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ciarancrashy

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: pc, x-box 360
Video Games Played: Skyrim, g-mod, Fallout 3, Left 4 Dead 2, Hearts of Iron 3, Age of Empires 2
Interests: Running, Video Games, Technology
Date Signed Up:4/06/2013
Last Login:6/29/2015
Location:Ireland
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#96 - **** 04/01/2015 on more kukuruyo 0
#94 - This is probably the most underrated comment of all time …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2015 on more kukuruyo 0
User avatar #95 - electronicbacon (04/01/2015) [-]
YOU RUINED THE ALLITERATION. HOW DARE YOU?
#99 - friedpotatoes (04/12/2015) [-]
Hi electronicbacon
#100 - electronicbacon (04/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #96 - ciarancrashy (04/01/2015) [-]
Fuck
#25 - I treat men and women the same... I don't keep the door open f… 05/05/2014 on How feminism works +4
#80 - As an Irishman, this is bollocks. It should be hurling, not ga… 04/27/2014 on Most popular sport by country 0
#29 - I'd draw the line at Medium. Will agree that medium rare is be…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2014 on True Facts +7
#60 - tomthehippie (04/22/2014) [-]
If it's good quality meat and either I am cooking it myself, or I trust the cook/restaurant, then it's rare.

Otherwise, you are correct good sir.
User avatar #142 - trollchildxy (04/22/2014) [-]
I have a habit of saying medium-medium rare just so that its either medium or medium rare.

Rare is too cold for me (I like hot hot hot food, so it just tastes cold.) and medium well is bordering on rubber.
#178 - tomthehippie (04/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough. As long as you don't venture into welldone territory then I can deal with it.
#25 - In Ireland you'll never get shot but you are 10… 04/21/2014 on Ireland 0
#37 - You are now aware that your jaw has weight and your consciousl… 04/09/2014 on so much discomfort 0
#175 - Comment deleted 03/19/2014 on Gaming Mac +1
#66 - Wasn't even a campaign, was just a quest but there is potentia… 03/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#57 - Well first off me and my friends are pretty new to D&D …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#60 - tomjay (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was more joking than meaning that anyway. Too bad you had a death in you first campaign, tho.
User avatar #66 - ciarancrashy (03/09/2014) [-]
Wasn't even a campaign, was just a quest but there is potential for campaign there if we go with it. We got shitty rolls when ambushed and the DM got good rolls. Luck of the draw really
#29 - Here's the ending of a game I played last week. >S…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on (untitled) +13
#47 - tomjay (03/09/2014) [-]
Dude, what's up with those rolls? Even if you throw for something as trivial as digging a six-foot deep hole (I get it, your buddy is a weak-ass wizzard, but still), throwing a natural 20 should mean he was able to finish it in ten minutes, during which he had a five-minute lunch break, but it shouldn't affect the size of the hole. Same goes for acrobacy throw, like how the fuck does that apply to throwing buckets of water (and even if, that would imply you had the bucket right away in your hands).

Mate trust me, I'm fun at parties and everything - I know this is all for shits and giggles and I of that I approve, but it just makes my DM sense tingle.
User avatar #57 - ciarancrashy (03/09/2014) [-]
Well first off me and my friends are pretty new to D&D

Secondly, it is a role playing game after all. The DM sets the story and the characters act out and develop it.

I do get what you're saying though
#60 - tomjay (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was more joking than meaning that anyway. Too bad you had a death in you first campaign, tho.
User avatar #66 - ciarancrashy (03/09/2014) [-]
Wasn't even a campaign, was just a quest but there is potential for campaign there if we go with it. We got shitty rolls when ambushed and the DM got good rolls. Luck of the draw really
#4 - LIve like it's 1993 Back to the womb I go gentlemen.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on (untitled) +32
User avatar #49 - garaichu (03/05/2014) [-]
Update us every hour on the experience, will ya?
#14 - >Pluto >Planet Pick one  [+] (14 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Weed. Not even once. +28
#111 - Rascal (03/04/2014) [-]
Indeed. Pluto is but a large comet.
User avatar #62 - kbpilottl (03/04/2014) [-]
Fuck you, Pluto is totally a planet.
User avatar #83 - truesmokewolf (03/04/2014) [-]
Actually... Pluto is smaller than Russia in landmass per square mile/kilometer.
#92 - neurofuzzy (03/04/2014) [-]
This is true. Russia actually has 1.0000163 square kilometers per square kilometer.
User avatar #137 - truesmokewolf (03/05/2014) [-]
Haha thanks. ^^ I just noticed my little error in word-choice.
#77 - oosime (03/04/2014) [-]
well, i guess we could give pluto full planet status again...
#112 - Javapenguin (03/04/2014) [-]
At least until it finishes a full revolution.
User avatar #49 - planetpluto (03/04/2014) [-]
Why you make me cri
#22 - mytwocents (03/03/2014) [-]
no more time travel for you, buddy.
#130 - klefenz (03/04/2014) [-]
The Moon isn't a planet either, so she's fired too.
#19 - clechyl (03/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 - oosime (03/04/2014) [-]
btw iau demoted pluto, not nasa
#40 - tehfalconguy (03/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - jackmanagan (03/03/2014) [-]
VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!
#357 - Always wanted to move to the United States. I was happy un… 02/23/2014 on GTFO +2
#274 - I guess I'll be crashing into things... Can't tell if… 02/22/2014 on How fucked are you? 0
#83 - Dead? You're pretty lucky if you do live to be … 02/22/2014 on Logic skill - 2 0
#23 - To everyone saying that time passes differently because of dif…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on European year +2
User avatar #90 - misfitsftw (02/22/2014) [-]
but...but we love you!
#101 - Britain sleeps thinking Ireland will love them some day … 02/08/2014 on God I hate to draw these balls +1
#13 - When you leave a semi-colon on a while loop and wonder why you… 02/05/2014 on problemsolving 0
#22 - Cards Against Humanity. Once you play, you'll be addi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on oh grandma 0
#25 - Rascal (02/04/2014) [-]
Except it gets boring after 10 minutes.
#13 - But will it blend? That is the question. 02/04/2014 on Irish engineering -9
#13 - As an Irishman, this is 110% accurate. I'm also plann…  [+] (67 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Best language +293
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#163 - Rascal (03/31/2014) [-]
 
User avatar #135 - capslockrage (01/20/2014) [-]
Well moving from ireland ANY country is an upgrade.
User avatar #125 - redstag (01/20/2014) [-]
Bitches will be on your dick like crazy. Because of that accent.
User avatar #120 - ryanmck (01/20/2014) [-]
Come to New York loads of Irish and irish americans here
User avatar #136 - capslockrage (01/20/2014) [-]
Even more in boston.
#105 - icameforthepron (01/20/2014) [-]
Assuming you might be decent looking, girls will line up to fuck you because of the accent.
User avatar #102 - ezTarget (01/20/2014) [-]
I'm a quarter irish and when ever my irish side comes to visit I just laugh my ass off when they try to talk to my friends. But as long as the accent is there people just assume you're being friendly lol
User avatar #101 - hitlersgayabortion (01/20/2014) [-]
just stay out of the south....and the midwest....and the great plains. (northwest master race)
#84 - gayisnotok (01/20/2014) [-]
go to chicago or boston and you will be ok
User avatar #80 - twistedwoodthing (01/20/2014) [-]
Probably you'll have a lot of people impressed with your accent. My mother has a friend who came from Ireland, and I just love hearing her speak. She even manages to make swearing sound melodious. Of course, there's probably a variety of Irish accents so maybe yours isn't that nice.
#79 - shenanidingus (01/20/2014) [-]
I can't really see it beginning well.
gif semi-related.
User avatar #76 - lamarisagoodname (01/20/2014) [-]
Come to Canada instead, just bring a diploma with you, and a degree can't hurt
#66 - Rascal (01/20/2014) [-]
come live near Boston. We'll welcome you like a brother and buy you drinks.
User avatar #61 - roflsaucer (01/20/2014) [-]
Depending on what part of the U.S. you live in, you might find a lot more Irish than you thought you would.
User avatar #52 - mistafishy (01/20/2014) [-]
Connecticut is crawling with Irishmen. The stat'es best pizza joint is run by an Irishman, and half of the counties too.
#50 - atdiaztwoone (01/20/2014) [-]
Where were you planning on living? depends on the area
#42 - ddoggdiggity (01/20/2014) [-]
come to alaska brother all us natives talk shit constanly but hell we still homies
#41 - Rascal (01/20/2014) [-]
Why would you want to go to that shithole? O.o
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#31 - lemleet (01/20/2014) [-]
well, you are used to brawling
User avatar #29 - yorker (01/20/2014) [-]
then it must be 890% inaccurate.

Just kidding, it's extremely accurate.
User avatar #28 - ilikeeggs (01/20/2014) [-]
hey man i wanna go to ireland when i'm older, we should just trade places!
User avatar #27 - Ricogator (01/20/2014) [-]
As an American I can safely confirm your suspicions.
#26 - Rascal (01/19/2014) [-]
Boston has a large Irish population, but I can't vouch for your safety...
User avatar #21 - hellsjester (01/19/2014) [-]
come to PA large irish/german population so you'll fit in at the bars with the rest of us.
#51 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
i can confirm this especially in Western PA
User avatar #53 - hellsjester (01/20/2014) [-]
centre what are you
#54 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
wait.. what? are you asking me where exactly im from? or are you asking what i am?
User avatar #56 - hellsjester (01/20/2014) [-]
county only any more is just weird mine is cetre
#59 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
oh lol i had no clue what you were trying to say. im from Lawrence county.
User avatar #106 - doomfish (01/20/2014) [-]
holy shit lmao
#107 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #110 - doomfish (01/20/2014) [-]
suprised there are are others from low populated areas of PA haha
#111 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
yes indeed there are ahahah
User avatar #112 - doomfish (01/20/2014) [-]
eh living in lawrence gets old haha
#113 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
oh believe me i know-___-
User avatar #114 - doomfish (01/20/2014) [-]
are you in one of the cities or are you in the country with the amish haha
#115 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
in a city lol. im close to New Castle.
User avatar #62 - hellsjester (01/20/2014) [-]
hmmmm that might be primarily german lol pretty close to ohio amish country there lol
#63 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
yeah im aware of the demographic of where ive lived all my life.
#86 - bobfaget (01/20/2014) [-]
Lancaster Master Race reporting in.
#87 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
you have lots of Amish. and youre across the state from me haaha.

but no really, we have a crap ton of Amish people over here near New Wilmington, PA and such.
#88 - bobfaget (01/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're so Amish that we got an amish mafia. Lebanon Levi was down at the Cadillac dealership by my house the other day. My mom actually sells Amish furniture we're so amish. You ever come down to this part of the state?
#90 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
yeah i was over that way kinda in October, had to drive to my college roommates house, pick her up, then head up to New York City for New York Comic Con. i love Amish country though, so peaceful.
#92 - bobfaget (01/20/2014) [-]
Yeah shits great. What college did she go to if you don't mind my asking?
#94 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
we both went to University of Pittsburgh, Bradford campus.
#96 - bobfaget (01/20/2014) [-]
Penises
#58 - Rascal (01/20/2014) [-]
Dat English. . .
User avatar #57 - hellsjester (01/20/2014) [-]
just trying to see you German to irish ratio lol depending on how far west means more then likey more german then irish lol
User avatar #20 - theguythatisnotyou (01/19/2014) [-]
Don't worry, most Americans are of some Irish descent, so we know that "Eh, you fucking cunt, what do you think you're doing?" means "Eh, you fine upstanding gentleman, do you want to get a beer and talk about how much the British suck?"
User avatar #22 - zzforrest (01/19/2014) [-]
I never thought about the fact that most city Americans are basically Irish without the accent.
User avatar #23 - theguythatisnotyou (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, most Americans can trace their 'European' Because about 99% of us have some Native Indian in us. ancestry to the Irish, the Germans, or the British, so we have a lot of their culture in our culture. It is really fun culture.
#67 - Rascal (01/20/2014) [-]
we're a melting pot....we have literally every culture here not just those.
you kind of disappoint me.
User avatar #73 - theguythatisnotyou (01/20/2014) [-]
I was just trying to name the largest ones for Non-Hispanic Caucasians those are the three main ancestries. I know we have way more than that. One walk through Brooklyn could tell you that.
User avatar #25 - zzforrest (01/19/2014) [-]
The thing about America is that depending on which corner of the country you are in, you'll practically be in culture shock. You know what they say, in the north "fuck you" means "good day", in the south "good day" means "fuck you".
User avatar #40 - incoming (01/20/2014) [-]
Also in the south "Bless your heart" is a nice way of saying you're stupid. Example "Look at incoming over there pickin' up that piece of plywood covered in spiders. bless his heart."
User avatar #64 - agentdennis (01/20/2014) [-]
I'm from Louisiana and I can confirm this.
User avatar #75 - newsuperyoshi (01/20/2014) [-]
Same.
User avatar #83 - pheonixinstinct (01/20/2014) [-]
bumfuck TN here, we get that here too
User avatar #14 - dagold (01/19/2014) [-]
My dad was from Ireland, but I was born here. Before my accent faded I got a lot of attention. I didn't realize the power an Irish accent wielded here until I had lost it.
User avatar #104 - memeticman (01/20/2014) [-]
Strangely, Same story here.
#130 - Rascal (01/20/2014) [-]
you're both probably related because the irish are inbred beyond belief.
#156 - memeticman (01/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - lolfire (01/19/2014) [-]
A southern Irish accent is all fine and well but see if you're from belfast.... it doesn't go down so well...

Belfast Earthquake
User avatar #18 - dagold (01/19/2014) [-]
fair enough. I miss my accent, I never got to put it to good use.
#68 - But do you own a ps2? It better be a yes or else.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Let the nostalgia flow +1
#75 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/18/2014) [-]
#66 - Or y'know you own it on steam I also had it on …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Let the nostalgia flow +1
User avatar #67 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/18/2014) [-]
I don't have steam


Your argument is invalid
User avatar #99 - jubbehhh (01/18/2014) [-]
Your mum is invalid
User avatar #100 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/18/2014) [-]
[Strangles internally]
(But seriously, funny comment :3)
User avatar #68 - ciarancrashy (01/18/2014) [-]
But do you own a ps2?

It better be a yes or else.
#75 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/18/2014) [-]
#207 - Behold the Irish Subway Network It was planned … 01/18/2014 on Subway Networks +4
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