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#3 - sounds good 08/28/2015 on MIDORI NO HIBI: FUCK MY... 0
#1 - oh hey, its you again. good as always  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2015 on MIDORI NO HIBI: FUCK MY... 0
#2 - theinvisibletheift (08/28/2015) [-]
My internet has gone out twice this week for over a day. I'm really trying to keep to the once a day uploads. I think I'll just start posting a chapter at a time if this keeps being the case
User avatar #3 - commissarcrunch (08/28/2015) [-]
sounds good
#36 - eh, im only counting humans. otherwise we can just say somethi… 08/25/2015 on Even Human Torch thinks... 0
#44 - FOR CHRISTS SAKE BATMAN, HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS? 08/25/2015 on Riddle time +6
#8 - why do you have this? this man has a fantastic voice 08/25/2015 on Ruse Plans +2
#443 - i can count to potato, can your bot do that? yo… 08/25/2015 on Prove you're not a bot or... 0
#28 - im pretty sure franklin would still be more powerful on a &quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Even Human Torch thinks... +1
User avatar #31 - Tyranitar (08/25/2015) [-]
Thanos is also a mutant, but he's from a race that's already full of cosmic-level entities, so I'm not sure how his mutant powers alone stand up.
User avatar #36 - commissarcrunch (08/25/2015) [-]
eh, im only counting humans. otherwise we can just say something silly like the one above all
#205 - either that or this 08/25/2015 on Draw with FunnyJunk 0
#204 - draw my username?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on Draw with FunnyJunk 0
#205 - commissarcrunch (08/25/2015) [-]
either that or this
#164 - thanks 08/25/2015 on Star wars the force awakens... 0

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User avatar #82 to #81 - commissarcrunch (07/19/2015) [-]
umm thanks?
User avatar #78 - commissarcrunch (06/23/2015) [-]
yo dndxplain, not sure how to really summon you for questions so i'll try this. I've been running a game in 3.5 for a long time and i just found a resource that generates dungeons. only problem is that its for pathfinder. How hard is it going to be to convert the stuff it makes over, and do i really have to? they dont seem that different.
User avatar #79 to #78 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
pathfinder is 3.5's amazing older brother who's so much more accomplished.

I loathe you for using 3.5, but the conversion is retardedly easy
User avatar #80 to #79 - commissarcrunch (06/23/2015) [-]
sweet. i started running in 3.5 because that was all i knew of dnd at the time when i started with my crew 2 years ago. the campaigns still running cuz im long winded and like convoluted story lines
User avatar #75 to #74 - commissarcrunch (03/21/2015) [-]
ah thank you?
#76 to #75 - buscemieveryday (03/21/2015) [-]
well you liked the content , soooo
User avatar #77 to #76 - commissarcrunch (03/21/2015) [-]
ah, thought that might have been it. thank you
User avatar #71 - commissarcrunch (02/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #72 to #71 - commissarcrunch (02/21/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll rpg race*"**
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User avatar #73 to #72 - commissarcrunch (02/21/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll rpg race*"**
**commissarcrunch rolls dwarf**
User avatar #62 - commissarcrunch (02/10/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll pokemon*"**
**commissarcrunch rolls Sharpedo**
User avatar #63 to #62 - commissarcrunch (02/10/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll 2, pokemon*"**
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**commissarcrunch rolls Nidoqueen**
User avatar #64 to #63 - meetrophoenix (02/10/2015) [-]
**meetrophoenix used "*roll 3, pokemon*"**
**meetrophoenix rolls Ninetales**
**meetrophoenix rolls Baltoy**
**meetrophoenix rolls Gliscor**
User avatar #65 to #64 - meetrophoenix (02/10/2015) [-]
**meetrophoenix used "*roll 3, pokemon*"**
**meetrophoenix rolls Mienfoo**
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**meetrophoenix rolls Clefable**
User avatar #67 to #65 - commissarcrunch (02/10/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll 3, pokemon*"**
**commissarcrunch rolls Panpour**
**commissarcrunch rolls Ducklett**
**commissarcrunch rolls Darmanitan**
User avatar #69 to #67 - commissarcrunch (02/10/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll 9, pokemon*"**
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User avatar #70 to #69 - commissarcrunch (02/10/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll 7, pokemon*"**
**commissarcrunch rolls Glameow**
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User avatar #43 to #42 - commissarcrunch (10/11/2014) [-]
but why
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User avatar #45 to #44 - commissarcrunch (10/12/2014) [-]
i'll admit it when i see some funny
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User avatar #37 to #36 - commissarcrunch (08/26/2014) [-]
umm, thats a lovely thumbnail
#38 to #37 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]
Your reaction when.
Your reaction when.
#40 to #39 - anon (09/21/2014) [-]
This is what you are; a ******* ****** .
#41 to #40 - commissarcrunch (09/21/2014) [-]
going around calling people names? I get the feeling i know who's doing this, but i can't confirm it yet
#48 to #41 - anon (12/02/2014) [-]
you are just a god damn mother ******* ****** , you know that?
#49 to #48 - commissarcrunch (12/03/2014) [-]
so is there any reason for this? i haven't been rolled lately...
#50 to #49 - anon (12/03/2014) [-]
I rolled you, you god damn **** eating monkey ******* horse semen jizz guzzling ****** .
User avatar #51 to #50 - commissarcrunch (12/03/2014) [-]
ah, well umm you know that your obligation to notifying of my ********** has ended

also they dont tell you when they roll you anymore apparently
#52 to #51 - anon (12/11/2014) [-]
hey ****** did I tell you you could ******* talk you cocksucking *********** ? stfu ****** .
User avatar #55 to #52 - commissarcrunch (12/11/2014) [-]
i'm honestly responding at this point out of curiosity about how far you and the other guy want to take this
#56 to #55 - anon (12/12/2014) [-]
We will go until you are off this ******* site, you ****** loving **** ****** .
User avatar #57 to #56 - commissarcrunch (12/12/2014) [-]
you know i can block your ip... right?
#58 to #57 - anon (12/17/2014) [-]
I'd like to see you try you filthy ******
User avatar #59 to #58 - commissarcrunch (12/17/2014) [-]
well since you asked so nicely
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#53 to #32 - anon (12/11/2014) [-]
you are seriously a god damn ****** .
User avatar #54 to #53 - commissarcrunch (12/11/2014) [-]
well yeah, whats your point?
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User avatar #10 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
***** , do you like strategy games? I'm thinking of running a nation builder style on FJ, you in?
User avatar #11 to #10 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
hmm, im guessing its a drop in and out as you see fit style game? if so, sure, sounds like fun. course i wont be consistently playing [got me a ******* of stuff on my plate] but ill game it when i can
#12 to #11 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
Nah, if you're busy that is a valid reason, and while it wouldn't be a problem for people to miss a session or two, it would be much preferable to the flow of the game to strive otherwise.    
If you get more time later, and I'm running it then, you can check it out (then you can also judge if it is something you want to play), but otherwise focus on the stuff that matters.
Nah, if you're busy that is a valid reason, and while it wouldn't be a problem for people to miss a session or two, it would be much preferable to the flow of the game to strive otherwise.

If you get more time later, and I'm running it then, you can check it out (then you can also judge if it is something you want to play), but otherwise focus on the stuff that matters.
User avatar #13 to #12 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
fair enough, its mostly job hunting and dnd thats been taking my time. Somehow i ended up being the dnd rule master and now i have to arbitrate, advise and otherwise assist in several sessions. Honestly it sounds like fun though, when is this thing running? or have you planned that far yet
User avatar #14 to #13 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
So far I'm looking for players, I've got the minimum I want (four players) - if they all have a perfect attending rate - but I've posted on some profiles asking people if they were interested and posted it on the new tabletop board and I'm awaiting responses now. So in a couple of days I'll be making a new comment, mentioning them asking what they think.

Personally I'd much rather have the game run once a week for a couple of hours straight, but if the players are more into a slow continuous game, I can do that.

If everything goes smooth the game will be running in a week or so with the option for new players to join whenever they want.
User avatar #15 to #14 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
hmm interesting
User avatar #16 to #15 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
Here is what I'll do, how about I give you a mention along with the players when I know more, but you aren't committed to actually playing?

That way you can keep track of the game without playing.
User avatar #17 to #16 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
yeah sounds good, ill watch a few sessions and get a feel or somethin. as it is atm, i may soon be free of my dnd related chains since half the ppl in the sessions im helping are massive goofs who never all show up.
User avatar #18 to #17 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
Online or Real-Life game?
User avatar #19 to #18 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
real life but we use a website for tabling it, its much easier then making tokens and when everyone sits in one room, the session derails within 30 min
User avatar #20 to #19 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
Ouch. Your location says Canada, is it a small town or a major city because you could always try to find a group at the FLGS?
User avatar #21 to #20 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
major city, but i mostly run with friends i know. I tried running onlines a few times, but i've never found a good group. plus i have a tendency to tailor the play to the players when i dm so i gotta have a good idea of what they'll like
User avatar #22 to #21 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
I was just thinking, if you played at the friendly local game store, there might be players who don't need a walking rulebook, better attending rate and serious players.

Though as a consequence you may have to move onto store-brought minis instead of tokens.
User avatar #23 to #22 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
to be fair, i do like to help and i do help with more then just rules[balancing, suggestions about how to make campaigns more interesting, etc] as for tokens n stuff, since i use an online table program roll20.com i would have a hard time converting over to a physical session. its just really handy to have all the tokens, graphics and music i need available like that.

either way though, ive heard alot of horror stories about live session players. it'd probably do me some good to go out and socialize with them, i just am really antsy about the whole thing.
User avatar #24 to #23 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
If you do that, don't start running a game right away, get to know them a bit first, go for the more normal looking ones, though most people I meet who play tabletop (like myself) tend to be a little bit strange, but usually the more normal looking they are, the more sane they tend to be.

Not that the better looking people are nicer, because strange people are some times some of the nicest people I've met, but sometimes also the most immature.

People aren't as bad as the stories make them out to be, most stories exaggerate or invent small details to make a slightly-annoying player into That Guy.

Besides, worst case scenario - which would be similar to Big Boy Blue or worse - suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19769356/#p19772177 you can usually tell in advance that this person is insane. Not that I'm saying the tale of BBB is true.

So yeah, if you go to a FLGS to find a new group, try to befriend the people who remind you of yourself - also, and I can not stress this enough - hit on the semi-hot chicks who are single because the hot chicks do not go into FLGS and you shouldn't need to be told not to hit on another guy's chick.
User avatar #26 to #24 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
also, ty for the link, i love these stories
User avatar #27 to #26 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
Hell read this **** if you want evidence that the really bad That Guys tend not to appear sane: suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=That%20Guy

(My options (top left corner) are set to hide quest threads, minimum score -20 (though you can skip all negative threads, few tend to be good) and sort it by highest score. The top one should read "Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle, and Other Guys" - that one is particularly good!)

As for the asexuality? Not to get too tumblr-esque here, but doesn't asexual only imply lack of sexual-interest but not lack of romantic-interest (aromantic)? I mean, you might not want your dick up someone or someone's dick up you, but wouldn't you still need to have someone you emotionally connect to?

Not going to argue your sexuality, just want to get all questions sorted out.
User avatar #28 to #27 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
fair enough, i honestly dont even know what to say about asexuality and that whole can of worms, so i tend to keep it simple and if something changes later then good for me. i see what your saying here and its pretty interesting, but considering my experiences going out to find games have been pretty spaghetti filled...

ah well, i wont lie to you, i probably wont look into live sessions atm. i've got a ton on my plate and i really dont have the time for a commitment like that. That said though, i will keep this all in advisement and i may go out and do this eventually.

final question, fav class in any d20 system
User avatar #29 to #28 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
Either way, I'll keep you updated on the nationbuilder.
User avatar #25 to #24 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
ha, fair enough. though i wont have any problems with hitting on women, i ride the asexual train
#34 to #25 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
****** licking dicksucking faggot
User avatar #35 to #34 - commissarcrunch (08/07/2014) [-]
you gonna say anything productive or am i gonna have to block you?
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User avatar #9 to #8 - commissarcrunch (04/07/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #2 - jingleforth (08/04/2012) [-]
You watch One Piece too?
User avatar #3 to #2 - commissarcrunch (08/04/2012) [-]
yeah im at the current ep
User avatar #4 to #3 - jingleforth (08/04/2012) [-]
do you read the manga?
User avatar #5 to #4 - commissarcrunch (08/04/2012) [-]
i prefer the anime
User avatar #6 to #5 - jingleforth (08/04/2012) [-]
The manga has no fillers, and is several months ahead of the anime.

In the manga it's already at another arc and way past the fishman island arc
User avatar #7 to #6 - commissarcrunch (08/04/2012) [-]
yeah thats the point, they do that so that the anime doesnt catch up with the manga. i like the action though
User avatar #1 - jingleforth (08/04/2012) [-]
Can I have your Magic Beam Spell since you're giving it away?
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