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    Do you even lift brah? Do you even lift brah?
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#165 - **chootem rolled image ** Bless your heart good sir 06/09/2014 on Baldy says: 0
#4171 - **chootem rolled image ** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#186 - soclose.jpg 05/29/2014 on 4chan 0
#185 - **chootem rolls 21** CH Ch CH Ch CheCk Em!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on 4chan -1
User avatar #186 - chootem (05/29/2014) [-]
#9 - **chootem rolls 28** 05/28/2014 on Roll 'em high. 0
#9 - Welcome to manhood my friend... 05/28/2014 on tittytanglers 0
#1147 - **chootem rolls 32** I have prepared myself admin... 05/27/2014 on Gay for admin 0
#57 - Because when some mother ****** comes up to you w…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/23/2014 on usa vs canada -1
#88 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
Your comment makes no sense. If you're being mugged you don't react, real life is not a movie, if you try to play the hero you're gonna get yourself killed.
User avatar #60 - xxjimmyxx (05/23/2014) [-]
Yes but that also means he won't have a gun to pull on me, means he's relying on a knife which 90% of my friends carry for self defence
User avatar #199 - TastyBurger (05/23/2014) [-]
Its illegal to carry knives, you twat. Also, what you're saying pretty much defeats itself. You still both have the same weapon. How is that different to two people having guns?
User avatar #239 - xxjimmyxx (05/24/2014) [-]
If you read the law and actually knew anything about it, you would know that folding knives classified as (Torsion bar assisted-opening knives) are allowed to be carried around on the person as long as it can not be opened by gravity or centrifugal force. So learn the law and fuck yourself ya twat. ( www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/publications/dm-md/d19/d19-13-2-eng.pdf ) Here is a link to educate yourself.

And I was stating that the populace may not be unarmed and also, I can run from a knife I can't run from a bullet.
User avatar #245 - TastyBurger (05/24/2014) [-]
You can't run from a guy with a knife who's faster than you or can run for longer than you. A bullet can also miss. People aren't that accurate.

Also, if its a folding knife, you really think you'll be able to pull it out of your pocket and unfold it before the guy just up and shanks you?

And again, a knife can do way more damage than a gunshot wound, as a bullet can leave your body cleanly, but a knife can never be pulled out cleanly. Also, if you get stabbed, no one will know for a long time and you could bleed out on the street. Guns are loud as fuck. You get shot, you're going to get some help very quickly.
User avatar #86 - karson (05/23/2014) [-]
are you commenting as anon to avoid thumbs?

i dont care either way, I won't bother replying to any anon, but if it is you, our discussion can continue. if it isn't, carry on.
User avatar #238 - xxjimmyxx (05/24/2014) [-]
I'm not that anon I'm not a panzy.
User avatar #248 - karson (05/24/2014) [-]
ah, right then. have a nice day.
User avatar #71 - karson (05/23/2014) [-]
yeah, because criminals will stop carrying guns if guns are illegal away with, right?

most guns used in robberies now are stolen or illegal anyways.
#73 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
I just like to compare the gun violence in the US to Canada. How many mass shootings until something is changed?
#18 - **chootem rolled image ** He's a lead farmer motha *… 05/23/2014 on just a dude playing a dude -2
#71 - **chootem rolled image ** Well this is depressing as … 05/22/2014 on Profiles now have latest... 0
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