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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:1/26/2015
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Subscribers:36
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Times Content Favorited:117 times
Total Comments Made:1512
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#67 - The girl who stuck with me even when I got cancer? That's how …  [+] (9 replies) 09/22/2013 on I dont even... -10
#127 - articulate (09/23/2013) [-]
You got coloured text because you had cancer? That's a stupid reason.
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#131 - commentking (09/23/2013) [-]
Well no, admin found out and gave it to me, I never asked for it.
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#152 - greenstrongworld (09/23/2013) [-]
Lies. admin would never do that.
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#102 - msypsylon (09/22/2013) [-]
You really don't see what's the problem here? Imagine this in real life. Someone makes the joke in OP's post, everybody laughs and then you ruin the moment by starting to argue that the "statements" in the joke are inaccurate (captain obvious much? It's a fucking joke) and then go on defending the obvious by giving examples from your treacly personal life. That's why people insult and make fun of you, not because you're in love with your girlfriend or whatever.
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#79 - zytherman (09/22/2013) [-]
So, you're in love, you've had a girlfriend for 3 years AND have cancer. at least 1 thing is bullshit
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#81 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
Had cancer.
I really have no reason to lie
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#82 - zytherman (09/22/2013) [-]
this is the internet, there is always reason to lie.

Anyway, im off to watch over England, I am the queen ofcourse.
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#83 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
Its not my problem if you dont wanna beleive me, my life has really turned around over the past few years.
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#73 - acidreign (09/22/2013) [-]
the problem is that you're doing it on the internet. have a good day sir
#66 - I'm a faggot because I'm in love with my girl of 3 years?  [+] (20 replies) 09/22/2013 on I dont even... -9
#125 - articulate (09/23/2013) [-]
Isn't 3 a little young?
#70 - arthurfj (09/22/2013) [-]
No, I'm not calling you a faggot because I think you're gay, I'm calling you a faggot because you're acting like a faggot.

They clearly explained that they feel shitty because they could've been getting the sickest air of their life. And also, you come across as someone who thinks they're better than everyone. You're not the only one on this site that has had sex, and it's no reason to feel better than anyone.
#76 - nicoquitemad (09/22/2013) [-]
> acting like a bundle of sticks
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#71 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
You're putting words in my mouth.
#91 - jockothecrock (09/22/2013) [-]
please stop. nobody wants to put anything in your mouth



hue hue hue
#72 - arthurfj (09/22/2013) [-]
Well that's not true because I didn't quote you on anything. I said you come across as ….

Nobody wants to hear about your advice on sex, nobody cares about the fact that you have a girlfriend, and nobody cares that you have sex with said girl.
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#74 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
With all the attention Im getting it seems like plenty of people care
#77 - arthurfj (09/22/2013) [-]
If by attention you mean the red thumbs, they thumb because they don't care and don't want to see that shit. And nobody has asked about your girl or sex experiences. Please stop replying to me.
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#78 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
To be fair, you started the argument. You didnt have to comment in the first place.
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#139 - hokeymon (09/23/2013) [-]
Can you like shut up? Thanks
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#67 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
The girl who stuck with me even when I got cancer? That's how I got that nice colour text. I'm just voicing my opinion I dont see the big deal
#127 - articulate (09/23/2013) [-]
You got coloured text because you had cancer? That's a stupid reason.
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#131 - commentking (09/23/2013) [-]
Well no, admin found out and gave it to me, I never asked for it.
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#152 - greenstrongworld (09/23/2013) [-]
Lies. admin would never do that.
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#102 - msypsylon (09/22/2013) [-]
You really don't see what's the problem here? Imagine this in real life. Someone makes the joke in OP's post, everybody laughs and then you ruin the moment by starting to argue that the "statements" in the joke are inaccurate (captain obvious much? It's a fucking joke) and then go on defending the obvious by giving examples from your treacly personal life. That's why people insult and make fun of you, not because you're in love with your girlfriend or whatever.
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#79 - zytherman (09/22/2013) [-]
So, you're in love, you've had a girlfriend for 3 years AND have cancer. at least 1 thing is bullshit
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#81 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
Had cancer.
I really have no reason to lie
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#82 - zytherman (09/22/2013) [-]
this is the internet, there is always reason to lie.

Anyway, im off to watch over England, I am the queen ofcourse.
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#83 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
Its not my problem if you dont wanna beleive me, my life has really turned around over the past few years.
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#73 - acidreign (09/22/2013) [-]
the problem is that you're doing it on the internet. have a good day sir
#49 - You have a very good memory  [+] (4 replies) 09/22/2013 on I dont even... -3
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#65 - neokun (09/22/2013) [-]
So did you really survive cancer or what?
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#68 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
Yes I did, I was diagnosed with stage II hodgekins lymphoma in january 2012, I was cleared of it about 8 months later
#69 - neokun (09/22/2013) [-]
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#51 - miscarriage (09/22/2013) [-]
It's not something easily forgettable
#15 - Which is also not true, razor scooters cant get "sick air…  [+] (1 reply) 09/22/2013 on I dont even... -15
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#16 - emslajv (09/22/2013) [-]
It's not just "sick air" its the "sickest air".
#7 - "Feel ****** afterwards" That's not a fair statement…  [+] (44 replies) 09/22/2013 on I dont even... -34
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#138 - colonelvanillahawk (09/23/2013) [-]
I don't understand the hostility to your comment.
#124 - hoskins (09/23/2013) [-]
Why the hell did you get thumbed down?
#112 - violetmistress (09/22/2013) [-]
Though I agree with you completely, I find your comment to be quite unneeded.
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#130 - commentking (09/23/2013) [-]
I tend to run my mouth even when I dont mean
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#158 - violetmistress (09/23/2013) [-]
S'alright.
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#126 - majormoron (09/23/2013) [-]
That is really the perfect way to put it.
#105 - merasmus (09/22/2013) [-]
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#93 - levelninetynine (09/22/2013) [-]
The turmoil in my relationship makes me reevaluate the reasons why I haven't hung myself yet.
#64 - arthurfj (09/22/2013) [-]
For someone who has such a nice colour of text you sure do talk like a faggot.
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#66 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
I'm a faggot because I'm in love with my girl of 3 years?
#125 - articulate (09/23/2013) [-]
Isn't 3 a little young?
#70 - arthurfj (09/22/2013) [-]
No, I'm not calling you a faggot because I think you're gay, I'm calling you a faggot because you're acting like a faggot.

They clearly explained that they feel shitty because they could've been getting the sickest air of their life. And also, you come across as someone who thinks they're better than everyone. You're not the only one on this site that has had sex, and it's no reason to feel better than anyone.
#76 - nicoquitemad (09/22/2013) [-]
> acting like a bundle of sticks
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#71 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
You're putting words in my mouth.
#91 - jockothecrock (09/22/2013) [-]
please stop. nobody wants to put anything in your mouth



hue hue hue
#72 - arthurfj (09/22/2013) [-]
Well that's not true because I didn't quote you on anything. I said you come across as ….

Nobody wants to hear about your advice on sex, nobody cares about the fact that you have a girlfriend, and nobody cares that you have sex with said girl.
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#74 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
With all the attention Im getting it seems like plenty of people care
#77 - arthurfj (09/22/2013) [-]
If by attention you mean the red thumbs, they thumb because they don't care and don't want to see that shit. And nobody has asked about your girl or sex experiences. Please stop replying to me.
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#78 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
To be fair, you started the argument. You didnt have to comment in the first place.
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#139 - hokeymon (09/23/2013) [-]
Can you like shut up? Thanks
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#67 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
The girl who stuck with me even when I got cancer? That's how I got that nice colour text. I'm just voicing my opinion I dont see the big deal
#127 - articulate (09/23/2013) [-]
You got coloured text because you had cancer? That's a stupid reason.
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#131 - commentking (09/23/2013) [-]
Well no, admin found out and gave it to me, I never asked for it.
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#152 - greenstrongworld (09/23/2013) [-]
Lies. admin would never do that.
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#102 - msypsylon (09/22/2013) [-]
You really don't see what's the problem here? Imagine this in real life. Someone makes the joke in OP's post, everybody laughs and then you ruin the moment by starting to argue that the "statements" in the joke are inaccurate (captain obvious much? It's a fucking joke) and then go on defending the obvious by giving examples from your treacly personal life. That's why people insult and make fun of you, not because you're in love with your girlfriend or whatever.
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#79 - zytherman (09/22/2013) [-]
So, you're in love, you've had a girlfriend for 3 years AND have cancer. at least 1 thing is bullshit
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#81 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
Had cancer.
I really have no reason to lie
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#82 - zytherman (09/22/2013) [-]
this is the internet, there is always reason to lie.

Anyway, im off to watch over England, I am the queen ofcourse.
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#83 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
Its not my problem if you dont wanna beleive me, my life has really turned around over the past few years.
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#73 - acidreign (09/22/2013) [-]
the problem is that you're doing it on the internet. have a good day sir
#39 - jacoban (09/22/2013) [-]
sorry sir but how can I get this amazing color?
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#41 - miscarriage (09/22/2013) [-]
You survive cancer
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#49 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
You have a very good memory
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#65 - neokun (09/22/2013) [-]
So did you really survive cancer or what?
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#68 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
Yes I did, I was diagnosed with stage II hodgekins lymphoma in january 2012, I was cleared of it about 8 months later
#69 - neokun (09/22/2013) [-]
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#51 - miscarriage (09/22/2013) [-]
It's not something easily forgettable
#43 - jacoban (09/22/2013) [-]
yes that sounds fun but I WANT THAT GREEN. IT'S MY DREAM.
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#26 - combuf (09/22/2013) [-]
Your comment has captivated my attention as my sphincter is self lubricating for future sodomy.
#24 - jeezloxxy (09/22/2013) [-]
Well you must be fun at parties.
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#80 - thegreentext (09/22/2013) [-]
looks like no one wants to get a load of this guy's anything
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#13 - uzbekistan (09/22/2013) [-]
Did you read the rest? Specifically the part where someone asks "Why do you think you feel shitty after sex?" To which he responds "Because I could have been getting the sickest air of my life"
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#15 - commentking (09/22/2013) [-]
Which is also not true, razor scooters cant get "sick air" unless youve been riding one your whole life and know how to put it to work.
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#16 - emslajv (09/22/2013) [-]
It's not just "sick air" its the "sickest air".
#91 - wickkles is my lover  [+] (1 reply) 09/21/2013 on True music - can repeat itself 0
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#95 - wickkles (09/22/2013) [-]
<33
#46 - I like your greentext  [+] (4 replies) 09/21/2013 on True music - can repeat itself 0
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#86 - girguy (09/21/2013) [-]
I used to be lawngreen like you, then I wickkles'd and changed to #00FF00
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#91 - commentking (09/21/2013) [-]
wickkles is my lover
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#95 - wickkles (09/22/2013) [-]
<33
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#51 - theawesomeguy (09/21/2013) [-]
I like my white text
#240 - Picture 09/17/2013 on commentking's profile 0
#33 - I cant kill one titan in that game  [+] (7 replies) 09/14/2013 on i have a mighty need! +2
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#69 - killerliquid (09/14/2013) [-]
casual

I beat both levels.
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#43 - tubeoflube (09/14/2013) [-]
get about 100 distance away from a larger titan, use e/q on the neck hold shift and then click at the right moment.
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#75 - thundagawd (09/14/2013) [-]
Depends on the subbing group. Some of them call them Abnormals, some call them Aberrants. In the manga I believe they were called Deviants, it's different depending on who does the translation.
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#82 - karvarausku (09/14/2013) [-]
we just call them "fast retards" with my friends...
#90 - thundagawd (09/14/2013) [-]
It's funny because that's pretty much what they look like.
#64 - baconrainbow (09/14/2013) [-]
abhorrents