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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:8/04/2015
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    The day the spiders won The day the spiders won
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    Masturbating in Class Masturbating in Class
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    Fanart I did Fanart I did
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    Dog Dog

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#247 - Add me, please. 07/26/2015 on Comp of the gods +1
#28 - Neat. 07/25/2015 on Neat +18
#343 - **colouroutofspace used "*roll picture*"** **colouroutofspa… 06/27/2015 on This is your new husband +1
#10 - Thanks. She's lumpy even in person, but I can see how I goof'd… 05/26/2015 on Dog 0
#5 - Thanks. It's based off a nonsensical nightmare I had, so I'm g…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Dog +1
#6 - auradan (05/25/2015) [-]
I once had the weirdest dream... I remember it, because it was really fucked up...
It's all about time travel,
I woke up from my bed and went to the bathroom to wash my face...
I have a small mirror on the side of my bed, but I had no reflection...
Then I heard my parents arguing...
I remembered what it was, they were going to divorce.
A child (me) was seeing the conversation happen, the door was ajar so he(my child self) peeked...
Then, I rushed out of my bedroom and shouted to them,
"WHY THE HECK DID YOU NOT NOTICED ME! I WAS RIGHT THERE. LISTENING TO THE WHOLE CONVERSATION"
#7 - auradan (05/25/2015) [-]
The child me, shut the door as soon as I had shouted.
My dad said to my mother,
"Who the heck is this?! Is this the person you've been cheating with?!!!",
My mother said "no...I don't actually know who he is and, how he got in here."
"Don't lie, to me! I know you have another man!"
"but this isn't him!", my mother took her phone and shown a picture...
They both looked at me, and then I woke up.
#8 - auradan (05/25/2015) [-]
And you are probably wondering, "where is the time traveling?",
Actually had a dream inside another dream... For truth this is some fucked up shit. ,
I woke up, but I was in a white space...
Then out of nothingness, my child self was standing right in front of me.
"You won't be able to escape, until you understand.",
"Understand what",I asked,
"You'll understand it later...",
I woke up but, I was in my child form...
I saw it all again...the argument...
but instead I saw myself (future self) rushed from the bedroom and shouted the same thing...
I came out instead remember that the child earlier slammed the door when I came in ..and said,
"I've been trying so hard to take revenge on them, I know they left me, but I shouldn't take it out all my frustration to the past, I should confront them in reality, the future"
...sounds like a bullshit dream story, but I woken up and searched for my parents. I found my mother with the asshole, who now has 4 children. My step siblings I guess.
As for my father, he married to another, and now have 2 children, a twin...
but now I've worked everything out...
So I'll never forget this weird dream...
but still I hate my mother.
#3 - And another part! Or an updated part, at least. 05/25/2015 on Dog +1
#2 - Here's the roughest of rough drafts for another thing I starte…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Dog +1
#4 - auradan (05/25/2015) [-]
It lacks plot, but I guess it's a start of an adventure.
and it looks nice, in a way.
anyhow, good luck and continue posting.
User avatar #5 - colouroutofspace (05/25/2015) [-]
Thanks. It's based off a nonsensical nightmare I had, so I'm gonna have to come up with a plot if I ever wanna finish it. I also need to.draw it bigger, with more detail, and space for dialogue or something.
#6 - auradan (05/25/2015) [-]
I once had the weirdest dream... I remember it, because it was really fucked up...
It's all about time travel,
I woke up from my bed and went to the bathroom to wash my face...
I have a small mirror on the side of my bed, but I had no reflection...
Then I heard my parents arguing...
I remembered what it was, they were going to divorce.
A child (me) was seeing the conversation happen, the door was ajar so he(my child self) peeked...
Then, I rushed out of my bedroom and shouted to them,
"WHY THE HECK DID YOU NOT NOTICED ME! I WAS RIGHT THERE. LISTENING TO THE WHOLE CONVERSATION"
#7 - auradan (05/25/2015) [-]
The child me, shut the door as soon as I had shouted.
My dad said to my mother,
"Who the heck is this?! Is this the person you've been cheating with?!!!",
My mother said "no...I don't actually know who he is and, how he got in here."
"Don't lie, to me! I know you have another man!"
"but this isn't him!", my mother took her phone and shown a picture...
They both looked at me, and then I woke up.
#8 - auradan (05/25/2015) [-]
And you are probably wondering, "where is the time traveling?",
Actually had a dream inside another dream... For truth this is some fucked up shit. ,
I woke up, but I was in a white space...
Then out of nothingness, my child self was standing right in front of me.
"You won't be able to escape, until you understand.",
"Understand what",I asked,
"You'll understand it later...",
I woke up but, I was in my child form...
I saw it all again...the argument...
but instead I saw myself (future self) rushed from the bedroom and shouted the same thing...
I came out instead remember that the child earlier slammed the door when I came in ..and said,
"I've been trying so hard to take revenge on them, I know they left me, but I shouldn't take it out all my frustration to the past, I should confront them in reality, the future"
...sounds like a bullshit dream story, but I woken up and searched for my parents. I found my mother with the asshole, who now has 4 children. My step siblings I guess.
As for my father, he married to another, and now have 2 children, a twin...
but now I've worked everything out...
So I'll never forget this weird dream...
but still I hate my mother.
#9 - Neat. I'm going to have to look into not being such a boring p… 05/25/2015 on Bertstrips Channel Open! 0
#7 - Does this mean we'll get more comps?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Bertstrips Channel Open! +1
User avatar #8 - skyrimdovah (05/25/2015) [-]
Not really, you'll get the usually one a day... but there'll be a monthly favorites list

I'm really hoping other users make their own images and post them in the channel.
User avatar #9 - colouroutofspace (05/25/2015) [-]
Neat. I'm going to have to look into not being such a boring piece of shit, so I can contribute.
#28 - I come with sauce. Have fun.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Spody. +5
User avatar #107 - magicka (05/20/2015) [-]
You beautiful bastard

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User avatar #10 - amata (02/05/2015) [-]
Hey, random person who thumbed my comment, just letting you know that your username is one of my favorite short stories! And thanks!
User avatar #11 to #10 - colouroutofspace (02/05/2015) [-]
Good writers deserve thumbs. And I'm with you on how great lovecraft's story was.
#12 to #11 - amata (02/05/2015) [-]
People think I'm a good writer?
that's really awesome
a little surprising, but awesome
and yeah, Lovecraft is one hell of an author. All of his stories make me feel like I'm in the shoes of a person struggling to use their knowledge of the world to grasp concepts and events far beyond anything we could possibly understand. He never illustrates the monsters or things like the "colour out of space" as just magic, but rather incredibly ancient and alien phenomena. Leaves me with that cool existential "we're just a small blip in the history of a massive universe" feeling that I don't get from other horror writers.
User avatar #13 to #12 - colouroutofspace (02/05/2015) [-]
You should check out a little novella called "The Great God Pan." I think it helped inspire Lovecraft, along with "The King In Yellow."
en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Great_God_Pan
User avatar #14 to #13 - amata (02/05/2015) [-]
Will do. Thank god for things like Public domain and project gutenberg.
User avatar #7 - gugek (06/13/2014) [-]
hey! have a great morning and a fantastic day tomorrow
User avatar #8 to #7 - colouroutofspace (06/13/2014) [-]
Thank you! I hope you have a great morning and fantastic day too.
User avatar #2 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
hi, its not letting me get to the other comment

I'm just thinking that your eyes look ridiculously blue
#3 to #2 - colouroutofspace (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have some really blue eyes. A lot of times in person people will comment on them, and ask if I'm wearing contacts. I think it's mostly the way they catch the light.
User avatar #4 to #3 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
they're very nice
User avatar #5 to #4 - colouroutofspace (06/13/2014) [-]
Thanks. There's a real downside to them, though - photosensitivity is a bitch, and I'm too stubborn/hate the feeling of glasses to wear sunglasses. Or glasses.
User avatar #6 to #5 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
yeah, I know what you mean
User avatar #1 - funkychukie (09/17/2011) [-]
**funkychukie rolled user iwasfrozentoday **
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Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive.
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