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#29 - >be Trump >wake up in the middle of the night, feel…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2016 on Homes of presidential... +136
#185 - putinlover (04/14/2016) [-]
#224 - Don't thumb this anon down. He speaks the truth. I'm currently… 04/12/2016 on Motivational Monday 0
#69 - Are you retarded? You might be retarded. I've had ~6 different…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/10/2016 on Anon tries PC gaming for... +89
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#282 - beardgasm (04/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, I've been playing games on PC for 10+ years and have never had to stop playing to fix a driver.

Also, I console game on Xbox One and games crash WAY more than they do for me on PC.

I've never had to change video settings for different movies/games either.
#245 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
I've had issues with games needing me to do weird things to get them to work. For example, fallout 3 randomly crashed every 15 minutes until I found a fix online that involved opening one of the files in notepad and changing some values. That never happens on consoles.
#249 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, cause it's not like anyone ever complained about a Bethsda's game stability or performance on consoles ... Oh wait ...
#74 - muffinssnuffims (04/10/2016) [-]
There are several cases in which windows completely ignores that setting. Also it didn't shut down, but the reminder tabbed me out.
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#275 - lightshadow (04/10/2016) [-]
You have no idea what you're talking about kiddo, stop
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#20 - Lol ******* pleab tier entry level fags complaining. Here's a … 04/09/2016 on maddening 0
#129 - When there is reasonable belief that you are in fear of your l… 04/07/2016 on Free slaps 0
#67 - Also be CCW but know the rules. Slapping commences, file charg…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/06/2016 on Free slaps +1
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#68 - lean (04/06/2016) [-]
2-1, at what point does the assault escalate high enough for using your pistol to be justified?

I know the rules, you can't just draw down every time someone touches you
#129 - comradvlad (04/07/2016) [-]
When there is reasonable belief that you are in fear of your life. The bitch can slap you as many times as shed like you can't shoot. You can claim thta you were afraid for your life all you want but the if the criminal court doesn't convict you (doubtful) the civil court will. Do you honestly think you can get away with shooting a woman because she slapped you?

What you can do is punch her in the fucking face and knock her out... That's fine. Long story short though either way all the hassles, lawsuits, everything can be avoided if your smart about it rather than huuuur duuur murka ima defend myself!

Didn't they teach you the rules in your cc course?
#84 - anon (04/06/2016) [-]
If your life is not in danger, you cannot take their lives. Come on man, this is common sense shit.
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#88 - lean (04/06/2016) [-]
If I am being assaulted I have the right to defend myself by any means necessary.
#113 - twentyten (04/06/2016) [-]
Not necessarily. Only if you feel your life is genuinely in danger. Just because someone slaps your face, you can't kill someone and call it justified. You'll lose in court. "any means necessary".
#122 - lean (04/06/2016) [-]
Tell that to George Zimmerman. He actively and admittedly pursued a kid on suspicions, got attacked, and shot him. Walked clean away.

Basic stand your ground law. This law states that an individual has no duty to retreat from any place the individual has a lawful right to be and may use any level of force, including lethal, if the individual reasonably believes they face an imminent and immediate threat of serious bodily harm or death.

The grand jury would have to decide that the person who attacked (the slapper) was not actually threatening bodily harm. They would also have to prove that I knew this and made a premeditated decision to kill them, in a country where grabbing someone's arm is grounds to charge them with battery.

You will be told to "get the fuck off of me" once. After that, well....
#125 - twentyten (04/06/2016) [-]
Zimmerman has bruises, not a bunch of red spots on his cheeks.
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#126 - lean (04/06/2016) [-]
The burden of proof is still on the prosecution. On top of the basic human right to not be assaulted I will carry my own final guarantee.
#128 - twentyten (04/07/2016) [-]
But it shouldn't be your only guarantee. You should know that pulling out your weapon should not first or only action. Zimmerman didn't pull out a gun just because.

As for the slapping, the prosecution would have overwhelming evidence against you or at least against your claims.
#41 - That's mostly BS, Russia has stated over and over and over tha… 04/05/2016 on Internet Calls Russian... +9
#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2016 on Fresh Comics +8
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#25 - Yeh give me your address, I'll come to your house right now an…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2016 on Fresh Comics +3
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#19 - Because i was following the thread when this picture was poste…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/31/2016 on Fresh Comics 0
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#20 - jokervsbatsy (03/31/2016) [-]
>Using common sense
Wow much mature

There are people who post these stuff here unironically. I didn't watch the thread like you. I couldn't tell the difference. Are you gonna stab me for it?
#25 - comradvlad (03/31/2016) [-]
Yeh give me your address, I'll come to your house right now and stab you in your fat fucking face!
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