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#22 - jesus christ how horrifying 07/29/2015 on Tales of Dale (Part 6) +2
#82 - umm thanks?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on commissarcrunch's profile 0
#83 - murrlogic (07/19/2015) [-]
#25 - why is she cleaning up blood?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on New avatar movie 0
#26 - murrlogic (07/19/2015) [-]
Asami blew off the head of a Triad goon who owed her money
#20 - i think the idea of the different hulks is that not all of the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on bootleg moonshine avengers +1
User avatar #21 - comicexplain (07/19/2015) [-]
The common emotion to turn to is Anger, Frustration and others along the same vein! But yes, there are different Hulks within Banner (If Devil Hulk ever comes to be, there will be no more Marvel Universe - I'm fairly sure he could take on Cyttorak with only a sweat to show for it). It should be noted that She-Hulk's been pregnant before, though that's from Old Man Logan, and... Well, I don't prefer to think about dark scenarios like that too often.

Totally with Comicironic on the bottom bit, though. Not really into pregu, though!
#45 - my big issue here is the "in my experience" thing. i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on How feminists are made +2
User avatar #54 - thirdjess (07/19/2015) [-]
Right see this is what I'm talking about. Someone says 'men have it hard because penises' and I say 'I understand that but women have issues during puberty too'. Your response is 'well that's because you can't deal with it'.

If I replaced everything you said with reversed gender roles, I'd get called a cunt.
#41 - every single one of those can be equally applied to either sex…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2015 on How feminists are made +2
User avatar #42 - thirdjess (07/19/2015) [-]
In my experience, men don't really feel the pressure of social standards until they're either at the end of puberty or the beginning of adulthood. Sure, there's highschool politics, but everyone gets that in varying degrees.

Women, on the other hand, get the bulk of this pressure from the age of about 12-25. When they're in their developmental stages, when especially their minds are particularly fragile. Men are told 'do weights and get a good job to be valuable as a man'. Women are told 'you need $500 worth of makeup and $15000 worth of surgery to be valuable as a woman'.

We're told that being ourself isn't good enough, and that we need third party help to have a place on society. Men are told 'hey, you can be buff too if you work hard!'.

Again, I'm not saying that men don't face mental problems or social struggle due to social pressure and media standard. I'm saying that the two kinds of pressure we face are apples to oranges, and mocking that, or claiming that men have it worse, or dismissing it all together- I'm saying that attitude is fucked up and here's why.
User avatar #45 - commissarcrunch (07/19/2015) [-]
my big issue here is the "in my experience" thing. i'm going to assume you are a woman. now as a woman, you have listed off all the issues women have to face, and i agree there are a lot.

my issue is that you also give "the social pressures that men face" perspective in a way that really sounds like its based on conjecture or second hand knowledge. and frankly, it sounds a lot like you're talking out of your ass here.

in terms of valuing a person, thats a completely unique and individual thing. sure there are standards that different people will place on you regardless of gender but how you react to those pressures are entirely personal.

if someone tells you that you arent good enough, that might effect you, regardless of gender. But it comes down to if you put any value in those judgements. its easy to say that someone is at fault or that theres a double standard thats terrible but simply demanding others change all the time wont help you succeed, it'll just make you complacent, entitled, and lazy.

also, just to add a little other pointer, theres a cultural opinion that men are supposed to be thickskinned and not show emotion, whereas women are supposed to. we could argue that it comes from the biological fact that males are supposed to be the disposable sex in survival situations.
i'm trying not to simply insult and instead conduct a conversation, i hope you are too
User avatar #54 - thirdjess (07/19/2015) [-]
Right see this is what I'm talking about. Someone says 'men have it hard because penises' and I say 'I understand that but women have issues during puberty too'. Your response is 'well that's because you can't deal with it'.

If I replaced everything you said with reversed gender roles, I'd get called a cunt.
#43 - i love the self-aware, trope-averse main character style. anyo… 07/18/2015 on Im the main character of a... +3
#38 - i kinda hate the "point of no return" marker but i'm… 07/17/2015 on through life 0
#106 - never saw it before in smash, where did one find it?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2015 on R.I.P SATORU... 0
User avatar #157 - nyandroid (07/14/2015) [-]
Oh woops. I thought you were talking about the picture of mario. The text is from earthbound.
User avatar #131 - eyemeralds (07/14/2015) [-]
I think it is Earthbound
User avatar #130 - lateday (07/14/2015) [-]
The text is from Earthbound if I am not wrong.
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#81 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #82 to #81 - commissarcrunch (07/19/2015) [-]
umm thanks?
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User avatar #78 - commissarcrunch (06/23/2015) [-]
yo dndxplain, not sure how to really summon you for questions so i'll try this. I've been running a game in 3.5 for a long time and i just found a resource that generates dungeons. only problem is that its for pathfinder. How hard is it going to be to convert the stuff it makes over, and do i really have to? they dont seem that different.
User avatar #79 to #78 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
pathfinder is 3.5's amazing older brother who's so much more accomplished.

I loathe you for using 3.5, but the conversion is retardedly easy
User avatar #80 to #79 - commissarcrunch (06/23/2015) [-]
sweet. i started running in 3.5 because that was all i knew of dnd at the time when i started with my crew 2 years ago. the campaigns still running cuz im long winded and like convoluted story lines
User avatar #75 to #74 - commissarcrunch (03/21/2015) [-]
ah thank you?
#76 to #75 - buscemieveryday (03/21/2015) [-]
well you liked the content , soooo
User avatar #77 to #76 - commissarcrunch (03/21/2015) [-]
ah, thought that might have been it. thank you
User avatar #71 - commissarcrunch (02/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #72 to #71 - commissarcrunch (02/21/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll rpg race*"**
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User avatar #73 to #72 - commissarcrunch (02/21/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll rpg race*"**
**commissarcrunch rolls dwarf**
User avatar #62 - commissarcrunch (02/10/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll pokemon*"**
**commissarcrunch rolls Sharpedo**
User avatar #63 to #62 - commissarcrunch (02/10/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll 2, pokemon*"**
**commissarcrunch rolls Quilava**
**commissarcrunch rolls Nidoqueen**
User avatar #64 to #63 - meetrophoenix ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
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**meetrophoenix rolls Gliscor**
User avatar #65 to #64 - meetrophoenix ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
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**meetrophoenix rolls Clefable**
User avatar #67 to #65 - commissarcrunch (02/10/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll 3, pokemon*"**
**commissarcrunch rolls Panpour**
**commissarcrunch rolls Ducklett**
**commissarcrunch rolls Darmanitan**
User avatar #69 to #67 - commissarcrunch (02/10/2015) [-]
**commissarcrunch used "*roll 9, pokemon*"**
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**commissarcrunch rolls Braviary**
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User avatar #70 to #69 - commissarcrunch (02/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #43 to #42 - commissarcrunch (10/11/2014) [-]
but why
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User avatar #45 to #44 - commissarcrunch (10/12/2014) [-]
i'll admit it when i see some funny
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User avatar #37 to #36 - commissarcrunch (08/26/2014) [-]
umm, thats a lovely thumbnail
#38 to #37 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]
Your reaction when.
Your reaction when.
#40 to #39 - anon (09/21/2014) [-]
This is what you are; a ******* ****** .
#41 to #40 - commissarcrunch (09/21/2014) [-]
going around calling people names? I get the feeling i know who's doing this, but i can't confirm it yet
#48 to #41 - anon (12/02/2014) [-]
you are just a god damn mother ******* ****** , you know that?
#49 to #48 - commissarcrunch (12/03/2014) [-]
so is there any reason for this? i haven't been rolled lately...
#50 to #49 - anon (12/03/2014) [-]
I rolled you, you god damn **** eating monkey ******* horse semen jizz guzzling ****** .
User avatar #51 to #50 - commissarcrunch (12/03/2014) [-]
ah, well umm you know that your obligation to notifying of my ********** has ended

also they dont tell you when they roll you anymore apparently
#52 to #51 - anon (12/11/2014) [-]
hey ****** did I tell you you could ******* talk you cocksucking *********** ? stfu ****** .
User avatar #55 to #52 - commissarcrunch (12/11/2014) [-]
i'm honestly responding at this point out of curiosity about how far you and the other guy want to take this
#56 to #55 - anon (12/12/2014) [-]
We will go until you are off this ******* site, you ****** loving **** ****** .
User avatar #57 to #56 - commissarcrunch (12/12/2014) [-]
you know i can block your ip... right?
#58 to #57 - anon (12/17/2014) [-]
I'd like to see you try you filthy ******
User avatar #59 to #58 - commissarcrunch (12/17/2014) [-]
well since you asked so nicely
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#53 to #32 - anon (12/11/2014) [-]
you are seriously a god damn ****** .
User avatar #54 to #53 - commissarcrunch (12/11/2014) [-]
well yeah, whats your point?
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User avatar #10 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
***** , do you like strategy games? I'm thinking of running a nation builder style on FJ, you in?
User avatar #11 to #10 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
hmm, im guessing its a drop in and out as you see fit style game? if so, sure, sounds like fun. course i wont be consistently playing [got me a ******* of stuff on my plate] but ill game it when i can
#12 to #11 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
Nah, if you're busy that is a valid reason, and while it wouldn't be a problem for people to miss a session or two, it would be much preferable to the flow of the game to strive otherwise.    
If you get more time later, and I'm running it then, you can check it out (then you can also judge if it is something you want to play), but otherwise focus on the stuff that matters.
Nah, if you're busy that is a valid reason, and while it wouldn't be a problem for people to miss a session or two, it would be much preferable to the flow of the game to strive otherwise.

If you get more time later, and I'm running it then, you can check it out (then you can also judge if it is something you want to play), but otherwise focus on the stuff that matters.
User avatar #13 to #12 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
fair enough, its mostly job hunting and dnd thats been taking my time. Somehow i ended up being the dnd rule master and now i have to arbitrate, advise and otherwise assist in several sessions. Honestly it sounds like fun though, when is this thing running? or have you planned that far yet
User avatar #14 to #13 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
So far I'm looking for players, I've got the minimum I want (four players) - if they all have a perfect attending rate - but I've posted on some profiles asking people if they were interested and posted it on the new tabletop board and I'm awaiting responses now. So in a couple of days I'll be making a new comment, mentioning them asking what they think.

Personally I'd much rather have the game run once a week for a couple of hours straight, but if the players are more into a slow continuous game, I can do that.

If everything goes smooth the game will be running in a week or so with the option for new players to join whenever they want.
User avatar #15 to #14 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
hmm interesting
User avatar #16 to #15 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
Here is what I'll do, how about I give you a mention along with the players when I know more, but you aren't committed to actually playing?

That way you can keep track of the game without playing.
User avatar #17 to #16 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
yeah sounds good, ill watch a few sessions and get a feel or somethin. as it is atm, i may soon be free of my dnd related chains since half the ppl in the sessions im helping are massive goofs who never all show up.
User avatar #18 to #17 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
Online or Real-Life game?
User avatar #19 to #18 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
real life but we use a website for tabling it, its much easier then making tokens and when everyone sits in one room, the session derails within 30 min
User avatar #20 to #19 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
Ouch. Your location says Canada, is it a small town or a major city because you could always try to find a group at the FLGS?
User avatar #21 to #20 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
major city, but i mostly run with friends i know. I tried running onlines a few times, but i've never found a good group. plus i have a tendency to tailor the play to the players when i dm so i gotta have a good idea of what they'll like
User avatar #22 to #21 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
I was just thinking, if you played at the friendly local game store, there might be players who don't need a walking rulebook, better attending rate and serious players.

Though as a consequence you may have to move onto store-brought minis instead of tokens.
User avatar #23 to #22 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
to be fair, i do like to help and i do help with more then just rules[balancing, suggestions about how to make campaigns more interesting, etc] as for tokens n stuff, since i use an online table program roll20.com i would have a hard time converting over to a physical session. its just really handy to have all the tokens, graphics and music i need available like that.

either way though, ive heard alot of horror stories about live session players. it'd probably do me some good to go out and socialize with them, i just am really antsy about the whole thing.
User avatar #24 to #23 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
If you do that, don't start running a game right away, get to know them a bit first, go for the more normal looking ones, though most people I meet who play tabletop (like myself) tend to be a little bit strange, but usually the more normal looking they are, the more sane they tend to be.

Not that the better looking people are nicer, because strange people are some times some of the nicest people I've met, but sometimes also the most immature.

People aren't as bad as the stories make them out to be, most stories exaggerate or invent small details to make a slightly-annoying player into That Guy.

Besides, worst case scenario - which would be similar to Big Boy Blue or worse - suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19769356/#p19772177 you can usually tell in advance that this person is insane. Not that I'm saying the tale of BBB is true.

So yeah, if you go to a FLGS to find a new group, try to befriend the people who remind you of yourself - also, and I can not stress this enough - hit on the semi-hot chicks who are single because the hot chicks do not go into FLGS and you shouldn't need to be told not to hit on another guy's chick.
User avatar #26 to #24 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
also, ty for the link, i love these stories
User avatar #27 to #26 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
Hell read this **** if you want evidence that the really bad That Guys tend not to appear sane: suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=That%20Guy

(My options (top left corner) are set to hide quest threads, minimum score -20 (though you can skip all negative threads, few tend to be good) and sort it by highest score. The top one should read "Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle, and Other Guys" - that one is particularly good!)

As for the asexuality? Not to get too tumblr-esque here, but doesn't asexual only imply lack of sexual-interest but not lack of romantic-interest (aromantic)? I mean, you might not want your dick up someone or someone's dick up you, but wouldn't you still need to have someone you emotionally connect to?

Not going to argue your sexuality, just want to get all questions sorted out.
User avatar #28 to #27 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
fair enough, i honestly dont even know what to say about asexuality and that whole can of worms, so i tend to keep it simple and if something changes later then good for me. i see what your saying here and its pretty interesting, but considering my experiences going out to find games have been pretty spaghetti filled...

ah well, i wont lie to you, i probably wont look into live sessions atm. i've got a ton on my plate and i really dont have the time for a commitment like that. That said though, i will keep this all in advisement and i may go out and do this eventually.

final question, fav class in any d20 system
User avatar #29 to #28 - caffeinecommissar (08/06/2014) [-]
Either way, I'll keep you updated on the nationbuilder.
User avatar #25 to #24 - commissarcrunch (08/06/2014) [-]
ha, fair enough. though i wont have any problems with hitting on women, i ride the asexual train
#34 to #25 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
****** licking dicksucking faggot
User avatar #35 to #34 - commissarcrunch (08/07/2014) [-]
you gonna say anything productive or am i gonna have to block you?
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User avatar #9 to #8 - commissarcrunch (04/07/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #2 - jingleforth (08/04/2012) [-]
You watch One Piece too?
User avatar #3 to #2 - commissarcrunch (08/04/2012) [-]
yeah im at the current ep
User avatar #4 to #3 - jingleforth (08/04/2012) [-]
do you read the manga?
User avatar #5 to #4 - commissarcrunch (08/04/2012) [-]
i prefer the anime
User avatar #6 to #5 - jingleforth (08/04/2012) [-]
The manga has no fillers, and is several months ahead of the anime.

In the manga it's already at another arc and way past the fishman island arc
User avatar #7 to #6 - commissarcrunch (08/04/2012) [-]
yeah thats the point, they do that so that the anime doesnt catch up with the manga. i like the action though
User avatar #1 - jingleforth (08/04/2012) [-]
Can I have your Magic Beam Spell since you're giving it away?
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