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#12 - **collegedood rolled image ** Jerk off with a noose aro…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide +1
User avatar #31 - collegedood (07/28/2014) [-]
phoenixacual, some basic questions:
1) gender, age, weight
2) round about geographical location (as broad as you want)
3) triggers that make you feel depressed
4) relationship history
5) drug use
6) reasons for not keeping a job over 6 months
#35 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, and I'm autistic, so emotional baggage kind of sticks around pretty heavilly
#34 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
I don't even know why I'm answering, but
f, 6', 230
northeast US
Lost my job at the beginning of the month, partner dumped me, guilt from past mistakes invades everyday thought, One of my exes turned all my closest friends against me, and my family thinks I'm fucking retarded
Everybody dumps me without explanation, apparently I'm too needy for people to be in a relationship with
just weed, helps with depression at times, but not suicidal thoughts
Last one fired me because the manager has a grudge against everybody on my shift, and she made up bullshit to get rid of me. Job before that fired me for past mistakes, before that, for being transgender.
User avatar #48 - collegedood (07/28/2014) [-]
Ok, I was making the assumption you were male before so I am glad I asked.

First off I agree with charagrin on the pro choice thing. If your life is as bad as you feel it is then do what your heart desires. Don't look for the most painless way either because you have to feel what you are doing in case you want to back out at the last minute.

If you are completely for this without a single doubt in your mind then don't fail because then everyone starts looking at you weird and it goes on your medical record.

Now if you decide to not do it then I would suggest start working out, like walking or biking or swimming or something just to get the blood flowing. This will make you lose weight and gain muscle which will in turn give you more self confidence. Instead of moping in your room in the dark find a hobby. I am a computer programmer and so if I have 3 hours of free time I use it to work and expand my knowledge, another one of my friends loves to sew and makes really cool original clothing for herself. Don't get an entry level job because you will get stepped on and you will not get out of the rut you are in. Finally you need to be more selfish and self sufficient because if more than a few people saw you are needy then you are relying on them to make you happy when you need to be happy with yourself.

But again I'm pro choice, so preform seppuku if your heart so desires.
User avatar #32 - collegedood (07/28/2014) [-]
phoenixactual
spelled your name wrong
#9 - **collegedood rolled image ** it is an analogy The …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Inspirational to me +7
#12 - lordofgames (07/27/2014) [-]
I salute you, sir!
#10 - **collegedood rolled image ** >"Hey bartender, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Funny Sign +63
#50 - bibbity (07/28/2014) [-]
Why the fuck would I like that, I'm not paying for some random dickhead's whiskey.
#11 - **collegedood rolled image ** if anyone wants to know, …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Circles +2
User avatar #15 - demigodofmadness (07/27/2014) [-]
You spelled, "Black magic" wrong.
#12 - ventriloquist (07/27/2014) [-]
It's pretty clear the outside circle has a diameter twice that of the inside circle
#1 - **collegedood rolled image ** 1) repost 2) I learne…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Confused Jeremy Clarkson +22
#4 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
"not sand" ... fuckin nice
#55 - **collegedood rolled image ** g8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8 c…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Weeaboo Stories: An... +3
User avatar #77 - xxlilxxdz (07/23/2014) [-]
if i were to plainly translate those words...
gate bait mate i rate 8/8

gate bait mate
#13 - **collegedood rolled image ** It is called a paint stic… 07/23/2014 on The Beer Syringe 0
#11 - **collegedood rolled image ** For the fact that you use… 07/23/2014 on No. +1
#26 - **collegedood rolled image ** I didn't check your resou… 07/23/2014 on Never Realized How Big... +1
#52 - **collegedood rolled image ** please reread your storie…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Weeaboo Stories: An... -2
#54 - fingledingles (07/23/2014) [-]
heh nioce rull fgt
#55 - collegedood (07/23/2014) [-]
**collegedood rolled image**
g8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8
cunt nugget.
User avatar #77 - xxlilxxdz (07/23/2014) [-]
if i were to plainly translate those words...
gate bait mate i rate 8/8

gate bait mate
#1800 - **collegedood rolled image ** 22 M Dakotas … 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#54 - **collegedood rolled image ** yeah.... we aren't really…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 45 +2
#70 - disies (07/23/2014) [-]
That roll.
#19 - **collegedood rolled image ** I've fapped to worse 07/23/2014 on Twins 0
#292 - **collegedood rolled comment #1798211 ** : Dood … 07/20/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ 0
#1411 - **collegedood rolled image ** my parents raised me not … 07/20/2014 on feels part 9000 +1
#130 - they are there for you. 60 rows * 24 columns = 1440 number… 07/19/2014 on Every single time..... 0
#55 - **collegedood rolled image ** Have you ever owned a kit… 07/13/2014 on So There Really Is An Off... 0
#51 - **collegedood rolled image ** actually you would need t… 07/12/2014 on (untitled) +2
#30 - ok then, tell me which one happened in 1999 because using wiki…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on That too in a single night.. 0
User avatar #32 - devilbreth (07/11/2014) [-]
or an international friendly
User avatar #31 - devilbreth (07/11/2014) [-]
qualifiers, if youre interested in the exact match, google the scoreline, youll find that it probably happened
#26 - **collegedood rolled image ** The world cup is an event…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2014 on That too in a single night.. -2
User avatar #29 - devilbreth (07/11/2014) [-]
the euro is every four years, so that and the world cup take place 2 years after each other
#46 - anon (07/11/2014) [-]
Brazil in European Cup? Really?
User avatar #30 - collegedood (07/11/2014) [-]
ok then, tell me which one happened in 1999 because using wikipedia, all of these competitions are on even years.
User avatar #32 - devilbreth (07/11/2014) [-]
or an international friendly
User avatar #31 - devilbreth (07/11/2014) [-]
qualifiers, if youre interested in the exact match, google the scoreline, youll find that it probably happened
#265 - **collegedood rolled image ** kill yourself you eit… 07/11/2014 on The difference between... +6
#11 - **collegedood rolled image ** This is the funniest thin… 07/09/2014 on They've gone too far 0
#114 - **collegedood rolled image ** victory! I saw it before … 07/09/2014 on I hope nobody wants to... 0
#168 - you are thinking of yuri. yaoi is gay anime porn  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on MFW friend introduces me to... +1
#169 - ohpee (07/09/2014) [-]
Well then. My bad.
#163 - **collegedood rolled image ** you know how men like hen…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on MFW friend introduces me to... +3
User avatar #167 - ohpee (07/09/2014) [-]
Wut, I've only seen one Yaoi OAV and I enjoyed it, what's wrong with lezb porn bruh.
User avatar #168 - collegedood (07/09/2014) [-]
you are thinking of yuri. yaoi is gay anime porn
#169 - ohpee (07/09/2014) [-]
Well then. My bad.
#164 - joekerr (07/09/2014) [-]
Hmm. So me liking lesbian porn is the equivalent of chicks and fags liking yaoi ... I get it. Thx.

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#4 - kanatana (04/14/2014) [-]
Coral Blue #5.
User avatar #1 - kissestotheworld (01/11/2014) [-]
you just lost your comment virginity
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