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colinmartin

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Date Signed Up:4/21/2012
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#22 - I dun goof'd. I only skimmed your comment and missed the last …  [+] (4 replies) 09/09/2016 on colinmartin's profile 0
#23 - vladi (09/09/2016) [-]
It is to late, your words have done more damage than any grenade launching device ever could. And if you've ever played gta 5, you should fucking know that a grenade launcher does a fuckton of damage. I mean, if you shoot it directly at or in the vicinity of the people. Yeah that kills them good. Don't shoot too far though or they'll run and then you'll get like 2 wanted stars. Yes that's how I'm feeilng right now. As if I'm having about 4 wanted stars. And you just know that shit is too much to out drive or hide from, what with the helicopter and all that shit.

Main point I'm trying to make here is that today I've played some gta and I had some fun doing so. Happy know mr I-want-to-know-it-all?
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#24 - colinmartin (09/09/2016) [-]
It's a good thing it's only 4 stars. I was worried I might be in some trouble. And Yes. Yes I am.
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#25 - vladi (09/09/2016) [-]
It's 4,5 now cuz I saw a little spider on my wall.
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#26 - colinmartin (09/09/2016) [-]
Oh shit
#6 - Huh...  [+] (1 reply) 09/09/2016 on Dugtrio 0
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#7 - undeaddog (09/09/2016) [-]
It suprises the magnemites as well.
#4 - Wait, really? I've never played the Mystery Dungeon games…  [+] (3 replies) 09/09/2016 on Dugtrio 0
#6 - colinmartin (09/09/2016) [-]
Huh...
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#7 - undeaddog (09/09/2016) [-]
It suprises the magnemites as well.
#8 - I mean, I guess it's alright. I think it needs a bit of polish…  [+] (3 replies) 09/09/2016 on Look on my works, ye mighty 0
#9 - vladi (09/09/2016) [-]
I'm freaking trying over here. I'm just one man, you can't expect me to be funny all the damn time. I have feelings too you know. And what do you do? You just trample all over them. Is that what you like to do? Am I just "alright" to you? JUST alright? You know, this hurts me, yes it does. Deep down inside, in a little place I like to call me heart, that's where you struck me, deep down inside, you know that? See I don't actually have the courage to try and be funny on the internet, to express myself in a funny way. Today was the day dude, today was the fucking day. The day I was going to make a funny comment, so I gather all my courage, and I took at least 2 hours to come up with a (for my norms) funny comment, in the hopes it will create a smile on someone's face. But no, of course not, like all things in my life, it couldn't be. Someone just HAD to ruin it all. It's just sad. I feel sad. I feel sad again. I need my therapist, it's just getting to hard these days. I think even he can't fix it now, maybe it's time to end it all, everything I do is going to be just "alright" or "not an actual joke". This will be the end, the pain will end. At least I hope so. Making jokes on the internet was the one thing I had going for me. It's just... no, I've seen the light, and clearly it shows my time here is over. I'm not hoping to go to a better, just a place without the pain and the insults. That would be paradise. For me. And you know wh... oh the content? Haha yeah you're totally right that was a shitty joke, could be way better.
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#11 - talldumbdork (09/10/2016) [-]
Applause Vladi. What a speech, what a delivery.
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#10 - colinmartin (09/09/2016) [-]
Come on now, vladi. I was talking about the content, not your comment.
#3 - It's a shame that it's such a tiny picture. I'm sure there was…  [+] (5 replies) 09/09/2016 on Look on my works, ye mighty +63
#7 - vladi (09/09/2016) [-]
Oh I see you can stack lots of PS4's to make pyramid. Nice joke haha I'm literally lmao'ing right now. On the floor.
#8 - colinmartin (09/09/2016) [-]
I mean, I guess it's alright. I think it needs a bit of polishing though... And maybe an actual joke or something, but who am I to judge..
#9 - vladi (09/09/2016) [-]
I'm freaking trying over here. I'm just one man, you can't expect me to be funny all the damn time. I have feelings too you know. And what do you do? You just trample all over them. Is that what you like to do? Am I just "alright" to you? JUST alright? You know, this hurts me, yes it does. Deep down inside, in a little place I like to call me heart, that's where you struck me, deep down inside, you know that? See I don't actually have the courage to try and be funny on the internet, to express myself in a funny way. Today was the day dude, today was the fucking day. The day I was going to make a funny comment, so I gather all my courage, and I took at least 2 hours to come up with a (for my norms) funny comment, in the hopes it will create a smile on someone's face. But no, of course not, like all things in my life, it couldn't be. Someone just HAD to ruin it all. It's just sad. I feel sad. I feel sad again. I need my therapist, it's just getting to hard these days. I think even he can't fix it now, maybe it's time to end it all, everything I do is going to be just "alright" or "not an actual joke". This will be the end, the pain will end. At least I hope so. Making jokes on the internet was the one thing I had going for me. It's just... no, I've seen the light, and clearly it shows my time here is over. I'm not hoping to go to a better, just a place without the pain and the insults. That would be paradise. For me. And you know wh... oh the content? Haha yeah you're totally right that was a shitty joke, could be way better.
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#11 - talldumbdork (09/10/2016) [-]
Applause Vladi. What a speech, what a delivery.
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#10 - colinmartin (09/09/2016) [-]
Come on now, vladi. I was talking about the content, not your comment.
#2 - What if the 'rocks' that are around Diglett and Dugtrio when t…  [+] (6 replies) 09/09/2016 on Dugtrio +9
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#8 - baitandtackle (09/10/2016) [-]
that's a statue
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#3 - undeaddog (09/09/2016) [-]
They have feet, not "feet" as stated in pokemon mystery dungeon.
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#4 - colinmartin (09/09/2016) [-]
Wait, really? I've never played the Mystery Dungeon games, so I had no idea
#6 - colinmartin (09/09/2016) [-]
Huh...
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#7 - undeaddog (09/09/2016) [-]
It suprises the magnemites as well.
#2 - You know what else is a hard metal? Probably whatever was…  [+] (13 replies) 09/09/2016 on Onion is the hardest metal +1
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#12 - goodhomer (09/10/2016) [-]
It's a stress break caused by imperfections during the heating process. It was too hot when it was made.
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#9 - sonowraevius (09/10/2016) [-]
Most Kitchen Aid stuff is fairly overpriced and low in the quality department.

Their knives breaking is somewhat of a common complaint.
#7 - anon (09/09/2016) [-]
You know what else is a hard metal? My penis.
#14 - olizandri (09/10/2016) [-]
this just in, anon is the first man in the world to have a fully functioning cyborg penis
word on the street is it's lined with led lights to impress the guys
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#8 - colinmartin (09/09/2016) [-]
Oh, cool
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#6 - colinmartin (09/09/2016) [-]
4 and 5, the edge looks a bit smooth to have been snapped In my opinion, anyway , but I don't really know anything about removing knife blades, so I'll take your word(s) for it.
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#5 - sinery (09/09/2016) [-]
That knife was not cut.
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#4 - grimfuck (09/09/2016) [-]
probably snapped due to repeated improper use
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#3 - hellschwarz (09/09/2016) [-]
afaik Diamonds is the hardest metal. But 1g of Diamonds weighs like 15g
#15 - olizandri (09/10/2016) [-]
#10 - arandomjunker (09/10/2016) [-]
I don't have anything witty to add, just this semi related greentext
#16 - hellschwarz (09/10/2016) [-]
#235 - Why is this a thing? And why is he shooting it at a group of trees?  [+] (31 replies) 09/09/2016 on Anti nope gauge +4
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#246 - zipov (09/13/2016) [-]
You are asking why Americans destroy things for fun?

Because they're Americans.
#247 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
*Some Americans. We're not all destructive idiots.
#272 - flnonymousseven (09/13/2016) [-]
Good point, some of us are cucks
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#273 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
Yeah, I would have to imagine that some people are.
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#268 - redbannerman (09/13/2016) [-]
No true American.

You must be a commie spy.
#269 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
You can't prove anything if you can't catch me!
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#270 - redbannerman (09/13/2016) [-]
Catch what? Your flaming body parts as your house is blown to bits by (the military industrial complex)?
#271 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
Alright, come on now. There's no need to sap the fun out of things...
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#248 - zipov (09/13/2016) [-]
It just takes a few destructive units from a group to give that group a reputation.

Just look at muslims.
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#249 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
You're not entirely wrong. But just because something has a reputation, doesn't mean that you should accept it at face value. You know what happens when you assume, right? You make an asshole out of yourself.
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#250 - zipov (09/13/2016) [-]
You avoid disappointment and danger?
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#251 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
No. You make an asshole out of yourself, as stated in the spoiler.
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#252 - zipov (09/13/2016) [-]
I'd rather be an asshole who sidesteps a harmless snake than a nice guy who gets bitten by a poisonous one.
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#253 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
Being a nice guy has noting to do with being bitten. That would come down to a lack of common sense, i.e, don't fuck around with a wild snake.
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#254 - zipov (09/13/2016) [-]
So it would be common sense to avoid Muslims and Americans.
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#255 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
That's not at all what I said. The scenario you provided was about sidestepping snakes. People are a different story altogether. You can talk to a person, which can help you gauge their personality and mannerisms.
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#256 - zipov (09/13/2016) [-]
You can talk to animals as well, you just need to use their language. GET THE FUCK DOWN CAT  YUMA NUMA Remix
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#257 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
The moral of the story is: If you're not a completely shallow husk of a human, you can talk to people and realise that you can't accept a generalization like that because it's utter nonsense to assume an entire country can be filled with hundreds of millions of people who are just carbon copies of each other.
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#258 - zipov (09/13/2016) [-]
Whatever, man, stereotypes exist for a reason.
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#259 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
If you're going to begin an argument or discussion on a topic, you can't use the cop out answer of 'Whatever' if it doesn't end how you like. You either finish it with an actual statement that can end it, or you own up to it.
#260 - zipov (09/13/2016) [-]
With experience, you realize prejudice and assumptions are generally true, and work to protect your butt.

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#262 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
With experience, you also realize that they're true about as often as they're untrue.
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#263 - zipov (09/13/2016) [-]
With experience, you alse realize it takes many consecutive successes to survive, but only one failure to die. That means that even if I was 90% wrong in assuming a nigger is trying to kill me, I'd still go with that assumption.
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#264 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
Yes, it takes successes to survive, but you need to have a chance of failure for it to be an actual success. If you always assume something's going to kill or harm you, and you shy away from every little thing, you'd be basically waiting still as life passes around you. It would be a failure at finding a success because you'd never take any chances.
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#266 - zipov (09/13/2016) [-]
I guess what I was trying to say is that the threshold of assumption and prejudice should be corellated to the severity of the potential threat.
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#267 - colinmartin (09/13/2016) [-]
I agree with you on this one.
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#265 - zipov (09/13/2016) [-]
Alright, that isn't absolute, while I'd assume that about niggers, I would not assume that about, uh, dunno. An oddly shaped vegetable. Humans would not have evolved if we didn't try new things and get killed in the process.

The thing is niggers are not a new thing, but a well known danger.

Oddly shaped vegetables could be poisonous.
It would be best to get the slowest, most useless member of the tribe and try it out on him. If he survives, we got another food source!
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#261 - zipov (09/13/2016) [-]
Gosh, I like this post. Ima fave it.
#239 - neoexdeath (09/10/2016) [-]
#Oaklivesmatter
#244 - kexy (09/11/2016) [-]
#pinelivesmatter
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#238 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/10/2016) [-]
I don't know but it's giving me a real fucking stiffy I tell you hwat.