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cockgeddon

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/28/2013
Location:Chicago
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Comment Ranking:#4947
Highest Content Rank:#3824
Highest Comment Rank:#1496
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Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 40 Content: Sammich eater → Level 41 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 56% (56/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:52645
Times Content Favorited:10 times
Total Comments Made:516
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#2 - "When you tryin to slide into all ya girls' DM's, but the…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2016 on Stupid! -1
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#5 - spiron (08/14/2016) [-]
translation pls
#6 - dorfdorfdorf (08/14/2016) [-]
When you are attempting to elicit sexual relations with your entire group of known women but your dearest has already consented
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#7 - ilikethisusername (08/14/2016) [-]
consented to what?
#4 - nimbull (08/14/2016) [-]
what
#2 - >Jerk it while opening the door >Maintain eye contac…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2016 on Knock Knock +5
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#4 - latadam (08/14/2016) [-]
#8 - Women tend to be so brainwashed by movies and media that men a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2016 on True romance +11
#64 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
That hit close to home BC I'm a Chad thanks looks like a trap
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#66 - lvlonemeepo (08/14/2016) [-]
This shitty stupid moron idiot anon is literally not figuratively me.
#11 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
sure, they like a chad for a good fuck, but what they REALLY want is resources, them beta-bux is all that matters to them

it's too bad there's a beta uprising, so much for providing for their children
#15 - If anyone is up to interpret a really surrealist dream, I'll g… 08/14/2016 on Snek story 0
#4 - u see doggo, wen u spin attakur geet dizzie and wen he fall fr… 08/14/2016 on SOUND THE ALARM +12
#24 - Many thanks and good tidings. I'm normally really great at dec… 08/13/2016 on Anon finds something... +11
#20 - kill yourself not rlly thou, that joke was j… 08/13/2016 on Anon gets right to the point +2
#20 - the end of the mouthpiece is heated either by flame or by heat… 08/13/2016 on webms daughter +4
#21 - sorry if I sound like a retard...but what the **** is going on…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2016 on Anon finds something... +73
#29 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
That's how good 4chan threads work: you go from A to B to C without a clue of what's going on and it's over before you realize nothing was accomplished
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#23 - viddy (08/13/2016) [-]
My guess is that those are the ashes of an aborted fetus of heroin addict step sister.
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#24 - cockgeddon (08/13/2016) [-]
Many thanks and good tidings. I'm normally really great at deciphering this shit, but when the random 4fags get thrown in with their edge-lord comments, I just stop thinking.
#7 - it is, ***** 08/13/2016 on Alone time with your... +7