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#102 - I understand that it is sad, but in what state is the little g… 10/29/2014 on Three Musketeers 0
#160505 - Miami to wisconsin on a college student salary. I will sell plasma 10/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#32 - Hope there meals don't...spoil 10/29/2014 on Spoiler Alert 0
#160485 - Hm totally understandable. Idk man, i don't like asking for ad…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #160504 - paintskillz (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah man that's why the best I think you can get with this is video chatting and maybe surprise her by visiting her some weekend
User avatar #160505 - comandante (10/29/2014) [-]
Miami to wisconsin on a college student salary. I will sell plasma
#160451 - She was in a long term for two years before us, it was her bf …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #160453 - paintskillz (10/28/2014) [-]
that's pretty homo, jk my ex liked writing letters and shit like that too. I broke up with her after I went to college because we grew apart. I'm not they type of guy that likes talking on the phone/texting/writing letters, I'd much rather see someone face to face.
How weird would it be if you're now dating my ex gf? hahahahahaha It wasnt two years ago though but otherwise your story checks out
User avatar #160485 - comandante (10/28/2014) [-]
Hm totally understandable. Idk man, i don't like asking for advice because the first thing i hear is "it won't work out man". And i don't blame people, they speak from experience. It is important to see them face-to-face.
User avatar #160504 - paintskillz (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah man that's why the best I think you can get with this is video chatting and maybe surprise her by visiting her some weekend
User avatar #160505 - comandante (10/29/2014) [-]
Miami to wisconsin on a college student salary. I will sell plasma
#160447 - Need some advice on long distance relationships. What are some…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #160490 - hauntzor (10/29/2014) [-]
Kansas/Canada relationship here

Mailing each other stuff is pretty fun, be it candy, clothes or drawings or even sex stuff.
User avatar #160449 - paintskillz (10/28/2014) [-]
The best you could do is facetime or skype so you can actually see each other but thats probably the best you're going to get.
User avatar #160451 - comandante (10/28/2014) [-]
She was in a long term for two years before us, it was her bf that couldn't last. I know i could handle it, no question. Inb4 thats pretty homo, we are thinking of writing letters to each other, but never discussing what we wrote, almost like its own little world.
User avatar #160453 - paintskillz (10/28/2014) [-]
that's pretty homo, jk my ex liked writing letters and shit like that too. I broke up with her after I went to college because we grew apart. I'm not they type of guy that likes talking on the phone/texting/writing letters, I'd much rather see someone face to face.
How weird would it be if you're now dating my ex gf? hahahahahaha It wasnt two years ago though but otherwise your story checks out
User avatar #160485 - comandante (10/28/2014) [-]
Hm totally understandable. Idk man, i don't like asking for advice because the first thing i hear is "it won't work out man". And i don't blame people, they speak from experience. It is important to see them face-to-face.
User avatar #160504 - paintskillz (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah man that's why the best I think you can get with this is video chatting and maybe surprise her by visiting her some weekend
User avatar #160505 - comandante (10/29/2014) [-]
Miami to wisconsin on a college student salary. I will sell plasma
#15 - >no comments about the fire-fighter God damn, i wish i … 10/25/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#159756 - Me too man. I know me saying this is like two blind men giving… 10/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#159718 - NOOOO!!! Don't make the same mistake i did. My post a while ba…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #159736 - ScottP (10/24/2014) [-]
I'm trying. I just always freeze up for some reason. And I kept going over what I would say in my head, but I never said it
User avatar #159756 - comandante (10/24/2014) [-]
Me too man. I know me saying this is like two blind men giving each other directions, but let me tell you man. my life is full, I MEAN FULL, of those types of regrets and moments. For the most part, when i told that girl that, yeah i didn't ask for her number, but fuck, i told her some dirty shit, shit i should get slapped for. I am a 5/10, at best. If someone is an asshole towards you, as long as you weren't being cringy, annoying, they will be nice, even if they reject your advances.
#159717 - never had any of your problems, but i remember a point where i… 10/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0

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