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#86 - or he probably has a gopro and its on a head harness or chest harness. 08/23/2015 on Skating in a Tube 0
#101 - looking at stains in background imma say bs 07/20/2015 on Anon has fun with UV lights 0
#27 - the Gaul of some people 07/15/2015 on Offencive +1
#68 - ya and a guy kicking a little kid on the ground as he cries, w…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Little shit deserved it -5
#119 - bazda (06/25/2015) [-]
Getting kicked in the ass repeatedly is not doing any damage. He'll get right over it.
#86 - Visual (06/25/2015) [-]
The knockout game is where someone sneaks up on another person and tries to KO them with a cheap shot and then run away.

This is a man with a great deal of patience who finally had his last bit of harassment and almost-literally kicked the shit out of the kid.

Those two are very different and this probably just stopped that kid from growing up into the kind of person who goes from harassing people to partaking in the knockout game. It couldn't have gone better, the kid didn't need life-saving medical attention or any disfiguring scars, he just went home with a bruised ego and buttcheek.
#57 - totally deserve it,little kid swipes at you, and you better ki…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Little shit deserved it -17
User avatar #88 - capslockrage (06/25/2015) [-]
Fuck off, you worthless piece of garbage.
#66 - bazda (06/25/2015) [-]
Teach the kid not to be a fuckin faggot because there are consequences. This shit left unchecked leads to bullshit like the knockout game.
User avatar #68 - chism (06/25/2015) [-]
ya and a guy kicking a little kid on the ground as he cries, when the kid did nothing to hurt him is so much better than the knockout game... oh wait... kinda the same thing
#119 - bazda (06/25/2015) [-]
Getting kicked in the ass repeatedly is not doing any damage. He'll get right over it.
#86 - Visual (06/25/2015) [-]
The knockout game is where someone sneaks up on another person and tries to KO them with a cheap shot and then run away.

This is a man with a great deal of patience who finally had his last bit of harassment and almost-literally kicked the shit out of the kid.

Those two are very different and this probably just stopped that kid from growing up into the kind of person who goes from harassing people to partaking in the knockout game. It couldn't have gone better, the kid didn't need life-saving medical attention or any disfiguring scars, he just went home with a bruised ego and buttcheek.
#73587 - How would one go about hiring an artist?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #73591 - pickaxe (06/24/2015) [-]
by asking.
depends entirely on what ya' want done.
usually,just ask an artist if they'd be willing,or ask a number of artists if anyon's interested.
If ya' mean a permanent thing tho',that's a tad different.
#66 - i live 4 hours away from the beach and most bitches still wear… 06/13/2015 on Unexpected 0
#23 - that ***** barefoot in the grocery store?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2015 on Unexpected +2
User avatar #43 - analsprinkles (06/12/2015) [-]
bitch was wearing flip flops too
they are probably close to the beach or something
User avatar #66 - chism (06/13/2015) [-]
i live 4 hours away from the beach and most bitches still wear flippy floppies
#27 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
I see toes wiggling so yeah, that black man is not wearing shoes.
#22 - nothing like being out all night getting drunk off your ass an…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on Whataburger +2
User avatar #26 - broale (06/09/2015) [-]
at our local one there is a black man named Greg that works the night shift and always takes care of all of us when we stumble in.
#49 - never seen the actual clip of this but i can see why this was … 06/09/2015 on Give me a chair 0

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User avatar #11 - jammyrambler (05/01/2013) [-]
Do you think you could dump some comics on my wall? Besides Little Red, 2 Hot blondes, and the current one you have posted. For...reasons... <3
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I just saved your ass.....literally.
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