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colegaleener

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:7/28/2009
Location:Sterling MI
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Comment Ranking:#15731
Highest Content Rank:#855
Highest Comment Rank:#1712
Content Thumbs: 10755 total,  11934 ,  1179
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Content Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 202 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 203 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 269 Comments: Pure Win → Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:417970
Times Content Favorited:523 times
Total Comments Made:4688
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Favorite Tags: OC (2) | please (2) | Pokemon (2)

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#30 - there's one in West Branch, Mi.. only yellow 06/08/2016 on watah 0
#76 - it was the first time for me though haha I **** a brick and my…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2016 on Wife 0
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#77 - cookiecoketwo (06/04/2016) [-]
I should just cry Everytime I see a cop.

And should take that one drug that makes men grow tits.
#74 - in my defense, though, i was overtaking a couple of cars and I…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2016 on Wife +2
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#75 - cookiecoketwo (06/04/2016) [-]
I hate the feeling of seeing a cop light.

It is one of the most "oh no I fucked up" feelings
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#76 - colegaleener (06/04/2016) [-]
it was the first time for me though haha I shit a brick and my wife calmed me down but he might have let us go because there were tears in my eyes.. or it might have been her boobs.
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#77 - cookiecoketwo (06/04/2016) [-]
I should just cry Everytime I see a cop.

And should take that one drug that makes men grow tits.
#63 - yeah, we had weed in the car that we stuffed under the seat. I… 06/03/2016 on Wife +1
#60 - a cop let me go today after driving 28 over the speed limit.. …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/03/2016 on Wife +9
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#143 - chokebee (06/04/2016) [-]
when I was a kid (15), me and my friend got caught by a patrol. We were smoking. They first wanted to take us to our parents and give them a fine, but then one of them pointed at the sky (it was night) and asked if we knew some constellations. I knew some of them, pointed at the Crux, the Big Dipper and Scutum. They took our smokes obviously, and left us with a warning.
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#73 - cookiecoketwo (06/04/2016) [-]
My dad and I got let off with a warning after going 18 Over the speed limit, and the dude didn't wanna ruin memorial day weekend for us.

He was a pretty cool guy.
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#74 - colegaleener (06/04/2016) [-]
in my defense, though, i was overtaking a couple of cars and I misjudged how much room I had, with the state trooper being the first car coming my way. the feeling of seeing the cop turn around for me was sooooo nerve racking
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#75 - cookiecoketwo (06/04/2016) [-]
I hate the feeling of seeing a cop light.

It is one of the most "oh no I fucked up" feelings
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#76 - colegaleener (06/04/2016) [-]
it was the first time for me though haha I shit a brick and my wife calmed me down but he might have let us go because there were tears in my eyes.. or it might have been her boobs.
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#77 - cookiecoketwo (06/04/2016) [-]
I should just cry Everytime I see a cop.

And should take that one drug that makes men grow tits.
#62 - anon (06/03/2016) [-]
A cop took my weed the other day.
He didn't charge me, but he still took my weed so I still kinda hate him.
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#63 - colegaleener (06/03/2016) [-]
yeah, we had weed in the car that we stuffed under the seat. I was so nervous..
#1759 - **colegaleener used "*roll picture*"** **colegaleener rolle… 04/27/2016 on your date unzips her pants 0
#22042 - for what it is, I think the NSX is a beautiful car. it's subtl…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2016 on /cars/ +3
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#22049 - fukkentyranitar (03/11/2016) [-]
I'd buy it as a daily and have a built 2nd gen as a weekend track monster.
#22048 - jorgethemaster (03/11/2016) [-]
Saw one at the autoshow this year, it's a stunning car
#2 - here's the sause  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2016 on that robot just does not... +1
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#4 - fatminion (02/24/2016) [-]
we are so fucking close to star-wars(tm) technology it's insane. We actually had it since the '90s, but it got small enough and fast enough and there have been some great improvements to AI since then. Still exciting though.
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#3 - necrova (02/24/2016) [-]
I know de_sauce, I was just complaining that the gif didn't capture how it got up from the floor good enough.
#208578 - hey guys.. would anybody wanna try and proof read something fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#208587 - paintskillz (02/20/2016) [-]
hey man I would've def helped out but the microsoft one drive sign in page came up and it just became a no go for me.
Copy paste it here and more people might help
#208577 - tattoos are cool, and a good sign of dedication, only if it'… 02/20/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0