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chorozord

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Date Signed Up:5/07/2012
Last Login:8/31/2015
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#95 - Well the thing is, I am trying to get into school, but I just …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2015 on MRW school starts next week 0
User avatar #190 - demcupcakes (08/21/2015) [-]
Go to a community college they let anyone in.
#84 - tfw I never graduated because I left school and ****** …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2015 on MRW school starts next week +18
#219 - myreadyassyolk (08/21/2015) [-]
Man, I'm on my way there. Just got out of Highschool and taking a year off to get my shit together. Feel like such a freeloader though.
#136 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
i know that feel
#119 - seapuss (08/21/2015) [-]
3 years here...
#93 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
It's never to later on try again. I'm not saying it's going to be easy or that you won't be met with more obstacles than before but if it's something you want then go for it. I'm turning 27 next month and this December I'll graduate with a degree in logistics.
User avatar #95 - chorozord (08/21/2015) [-]
Well the thing is, I am trying to get into school, but I just don't get in. So I have not given up, I'm just very unlucky with school, but thanks man!
User avatar #190 - demcupcakes (08/21/2015) [-]
Go to a community college they let anyone in.
#1 - What 08/16/2015 on There was an attempt... 0
#256 - Plz 07/19/2015 on Draw With FunnyJunk 0
#369 - Luckily I wasted my life with a selfie stick yesterday so now … 07/10/2015 on It's selfie Friday, post... +3
#517 - **chorozord used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"** **chorozord rolls … 07/08/2015 on Rolling trips slaps Admin 0
#42 - Well pleayed 07/05/2015 on The Interrogation chamber 0
#418178 - Hello= 07/05/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#417414 - Well I am here because I hope you are killing yourself to night 07/05/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#416646 - Addy does the exact thing that I do! 07/05/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL +3

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#17 - flesheater ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
CHEERS 4 THE ADD
CHEERS 4 THE ADD
User avatar #14 - chorozord (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - youallfags **User deleted account** (12/31/2012) [-]
There we go, just deleted it.

Have a nice day
User avatar #3 - chorozord (12/05/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #2 - chorozord (11/29/2012) [-]
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#1 - SonicTeam (05/26/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY RAPED   
Just had to do it.   
Thanks for the add Chorozord.
COMMENT VIRGINITY RAPED
Just had to do it.
Thanks for the add Chorozord.
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