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#175468 - Guys i need some advice. My girlfriend lives in Wisconsin, me …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #175499 - hirollin (02/21/2015) [-]
Theres probably a good wikihow page on what to do to get totally prepared. There are a lot of detailed instructions on how to make flying easier. Really, the worst part is gettin to the plane. If you don't know what to do, ask an employee. That's what they're there for.
User avatar #175489 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/21/2015) [-]
write down the flights and buses you need to take and when you need to be there. Get there an hour early just to be on the safe side. When in an airport always find your gate first then explore to use the bathroom/get food ect.
User avatar #175473 - fappening (02/21/2015) [-]
dude, go get that poon man, wtf are you doing sitting here posting

have you not learnt from all the god damn "bae: my parents are not home" posts?!?!
#175471 - advice (02/21/2015) [-]

another floridian to add to the list fuck yeah.

I would say to fully, 100% get your itinerary figured out, time and place for everything.
flying is fun, dress warm, go slam dunk it!
#64 - As far as lasting goes, hell the **** yes, 8 year… 02/20/2015 on My body is ready 0
#119 - It should represent the wavelength of black, which is no light, so N/A 02/14/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #32 +3
#8 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #32 +192
#76 - dudeabcd (02/13/2015) [-]
best one i've seen!
User avatar #66 - straightbusta (02/13/2015) [-]
This one I really don't get
User avatar #73 - cubicalpayload (02/13/2015) [-]
It's the wavelength of green and then nothing (white) then red. Italian flag.
User avatar #83 - gitanisme (02/13/2015) [-]
the wavelength of white isn't nothing though
it should be 400 - 750
User avatar #119 - comandante (02/14/2015) [-]
It should represent the wavelength of black, which is no light, so N/A
User avatar #118 - cubicalpayload (02/14/2015) [-]
But he didn't know that.
User avatar #74 - straightbusta (02/13/2015) [-]
THAT'S FUCKING mildly smart.
#42 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #31 +233
#102 - gitanisme (02/12/2015) [-]

Nice job.
User avatar #74 - misterfrog (02/12/2015) [-]
could you explain it to a dumbass like me?
#80 - unthemedaccount (02/12/2015) [-]
I think it's the wavelength of the respective colours.
i.e. green light has a wavelength of 495-570nm, and red has 620-750nm
User avatar #92 - misterfrog (02/12/2015) [-]
damn that's some next level meme'ing
User avatar #55 - leprechaunne (02/12/2015) [-]
Dude this is one of the most clever I've seen

Well meme'd
#103 - what are you going over in calculus?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on Every fucking day 0
User avatar #117 - morphodite (02/12/2015) [-]
We just finished learning how to evaluate limits, and we're starting derivatives. I failed with identifying points of continuity.
#58 - Picture 02/11/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #30 +5
#48 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #29 0
#62 - testaburger (02/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #49 - arcticvenom (02/10/2015) [-]
hue hue hue, laughter and spoilers
#69 - Dynamics HW. Hard as **** 02/07/2015 on Friday night? What are you... 0
#5 - Marriage is what you make it you goofball. God damn, I have 5 …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Gold digger destroyed +2
User avatar #7 - lordfroz (02/02/2015) [-]
ok goofball. We all have our own opinions. People tend to get jealous when their GF starts liking other guys. It is natural. We were not made to have just one partner. Talking about this "loyalty" thing. No human being is a possession to another. Everyone should have their own free will. If someones GF decides she wants to date and experience other guys than let her be rather than calling her a "slut". People are trying to restrict others by making their significant others to be "loyal". Love is wanting the one you love to be happy. And Jealousy is the opposite of that. Marriage just encourages this medieval mindset of "loyalty".
User avatar #20 - loonquawl (02/02/2015) [-]
If you want to fuck other people, don't get married. Easy.
I never had the slightest interest in marriage till I finally met the right person.
#10 - anonexplains (02/02/2015) [-]
There is few greater expressions of love then to willingly sign away your "freedom". Marriage is for when two people find the one person they want to spend the rest of their lives with, because noone else will make them happier in the long run. They invest themselves into a relationship with someone they desire to live out their days with, and who they believe is also ready to do the same. Sure a hooker can give you some sweet booty that your wife may not possess, but people who are genuinely in love and are married, there is also a major trust factor going on. They share assets (usually), and also there is the large issue of spreading STDs to your partner. The benefits of marriage far exceed the losses. Now, this applies to couples who are deeply inlove and are in it for the long haul. A great many people fail to see the true nature of marriage, or marry for the wrong reasons, or marry someone they've fooled themselves into believing they love absolutely (booty game cn b too stronk, and this is what leads to divorce. You can disagree with it, but believing it should be completely done away with is misguided, and the unforeseen impacts of it's removal could be far different then how you imagine it.

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