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christofferse

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Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Dishonored
Interests: Big booty bitches ;)
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Last Login:6/30/2015
Location:Denmark
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latest user's comments

#192 - Ah okay 21 hours ago on shower thoughts 0
#186 - I don't understand the 5:00 heavy drinking, some help guise?  [+] (7 new replies) 21 hours ago on shower thoughts 0
User avatar #191 - AlexPaincakes (21 hours ago) [-]
Well if you start any earlier than 5 people might consider you an alcoholic.

It's just basically the earliest sociably acceptable time.
User avatar #200 - kevinator (20 hours ago) [-]
I start drinkin at 9 in the morning because I work nights, imagine the look I get from the joggers and people who walk their kids/dogs when they see me chugging one down on my porch
User avatar #202 - AlexPaincakes (20 hours ago) [-]
Dude I'm right there with you I can't tell you how many beers I've drank to the sunrise because I get home right before it happens and people always stare at me like you said.
User avatar #204 - kevinator (20 hours ago) [-]
had a chuch lady tell me I was going to hell for being an alchoolic, so I started acting up drunk and saying I'd beat my wife and kid out of anger, she called the cops, they showed up and I was sitting there having my 1st beer, the cops questionned me but saw I was still sober and 1. I didn't have any wife or kids 2. saw the crazy ''church talk'' she was having while the interogation, they told her they could fine her for useless use of police force ahahahahahha
User avatar #208 - AlexPaincakes (20 hours ago) [-]
Lmao I love when shit gets turned around to those who go out of their way to disturb the peace.

If you're just minding your own business on your own property I don't see why people feel like they are obligating to come up and start being an asshole.
User avatar #209 - kevinator (20 hours ago) [-]
Got no idea, but that day was great aha, I slept so well after that lmao
User avatar #192 - christofferse (21 hours ago) [-]
Ah okay
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#32 - This can't be... 06/23/2015 on Yeah 0
#9 - I too understood it I feel smart already 06/23/2015 on tumblr +4
#12 - Picture 06/23/2015 on the feels +39
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User avatar #127 - ericforeman (06/23/2015) [-]
I read that in his voice. It made me feel nice.
User avatar #99 - cognosceteipsum (06/23/2015) [-]
Isn't this the fast car man
User avatar #106 - saytwaa (06/23/2015) [-]
yes
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#22 - Rascal (06/23/2015) [-]
WRRRRRRYYY
#35 - jackopo (06/23/2015) [-]
MUDA MUDA MUDA!
#21 - affix (06/23/2015) [-]
Someday, i will be Hokage of the royal order of protestant knights.
-Eren Jaeger.
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#135 - bigdeathw (06/23/2015) [-]
do u have any more of these
#111 - rikkyroe (06/23/2015) [-]
You cant beat the original, dammit
User avatar #75 - karvarausku (06/23/2015) [-]
From Hunter x Hunter.
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#45 - hotpiss (06/23/2015) [-]
beat me to it sir. However, pretty weirdly, venus is hotter.
#22 - "That's offensive!" ... And remind me again…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on PC is killing comedy +15
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#21 - SonicTeam (10/30/2012) [-]
Who are you and why do you wish to add me?
User avatar #22 to #21 - christofferse (10/31/2012) [-]
because i'm looking for friends on funnyjunk, so added you since you were one of the users on the top, and i like your content
User avatar #23 to #22 - SonicTeam (10/31/2012) [-]
Fair enough.
What content of mine did you like?
User avatar #24 to #23 - christofferse (10/31/2012) [-]
definitely the one about definitely, i thought that was good ;)
User avatar #25 to #24 - SonicTeam (10/31/2012) [-]
Uhh....
User avatar #26 to #25 - christofferse (11/01/2012) [-]
well i thought it was funny, don't know if reposted, and frankly don't care
User avatar #27 to #26 - SonicTeam (11/03/2012) [-]
I'm still confused on what post you saw of mine
User avatar #28 to #27 - christofferse (11/03/2012) [-]
doesn't matter then
#14 - boxdrop (10/12/2012) [-]
Hello buddy, hope you're having a great day
#13 - hailjettom (10/12/2012) [-]
I love you 1/100 of how much I love theintelligentanon.
That's quite the amount. Keep rocking!
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User avatar #9 - trainerblu (10/12/2012) [-]
You are nice person who volunteers and is a valued commodity in your town.
User avatar #8 - fukkendragonite (10/12/2012) [-]
Damn friendlytroll, what's your ******* problem? christofferse is a nice guy and I won't stand for you calling him such a nasty name.

Have a nice day christofferse
User avatar #10 to #8 - friendlytroll (10/12/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to roll him :(
User avatar #7 - lordketchup (10/12/2012) [-]
i hope you have a fantastic day
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User avatar #5 - imnotkickthecat (10/12/2012) [-]
ur mum
User avatar #4 - linkofreekthree (10/12/2012) [-]
you're a nice person and i love you
User avatar #3 - friendlytroll (10/12/2012) [-]
Hi ****** :D
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