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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: codyxvasco
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:8/31/2015
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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Times Content Favorited:710 times
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I want things, and also stuff.

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#58 - Rogue Legacy mentioned. Swell with Lamprey. 08/24/2015 on Old habits die hard 0
#105 - Yeah, **** having a hand symbol meaning "Yay I did it!" 08/24/2015 on This chick, 0
#6 - They're synonymous.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2015 on Lol. Fixed 0
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#7 - turopiyox (08/21/2015) [-]
no, hermaphrodite is the perfect midpoint between male and female. inter-sex encompasses all points from a to b
#9 - sheepnut (08/21/2015) [-]
www.isna.org/faq/hermaphrodite

I guess their claim is correct, albeit pointless, irrelevant, and kind of stupid.
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#43 - turopiyox (08/21/2015) [-]
yeah pretty much
#4 - Intersex is actually a thing. like people can have ****** up c…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2015 on Lol. Fixed +5
#5 - icameforthewut (08/21/2015) [-]
I was going to say "isn't that a hermaphrodite...?"
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#6 - codyxvasco (08/21/2015) [-]
They're synonymous.
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#7 - turopiyox (08/21/2015) [-]
no, hermaphrodite is the perfect midpoint between male and female. inter-sex encompasses all points from a to b
#9 - sheepnut (08/21/2015) [-]
www.isna.org/faq/hermaphrodite

I guess their claim is correct, albeit pointless, irrelevant, and kind of stupid.
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#43 - turopiyox (08/21/2015) [-]
yeah pretty much
#509 - I meant to say fast food jobs deserve higher wages for what th… 08/21/2015 on Minimum wage machine 0
#392 - I don't think fast food jobs deserve minimum wage. That's wher…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2015 on Minimum wage machine 0
#429 - Azz (08/20/2015) [-]
I'd disagree to an extent. I think the high school and college students working to advance their future deserve at least minimum wage as the vast majority move on to bigger and better things.
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#509 - codyxvasco (08/21/2015) [-]
I meant to say fast food jobs deserve higher wages for what they do.

Some jobs are simple and some jobs require constant work and skill. Even if a sandwich maker or grill guy doesn't sound like a lot of work it is. But with this in mind I can't think of what other jobs deserve less pay. So, I don't know.
#39 - Fukua is my favorite. (I don't have a picture of her …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on Fans +2
#47 - fozzoul (08/19/2015) [-]
made this picture a long time ago when i played Skullgirls. Fukua is best char
#25 - This reminds me of the scene where Michael slowly appears behi… 08/13/2015 on Here I go Again 0
#48 - I hopped on the hate bandwagon then i played her and now she's… 08/11/2015 on Ryu 0
#44 - 007 Nightfire tho 08/10/2015 on childhood sleepovers +1
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#482 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
**codyxvasco used "*roll picture*"**
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**** yes it does
#481 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
hi ;)
#483 to #481 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
hi
#484 to #483 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
YOU SHOULD TRIES AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHEN DONG THINGS
#485 to #484 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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hanks
#479 - nought ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#480 to #479 - codyxvasco (11/25/2014) [-]
Hi
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
#477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
#475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
#476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
#448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
#469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
#470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
#471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
#472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
#473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
#474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
#475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
#449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
#450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
#451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
#452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
#453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
#454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
#455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
#456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
#457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
#458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
#459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
#460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
#461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
#462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
#463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
#464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
#465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
#466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
#467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
#468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko
(06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
#405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
#406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
#445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
#446 to #445 - codyxvasco (06/01/2013) [-]
U.
#447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
#427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
#428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
#429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
#430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
#431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
#432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
#433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
#434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
#435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
#436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
#437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
#438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
#439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
#440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
#441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
#442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
#443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
#444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

#407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
#408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
#409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
#410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
#411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
#412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
#413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
#414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
#415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
#416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
#417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
#418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
#419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
#420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n ****.
#421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
#422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
#423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
#426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
#424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
#425 to #424 - dildoes
(05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
#391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
#392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
#393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?