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#220 - **commissarcrunch used "*roll 1, 1-8*"** **commissarcrunch … 08/24/2016 on Win-Win! +7
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#27 - but would harley be able to go to a hospital? shes kinda iconi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2016 on Harley and Joker 0
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#29 - oltorf (08/16/2016) [-]
I don't know. Do they know her identity in the comics? I bet she has a contact that could treat her. Poison Ivy maybe.
#7 - harley got bitten by a rabid hyena. shes gonna need to get tha…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/16/2016 on Harley and Joker 0
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#20 - semilunarknight (08/16/2016) [-]
Rabies spreads slowly.
She's got a while to get treated, but yes she should be missing half her leg.
Fun fact, rabies spreads through the body so slowly that getting vaccinated after being exposed can actually stop the disease.
But once it's in the nervous system then there's nothing that can be done except to go fight hyenas
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#19 - oltorf (08/16/2016) [-]
hyena bite force - around 1100 PSI - so yeah, it would probably break her leg or tear off a big chunk of flesh. Rabies infection would take a while to set in and start causing symptoms, so she would be OK for maybe a few days. If she visited a hospital quickly and got treated then she would be OK. If she started showing symptoms then she would probably die.

I dunno about special abilities. I'm not a comic book expert.
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#27 - commissarcrunch (08/16/2016) [-]
but would harley be able to go to a hospital? shes kinda iconic and wanted...
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#29 - oltorf (08/16/2016) [-]
I don't know. Do they know her identity in the comics? I bet she has a contact that could treat her. Poison Ivy maybe.
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#8 - chillgamzee (08/16/2016) [-]
Considering the strength she has in the comic, I'm gonna guess she's hopped up on one of Poison Ivy's serums.

If memory serves, it makes her immune to most toxins and diseases.
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#11 - angelious (08/16/2016) [-]
thats just normal human level strength for comic book characters...batman can break motorcycles in half with his kicks to give an example of "peak human"


and batman isnt the strongest human being in the history of dc.
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#12 - chillgamzee (08/16/2016) [-]
You're not terribly wrong, but Harley has never really been known for her strength.

Overpowering the Joker like that, no matter how crazy he is, would likely require her to be above her own usual level.
But its hard to prove because I don't read much in the way of comics anymore.
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#13 - angelious (08/16/2016) [-]
joker is quite literally NOT known for his strength. he is the anti thesis of batman in everyway. he is short,gaudy, not strong. evil and so on and so on.

harley could have been professional athlete if she didnt go for the psychiatrist approach. her weapon of choice is a fucking mallet strong enough to dent steel beams. and she acts as jokers chief enforcer.


trying to claim that joker is stronger than harley is wrong my frendo.
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#16 - angelious (08/16/2016) [-]
which is still below average strength for a villain in dc comics.. also that logic is faulty. insanity does not just magically raise your strength.


the feat is very believable. an established athlete and a mob enforcer. taking down a frail insane man with relative ease.
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#18 - angelious (08/16/2016) [-]
no it isnt...and no he isnt..


cause and correlation. your entire point here is that becoming "more insane" somehow increases your strength? it makes no sense.

and joker is not batmans physical equal.you should know that if you have ever even glanced towards a comic book mate. joker always loses in physical confrontations with just about everybody. the only thing that keeps him afloat is his near immunity to pain and underhanded methods he uses while batman generally tries not to kill him.

joker is batmans nemesis in terms that he challenges his ideology. the man who embraced madness and chaos versus the man who fights againts madness and chaos.

same way riddler is batmans opponent in wits or deathstroke in combat capabilities(bane is another good one in here if you want more traditional one)



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#9 - good god, im tempted to ask you to elaborate, but i fear for my safety  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2016 on "W Diddlehands" +2
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#13 - commissarcrunch (08/16/2016) [-]
is that roll relevant to what you will be writing?
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#5 - good riddance  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2016 on "W Diddlehands" +1
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#9 - commissarcrunch (08/16/2016) [-]
good god, im tempted to ask you to elaborate, but i fear for my safety
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#13 - commissarcrunch (08/16/2016) [-]
is that roll relevant to what you will be writing?
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#1 - hmm, why did you continue to let him GM? i mean just walk away *****  [+] (7 new replies) 08/16/2016 on "W Diddlehands" +1
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#5 - commissarcrunch (08/16/2016) [-]
good riddance
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#9 - commissarcrunch (08/16/2016) [-]
good god, im tempted to ask you to elaborate, but i fear for my safety
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#13 - commissarcrunch (08/16/2016) [-]
is that roll relevant to what you will be writing?
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#31 - batman aint normal, hes raw ******** incarnate. has he ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Batman vs Justice League +37
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#60 - venomousvalentine (08/15/2016) [-]
I'm sure he has.
#33 - anon (08/15/2016) [-]
yeah, but people who are paranoid as fuck lack the confidence to deal with that shit. Batman is a smooth operator.