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chodestroker

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Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
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Content Thumbs: 8817 total,  9935 ,  1118
Comment Thumbs: 652 total,  820 ,  168
Content Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 165 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 166 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:7
Content Views:48136
Times Content Favorited:1018 times
Total Comments Made:262
FJ Points:9576
Favorite Tags: to (3) | rescue (2) | Scumbag (2) | steve (2) | the (2)

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#70 - You're such a badass. Lol  [+] (1 reply) 02/23/2014 on Single for too long 0
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#71 - xxELITExx (02/23/2014) [-]
nope just a dick
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#22 - inuares (11/27/2013) [-]
How many chodes have you stroked? I need to know. For science of course.
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#24 - chodestroker (11/27/2013) [-]
It all started when I cried my way out of a vagina and saw a plump chode who belonged to Doctor Eisenhower. From that point on, my memory fails to recollect all the chodes which have entered my firm grasp. It's almost as if my brain has created a defense mechanism against my rough childhood beginning. Living with chode stroking syndrome is not an easy thing to live with and you have to remember that I am just a human, too. My whole life I wished not to stroke a chode, but before you know it, a chode is sliding through the grasps of my finger tips. Sometimes I cry for help afterwards as the memory is blackened and hazy... The cum drips inbetween my finger nails and I cry out in angst as to how such a deadly condition could exist. It's a day-by-day struggle... I hope you can take this information and use it to better man-kind with your highly appraised intellectual capacity. Good day to you and God bless America.
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