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Date Signed Up:12/26/2010
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#94 - Ain't nobody got time for a Scion. 'Murica.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Gear Katana +2
#112 - trolljunkusa (03/26/2014) [-]
Ultimate driving machine stepping in
User avatar #120 - joshlol (03/26/2014) [-]
BMW masterrace

E46 M3 here
User avatar #122 - trolljunkusa (03/26/2014) [-]
I almost bought an E90 M3. It had a flappy gearbox and everything I wanted. Too many miles though

And the E46 M3 I wanted Got bought the week before my loan got approved

So I said fuck it and bought an autotragic E90 325i
User avatar #126 - joshlol (03/26/2014) [-]
Personally I'm a fan of the older stuff more so than the newer. The E90 handles really well but I just don't enjoy the aesthetics enough.

If I had the room I really want to buy an old E30 3 series.
User avatar #130 - trolljunkusa (03/26/2014) [-]
This kid at my school is getting an E30 M3. He wants to make it look like frank oceans.

I wasn't a big fan of the E46. I'm an E36 guy. E90 is my second favorite
#131 - joshlol (03/26/2014) [-]
Oh yeah the E36 is a lovely generation. Also very easy to work on compared to the E46 and cheaper parts. I really do love those.

>He wants to make it look like frank oceans
Who can hate that?
User avatar #133 - trolljunkusa (03/26/2014) [-]
It's such a sexy car

There is an E90 M3 in my town that is painted that exact color but metallic. It's one of the sexiest motherfuckers I've ever seen. It always tries to race me.

I just can't wait till this summer when I buy my new exhaust, air intake, and suspension
User avatar #136 - joshlol (03/26/2014) [-]
I wanted to paint mine Laguna Seca blue and get a real professional job of it done, would be looking to spend £3-4k though it just doesn't seem worth it.
User avatar #137 - trolljunkusa (03/26/2014) [-]
I want to get mine painted too, but idk. painting a newer car just doesn't feel right. I don't want to look mexican
#117 - Picture 03/21/2014 on shame daughter +5
#199 - Thanks bro! This is 2 month old Anubis. 02/14/2014 on Dogs then and now. +1
#198 - Jackie, in the back of the photo was almost named Achilles bec… 02/14/2014 on Dogs then and now. 0
#8 - Happy birthday from one Chris to another.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2014 on Yay +3
#40 - dawggz (02/15/2014) [-]
The Chris trio
#12 - christheace (02/14/2014) [-]
Chris' unite
#41 - dawggz (02/15/2014) [-]
The Chris Trio
#9 - German Shepherd is best shepherd! Anubis & Jackie.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/14/2014 on Dogs then and now. +19
User avatar #167 - newdevyx (02/14/2014) [-]
My sister has a black one and she's a huge even for a German shepherd.
#71 - swagbot (02/14/2014) [-]
Jesus - the black one actually looks like Anubis!
Awesome name choice, there.
#199 - chrispyzz (02/14/2014) [-]
Thanks bro! This is 2 month old Anubis.
#144 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2014) [-]
plot twist: Jackie is the black one
#59 - froseph (02/14/2014) [-]
This is my old Shepard Bruwin. He was the best damn friend I've ever had and I'll never forget him.
User avatar #50 - turbodoosh (02/14/2014) [-]
That is a perfect name for a German Shepard. ..Jackie just fits so well.
User avatar #198 - chrispyzz (02/14/2014) [-]
Jackie, in the back of the photo was almost named Achilles because when she was little she liked to nip at peoples ankles then run off.

But because she's a girl I went with Jackie, named after Handsome Jack.
#56 - German Shepherd is best shepherd! This is Anubis and Jackie. 12/03/2013 on 1st Year 0
#15 - I ate my whole foot long Big Philly in one sitting earlier.  [+] (11 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Just girl things +46
User avatar #40 - Dstroyer (10/24/2013) [-]
I can't do that because by the time I finish half, the 2nd half is all nasty because of the moisture.
#60 - tomscooter (10/24/2013) [-]
moisture?!
User avatar #38 - MatthewsGauss (10/24/2013) [-]
I always try to beat my record time for eating a footlong turkey. So far its 1:18 with water and 2:23 without
#17 - iwantthedgornio (10/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #74 - niggernazi (10/24/2013) [-]
*fat as fucking hell
User avatar #41 - luddethebunny (10/24/2013) [-]
or just fat.
User avatar #55 - animedudej (10/24/2013) [-]
or just heavily built and needing every ounce of sustinance to sustain his gynormour muscles it's a possibility
#75 - niggernazi (10/24/2013) [-]
''heavily built'' is just a nicer word for disgustingly obese.
User avatar #76 - animedudej (10/24/2013) [-]
if you're american that is

i have some american friends that i dont hate
User avatar #94 - murpmurp (10/24/2013) [-]
yeah! like me!
User avatar #67 - zombifier (10/24/2013) [-]
or just a skinny fuck with outrageous metabolism
#217 - Thanks, Bro. He doesn't live up to it, he's a cuddlebug.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Melanistic animals +2
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#211 - My German Shepherd, Anubis.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Melanistic animals +5
User avatar #229 - wiccanwolfboy (09/13/2013) [-]
My Rosy boa is named Anubis!
User avatar #214 - tmbg (09/13/2013) [-]
that is a badass name for a dog
User avatar #218 - MrBlak (09/13/2013) [-]
Agreed. I thought the same thing, typed it out, then saw your post.
#217 - chrispyzz (09/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, Bro.

He doesn't live up to it, he's a cuddlebug.
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