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Deli work 2
we had one old customer that could be best described as a silverback gorilla, big and hair everywhere. he'd always go to the hot case and ask for a chicken thigh, grip it right out of the case, say its too cold and ask to put it in the microwave. he always wore basketball shorts, and one day the asst. manager saw his balls hanging out of his shorts. think Sex Drive or Bad Grandpa.
had our fair share of accidents, one time i spilled all the grease we collect from the fryers and slow roaster all over the back parking lot and had to spend an hour or so spraying all that shit off. gave me time to not deal with customers which is always nice.
eventually you start to remember what certain customers want. like one wanted isaly's cooked ham hand shredded
which was almost as thin as we pre-sliced it regularly
or another snooty couple that wanted 7 slices of Eckrich Garlic Bologna sliced on 17. just goofy shit like that, where as long as you remember what they want the less amount of time you need to interact with them.
old people are fucking terrible at reading signs, or putting 2 and 2 together that the product might be different than what the sign says if it hasnt been changed yet. had the signs flipped for baby swiss and big eye swiss, which they very clearly dont look the same, but every single old person that went to order went like this:
"ill take x swiss please" pointing to the wrong cheese
we go to get the cheese they want but not pointing at
"no i want this one"
that's not the one you're asking for
"well the sign says this"
got to the point we just had to swap them since no one could see what was up. remember the customer is always right, even when they're acting retarded.
the first deli i worked at had the best customers though. one i remember was this old man that literally said he wanted to die because he couldnt read or write so he had to point at product and guess how much he wanted. one of the nicest customers i had was a straight up neo-nazi: rolls up in a wife-beater, teardrop tats, one tattoo sleeve on his arm is made of purely swastikas, and his other arm sleeve was the reichstag with hitler at the top and his cabinet below him. best customer i ever had.
at that deli we had this one idiot that had no idea what she was doing screw up the order of fried chicken and gave it to one couple that yoinked it opposed to the people that it was ordered for. the original customers were two obese ladies with a completely full cart-load of items. they didnt have chicken in time to give to them for when they ordered, so they just left the cart there and walked out the store. the coworker that made the mistake was fired the next day.
i've been electrocuted by fryers before since people like to wrap the greasy power cord around the metal bar under the fryer to keep it off the ground. that was a funny but painful energy booster.
there was a turf war between my manager and some chick that thought she was the manager since she had more store experience but the same deli experience as the rest of us. she tried to get me fired for saying i took too long with my job, but the store manager wasnt having any of that which helped. bit of an obnoxious cunt if you couldnt guess.
not all the customers are bad, like the senile old man or the neo-nazi. one time when it was me and the other two guys that worked there we got to serve the female volleyball team from a rival college in their uniform. hoo boy glad the counter was there to hide our erections.
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The major battery positive cable (Red Wire) is zipped tied to the exhaust pipe and the drive shaft. Once you start the car, the cable will be ripped out and the battery shorted out.
Worst case, burns down the car.
best case, battery blow up
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Oh yeah, his balls were necrotic. Dead tissue, needed it all removed. Lucky his penis was still intact.
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