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colegaleener

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:7/28/2009
Location:Sterling MI
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#108 - cycloneclone (08/29/2015) [-]
thnaks for the gmae freind

adn no i dont'; havea veyr strogn gpu

btu i will enjoy; it wheni get a cbetter cumpoter
#109 to #108 - colegaleener (08/29/2015) [-]
seems like you need a new keyboard holy **** lol
#110 to #109 - cycloneclone (08/29/2015) [-]
oh ha oh ha no ha i hjust not veyr goog at enlgish

butt iam getting bettter
#111 to #110 - colegaleener (08/29/2015) [-]
where are you from?
#112 to #111 - cycloneclone (08/29/2015) [-]
oh wel i ha no well i am ha frome tehdomncian repubilcan

but now klive in miamia florida in ameirca buti don;t like it here vyer muhc too hot
#113 to #112 - colegaleener (08/29/2015) [-]
that sucks, I'm from michigan, the state that looks like your hand, but it's hot here, too.

what is your first language?
#114 to #113 - cycloneclone (08/29/2015) [-]
my first language is *********** and you just got bamboozled my friend
#115 to #114 - colegaleener (08/29/2015) [-]
atleast I was nice about your... condition..

i'm afraid it's stage four cancer
#116 to #115 - cycloneclone (08/29/2015) [-]


thanks for the game anyways
#106 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
#107 to #106 - colegaleener (06/21/2014) [-]
muuuh *****.
#103 - existacne (03/05/2014) [-]
Aloha there!
I'm currently drinking chicory (yeah, I used google translate for this) and I was wondering if you ever tasted it.
It's basically a coffee replacer and I haven't tasted it until one of my elder relatives adviced me it.
<pic from google
#104 to #103 - colegaleener (03/06/2014) [-]
Have you been learning Hawaiian? And yes! The stuff is really good. Not bad. One of my favorite drinks, especially in the cold seasons.

In other news, what's up with Putin, man? You guys gonna invade America?
#105 to #104 - existacne (03/06/2014) [-]
You got me confused for a moment with Hawaiian.   
No, I just remembered stalker - clear sky (or Call of Pripyat' may be), there was a vendor from Freedom fraction who would greet the player that way.   
And all this Ukraina stuff looks complicated.   
English-speaking mass media are saying that Big Bad Russia invaded Ukraina and occupied Crimea.   
Meanwhile here all mass media are telling us that Russia didn't invade anyone(technically that's correct), the military base in Crimea was there since USSR breakup(which is actually true) and Crimea has separated from Kiev on its own because they overthrew the legitimate president(and that's looks reasonable too).   
&lt;USA's FW these arguments.
You got me confused for a moment with Hawaiian.
No, I just remembered stalker - clear sky (or Call of Pripyat' may be), there was a vendor from Freedom fraction who would greet the player that way.
And all this Ukraina stuff looks complicated.
English-speaking mass media are saying that Big Bad Russia invaded Ukraina and occupied Crimea.
Meanwhile here all mass media are telling us that Russia didn't invade anyone(technically that's correct), the military base in Crimea was there since USSR breakup(which is actually true) and Crimea has separated from Kiev on its own because they overthrew the legitimate president(and that's looks reasonable too).
<USA's FW these arguments.
#95 - existacne (01/29/2014) [-]
You nickname became so blue it hurts my eyes.   
Congrats on becoming an oldfag, bro.
You nickname became so blue it hurts my eyes.
Congrats on becoming an oldfag, bro.
#96 to #95 - colegaleener (01/29/2014) [-]
Just a couple of years and you might have a name as blue as mine <3
#97 to #96 - existacne (01/29/2014) [-]
Your nickname will most probably become some sparkly animated vibrating gif to that time.
#98 to #97 - colegaleener (01/29/2014) [-]
What have you been doing since we last talked, buddy?
#99 to #98 - existacne (01/30/2014) [-]
I don't remember exactly when we last talked.
I've been playing the **** out of Skyrim last ~two months. And some tf2 from time to time.
#100 to #99 - colegaleener (01/30/2014) [-]
We should play tf2 some time lol

And yeah I been playin a **** load of GTA5
#101 to #100 - existacne (01/31/2014) [-]
Isn't GTA V not on PC yet or something?
Add me on steam, by the way, steamcommunity.com/id/lazy_pervert/
#102 to #101 - colegaleener (01/31/2014) [-]
I don't really have a lot of games. I hardly have any games lol
#94 - colegaleener (01/29/2014) [-]
Berkut Wars
#91 - bababadsheep (08/22/2013) [-]
No.
#92 to #91 - colegaleener (08/22/2013) [-]
No?
#93 to #92 - bababadsheep (08/22/2013) [-]
In response to your Death Note question. Just give up now.
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#81 - existacne (07/02/2013) [-]
2120 South Michigan Avenue -- Rolling Stones (in HD)
Howdy there.
Since you're from Michigan, I found this.
#82 to #81 - colegaleener (07/02/2013) [-]
nice to listen to, after a hard day of work. never be a roofer. i worked on a roof today for 10 hours.
#83 to #82 - existacne (07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've done that type of work once, a while ago, it was very hot and I felt like I'm on a frying pan.
At least it's nice view from there.
#84 to #83 - colegaleener (07/02/2013) [-]
i'll be able to see me sorta-long distance girlfriend for the first time this summer!
#85 to #84 - existacne (07/02/2013) [-]
Godd to hear, didn't know you have a gf. You had a relationship for a long time already?
#86 to #85 - colegaleener (07/03/2013) [-]
yeah, she's adorable. i miss her so much.
are you a loner or a lover yourself?
#87 to #86 - existacne (07/03/2013) [-]
I had a relationship once. Once.
So I'm a loner.
#88 to #87 - colegaleener (07/03/2013) [-]
emphasis on the once, why so?
#89 to #88 - existacne (07/03/2013) [-]
ROLLING STONES SLAVE -HD
Because one girlfriend was more than enough for me, not sure if I want to have relationship again, until it'll be a perfect girl.
#79 - kingrui (06/26/2013) [-]
**kingrui rolled a random comment #69 posted by anonymous at And the Award for smoothest person... ** :
lol shut up fag
#80 to #79 - colegaleener (06/26/2013) [-]
lol
#56 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
Hi there, buddy.
How's your reading going? Have you finished any book? Nice blue shade of username, by the way.
#57 to #56 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
im in the middle of reading the diary of anne frank, it's a good book i guess. i like it because you don't have to read chapters that are 38 pages long. how are you?
#58 to #57 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
I've read like 1/3 of "One Hundred Years of Solitude", but I have no idea what to read after that. I don't really remember reading Anne Frank's diary, but I looked through it like 5-7 years ago, as I remember.
#59 to #58 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
i heard she describes her vagina in great detail in it so i thought i would give it a go. how old are you anyways?
#60 to #59 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
Same as you, why?
#61 to #60 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
im 16 now, i started picking up books when i was 13 maybe
#62 to #61 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
In that case, you have a false info on your profile about your age.
My parents say I learnt to read like in 5-6 years. And yeah, I've read a ******** of books already.
#63 to #62 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
i lied for the porn man
#64 to #63 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
That's fine, I'm about 90 years old on my youtube account.
#65 to #64 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
have you played the first or second Metro?
#66 to #65 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
I played Metro 2033 and read both Metro 2033 and Metro 2034.
You mean to tell me, there is a second Metro 2033 game?
#67 to #66 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
metro: last light, it came out the other day and i think the choices you made in 2033 make a difference in the beginning of last light
#68 to #67 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh, woah. There is a new Metro game.
I'd still prefer new Stalker game, though.
Or at least that Mass effect thing where you can use saved games from previous part of the game for Swkotor.
#69 to #68 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
i know what you're doing this weekend haha
have you been to moscow?
#70 to #69 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm not playing any new games until I will be at my hometown where my computer is.
And I'm not playing any new game until it's at least month after it was released - too many glitches and problems with NoCD.
I've been in Moscow once for like a month in a summer, why?
#71 to #70 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
seems like the only part of russia anybody cares about is moscow
what would the russian government do if north korea were to launch a missile at japan or america or something?
#72 to #71 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
No idea. Invade anything, I guess. It could be very hot in North Korea if America will try to invade in there, since it's close to Russia.
#73 to #72 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
america would turn north korea into a parking lot in a matter of hours i think
#74 to #73 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
I'll agree on that, but I really dunno how Russia will react in that case.
#75 to #74 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
do you ever think about leaving russia to go to, like, england or germany?
#76 to #75 - existacne
(05/18/2013) [-]
I'd like to visit England or USA, but first I need to learn language a little better and find any job I can make good.
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