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chuffberry

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:USA
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#151 - this was in the zoo i worked at during feeding time. after the…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2014 on snake accidentally bites... 0
User avatar #179 - aaawwwyeah (09/11/2014) [-]
Wouldn't a snake without the tail just be the head?
User avatar #181 - chuffberry (09/11/2014) [-]
if you flip a snake over, you can actually see the part where the belly ends and the tail begins
User avatar #183 - aaawwwyeah (09/11/2014) [-]
Hmm.... Can snakeologist confirm?
#191 - anon (09/11/2014) [-]
Snakeologist confirms.
The tail ends just before the poophole (cloaca) starts.
User avatar #192 - zoologyexplain (09/11/2014) [-]
forgot to login
#145 - no. some guys did an experiment on rattlesnakes to see if they… 09/11/2014 on snake accidentally bites... 0
#143 - not true. i've witnessed a green mamba giving itself a loaded …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/11/2014 on snake accidentally bites... 0
User avatar #149 - zoologyexplain (09/11/2014) [-]
If your story is true and it lost the tail, if it had the same effect as it would with humans, it would die in seconds or minutes as prey of the same weight does.

Necrosis is not the same as envenomation susceptibility.
User avatar #151 - chuffberry (09/11/2014) [-]
this was in the zoo i worked at during feeding time. after the snake bit itself on the tail and started showing signs of sickness, it was quickly sedated and the tail was amputated. it ended up having to get a little more amputated later on.
User avatar #179 - aaawwwyeah (09/11/2014) [-]
Wouldn't a snake without the tail just be the head?
User avatar #181 - chuffberry (09/11/2014) [-]
if you flip a snake over, you can actually see the part where the belly ends and the tail begins
User avatar #183 - aaawwwyeah (09/11/2014) [-]
Hmm.... Can snakeologist confirm?
#191 - anon (09/11/2014) [-]
Snakeologist confirms.
The tail ends just before the poophole (cloaca) starts.
User avatar #192 - zoologyexplain (09/11/2014) [-]
forgot to login
#73 - i had a teacher in high school named Sharin Cox. she taught se… 09/11/2014 on Bad Education +1
#57 - "so, where are you living right now?" "uhh,…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +41
User avatar #73 - thenewgizmobox (09/08/2014) [-]
"oh, you wouldn't know them"
User avatar #85 - johnnyferno (09/08/2014) [-]
"What is he a hipster?"
#29 - today on campus there was the first tour group of moms and hig… 09/07/2014 on Tourists anywhere 0
#221 - well, to be fair, i also cry when i smell brussels sprouts. i … 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? +1
#22 - that little bastard eats Chipotle more politely than i do. 09/06/2014 on Tiny hamster eating tiny... 0
#34 - OH GOD!!! HE'S COMING RIGHT TORTOISE!!!! 09/05/2014 on there were no survivors 0
#40 - i grew up calling them goats heads. 09/03/2014 on Australian Problems comp, pt 3 0
#82 - i saw it on Monsters Inside Me. the guy had surgery and then t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Facts Facts Facts 0
User avatar #83 - ihadtopickaname (09/03/2014) [-]
peaplants confirmed for being monster underneath your bed
#6 - i could always tell when my roommate was stoned because she'd …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on ukj +1
User avatar #16 - alstorp (09/02/2014) [-]
Is that a sexual innuendo for something?
#18 - dude.... 09/02/2014 on :) +26
#15 - surgery.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Facts Facts Facts +4
User avatar #30 - ihadtopickaname (09/02/2014) [-]
I thought about it, but I didn't know if it couldn't work due to it actually being in the lung. I guess I thought it would basically be a guaranteed collapsed lung.I'm pretty clueless when it comes to what you can or can't do with surgery.
User avatar #82 - chuffberry (09/03/2014) [-]
i saw it on Monsters Inside Me. the guy had surgery and then they have him some antibiotics just to make sure he didn't get an infection.
User avatar #83 - ihadtopickaname (09/03/2014) [-]
peaplants confirmed for being monster underneath your bed
User avatar #38 - norkas (09/02/2014) [-]
You can remove the lung and replace it.
User avatar #39 - ihadtopickaname (09/02/2014) [-]
oh, did not know that, many thanks
#17 - what the hell do you think is going to happen if you post your…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Fat Shaming September 0
User avatar #18 - kanaka (09/02/2014) [-]
preaching to the choir, boy
#17 - stick out your leg on the other side, next to the wall. dumbass.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Ever single night... +1
User avatar #19 - guardianatreyu (08/31/2014) [-]
Then they grab you from the front of the bed.
#101 - JESUS TITS WITH RICE!!!! THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU????? 08/31/2014 on justgirlythings 0
#38 - Picture 08/29/2014 on That guy +1
#3 - that mofo is getting a **** ton of granola. look at his…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Nature with Ron Swanson +27
User avatar #11 - enemyoftrn (08/29/2014) [-]
He can turn it into booze for moonshine.
User avatar #10 - neozas (08/29/2014) [-]
not with that attitude.
User avatar #5 - bossmanholms (08/29/2014) [-]
Bitch watch me try.
#10 - no according to the comics Groot's species is basically immort… 08/29/2014 on Marvel movies in a nutshell... +1
#11 - i told my houseplant he was free to go and explore the world a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Lolwat? +332
#102 - anon (08/29/2014) [-]
forcing your perspective on gender on a helpless plant
cisgender scum check your privelege
#48 - GEARBOY (08/29/2014) [-]
"Silence doesn't mean acceptance"
#7 - there was something sort of like the grapes at the store i use… 08/29/2014 on DYK Comp #22 0
#168 - "you will have some classes later in life where teachers …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on Teachers +12
User avatar #180 - rawryrawr (08/29/2014) [-]
LIES! they dident have to lie
#31 - i have that same tshirt. and that same attitude.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on That guy 0
User avatar #36 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Maybe that's you.
#38 - chuffberry (08/29/2014) [-]
#111 - AYOOOOO I GO TO NC STATE!!!!! *swell with pride and rape culture* 08/29/2014 on I can see why even women... 0

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User avatar #13 - pleuradispensor (03/18/2015) [-]
is there ever going to be another installment of "weird **** my rommate does?"
User avatar #15 to #13 - chuffberry (03/19/2015) [-]
i didn't know if i should make another one or not. i've been on spring break, so i can post a new one in a few days.
#16 to #15 - pleuradispensor (03/19/2015) [-]
I very much enjoyed the first ones
I very much enjoyed the first ones
User avatar #14 to #13 - pleuradispensor (03/18/2015) [-]
**pleuradispensor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**pleuradispensor rolls Cannot predict now**
User avatar #10 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Is your roommate actually Jewish? If she just claims she is without being born jewish, or properly converted, shes still goy. - A jew
User avatar #11 to #10 - chuffberry (03/03/2015) [-]
i'm not entirely sure. i think she is jewish, because she refers to non-jews who date jews as "goy toys".
User avatar #12 to #11 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that does seem like something a jew would say lol.
#9 - oriphiel (03/02/2015) [-]
kelly sounds absolutely awful, you should post a picture of her so we know if she fits the stereotype feminazi image
User avatar #8 - arena (03/01/2015) [-]
Kelly doesn't sound to nice. How long have you been living with her.
User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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