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#393 - "Just one kid." 08/02/2013 on Sex life 0
#19 - hard to beat the awesomeness of landing/ killing a boss with a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on *insert common rage in boss... 0
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#20 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
Yep.
#17 - see for the pain in ceastus scale farming.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on *insert common rage in boss... 0
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#18 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
It's basically the only way to have a good fist weapon though.
#19 - cockburn (05/09/2013) [-]
hard to beat the awesomeness of landing/ killing a boss with a dragon bone fist uppercut though.
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#20 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
Yep.
#14 - and getting 30 scales for the torso stone using fist weapons...  [+] (6 new replies) 05/09/2013 on *insert common rage in boss... 0
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#16 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah
#17 - cockburn (05/09/2013) [-]
see www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_wW2xFG698 for the pain in ceastus scale farming.
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#18 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
It's basically the only way to have a good fist weapon though.
#19 - cockburn (05/09/2013) [-]
hard to beat the awesomeness of landing/ killing a boss with a dragon bone fist uppercut though.
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#20 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
Yep.
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#12 - but... bandit knife and parrying dagger looks so cool. …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/09/2013 on *insert common rage in boss... 0
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#13 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
You should try joining the dragon covenant.
#14 - cockburn (05/09/2013) [-]
and getting 30 scales for the torso stone using fist weapons...
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#16 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah
#17 - cockburn (05/09/2013) [-]
see www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_wW2xFG698 for the pain in ceastus scale farming.
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#18 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
It's basically the only way to have a good fist weapon though.
#19 - cockburn (05/09/2013) [-]
hard to beat the awesomeness of landing/ killing a boss with a dragon bone fist uppercut though.
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#20 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
Yep.
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#9 - ***** sake, regretting my username now. got a list of peop…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on still laugh every time i... 0
#10 - gfhg (05/09/2013) [-]
Sorry man, didn't realise lol
#10 - depends on your build. first time I fought it, I was using…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/09/2013 on *insert common rage in boss... 0
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#11 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
Dual wielding is literally worthless in DaS unless your offhand is the Parrying Dagger, and even then I'd almost always rather have a shield.
#12 - cockburn (05/09/2013) [-]
but... bandit knife and parrying dagger looks so cool.

on the other hand, my dual ceastus guy has got to sen's and it;s fucking painful
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#13 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
You should try joining the dragon covenant.
#14 - cockburn (05/09/2013) [-]
and getting 30 scales for the torso stone using fist weapons...
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#16 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah
#17 - cockburn (05/09/2013) [-]
see www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_wW2xFG698 for the pain in ceastus scale farming.
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#18 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
It's basically the only way to have a good fist weapon though.
#19 - cockburn (05/09/2013) [-]
hard to beat the awesomeness of landing/ killing a boss with a dragon bone fist uppercut though.
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#20 - slandersalamander (05/09/2013) [-]
Yep.
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#77 - yeah, I haven't listened to it for quite a while. 07/06/2012 on Ha! 0
#71 - I listen to a bit of both. T hey're both good 07/06/2012 on Ha! 0
#69 - Streetlights, People.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Ha! 0
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#70 - firestarian (07/06/2012) [-]
Ya dun goofed

It does

"A singer in a smokey room, smell of wine, and cheap perfume"
#77 - cockburn (07/06/2012) [-]
yeah, I haven't listened to it for quite a while.
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