometfire (09/05/2012) [-]
Better than what my mom caught me eating. I was in the backyard when I picked up a dog turd, thinking it was a candy bar, and took a big chomp out of it.

Little me was a dumb ass.
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#82 - thecakeislegit (09/05/2012) [-]
I drunk a whole bottle of cough syrup.
Get on my level
#102 - buttpoetaytoe (09/05/2012) [-]
I ate a whole bottle of the Flinstone vitamins. They were awesome like sweettarts. My mom caught me and took me to the hospital. They made me drink charcoal. I remember instantly throwing up, which is their way of pumping my stomach. I'm on healthy fucker though.
#84 - ovehnine (09/05/2012) [-]
i ate a mouse.
cats eat mice.
by that logic, i must be a cat.
#49 - Comment deleted 09/03/2012 on alpha as fuck +11
#36 - **confetti rolled a random image posted in comment #59720 a… 09/03/2012 on Cats 0
#317 - Picture 09/02/2012 on I wish +6
#207 - Probably because of the comments. Pic unrelated.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on .... +2
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#216 - wotanskrieger (09/02/2012) [-]
Did science go too far?
#389 - It looks like a bird with a hat and some sort of tentacle thin… 09/02/2012 on Europe according to... -1
#96 - True, true. 09/02/2012 on I wish 0
#88 - Or Fairy God Parents.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2012 on I wish +2
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#96 - confetti (09/02/2012) [-]
True, true.
#92329 - "Headaches, you give me headaches!"  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on Play items +1
#92361 - swurlznplot (09/01/2012) [-]
mfw someone got the reference