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User avatar #438 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
Oh hello, meester. Been a while since we've talked. :3
User avatar #460 to #438 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
-Smirk-smiles to myself and presses my claws against your spine, digging them in gently. I lick your ear and thrum.- Oh, no worries. You're a docile little pet, now, aren't you?
User avatar #461 to #460 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
-Whimpers softly and closes my eyes tightly, arching my back even more against your claws as I shudder, my ears folding back at the lick.- Y-yush.
User avatar #462 to #461 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
Tell master, where do you like to be rubbed, caressed and touched? -I say as I pick you up and hold you tightly against me, walking you to the couch and laying you down on it and kneeling beside you on the floor, cheek on your chest and paw rubbing your thigh gingerly.-
User avatar #463 to #462 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
-I blush deeply, my toes curling a bit as I whimper again, my cheeks turning crimson red underneath my fur, a bit of drool clinging to my chin.- W-well my most sensitive s-pots are my ears, neck, shoulders, b-back, base of my tail and my tail, a-and my feet... I-if that's what you meant.
User avatar #464 to #463 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
-I bring my tail up toward your feet, the tip slowly and gently pressing on your pawpad and the ridges and bumps on its spine rubbing the rut between your toepads and sole. I lean up and press my maw to your neck, licking it gently while my paw reaches up to your head, my fingerclaw rubbing softly over your ear and pinching it while I smile and thrum softly.* Mrr, well, let's get started.~
User avatar #465 to #464 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
-I whine softly as I feel your on my feet, my tongue sliding out slowly in pleasure as I spread my toes apart for your tail. My tongue continues sliding out, laying on my chest as drool begins sliding down it and onto my chestfur, stretching my neck as you lick it, almost moaning as I curl my ears back slowly, panting around my tongue.-
User avatar #466 to #465 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
-I wrap my tail around one of your footpaws and press softly, digging my scales into your sensitive pads and smirking as I kiss and suckle on your neck fur. I roll your ear between my fingerclaws and play-moan to you.- Mrr, someone is enjoying their little massage.
User avatar #467 to #466 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
-I nod weakly, biting down on my tongue gently to keep myself quiet as I curl my toes around your tail, stretching my neck even more as my face becomes redder as I hear your.- M-mhmm...
User avatar #468 to #467 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
Hmm, hehe, not meaning to be derogatory, but your behaviour is very whore-like, pet. It's cute; feeling your toes work my tail. -I bite your neck softly and pull my lips away with a loose tuft of fur, pressing it on your neck again with my tongue while I squeeze your footpad with my tail again, my scales running against it and almost tickling, but rasping roughly at the same time.-
User avatar #469 to #468 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
Mm, I-I'm just really sensitive and I l-like it when they're paid attention t-to... -Jumps a little as my bite my neck, finally letting out a soft moan to you, a patch of neckfur wet on my neck from your licking, kissing, and biting. I gently kick against your tail as my sensitive foot is tickled lightly, my chestfur soaked with my own drool.-
User avatar #470 to #469 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
Maybe you want a little more attention? -I say, getting up and revealing my rock hard, stereotypical spine-covered draconic cock to you, dripping pre on your fur as I press it on your leg, then your calf, then your foot. I smirk at you as I climb on top of you and level my head with your navel, running my paws up and down your sides while I claw them affectionately, tapping my sharp claws on your fur. I lick your navel and press my scaleplated neck against your crotch, cock grinding the top of your foot. I release it from my tail.- Hmm... That's better...~
User avatar #471 to #470 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
-I slowly open my eyes, whining at the sight of your cock as I slowly bring my tongue back into my maw, moaning deeply, not able to hold it back any longer. I moan as I feel your cock slide down my leg, rubbing my foot along your draconic cock slowly, covering it in your pre, arching my back lightly as I feel your claws on my sides, murring heavily and bites my lip, letting out another moan as you lick my navel, my toes lightly gripping around your spines.- Oh gawd...
User avatar #472 to #471 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
-I smirk at you, licking your navel. I slide my tongue into it and lick around, playing with it while my cock rubs against your footpaw's pads, spines digging into them and pre slicking them. I dig my claws into your sides and swallow, making my throat bulge against your crotch. I look up at you menacingly and lick my lips.-
User avatar #473 to #472 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
-I lean my head back, panting hotly as my sheath swells against your throat, moaning as I slide my other foot to your cock, sandwiching it between my pads as you grind against them, pressing into your spines and shaft deeply, massaging it as I slowly look down at you, face bright red, showing underneath my fur as I moan, looking at your tongue as you lick your lips, eyes glistening slightly.-
User avatar #474 to #473 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
-I start to rock my hips, giving you a piercingly dominant stare as I rub my spiny, ridged cock against your soft pawpads. I feel your trembling feet rub my cock gently and slowly while I move it against them and let out a soft growl, swallowing again as your cock sheath swells against the bony plates of my neck.-
User avatar #475 to #474 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
[Grr, great timing. So sorry, but we're heading out to go for a walk right now. 3: I'll see you when I get back, m'kay?]
User avatar #476 to #475 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
[Alas, I'll be in bed. No worries. Have a good walk. :3]
User avatar #477 to #476 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
[Aww. alright. Welp, have a good night. :3]
User avatar #440 to #438 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
How are you, little one?
User avatar #439 to #438 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
Yush, it sure has. -Hugs.-
User avatar #441 to #439 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
-Hugs back and woofs.- Little one is good, thanks for asking. How about you, big one?
User avatar #442 to #441 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
-Growls in a rather high-pitched tone affectionately, pawing at your chest fur.- Biggie is goodie, thankie. :3
User avatar #443 to #442 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
-Giggles and flattens his ears, growling back at you playfully.- Oh goodie, glad to hear that. :3

What has biggie been up to lately?
User avatar #444 to #443 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
Hmm, well, I went to a haunted house with some old friends in the South Island and did a ghost hunt with them recently, I've been seeing another girl and, really, things have been meh all around. Zee isn't at home here with me, so I'm all alone left to my own devices. I've been fixing up the house, too. Cleaning out Shane's stuff for storage and etc, just general tidying.

Later this month I'm going to start saving up so I can go to Azerbaijan to see my parents.
User avatar #445 to #444 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
Ooh, sounds scary. Did you catch any ghosts? I wanna be a Ghostbuster. >:3 What's wrong? Does she not make you happy? :< -Hugs tighter.- Where did he go? Get that house tidy, mister.

That sounds nice, hehe. ^_^
User avatar #446 to #445 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
Nah, no apparitions. Just some EVP and spirit orb phenomena.
No, my last girlfriend I broke up with. We were too different in the end. I miss her, but hey, as nice as she was, she wasn't the one. Which only means things can get better when I finally find my girl. As for wyvey boi, he went to Mangawhai, he'll be back in 2 days.
User avatar #447 to #446 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
Still sounds scary. -Shivers.-
Sorry to hear that she wasn't the one, but, you'll find her someday. :3
Why'd he go there?
User avatar #448 to #447 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
Meh. They aren't really; most spirits don't seek to harm those in the living world's plane (ours), they mean us no harm, they're mostly normal people and it's just that the ways they make themselves known are so unnatural and fantastic to us that our nature is to be scared.
Mhm, thanks. :3
Just a vacation.
User avatar #449 to #448 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
I know, hehe. >w>
Just being a silly pup. X3
User avatar #450 to #449 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
-Discretely coils my tail behind you and taps your shoulder.- Hehe.
User avatar #451 to #450 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
-Jumps and turns around.- What was that?
User avatar #452 to #451 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
-Stifles his giggle, gently throwing a ping-pong ball above your head so it falls to the floor about a foot from where you stand and bounces in front of you.-
User avatar #453 to #452 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
Eep! -Jumps and clings to you, shivering and hides his tail between his legs.- So scared. ;3;
User avatar #454 to #453 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
-I burst out giggling, clutching onto you and patting your back.- Heh heheh, relax. It was a joke. -Gives you a light nip on the cheek, smiling.-
User avatar #455 to #454 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
Oh, er, right... A joke. >.>;
-Blushes softly and buries his face into your chest, tail wagging now.-
User avatar #456 to #455 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
You know, you would make a good pet. You're cute, clingy and sweet. -I giggle, picking you up and hugging you against me with one arm.-
User avatar #457 to #456 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
Hehehe, t-thank you! ^/////^ -Wags my tail faster, holding onto you as I wag my tail faster, barking softly to you.-
User avatar #458 to #457 - claydwaggy (07/16/2012) [-]
I'm sure you would have lots of fun with your master if you were to be my pet. -I lick your face back, rubbing your furred back slowly.-
User avatar #459 to #458 - doesnotcompute (07/16/2012) [-]
I-I'm sure, too. ^//w//^; -Blushes a bit more as you lick my face, murring and coils my tail a bit as I arch my back.-
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