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chrystof

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: jimboyodell
X-box Gamertag: chrystof21
Date Signed Up:2/26/2011
Last Login:8/05/2015
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#10 - nerd  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on (untitled) +2
User avatar #18 - ministermax (4 hours ago) [-]
no u
#11 - isabelleac (6 hours ago) [-]
Your mother.
#19 - I really don't understand midnight releases. If you're going t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Poeple You Meet At Midnight... 0
#23 - nytor (07/28/2015) [-]
People don't go to these for the sole purpose of immediately playing the game(though they usually still do play it immediately). They go so they can actually get a copy. Speaking from experience, back when I was 13 and had my Xbox 360 I went to a midnight release or two because half the time if I went the next day the store would be out of copies by the time I got there. They never had enough copies for big releases.
User avatar #20 - Lainge (07/28/2015) [-]
People are stupid.
#31 - you ever watched Garth Marenghi's Darkplace?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Its Magic +3
User avatar #34 - retardedboss (07/28/2015) [-]
I have not.
#2190 - **chrystof used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **chrystof rolls 36** 07/14/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#206 - pube on a pipe 07/13/2015 on Time to rename anonmous 0
#2827 - **chrystof used "*roll picture*"** **chrystof rolled image ** 07/13/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#10747073 - **chrystof used "*roll 1, male privilege*"** **chrystof rol… 07/10/2015 on Autism Board 0
#191 - too much cardio  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on before and after pic 0
#194 - teeheetummytum (07/02/2015) [-]
Cardio is anything over 5 reps, not 5 steps.
#17 - yet when the same thing happens in football people are branded… 06/03/2015 on Sportsmanship 0
#35 - Stop complaining and do your job. Every job in food or retail …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Pizza Delivery Tales -3
#40 - duudegladiator (06/04/2015) [-]
Fuck off Shit blossom
#39 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
allright then edgelord wind it in. you're a cunt we get it.

point is that certain things (like expecting ur driver to be a walking ATM when in some places they arent allowed to carry more then £15 to discourage theft, no i fcking CANT break ur £40 for 21.15 worth of food) that people should just fcking know by now.

tipping (even in non-US countries) is fairly standard. drivers only make minimum wage if they get tips (they are all jewed out of fuel money) or if they drive extremely eficient cars. but then you get penalised for not raping the sht out of your car for every extra second of time saved.

its not about awkward. its about sharing frustrations for camaraderie among strangers and schadenfreude for those who dont get it.

ive done a fair few shitty jobs in my time and though delivery driving is the easiest, its also the one you get fcked over the hardest in.

case in point (OC time):

>managers cant manage shit during the Xmas rush so everyones running everyone elses deliveries so the management can fudge the numbers

>management clock out ASAP leaving everyone else with no clue about the numbers they fudged

> people going home with £20 of someone elses money considered " Xmas tipping" where others lose £20 (more then they earn that night) because "the computer says you are light".

just another day at dominoes.

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User avatar #1 - galning (12/29/2011) [-]
Hey man, thanks for the friend request.
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