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Date Signed Up:10/12/2011
Last Login:12/29/2015
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Level 233 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 234 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
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#1372890 - **chism used "*roll picture*"** **chism rolled image ** S…  [+] (4 replies) 12/27/2015 on Video Games 0
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#1373055 - manofparody (12/28/2015) [-]
Mass Effect trilogy.

My girlfriend never heard of it. I bought her the Trilogy (was on sale for like $20 or some shit), and she played that shit for MONTHS. She would immediately start over right after beating it.
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#1372904 - ScottP (12/27/2015) [-]
Just cap your framerate to 24 fps to make it more cinematic
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#1372902 - atoaster (12/27/2015) [-]
Bioshock Infinite, The Telltale games like strangemoo suggested, perhaps Alan Wake, The Stanley Parable, Life is Strange, the Uncharted series, and Beyond: Two Souls (Really movie like, very good).

Of those, I might suggest Bioshock Infinite and Beyond: Two Souls. I assume running a Playstation exclusive won't be a problem, assuming you've played The Last of Us.
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#1372894 - strangemoo (12/27/2015) [-]
She'd probably like Telltale's Walking Dead series.
#1 - incoming people talking about weather where they live  [+] (1 reply) 11/15/2015 on Only in Texas 0
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#7 - aximil (11/15/2015) [-]
Weather happens where I live.
#109 - In Texas, anywhere a guy can be topless, by law, so can a fema…  [+] (1 reply) 09/09/2015 on How I imagine gender equality +1
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#142 - scowler (09/09/2015) [-]
Kinda goes against the stereotypes of Texans, doesn't it?
#68 - ya and a guy kicking a little kid on the ground as he cries, w…  [+] (2 replies) 06/25/2015 on Little shit deserved it -5
#119 - bazda (06/25/2015) [-]
Getting kicked in the ass repeatedly is not doing any damage. He'll get right over it.
#86 - Visual (06/25/2015) [-]
The knockout game is where someone sneaks up on another person and tries to KO them with a cheap shot and then run away.

This is a man with a great deal of patience who finally had his last bit of harassment and almost-literally kicked the shit out of the kid.

Those two are very different and this probably just stopped that kid from growing up into the kind of person who goes from harassing people to partaking in the knockout game. It couldn't have gone better, the kid didn't need life-saving medical attention or any disfiguring scars, he just went home with a bruised ego and buttcheek.
#57 - totally deserve it,little kid swipes at you, and you better ki…  [+] (5 replies) 06/24/2015 on Little shit deserved it -17
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#88 - capslockrage (06/25/2015) [-]
Fuck off, you worthless piece of garbage.
#66 - bazda (06/25/2015) [-]
Teach the kid not to be a fuckin faggot because there are consequences. This shit left unchecked leads to bullshit like the knockout game.
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#68 - chism (06/25/2015) [-]
ya and a guy kicking a little kid on the ground as he cries, when the kid did nothing to hurt him is so much better than the knockout game... oh wait... kinda the same thing
#119 - bazda (06/25/2015) [-]
Getting kicked in the ass repeatedly is not doing any damage. He'll get right over it.
#86 - Visual (06/25/2015) [-]
The knockout game is where someone sneaks up on another person and tries to KO them with a cheap shot and then run away.

This is a man with a great deal of patience who finally had his last bit of harassment and almost-literally kicked the shit out of the kid.

Those two are very different and this probably just stopped that kid from growing up into the kind of person who goes from harassing people to partaking in the knockout game. It couldn't have gone better, the kid didn't need life-saving medical attention or any disfiguring scars, he just went home with a bruised ego and buttcheek.
#73587 - How would one go about hiring an artist?  [+] (1 reply) 06/24/2015 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
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#73591 - pickaxe (06/24/2015) [-]
by asking.
depends entirely on what ya' want done.
usually,just ask an artist if they'd be willing,or ask a number of artists if anyon's interested.
If ya' mean a permanent thing tho',that's a tad different.