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cmkpower

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
Last Login:8/26/2016
Location:Denmark
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Comment Ranking:#9644
Highest Content Rank:#620
Highest Comment Rank:#466
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Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Content Views:420624
Times Content Favorited:531 times
Total Comments Made:1371
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Favorite Tags: family games (6) | fun (6) | toenail (5) | MLP (4) | youtube (4) | ytp (4) | fim (3) | poop (2) | Video (2) | woman (2)

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#71 - It's like watching a JJBA character waiting to unleash their m… 08/26/2016 on Well it gets the job done +3
#16 - Maybe if they stuck with their acting career and didn't make shoes.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2016 on Seinfeld in 2016 +25
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#18 - maggiebella (08/24/2016) [-]
or yell nigger during a comedy show
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#21 - mutzaki (08/24/2016) [-]
"Kramer gets redpilled" could be a new episode.
#144 - I don't believe you, getting interests and hobbies has only be…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/06/2016 on Robot finally finds a qt to... +23
#173 - kez (07/06/2016) [-]
Lets be honest mate, your on the pc all the time because youre scared to go out, not because you genuinely want to spend that much time on it
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#154 - wraithguard (07/06/2016) [-]
No kidding. My interest and hobbies are part of the reason I DON'T have a girlfriend.
#259 - ziji (07/06/2016) [-]
**ziji used "*roll picture*"**
**ziji rolled image** get rekt mlp
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#263 - wraithguard (07/06/2016) [-]
I meant Funnyjunk, blue name.
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#266 - ziji (07/07/2016) [-]
Why do I have a blue name? What does it mean?
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#268 - wraithguard (07/07/2016) [-]
You have an old account. I don't know the exact cut off, but mine's not blue yet.
#33 - **cmkpower used "*roll picture*"** **cmkpower rolled image… 07/03/2016 on Hot Girl Roll Scavenger Hunt 0
#84 - Seems she failed and only got the feminists instead. 07/03/2016 on Actual Swedish girl +6
#6 - I think they mean a material that converts it without the need…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2016 on 17 - 6 - 2016 +5
#29 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
This already exists mate. I work in a high energy laser lab. Look up Second Harmonic Generation. Essentially if you put a sufficienctly intense laser beam through a crystal with a strong nonlinear polarization response, you get harmonics of that beam created - so we put a 1064nm (infrared) beam through, and out comes a 532nm (green) beam. Infrared into visible.

It's been done sone the 1960s, "this week in science" is a tad behind the times.
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#12 - kokanum (06/22/2016) [-]
Will we finally be able to see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#76 - So what you're saying is that in 60 years both of these will m…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2016 on JUNGLE FEVER +1
#90 - deutschblut (05/29/2016) [-]
People are already outraged by this!

It shows a heterosexual white male married (presumably) with children.

This is as normal as you will get in America these days.

If it is not a lesbian couple of trans-gendered fags, one a disabled black one, the other a Jew, with an adopted kid, then it is already offensive.

Better to race-mix than be a fag...
#80 - anon (05/29/2016) [-]
Yeah, because one of them is a white cis male. There's no transgenders, no homosexuals, no animal-kin, the predominant color is red which is triggering for some people.

Or if you're in Europe the females aren't covered up in accordance with Allah's will and the male is in the background, instead of seven steps in front of his women, also he is white.
#21 - How to draw a butterfly in one simple step. 05/22/2016 on Just a drop of this magic... +4
#143 - I have autism in the form of aspergers and I don't really mind… 05/21/2016 on I hate it +1
#42 - I think it's Padme. 05/18/2016 on Star Wars Character +15