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#5 - Try, try again. 07/26/2015 on Awesome Windows XP Song +1
#10 - Space Person 07/26/2015 on Space Walks -2
#1 - >You're summoner spells 07/24/2015 on (untitled) +12
#13 - But being able to search songs in playlists would never be tec…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/14/2015 on Spotify +1
#14 - sniffythebird (07/14/2015) [-]
Im so pissed they removed thay feature... I mean WHY?
#15 - robotgoose (07/14/2015) [-]
It's back.
#36 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
not for me
#16 - sniffythebird (07/14/2015) [-]
Still not working for me.

Only in the 2013 UI like this one.
(Got this on my laptop, and whatever newest version on my desktop)
#44 - foxrock (07/15/2015) [-]
Ctrl+F does it for me.
#37 - robotgoose (07/14/2015) [-]
Weird, I got it back in like the last update.
User avatar #39 - pocketstooheavy (07/14/2015) [-]
Good taste in music.
#40 - robotgoose (07/14/2015) [-]
#107 - "Tell me another story about killing commies, grandpa"  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Keep going, Sweden 0
User avatar #108 - traelos (07/12/2015) [-]
Neither of those planes are commie killers.

The P-51 was a ww2 plane, the F-22 came out shortly after the fall of the Soviet Union.
#170 - anon (07/12/2015) [-]
the P51 only worked when a british engine was put in it

the F22 still doesnt work now (still MILES better than the F35)
User avatar #174 - traelos (07/12/2015) [-]
>I have no idea what I'm talking about: The post

The F-22 is the best Air superiority fighter in the world by such a margin its not even funny. Even though it ALWAYS starts in a defensive position, and has its main advantage removed via Luneburg lens, it still maintains a 36:1 KDR in exercises.

The F-35, while not as badass as the F-22, is still just as good at it's role of being an economy multi-role fighter. Having a similar flyaway cost and maneuvering capabilities as the F-16, the F-35 is easier to fly, has a larger payload, higher flight ceiling, longer range, stovl/vtol capabilities to come, oh and fucking stealth. In a world of BVR engagements (Our modern world) the F-35 comes out on top of any other economy fighter in the world by as much as jet fighters outclassed anything a combustion engine fighter could ever hope to achieve. Frankly, the F-35 is better at air superiority than most air superiority planes in the world, just by virtue of stealth. Your Rafale might be able to outmaneuver the F-35, but that won't matter when all it ever sees are missile warnings and the F-35 either lands a kill or leaves without ever being engaged.
#3 - Well **** , I knew he could cook, but that is some good … 07/11/2015 on Walter White is Fucking Savage 0
#2078 - **cobraghost used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **cobraghost rolls 262** 07/09/2015 on Roll trips and a mod will... 0
#7 - Poe's law  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Dragonkin +55
#30 - LarsGoes (07/08/2015) [-]
"Shit that people wrote to trick other people was taken seriously by said other people, because the authors didn't tell them they are joking." Yay, awesome law!
User avatar #51 - litlekalsoy (07/08/2015) [-]
But you have to admit it gets really difficult sometimes.
It's like that Sargon of Akkad video where he has to tell if an extract was written by a stormfag or a feminist
#63 - LarsGoes (07/09/2015) [-]
or better. "Tricking people works better if you don't tell them that you are tricking them."
#17 - I've been thinking, would we be able to get infinite energy fr…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on born too early +1
User avatar #41 - newepic (07/02/2015) [-]
also from what i know it would be impossible to harvast, since nothing can escape the event horizon
User avatar #18 - ridivey (07/02/2015) [-]
Infinite density is only a theory, as are most if not all information on black holes. Its still a new field of research so anything is possible
#20 - How was it?  [+] (10 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Ghost +1
#34 - charagrin (07/01/2015) [-]
Don't remember, I was already under. My appendix burst at work with no previous pain or warning, and I was rushed to the hospital where I waited about 7 hours to be seen. When they finally got around to seeing me, they all panicked, took me in to surgery, and at some point I went into septic shock and between that, the drugs to knock me out, the lowered blood pressure from being spread open, and the like my heart stopped.

Lost my appendix, spleen, and a foot of large intestine. Whats weird is despite having my entire gut opened on the table from side to side, having a 2 inch pump in my lower gut, and another large cut to one side, all the scar shrunk really small. This one is the most surprising. its only a few inches long now, but the actual surgery opening was like 12 inches long across my entire stomache.
User avatar #22 - gittons (07/01/2015) [-]
i have also been dead for a while during surgery.
i remember the dream i had, flying through black clouds and the falling and then i woke up.
User avatar #23 - zaywoot (07/01/2015) [-]
You better clean up your life, sounds like you were going to hell
User avatar #24 - gittons (07/01/2015) [-]
well we are all fucked because i have lived a life of helping others and being as kind as i can.
i do not even drink or go to parties man.
User avatar #25 - zaywoot (07/01/2015) [-]
Yea, but do you eat shellfish?
User avatar #26 - gittons (07/01/2015) [-]
no i do not, i do not like fish in general.
User avatar #27 - zaywoot (07/01/2015) [-]
Fish and shellfish taste nothing alike IMO

Shellfish are fucking delish
User avatar #28 - gittons (07/01/2015) [-]
well i have never tried them, might do sometime.
User avatar #29 - zaywoot (07/01/2015) [-]
Seriously, go get some lobster or crab or something, it's pretty expensive though

Bear in mind though, you're gonna go to hell - delicious, delicious hell
User avatar #30 - gittons (07/01/2015) [-]
well according to that dream i am going to hell anyway, time for some blood orgys and lobster.
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