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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/17/2011
Location:Texas
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Well, I'm Thomas, I'm not a troll even though my name says otherwise, but I still don't give a fuck about what you think. That said, have a great day and I still aim to make people laugh.

And why are you stalking me? Leave a comment below explaining your reasons.

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#214 - roll (03/19/2015) [-]
#215 to #214 - commontroll (03/19/2015) [-]
What's up roll? How've you been?
#216 to #215 - roll (03/19/2015) [-]
ive been ok mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
how have you been buddy?
#217 to #216 - commontroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Tired. I had a 24 hour shift on an ambulance the other day, and was up 26 hours for it because of how many calls we got and then two patients had to be taken to the best trauma centers in the area, which took up several hours getting back thanks to traffic.
#218 to #217 - roll (03/19/2015) [-]
wow that sucks man, hope you get some sleep
#219 to #218 - commontroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Eh, I have since then. But I'm just trying to catch up from the week or so of bad sleep is all.
#220 to #219 - roll (03/19/2015) [-]
#213 - fresighto (02/14/2015) [-]
Hey breddah, we still on for tonight?
#208 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
*pokes with a sharp stick*
dun u wanna be my friend bby?
#209 to #208 - commontroll (11/27/2014) [-]
Ow. I dunno. Doesn't matter much either way to me, other than that I'll miss messing around and acting like I'm angry.
#210 to #209 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
idk
didnt stop damping

he still trolls and fires things up....just not at me....

you can still open fire on other people too
#211 to #210 - commontroll (11/27/2014) [-]
That content reminded me of your multiple accounts ****. Bye.
#212 to #211 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
dude
i can link you to over 20 accounts old ju bbehhh made just to thumbcheat

the OP account is one of them, he created just to post this
#205 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
*pokes with a pointy stick*

i just had a theory
maybe your not a dick and just doing **** for a giggle

if i gave damping a chance to redeem himself maybe i should try with you
#206 to #205 - commontroll (11/27/2014) [-]
Well I'd certainly be a little less grumpy. I must say it is entertaining to give you **** over blocking me. I ain't even mad, it's just fun as hell to act mad. You know?
#207 to #206 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
hell i ddint even know you were really giving me ****...blocking you meant i didnt get notifications...i was just checking that profile link for "what people say about you" looking for some blocked *********** to annoy....and saw you making comments too

as for acting mad....given this site is filled with immature little pre-pube kids who id guess will be living in their moms house for another 30 years...you have to admit pretend angry guys like you kinda get caught in the blocking tides with them
#198 - konradkurze (11/26/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
does commontroll fap too much
#199 to #198 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 3** is commontroll gay?
#202 to #199 - konradkurze (11/26/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
does syrianassassin want to **** commontroll
#203 to #202 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
try 1 year later
#200 to #199 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 3** is he really gay?
#201 to #200 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 1** dont be shy. tell us, is he gay?
#204 to #201 - commontroll (11/26/2014) [-]
**commontroll rolls 7** 8-ball, are you just saying that because you're gay and want me?
#179 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
is commontroll a weeaboo
#180 to #179 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Congratulations, it took you five rolls to get one number you wanted.
#181 to #180 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will commontroll ever get laid
#182 to #181 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
will commontroll ever get laid
#183 to #182 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
This 8 ball has seriously high hopes in me.
#184 to #183 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
till commontroll **** ************
#185 to #184 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Seriously man, this is just getting sad.
#186 to #185 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will commontroll buy us pizza drinks and dvds to chill this friday night
#187 to #186 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
will commontroll buy us pizza drinks and dvds to chill this friday night
#188 to #187 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
If you're actually my dad or mom or sister, sure. Seeing how we're having dinner at my place since my girlfriend's flying in today.
#189 to #188 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
an internet troll has a girlfriend?

SHHHHHIIIIITTTTTT
#190 to #189 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Since when am I a troll man? I'm just genuinely an asshole, who is very stubborn and has a strong sense of right and wrong.

But yes, she's coming down for our second anniversary.
#191 to #190 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
youre one hell of an anomaly

an FJ troll who 1) actually has a gf....2) actually gets sex....3) is an asshole for reasons other than being a sexually frustrated fatso
#192 to #191 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Well, one, we're holding off on sex till we're married, and two we've been long distance for over a year. So sexually frustrated, maybe, but at least I'm not a whiny bitch any more.
#193 to #192 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
at least you have the honesty to admit why you have problems....unlike all the other trolls who are asshole 90's kids who act like its everyone else who's at fault
#194 to #193 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
I aim to please. And sometimes be obnoxious just because I think it's humorous. For example, with you, I'm not actually mad, I just like giving you a hard time over it each time I try to comment on content you made.
#195 to #194 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
ah hell youre only as annoying as itchy balls....not too bad...there are worse ones who are colossal cunts and seem to enjoy acting full retard for weeks or months at a time
#196 to #195 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
But, you're never supposed to go full retard... how retarded are they!?
#197 to #196 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
well one called (j u b b e h) went full retard for a week....he trolled one of my friends so i red thumbed him, then he spent a whole week following me and redthumbing every one of my comments

then another retard called (w a l h o r) who...like last december - march spent those 4 months redthumbing everything....and *********** about me....went quiet since then and now at this week jub started up...went anon and started *********** again with spam, tagging my name onto his anon comments to make it look like me *********** people. and even made a dozen smurf accounts to ******** as if different people were anti-me...all the while making it look like jub was the one doing it
#165 - syrianassassin (10/27/2014) [-]
#162 - badboywantsu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
be my friend
#164 to #162 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Also, don't tell me what to do.
#163 to #162 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Why?
#166 to #163 - badboywantsu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
i want you to be my friend
#167 to #166 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't.
#168 to #167 - badboywantsu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
why not?
#169 to #168 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Because I don't know you and you come off as a massive faggot. I've already got some of those pestering me occasionally.
#170 to #169 - badboywantsu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
lol you know i'm mostly adding you because i troll right it's kinda obvious
#171 to #170 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Well, duh. But at this point it's just tradition to deny your requests. I mean, how many months has it been now?

Also I'm an asshole, so I never pass up an opportunity to be rude to somebody.
#172 to #171 - badboywantsu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
i dunno, i stopped coming on as much and it kinda evolved to adding you when you deny me.
i think at one point i talked to you but it was a long ass time ago
#173 to #172 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Huh. That explains it I guess.

Now what?
#174 to #173 - badboywantsu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
i have no idea i was kinda just rolling with it, how is your week going?
#175 to #174 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Meh, it's alright. The weekend was good though. Went to the biggest Renaissance festival in the country with my friends.
#176 to #175 - badboywantsu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, only problem with those kinds of events is you sometimes don't get to see everything like at amusement parks where you would have to go a few times to see every ride.
i threw a kegger for my friends birthday since people brought bottles etc. i still have half a keg left
#177 to #176 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Well, there was plenty I got to see and do, we were there most of the day. Funnest part is just seeing all the people if you ask me.
#178 to #177 - badboywantsu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
i know what you mean, well in a few ways i have friends that like to people watch so it's more mean spirited but the costumes and getups they wear are usually pretty interesting
#159 - syrianassassin (10/23/2014) [-]
HON HON
I AM LE FRENCH CANADIEN
HON HON HON
LA BAGUETTE
QUI QUI MONSIER
HON HON HON LE QUEBECQUA HON
LE HERITAGE HON
CROSSIANT QUI QUI HON
#160 to #159 - commontroll (10/24/2014) [-]
I see you found your newest nationality to hate.
#161 to #160 - syrianassassin (10/24/2014) [-]
no

im just ***********