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#10 - what does stancing mean?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Low Rider 0
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
Stanced: Very low and lots of negative camber (tops of tyres pointing inward)
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
Lowered: lowered to a still functional level
#52 - i use an altoids container.. the minty green one 10/21/2014 on The s4 +1
#150 - halo is infinitely better. 09/30/2014 on True 0
#153 - do you feel the meaty insides too?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on What your shirt says about you 0
User avatar #154 - thesunpraiser (09/30/2014) [-]
What? Not sure if this is a joke about whether I killed someone and felt the inside of her breasts, or whether I felt the part you just described. In the latter case, yes. In the former case, no.
#81 - for anybody that's wondering what a boob actually feels like, …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on What your shirt says about you 0
User avatar #101 - thesunpraiser (09/29/2014) [-]
Goddamn, I've been trying to think of a way to describe the way they feel ever since I felt my first, and hell, I think you done it. Not the briefest way of saying it, but hot damn.
User avatar #153 - colegaleener (09/29/2014) [-]
do you feel the meaty insides too?
User avatar #154 - thesunpraiser (09/30/2014) [-]
What? Not sure if this is a joke about whether I killed someone and felt the inside of her breasts, or whether I felt the part you just described. In the latter case, yes. In the former case, no.
#18047 - xperia phones would look great with WP8.1 on them, similar to … 09/29/2014 on Technology Board 0
#18046 - the new HTC one. don't look at Samsungs. They're garbage. 09/29/2014 on Technology Board 0
#156 - think about, you wont feel so bad about spending 40-100 dollar…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Android -1
User avatar #163 - CallMeCrisco (09/26/2014) [-]
What the fuck, I spend $30 a month...
#230 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2014) [-]
I only spend like ten bucks a month on that. Just buy credit when i need it.
#48 - that just means you're wasting money every month with your pho…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Android -5
User avatar #51 - CallMeCrisco (09/25/2014) [-]
You know you can update your plan, even with old phones, right...?
User avatar #156 - colegaleener (09/26/2014) [-]
think about, you wont feel so bad about spending 40-100 dollars on a phone bill each month if your phone was 300 dollars to buy, rather than a 50 dollar phone
User avatar #163 - CallMeCrisco (09/26/2014) [-]
What the fuck, I spend $30 a month...
#230 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2014) [-]
I only spend like ten bucks a month on that. Just buy credit when i need it.
#51 - you're either a mistake or hi my name is cole. 09/25/2014 on life right Oh mother dear... +3

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#103 - existacne (03/05/2014) [-]
Aloha there!
I'm currently drinking chicory (yeah, I used google translate for this) and I was wondering if you ever tasted it.
It's basically a coffee replacer and I haven't tasted it until one of my elder relatives adviced me it.
<pic from google
User avatar #104 to #103 - colegaleener (03/06/2014) [-]
Have you been learning Hawaiian? And yes! The stuff is really good. Not bad. One of my favorite drinks, especially in the cold seasons.

In other news, what's up with Putin, man? You guys gonna invade America?
#105 to #104 - existacne (03/06/2014) [-]
You got me confused for a moment with Hawaiian.   
No, I just remembered stalker - clear sky (or Call of Pripyat' may be), there was a vendor from Freedom fraction who would greet the player that way.   
And all this Ukraina stuff looks complicated.   
English-speaking mass media are saying that Big Bad Russia invaded Ukraina and occupied Crimea.   
Meanwhile here all mass media are telling us that Russia didn't invade anyone(technically that's correct), the military base in Crimea was there since USSR breakup(which is actually true) and Crimea has separated from Kiev on its own because they overthrew the legitimate president(and that's looks reasonable too).   
&lt;USA's FW these arguments.
You got me confused for a moment with Hawaiian.
No, I just remembered stalker - clear sky (or Call of Pripyat' may be), there was a vendor from Freedom fraction who would greet the player that way.
And all this Ukraina stuff looks complicated.
English-speaking mass media are saying that Big Bad Russia invaded Ukraina and occupied Crimea.
Meanwhile here all mass media are telling us that Russia didn't invade anyone(technically that's correct), the military base in Crimea was there since USSR breakup(which is actually true) and Crimea has separated from Kiev on its own because they overthrew the legitimate president(and that's looks reasonable too).
<USA's FW these arguments.
#95 - existacne (01/29/2014) [-]
You nickname became so blue it hurts my eyes.   
Congrats on becoming an oldfag, bro.
You nickname became so blue it hurts my eyes.
Congrats on becoming an oldfag, bro.
User avatar #96 to #95 - colegaleener (01/29/2014) [-]
Just a couple of years and you might have a name as blue as mine <3
User avatar #97 to #96 - existacne (01/29/2014) [-]
Your nickname will most probably become some sparkly animated vibrating gif to that time.
User avatar #98 to #97 - colegaleener (01/29/2014) [-]
What have you been doing since we last talked, buddy?
User avatar #99 to #98 - existacne (01/30/2014) [-]
I don't remember exactly when we last talked.
I've been playing the **** out of Skyrim last ~two months. And some tf2 from time to time.
User avatar #100 to #99 - colegaleener (01/30/2014) [-]
We should play tf2 some time lol

And yeah I been playin a **** load of GTA5
User avatar #101 to #100 - existacne (01/31/2014) [-]
Isn't GTA V not on PC yet or something?
Add me on steam, by the way, steamcommunity.com/id/lazy_pervert/
User avatar #102 to #101 - colegaleener (01/31/2014) [-]
I don't really have a lot of games. I hardly have any games lol
User avatar #91 - bababadsheep (08/22/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #93 to #92 - bababadsheep (08/22/2013) [-]
In response to your Death Note question. Just give up now.
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User avatar #81 - existacne (07/02/2013) [-]
2120 South Michigan Avenue -- Rolling Stones (in HD)
Howdy there.
Since you're from Michigan, I found this.
User avatar #82 to #81 - colegaleener (07/02/2013) [-]
nice to listen to, after a hard day of work. never be a roofer. i worked on a roof today for 10 hours.
User avatar #83 to #82 - existacne (07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've done that type of work once, a while ago, it was very hot and I felt like I'm on a frying pan.
At least it's nice view from there.
User avatar #84 to #83 - colegaleener (07/02/2013) [-]
i'll be able to see me sorta-long distance girlfriend for the first time this summer!
User avatar #85 to #84 - existacne (07/02/2013) [-]
Godd to hear, didn't know you have a gf. You had a relationship for a long time already?
User avatar #86 to #85 - colegaleener (07/03/2013) [-]
yeah, she's adorable. i miss her so much.
are you a loner or a lover yourself?
User avatar #87 to #86 - existacne (07/03/2013) [-]
I had a relationship once. Once.
So I'm a loner.
User avatar #88 to #87 - colegaleener (07/03/2013) [-]
emphasis on the once, why so?
User avatar #89 to #88 - existacne (07/03/2013) [-]
ROLLING STONES SLAVE -HD
Because one girlfriend was more than enough for me, not sure if I want to have relationship again, until it'll be a perfect girl.
User avatar #79 - kingrui (06/26/2013) [-]
**kingrui rolled a random comment #69 posted by anonymous at And the Award for smoothest person... ** :
lol shut up fag
User avatar #56 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
Hi there, buddy.
How's your reading going? Have you finished any book? Nice blue shade of username, by the way.
User avatar #57 to #56 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
im in the middle of reading the diary of anne frank, it's a good book i guess. i like it because you don't have to read chapters that are 38 pages long. how are you?
User avatar #58 to #57 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
I've read like 1/3 of "One Hundred Years of Solitude", but I have no idea what to read after that. I don't really remember reading Anne Frank's diary, but I looked through it like 5-7 years ago, as I remember.
User avatar #59 to #58 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
i heard she describes her vagina in great detail in it so i thought i would give it a go. how old are you anyways?
User avatar #60 to #59 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
Same as you, why?
User avatar #61 to #60 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
im 16 now, i started picking up books when i was 13 maybe
User avatar #62 to #61 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
In that case, you have a false info on your profile about your age.
My parents say I learnt to read like in 5-6 years. And yeah, I've read a ******** of books already.
User avatar #63 to #62 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
i lied for the porn man
User avatar #64 to #63 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
That's fine, I'm about 90 years old on my youtube account.
User avatar #65 to #64 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
have you played the first or second Metro?
User avatar #66 to #65 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
I played Metro 2033 and read both Metro 2033 and Metro 2034.
You mean to tell me, there is a second Metro 2033 game?
User avatar #67 to #66 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
metro: last light, it came out the other day and i think the choices you made in 2033 make a difference in the beginning of last light
User avatar #68 to #67 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh, woah. There is a new Metro game.
I'd still prefer new Stalker game, though.
Or at least that Mass effect thing where you can use saved games from previous part of the game for Swkotor.
User avatar #69 to #68 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
i know what you're doing this weekend haha
have you been to moscow?
User avatar #70 to #69 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm not playing any new games until I will be at my hometown where my computer is.
And I'm not playing any new game until it's at least month after it was released - too many glitches and problems with NoCD.
I've been in Moscow once for like a month in a summer, why?
User avatar #71 to #70 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
seems like the only part of russia anybody cares about is moscow
what would the russian government do if north korea were to launch a missile at japan or america or something?
User avatar #72 to #71 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
No idea. Invade anything, I guess. It could be very hot in North Korea if America will try to invade in there, since it's close to Russia.
User avatar #73 to #72 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
america would turn north korea into a parking lot in a matter of hours i think
User avatar #74 to #73 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
I'll agree on that, but I really dunno how Russia will react in that case.
User avatar #75 to #74 - colegaleener (05/18/2013) [-]
do you ever think about leaving russia to go to, like, england or germany?
User avatar #76 to #75 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
I'd like to visit England or USA, but first I need to learn language a little better and find any job I can make good.
User avatar #50 - colegaleener (03/09/2013) [-]
colegaleener, dude, check your e-mail at yahoo.
User avatar #51 to #50 - existacne (03/09/2013) [-]
that's a notification, by the way.
User avatar #52 to #51 - colegaleener (03/09/2013) [-]
i dont use yahoo anymore, live.com ftw
User avatar #53 to #52 - existacne (03/10/2013) [-]
Well, in your account settings it says yahoo. Why not, by the way?
User avatar #47 - existacne (01/14/2013) [-]
Hi there. Long time no see and I was unbanned for no reason.
How's your life going?
User avatar #48 to #47 - colegaleener (01/14/2013) [-]
Pretty good actually, thanks. I have everything I want in my life right now, and I'm pretty happy. How's yours?
User avatar #49 to #48 - existacne (01/15/2013) [-]
Read it as "I hate", lol.
I dunno what to say about my life life now.
I have a few things I want, but I don't have anything except that, but at least I have an opportunity to have all this staff.
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