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cloudstrifeownsall

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS2, Playstation Vita, Gamecube, Super Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Nintendo 64
Video Games Played: Final Fantasy series, Skyrim, Zelda, COD Blackops, Modern Warfare, Battlefield 3, Mostly RPG's
PSN: Bustersword63
Interests: Guitar, Football, Video Games
Date Signed Up:5/02/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:MS
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Total Comments Made:1030
FJ Points:1751
I describe myself as shy when I'm offline and quiet when i'm online unless It is dealing with something I am passionate about. I am very easy to get along with and believe we should accept people for who they are and just try to get along

latest user's comments

#100 - My girlfriend at the time, "Can i put a catheter in you&q… 05/02/2014 on Never stick it in crazy +3
#1 - im not sure why this was negative, i actually liked it. Much … 04/29/2014 on BubbleBath +1
#24 - Jerking Ryan's Penis 04/27/2014 on (untitled) +5
#65 - I was wondering if you take requests?... and if so do you have…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2014 on A Painful Pot 0
#67 - kewwu (04/27/2014) [-]
ohh yeah i do requests whether its ceramics,drawings,portraits,porn pics mostly anything.send me a PM so we could chat some more.
User avatar #70 - huewut (04/27/2014) [-]
Can you send me a bong?
#71 - kewwu (04/27/2014) [-]
Only do em on request.
User avatar #113 - rmoran (04/27/2014) [-]
In that case I formally request one
#115 - kewwu (04/27/2014) [-]
it would be heavy,clumsy and more expensive that to order it online tho.
#76 - I'm pretty sure that it does break the skin... you can see it … 04/25/2014 on Oh Mother Fauna! Thou be... 0
#225 - Because the only thing that matters is society? Love doesn't …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on since we're all doing... +2
#237 - anonexplains (04/25/2014) [-]
Nope :<
User avatar #226 - thumbingthumbing (04/25/2014) [-]
Actually the best comment I've seen so far
#224 - ****** got what he deserved... I wish this happen… 04/25/2014 on Prison Justice +1
#15 - I understood that reference 04/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#24 - saddest thing I have 04/19/2014 on epic feels time +4
#2 - I've been on Pro Tools too long... I read the title and though… 04/19/2014 on Bounce 0
#252 - It's not ******* bait. I'm so ******* … 04/15/2014 on National Geographic Troll 0
#112 - I'm not saying I don't believe in evolution... but it just puz…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on National Geographic Troll 0
#127 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
Okay. Well, did you understand my first post about how animals only evolve when they need to survive a new environment or situation? Take the dodo (the dumb, flightless bird that went extinct in the 1600's) NOw, this pretty pathetic bird lived on an island with no predators and basically no worries. That's why the dodo pretty much stayed the same for a long time, it didn't need to evolve. hose with mutations or more particular qualities (like taller, or faster, or smarter, etc) weren't the only one's to survive. There was still a lot of dumb birds to have dumb babies. and then Suddenly humans showed up on the island and killed all the dodo in a matter of decades. the end.

Evolution happens when only those suited to "fit" the environment can survive to have more babies like them. Trees get taller- only the tallest giraffes can eat and live to have tall babies like them. "Soon" all giraffes are taller than they were once before. So, Evolution happens on a need to have basis.
#138 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
The most recent example of a caveman i can give you is the famous "neanderthal"

Now, the neanderthal is not related to humans. well- not directly. If it was a family tree- he would be like your great, great, great, Aunt's nephew by marriage. (or something like that, you get my drift, right?)

Neanderthal all died out around 30,000 years ago. Why? Well some scientist think they were all killed out by…actually "humans". Or parasites, or interbreeding with another species. The fact is they went extinct because for some reason they weren't fit enough for this world.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neanderthal_extinction_hypotheses

Basically what I'm trying to say is- Monkeys (well actually that's not right. )Ape's havent evolved into "cavemen" because there is no reason to do that anymore. They are surviving fine as they are.
#140 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
In fact the great apes you see now are the ones you would have seen back in the caveman days. Those apes never changed. Because they had no reason. Only we and a few other needed to evolved that drastically to survive. And we, humans, are the last of the living ones that evolved. WHy? I guess you can say that we won the human hunger games.
#111 - kind of like cavemen I guess... like monkeys that are beginnin…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2014 on National Geographic Troll 0
#201 - pariahlol (04/15/2014) [-]
because they all fucking evolved. They evolved or they died. That's how it works. And the reason chimpanzees aren't like that is simply because they took a different route along the way and they haven't progressed any further than they are now. It's not like there's a set order, chimpanzees aren't going to evolve into humans at some point.
User avatar #112 - cloudstrifeownsall (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm not saying I don't believe in evolution... but it just puzzled me...
#127 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
Okay. Well, did you understand my first post about how animals only evolve when they need to survive a new environment or situation? Take the dodo (the dumb, flightless bird that went extinct in the 1600's) NOw, this pretty pathetic bird lived on an island with no predators and basically no worries. That's why the dodo pretty much stayed the same for a long time, it didn't need to evolve. hose with mutations or more particular qualities (like taller, or faster, or smarter, etc) weren't the only one's to survive. There was still a lot of dumb birds to have dumb babies. and then Suddenly humans showed up on the island and killed all the dodo in a matter of decades. the end.

Evolution happens when only those suited to "fit" the environment can survive to have more babies like them. Trees get taller- only the tallest giraffes can eat and live to have tall babies like them. "Soon" all giraffes are taller than they were once before. So, Evolution happens on a need to have basis.
#138 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
The most recent example of a caveman i can give you is the famous "neanderthal"

Now, the neanderthal is not related to humans. well- not directly. If it was a family tree- he would be like your great, great, great, Aunt's nephew by marriage. (or something like that, you get my drift, right?)

Neanderthal all died out around 30,000 years ago. Why? Well some scientist think they were all killed out by…actually "humans". Or parasites, or interbreeding with another species. The fact is they went extinct because for some reason they weren't fit enough for this world.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neanderthal_extinction_hypotheses

Basically what I'm trying to say is- Monkeys (well actually that's not right. )Ape's havent evolved into "cavemen" because there is no reason to do that anymore. They are surviving fine as they are.
#140 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
In fact the great apes you see now are the ones you would have seen back in the caveman days. Those apes never changed. Because they had no reason. Only we and a few other needed to evolved that drastically to survive. And we, humans, are the last of the living ones that evolved. WHy? I guess you can say that we won the human hunger games.
#100 - I do have a question though.... If evolution takes so long tha…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/15/2014 on National Geographic Troll -2
#233 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #252 - cloudstrifeownsall (04/15/2014) [-]
It's not fucking bait. I'm so fucking sick of that shit. Nobody is allowed to have an unpopular opinion and be taken seriously.
User avatar #116 - spanishninja (04/15/2014) [-]
monkeys are smarter now than they were 1500 years ago
there is a monkey, that works on the NASA and probably has a better life than ours.
#109 - kaycie (04/15/2014) [-]
since apes and humans have the same ancestors, wouldn't all other apes be 'half evolved' humans?
#170 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
In fact the great apes you see now are the ones you would have seen back in the "caveman" days. Those apes never changed. Because they had no reason. Only we and a few others needed to evolved that drastically to survive. And we, humans, are the last of the living ones that evolved like that. WHy? I guess you can say that we won the human hunger games.

evolution happens on a need to happen basis.

It's not like pokemon with a final form. It's like…animorphs. You change into what best suites you at that time.
#130 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
Not really.
#104 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
wha…what would you consider a "half" evolved monkey?

We evolve to survive. So technically everything is "fully" evolved or they can't cope and go extinct. Just when the environment changes (weather/competition for food/terrain/predators) do animals evolve to fit THAT current new environment.

It's not like pokemon with a final form. It's like…animorphs. You change into what best suites you at that time.
User avatar #111 - cloudstrifeownsall (04/15/2014) [-]
kind of like cavemen I guess... like monkeys that are beginning to lose their hair and walk on two legs and stuff....
#201 - pariahlol (04/15/2014) [-]
because they all fucking evolved. They evolved or they died. That's how it works. And the reason chimpanzees aren't like that is simply because they took a different route along the way and they haven't progressed any further than they are now. It's not like there's a set order, chimpanzees aren't going to evolve into humans at some point.
User avatar #112 - cloudstrifeownsall (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm not saying I don't believe in evolution... but it just puzzled me...
#127 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
Okay. Well, did you understand my first post about how animals only evolve when they need to survive a new environment or situation? Take the dodo (the dumb, flightless bird that went extinct in the 1600's) NOw, this pretty pathetic bird lived on an island with no predators and basically no worries. That's why the dodo pretty much stayed the same for a long time, it didn't need to evolve. hose with mutations or more particular qualities (like taller, or faster, or smarter, etc) weren't the only one's to survive. There was still a lot of dumb birds to have dumb babies. and then Suddenly humans showed up on the island and killed all the dodo in a matter of decades. the end.

Evolution happens when only those suited to "fit" the environment can survive to have more babies like them. Trees get taller- only the tallest giraffes can eat and live to have tall babies like them. "Soon" all giraffes are taller than they were once before. So, Evolution happens on a need to have basis.
#138 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
The most recent example of a caveman i can give you is the famous "neanderthal"

Now, the neanderthal is not related to humans. well- not directly. If it was a family tree- he would be like your great, great, great, Aunt's nephew by marriage. (or something like that, you get my drift, right?)

Neanderthal all died out around 30,000 years ago. Why? Well some scientist think they were all killed out by…actually "humans". Or parasites, or interbreeding with another species. The fact is they went extinct because for some reason they weren't fit enough for this world.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neanderthal_extinction_hypotheses

Basically what I'm trying to say is- Monkeys (well actually that's not right. )Ape's havent evolved into "cavemen" because there is no reason to do that anymore. They are surviving fine as they are.
#140 - anonexplains (04/15/2014) [-]
In fact the great apes you see now are the ones you would have seen back in the caveman days. Those apes never changed. Because they had no reason. Only we and a few other needed to evolved that drastically to survive. And we, humans, are the last of the living ones that evolved. WHy? I guess you can say that we won the human hunger games.
#103 - etfhan (04/15/2014) [-]
Monkeys evolove at level 36. They either are evolved or not, you can't have anything in the middle.
#54 - Who gives a **** .... Apple works great for me so …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on stuff about apple -2
#73 - Taromillas (04/11/2014) [-]
Thats what im saying man.
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