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chillmrstalker

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Gender: male
Age: 32
Consoles Owned: xbox360,PS2, PS3, Nintendo64,All handhelds, Gamecube, NES.
Video Games Played: Mass Effect series, Tales Series, all others are unimportant
X-box Gamertag: ChillMr Stalker
Interests: Video Games, Anime, Animals, Math, Friends, Pants on head retarded fun
Date Signed Up:2/09/2011
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:candymountain
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#850 - Just saying, best episode yet because i got to see my mailman …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on darkoblivion's profile 0
User avatar #851 - darkoblivion (04/24/2015) [-]
they've shown the mailman before?
User avatar #852 - chillmrstalker (04/24/2015) [-]
hamburger backpack is the last time he had a speaking role
and i really like his voice back then and i remember mentioning to you about wanting to see more of him which we now have
#16 - In the campaign I am in currently I just accidently burned dow… 03/22/2015 on RPG Games 0
#848 - hahaha! steven and connie are such nerds, i love it :3  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on darkoblivion's profile 0
User avatar #849 - darkoblivion (03/20/2015) [-]
the room willl now be a more interesting place
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#661 - iarefurry (06/25/2015) [-]
stickied by chillmrstalker
User avatar #634 - darkoblivion (03/05/2015) [-]
Dude they're plaing new episodes of steven universe all week starting monday, i'm not ready.
User avatar #647 to #634 - chillmrstalker (03/11/2015) [-]
damn! they brought the 3 rose cannons out :0
User avatar #648 to #647 - darkoblivion (03/11/2015) [-]
they gettin ready for war man
User avatar #649 to #648 - chillmrstalker (03/11/2015) [-]
yo, just had a thought. whats your birth gem? mine's garnet.
User avatar #650 to #649 - darkoblivion (03/11/2015) [-]
aquamarine or whatever it is for march
User avatar #651 to #650 - chillmrstalker (03/11/2015) [-]
aquamarine OR! the bloodstone~
which do you like better?
User avatar #652 to #651 - darkoblivion (03/11/2015) [-]
or? there's an ore? when did this happen
User avatar #653 to #652 - chillmrstalker (03/11/2015) [-]
aparently it was the original birthstone for march but got replaced by aquamarine
User avatar #654 to #653 - darkoblivion (03/11/2015) [-]
I take it my little joke didn't make you chuckle? also all of the yes for bloodstone.
User avatar #655 to #654 - chillmrstalker (03/11/2015) [-]
omg, see i told you i'm bad at noticing little things.
also lonely garnet not having any other gemstone to share january with
User avatar #656 to #655 - darkoblivion (03/11/2015) [-]
Implying garnet didn't kill all who came to claim it's seat of glory
User avatar #657 to #656 - chillmrstalker (03/11/2015) [-]
true, january is prime realestate. i can see that happening
User avatar #640 to #634 - chillmrstalker (03/06/2015) [-]
"We can't keep fighting them forever! Well we can but I don't want to."
Best quote of that episode
User avatar #641 to #640 - darkoblivion (03/10/2015) [-]
dudeholy ******* holy ******* **** it's happening
User avatar #642 to #641 - chillmrstalker (03/10/2015) [-]

lapis, you so nice.
also i missed the first 5 minutes so will have to watch the episode again later
also i just got a filling and darn am i hungry
User avatar #643 to #642 - darkoblivion (03/10/2015) [-]
GEm war 2.0 baby
User avatar #644 to #643 - chillmrstalker (03/11/2015) [-]
The gem scruffle more like it.
User avatar #645 to #644 - darkoblivion (03/11/2015) [-]
a man can dream can't he?
User avatar #646 to #645 - chillmrstalker (03/11/2015) [-]
All wars started with a scruffle >:]
User avatar #635 to #634 - chillmrstalker (03/06/2015) [-]

thanks for the heads up
User avatar #636 to #635 - darkoblivion (03/06/2015) [-]
also, today's apisode has set the stage
User avatar #637 to #636 - chillmrstalker (03/06/2015) [-]
is it online or did you watch it on tele?
User avatar #638 to #637 - darkoblivion (03/06/2015) [-]
tv, check the site i gave you around midnight if you're up
User avatar #639 to #638 - chillmrstalker (03/06/2015) [-]
i'll do just that, nothing real important tomorrow for me in the morning
User avatar #600 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #621 to #600 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
*limit*
really hope they introduce some more gems, and hopefully some that aren't normally thought of as gems such as obsidian. (did some looking and saw a list of gems, scrolled through it and saw my second favorite material was there. first is silver but thats a metal so ehh)
User avatar #622 to #621 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
the next time another gem shows up ****** going to go down and it's going to go down hard. so thatll probably be season finale stuff. personally amethyst seems to be on the fritz these last few episodes. also i need more steven x connie progression because damn it all it's literally the best thing in the show right now.\
User avatar #623 to #622 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
amethyst has been progressing as a character with her last few episodes, we get to see her not as the goofy clown but as a real pers... er gem. and yeah, finale we'll probably see a big fight, where i hope lapis comes back to help the crystal gems. and stevenXconnie is so clearly a thing they will probably progress it slower than we'd like :\
personally i want more pearl development because favorite gem
User avatar #624 to #623 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
turning into steven's mom was a low nblow though. and all the steven x connie **** has they've shown has been hard hitting. i mean **** they became one person at one point!

I'm neutral on pearl, i'm not even sure what i want out of her as a character. And lapis wouldn't join the gems on earth without heavy work done by steven.
User avatar #625 to #624 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
amethyst going that far shows how much she liked greg and how mad she was when he chose rose over her, low blow still but understandable for her character who acts the most on emotion.
stevonie was the shiiit! i especially loved that episode because the beginning was all about dancing and music, and then after it just kept happening. I love song and dance (i cant dance, but i have acted in musical's a few times so i know how fun it is)
I know lapis probably won't come back, but i want her to. thats all i was getting at
Pearl just appeals to me more then amethyst or garnet (though garnet is my birthstone) Garnet is chill and all but to me she is a little to overpowered, physically and emotionally unlike pearl and amethyst.
User avatar #626 to #625 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
Garnets apparent inability to either feel or express emotion on occasation makes her kinda fun for me, but i don't mind overpowered characters. in fact they're the nly type of character I make myself.

As far a maximum capacity goes i couldn't tell if she liked greg or got mad that he monopolized rose once they got together since either one made sense in my eyes.

And I'm certain lapis is coming back, but not as a full ally since steven is the only gem she trusts on earth.
User avatar #627 to #626 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
i don't necesarilly dislike op characters, but when you couple op with no emotion (no emotion just sounds better than hard to express her emotions, so using it in place of it ok?) is when I have a hard time liking a character as much as another.
thats a interesting thought on amethyst in that episode, but i still stand by the fact she started to have feelings for greg more than for rose.
lets just hope lapis doesn't "accidentaly" spray water on the gems if she does come back
User avatar #628 to #627 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
Can't call garnet emotionless since she was damn near ecstatic when steven fused with Connie. And she was genuinely concerned when steven couldn't handle his future sight and was bugging out.
User avatar #629 to #628 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
yeah i know, but her default tone in the show portrays her like that.
Also how during the 2 future sight episodes (i dont know the names of episodes really well so bear with me) i really liked how she showed compassion for steven. especially the episode before the last one where steven and connie try to prolong their time together and the whole episode (most of it) is just future sight. loved how garnet was like, "and now you can make the right choice" not a direct quote just from the top of my head
User avatar #630 to #629 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
pretty sure that's a direct quote. all in all though these last few episodes have been going strong with the charactr developement since we haven't had a good fight in a while.
User avatar #631 to #630 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
i hope they bring the mailman back, he was a pretty cool side character because of his voice and how they wrote him. sad that he's only had one episode where he appears and talks.
another topic, one time greg mentiones the whole town is like 15 people, but whats up with all the houses? they can't all be summer homes for the rich right?
User avatar #632 to #631 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
I don't remeber either of those things hapening. but who know's maybe they're timeshare homes
User avatar #633 to #632 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
the mailman appeared during the episode where steven got his hamburger backpack
the greg quote is during the steven and the stevens episodes (only episode i know by name because it's one of my fav's)
User avatar #601 to #600 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
sup dark
User avatar #602 to #601 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
not much, contemplating going to the corner store for some chips
User avatar #603 to #602 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
i say do it cause now i'm gonna grab some myself
User avatar #604 to #603 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
well now i have snacks
User avatar #605 to #604 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
thats good, took you awhile though. live a fair distance from the store?
User avatar #606 to #605 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
forgot to reply
User avatar #607 to #606 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
ah, that explains
User avatar #608 to #607 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
currently watching the 2003 tmnt
User avatar #609 to #608 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
i'm trying to find an anime that is actually to my liking, which is hard considering i'm trying to not go for the harem-esque type
User avatar #610 to #609 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
that doesn't sound too hard, unless you have other requirement as well
User avatar #611 to #610 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
its also gotta pique my curiosity so theres that
User avatar #612 to #611 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
you ever watch wakfu? it's technically not anime but i ******* loved it
User avatar #613 to #612 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
havent found a good site to watch it but i am interested in it
User avatar #614 to #613 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
netflix if you have it
User avatar #615 to #614 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
omg, i am so mad at netflix. they never have shows that i wana watch liek steven universe, or season 3 and up of adventure time >:L
they do have archer though so theres that :]
i'll check for wakfu on there later today, thanks for the info
User avatar #617 to #616 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
ooh, thanks!
User avatar #618 to #617 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
no problem, i need someone to talk about steven universe with anyway
User avatar #619 to #618 - chillmrstalker (03/02/2015) [-]
omg, i seriously only started watching it 2 weeks ago and have re-watched it all twice now
it has secured itself as one of my favorite shows ever
User avatar #620 to #619 - darkoblivion (03/02/2015) [-]
It's a damn good show
User avatar #594 - chillmrstalker (08/18/2014) [-]
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#586 - Twigspeaker (11/18/2013) [-]
Once upon a time there was a guy who did a thing and everybody heard about it and they were all "Hey look it's that guy who did that thing," whenever they saw him and he got tired of it one day but he didn't know how to be rid of his reputation without becoming the guy who did some OTHER thing, so he magically transported himself to a fantasy world and became a girl that nobody knew, and she was perfectly comfortable living in obscurity, but one day something troubling happened and the girl knew that she could make a difference if she did something, but then she'd be known in this new land as the girl who did that one thing, which is exactly what she'd tried so hard to escape from, but it couldn't be helped, so she decided to do a thing, which everybody found out about, and once again where ever she went people said, "Look, it's that girl who did that thing!" and her beloved obscurity had eluded her once again, but then she realized she could either chance back into a guy here and regain it, or stay a girl and return from where she'd come from, but it was a hard decision, as she'd grown accustomed to her new body AND new her environment, but clearly she'd have to give up either one or the other to regain obscurity, but it seemed like a much more difficult sacrifice than just completely cleaning the slate and starting fresh, so she hid away, struggling to decide what aspect of her life she was more willing to give up, and this struggle continued for who knows how long until a stranger approached her and asked what she was and why she was here, to which the girl replied she was debating over whether to give up her body or her new home, so the stranger looked around for a moment, as if hesitating, before saying, "But... you seem to have already forsaken both."   
   
IT WAS THEN THAT THE GIRL REALIZED THAT SHE WAS NO LONGER A GUY OR A GIRL, BUT A SPIRIT WITH NO BODY AND NO PLACE TO CALL HOME! IN IT'S ATTEMPTS TO FORSAKE IT'S IDENTITY, IT HAD GONE TO FAR AND STOPPED EXISTING!
Once upon a time there was a guy who did a thing and everybody heard about it and they were all "Hey look it's that guy who did that thing," whenever they saw him and he got tired of it one day but he didn't know how to be rid of his reputation without becoming the guy who did some OTHER thing, so he magically transported himself to a fantasy world and became a girl that nobody knew, and she was perfectly comfortable living in obscurity, but one day something troubling happened and the girl knew that she could make a difference if she did something, but then she'd be known in this new land as the girl who did that one thing, which is exactly what she'd tried so hard to escape from, but it couldn't be helped, so she decided to do a thing, which everybody found out about, and once again where ever she went people said, "Look, it's that girl who did that thing!" and her beloved obscurity had eluded her once again, but then she realized she could either chance back into a guy here and regain it, or stay a girl and return from where she'd come from, but it was a hard decision, as she'd grown accustomed to her new body AND new her environment, but clearly she'd have to give up either one or the other to regain obscurity, but it seemed like a much more difficult sacrifice than just completely cleaning the slate and starting fresh, so she hid away, struggling to decide what aspect of her life she was more willing to give up, and this struggle continued for who knows how long until a stranger approached her and asked what she was and why she was here, to which the girl replied she was debating over whether to give up her body or her new home, so the stranger looked around for a moment, as if hesitating, before saying, "But... you seem to have already forsaken both."

IT WAS THEN THAT THE GIRL REALIZED THAT SHE WAS NO LONGER A GUY OR A GIRL, BUT A SPIRIT WITH NO BODY AND NO PLACE TO CALL HOME! IN IT'S ATTEMPTS TO FORSAKE IT'S IDENTITY, IT HAD GONE TO FAR AND STOPPED EXISTING!
User avatar #587 to #586 - chillmrstalker (12/15/2013) [-]
This is probably the best thing i could have asked for after discovering my account was unbanned :3
User avatar #588 to #587 - Twigspeaker (12/15/2013) [-]
That's because it was MY plan.
User avatar #583 - darkoblivion (02/09/2013) [-]
how are things?
#584 to #583 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
i guess i got banned for no reason at all
User avatar #574 - krazy_kid286 (02/03/2013) [-]
Sup?
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#559 - Twigspeaker (01/20/2013) [-]
I forget if it was accurate or not, but who cares. Happy birthday.   
   
...Also, I saw a thing right about this comment section that looks kinda familiar for some reason.
I forget if it was accurate or not, but who cares. Happy birthday.

...Also, I saw a thing right about this comment section that looks kinda familiar for some reason.
User avatar #558 - krazy_kid286 (12/02/2012) [-]
((I don't know if I can pull this off as well as you did but...bear with me.))

Chillmrstalker

Awesome,
Funny,
Entertaining,
Helpful,
Always listened.

**** sorta hit the fan awhile ago, but always know that our group still exists. Even if it is a little faded.
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