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Date Signed Up:5/07/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#23332
Highest Content Rank:#2443
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Content Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 169 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 170 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 20% (1/5)
Level 118 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 119 Comments: Funny Junkie
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Total Comments Made:360
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    Smart Smart
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    Potato Potato
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    Fuck it! Fuck it!
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    I've seen some shit! I've seen some shit!
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    Turtle baby Turtle baby
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    Smooth as fuck! Smooth as fuck!
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    Monkey Monkey
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    Poor cat! Poor cat!

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#134 - Comment deleted 11/06/2014 on give away again +1
#1173 -   ▲ ▲ ▲ 11/03/2014 on A Secret revealed 0
#59 - My guess is nothing  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2014 on ouch that burn +1
#68 - nastyninja (10/12/2014) [-]
Closest I have to a burn gif. That was glorious.
#63 - leal (10/12/2014) [-]
#37 - Oh, I see, just saw it and didn't really care to read, my gf t… 09/29/2014 on This is horrifying 0
#13 - It is, she is collecting used condoms, and gets loads from her…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on This is horrifying 0
User avatar #24 - sleycer (09/29/2014) [-]
well, i have read that article and i dont belive it, not because it might not be legit, but because its shared like hell on facebook. For starters, this picture is very old and nothing have been coming up until now. I think its just some like-addicted teenager on facebook who thought it would bring him/her lots of likes is he/she made up a story to the picture. the story was posted a place i have never even heard about. Point is, give me a trusted source and i'll belive it
User avatar #37 - chorozord (09/29/2014) [-]
Oh, I see, just saw it and didn't really care to read, my gf told me about the story, so I didn't think about it really
#364 - You're a cunt addy 09/26/2014 on addy's ban report 0
#57 - pepsi 09/21/2014 on omg did he die? 0
#51 - I like that you actually took the time to make it look like th… 08/31/2014 on Ye've warmed tha cockles of... +1
#84 - There is absolutely no frowning  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on They touched the butt -1
#101 - woodoo (08/25/2014) [-]
Well, to be fair, they were both frowning to begin with.
#2941 - **chorozord rolls 76,061,492** 08/23/2014 on Roll for Red Text -1
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#17 - flesheater (05/21/2014) [-]
CHEERS 4 THE ADD
CHEERS 4 THE ADD
User avatar #14 - chorozord (04/24/2013) [-]
**chorozord rolls 94,390,848**
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User avatar #4 - youallfags **User deleted account** (12/31/2012) [-]
There we go, just deleted it.

Have a nice day
User avatar #3 - chorozord (12/05/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #2 - chorozord (11/29/2012) [-]
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#1 - SonicTeam (05/26/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY RAPED   
Just had to do it.   
Thanks for the add Chorozord.
COMMENT VIRGINITY RAPED
Just had to do it.
Thanks for the add Chorozord.
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