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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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#43 - I wouldn't say anti-white male. It's just that Larry is the wo… 05/19/2015 on orange is the new black +2
#41 - Poorly done awareness spreading and ignorant SJW's are the rea… 05/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#18 - Except Scream is the opposite. 05/18/2015 on Horror movies +4
#16 - Are they at least not including Sydney, Gale and Dewey? … 05/18/2015 on Scream All You Want 0
#34 - I was seeing someone but then I stopped because I didn't wanna…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on it worked +1
#35 - themilkisdead (05/17/2015) [-]
That's a good idea. You're right therapists are there to help you, and don't ever feel guilty for wanting support for your depression. But at the same time don't ask for too much support. Partly you're going to have to fight through this, and I trust you you, like the others who suffer from mental illnesses, will be able to. I wish you the best of luck, and have a good day.
#6 - POTATO!!!!!! 05/17/2015 on steven universe is getting... +1
#26 - I'm not even gonna disagree. I just wanna know what t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2015 on it worked +2
#33 - themilkisdead (05/17/2015) [-]
I don't have much experience with mental illnesses, but I could try and help you. Are you currently seeing a therapist, or a medical professional? Those are the professionals who can help you. But communication is key. Talking about your problems to a loved one, such as family members or close friends can really help.

But in all honesty, it depends on you and how you work. Sometimes communication isn't the best way. But I hope things work out for you soon, they normally do.
User avatar #34 - codyxvasco (05/17/2015) [-]
I was seeing someone but then I stopped because I didn't wanna bother him. Which was stupid because that's what therapists are for.

Imma talk to him and try to get myself medicated because I dug myself into a hole with a 2.2 gpa and an upcoming job as an RA.
#35 - themilkisdead (05/17/2015) [-]
That's a good idea. You're right therapists are there to help you, and don't ever feel guilty for wanting support for your depression. But at the same time don't ask for too much support. Partly you're going to have to fight through this, and I trust you you, like the others who suffer from mental illnesses, will be able to. I wish you the best of luck, and have a good day.
#23 - This is gonna sound accusatory and aggressive, but I'm just ta…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2015 on it worked +2
User avatar #25 - cackrel (05/17/2015) [-]
Sigh, fine, time to drop the flame blagh.
First of all when you talk about living in a false reality which you're surrounded by people who generally like you then you're living in your little personal bubble which you perceive your self as the worst human being walking on this planet.
Secondly, "Might makes right." Is what keeps me from going mental, it's that I can conquer my own disabilities, weaknesses or downfalls with pure power alone.
We get all these mentions that depression is a black dog that weighs us down, or that anxiety is the feeling that cataclysm might erupt by simply talking to a person.
IF more people would accept that their cornering themselves in a reality which is neither real nor fake, due to the fact that they constantly believing that they're hated, despised and looked down upon then they rub that feeling upon people and it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.
So when I say, "Might makes right." It's not about crushing the weak, it's rather to show people that they alone can crush the weaknesses within them selves.
No one else can.
Not pills.
Not Jesus.
Nor a doctor.
You're the only person who can defeat your inner demons.
User avatar #26 - codyxvasco (05/17/2015) [-]
I'm not even gonna disagree.

I just wanna know what the fuck I'm supposed to do.

Think really hard?

I get what you're saying but I just don't understand what I'm supposed to do to drive out this weakness.
#33 - themilkisdead (05/17/2015) [-]
I don't have much experience with mental illnesses, but I could try and help you. Are you currently seeing a therapist, or a medical professional? Those are the professionals who can help you. But communication is key. Talking about your problems to a loved one, such as family members or close friends can really help.

But in all honesty, it depends on you and how you work. Sometimes communication isn't the best way. But I hope things work out for you soon, they normally do.
User avatar #34 - codyxvasco (05/17/2015) [-]
I was seeing someone but then I stopped because I didn't wanna bother him. Which was stupid because that's what therapists are for.

Imma talk to him and try to get myself medicated because I dug myself into a hole with a 2.2 gpa and an upcoming job as an RA.
#35 - themilkisdead (05/17/2015) [-]
That's a good idea. You're right therapists are there to help you, and don't ever feel guilty for wanting support for your depression. But at the same time don't ask for too much support. Partly you're going to have to fight through this, and I trust you you, like the others who suffer from mental illnesses, will be able to. I wish you the best of luck, and have a good day.
#14 - I only recognized Bearer of the Heavens. I wish … 05/17/2015 on MTG Art Nr. 1 0
#19 - Captain North America managed to make it budge, he could proba…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Guess who's worthy.... +5
User avatar #21 - SteyrAUG (05/17/2015) [-]
From the comic books Captain America is worthy of lifting the hammer.

Probably just doesn't want everyone to know so he can have all the nutella to himself.
User avatar #47 - lordogames (05/17/2015) [-]
Steve in the movies seem like the type of guy that wouldn't lift the hammer for the sole reason to let thor feel good about himself still being exclusively worthy Although the Vision is worthy later
User avatar #52 - SteyrAUG (05/17/2015) [-]
I think the movie is just operating on a slightly different storyline than the comic books. For example, it was never canon for vision to pick up mjolnir outside of the movie.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mjolnir_%28comics%29#Other_wielders
User avatar #54 - lordogames (05/17/2015) [-]
Well, since in the movie it was a running joke that whoever could lift it was worthy and whatnot, it was more of a joke and not an actual plot point. So it's not as if it was important other than the cheekiness of the movie and it's jokes.
User avatar #60 - jacencaedus (05/17/2015) [-]
well, it did get them to trust Vision, that's a pretty big point
User avatar #61 - lordogames (05/17/2015) [-]
Eh, fair enough.
User avatar #46 - lotengo (05/17/2015) [-]
So he faked it in the movie?

He moved it a lil and thought to himself, i dont wanna upset my weird Swedish friend and just act like i cant lift it.
Something like that?
User avatar #51 - SteyrAUG (05/17/2015) [-]
I have no idea. It's possible they were trying to say that he wasn't yet worthy but may be later, but in the marvel universe he can definitely pick up mjolnir. Another interesting point is it's never comic book canon that vision can pick up the hammer (as far as google has told me).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mjolnir_%28comics%29#Other_wielders

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#482 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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**** yes it does
User avatar #481 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
hi ;)
#484 to #483 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
YOU SHOULD TRIES AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHEN DONG THINGS
#485 to #484 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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hanks
User avatar #479 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 			******		 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 			****		 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco (04/07/2013) [-]
***** fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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