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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Last Login:7/27/2016
Location:Minnesota
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#1126 - **condimentparty used "*roll picture*"** **condimentparty r… 07/14/2016 on Your GF's panties 0
#25 - A lot of these would be ******* hilarious if they were reversed 06/09/2016 on dad reflexes 0
#190 - Comment deleted 06/03/2016 on GreenTeaNeko +4
#1121 - **condimentparty used "*roll picture*"** **condimentparty r… 05/28/2016 on Hot Girl Roll Scavenger Hunt 0
#30 - **** Tito, shouldn't you be working?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on Good Deal 0
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#31 - totallytito (05/28/2016) [-]
at 11 PM? Hell no I don't work the night shift.
#64 - Wouldn't it technically be a war-crime to use something like t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2016 on Stick Them With The Pointy End 0
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#79 - lickinggecko (05/20/2016) [-]
Because if you win there is no one to charge you with war crimes.
#156 - mention pl0x 05/07/2016 on /qst/ Presents: The Saga of... +1
#61 - MENTION PL0X 04/27/2016 on Fiber one bars 0
#40 - Man I feel for ya, that has to be a really ****** thing to dea…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2016 on Mr. Handy +1
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#42 - fedorneckbearbrony (02/15/2016) [-]
Actually, so far it's great to have a stoma. It's relieved me from a lot of pain, and my girffriend thinks it's facinating as fuck. But it also sucks. I have to change the bag once a day, and change the plate once every three day. It hurts like hell, but the doctors say it will get better once my muscles tend themselves (they had to enter my stomache in three different places. Two for preforming the surgery and one for a camera so they could see). My stomace hurts like shit all the time.. right now, my worst nightmare literally is to sneeze.. what a nightmare.. anyway, won't bother you with too much detail. I feel like i'm taking this well enough. I can live with it, I just hope the people around me won't get uncomfortable about it.

also,
I have no controll of what comes out when, so I will pass gass LOUDLY at the most inappropreate times.. joy. I'm just really glad to have such a supportive girlfriend
#32 - Would you be offended if I asked what got you injured? Just curious  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2016 on Mr. Handy +1
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#37 - fedorneckbearbrony (02/15/2016) [-]
I've recently got diagnosed with Morbus Cronhs (at the age of 19, joy!), and because of this developed several fissures and fistles (not sure if that's what they're called in english..), so they had to give me a stoma to give my asshole a chanse to rest and my fissures which happily enough is placed right next to my asshole.. some time to heal and close up properly. Right now I'm in the hospital because I'm learning how to change and tend to my stoma-bag, i guess you can call it, and because they are considering giving me a more powerful medicine to Cronhs that might kill me. Such joyful events for a 19 year old.. I've got to live with this for the rest of my life... at least I get great sex from my amazing girlfriend so theres that
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#40 - condimentparty (02/15/2016) [-]
Man I feel for ya, that has to be a really shitty thing to deal with at such a young age. You have an incredible girlfriend to stick with you through all you're going through. Hopefully your condition doesn't prove to be too inconvenient for you.
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#42 - fedorneckbearbrony (02/15/2016) [-]
Actually, so far it's great to have a stoma. It's relieved me from a lot of pain, and my girffriend thinks it's facinating as fuck. But it also sucks. I have to change the bag once a day, and change the plate once every three day. It hurts like hell, but the doctors say it will get better once my muscles tend themselves (they had to enter my stomache in three different places. Two for preforming the surgery and one for a camera so they could see). My stomace hurts like shit all the time.. right now, my worst nightmare literally is to sneeze.. what a nightmare.. anyway, won't bother you with too much detail. I feel like i'm taking this well enough. I can live with it, I just hope the people around me won't get uncomfortable about it.

also,
I have no controll of what comes out when, so I will pass gass LOUDLY at the most inappropreate times.. joy. I'm just really glad to have such a supportive girlfriend