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chiktikkavaspaus

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:9/26/2016
Location:Merca
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Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.

Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.

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#188 - I turn 20 on sunday actually.  [+] (1 reply) 03/07/2014 on (untitled) +2
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#445 - homebray (03/07/2014) [-]
happy birthday!
#186 - Kurt Cobain died and Justin Bieber was born in 94. But I have …  [+] (5 replies) 03/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
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#391 - tkfourtwoone (03/07/2014) [-]
Who gives a shit about Kurt Cobain?! Really?!?
#475 - notouchingrequired (03/08/2014) [-]
Found the kid born in the 2000's
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#510 - tkfourtwoone (03/08/2014) [-]
....you're an absolute idiot.
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#242 - ironsoul (03/07/2014) [-]
That is the price they paid to satan for perfection.
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#190 - Closebehind (03/07/2014) [-]
I deeply regret Kurt Cobain and I'll always have that in the back of my mind, but I forgot about Bieber, little fuck needs to stop being so immature.
#119 - While that's hilarious, I think Bruce Lee said something like that.  [+] (1 reply) 03/05/2014 on Self-Defense +1
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#143 - ninjagaiden (03/05/2014) [-]
He did, I was borrowing from him. You get a cookie.
#35 - I'd be lying if I said I wasn't trying to look good for summer…  [+] (2 replies) 03/04/2014 on Check it out Admin, nice huh? 0
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#36 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm also gonna go try for a natural tan too, good luck though!
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#39 - adunsaveme (03/04/2014) [-]
i can't tan :c
#31 - Good luck. I hope you get into the habit of a healthy lifestyl…  [+] (4 replies) 03/04/2014 on Check it out Admin, nice huh? 0
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#33 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Thank man, I'm just trying to get in good shape since Summer is coming up haha, but later in life I will adopt a good healthy lifestyle
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#35 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't trying to look good for summer. Haha. My chest up is ready for the tank top, just gotta hide the gut.
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#36 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm also gonna go try for a natural tan too, good luck though!
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#39 - adunsaveme (03/04/2014) [-]
i can't tan :c
#27 - See, I'm between Endomorph and Mesomorph. Buy some p…  [+] (6 replies) 03/04/2014 on Check it out Admin, nice huh? 0
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#30 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have All Whey protein powder but I haven't taken it for awhile because I was sick and im not sure if that couldve not been helping, but ill try to get back into it. Thanks.
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#31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
Good luck. I hope you get into the habit of a healthy lifestyle. It did wonders for me.
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#33 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Thank man, I'm just trying to get in good shape since Summer is coming up haha, but later in life I will adopt a good healthy lifestyle
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#35 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't trying to look good for summer. Haha. My chest up is ready for the tank top, just gotta hide the gut.
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#36 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm also gonna go try for a natural tan too, good luck though!
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#39 - adunsaveme (03/04/2014) [-]
i can't tan :c
#23 - I have no clue what your body type is, but I'm gonna drop this…  [+] (8 replies) 03/04/2014 on Check it out Admin, nice huh? +1
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#25 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm an ectomorph. I have very little fat but I recently lost weight over the last couple years, but pretty much the only protein I eat is whatever I have for diner, and throughout the day I eat fruits and grains. I'm not trying to bulk, just get lean and ripped.
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#27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
See, I'm between Endomorph and Mesomorph.

Buy some protein powder. Whey protein if you're a guy, (assumed). Soy if you're a girl. It's normally expensive but I guarantee that your local grocery store will have some for around $15. Make a shake every morning with breakfast. Eggs, Greek Yogurt and Almonds are good sources of protein too. Protein bars are good for snacks too. Pair all of that with 3 days a week of lifting, High reps, low weights, and you'll be cut in no time.
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#30 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have All Whey protein powder but I haven't taken it for awhile because I was sick and im not sure if that couldve not been helping, but ill try to get back into it. Thanks.
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#31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
Good luck. I hope you get into the habit of a healthy lifestyle. It did wonders for me.
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#33 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Thank man, I'm just trying to get in good shape since Summer is coming up haha, but later in life I will adopt a good healthy lifestyle
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#35 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't trying to look good for summer. Haha. My chest up is ready for the tank top, just gotta hide the gut.
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#36 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm also gonna go try for a natural tan too, good luck though!
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#39 - adunsaveme (03/04/2014) [-]
i can't tan :c
#20 - Then you aren't eating right. You can lift all you want, but i…  [+] (10 replies) 03/04/2014 on Check it out Admin, nice huh? +2
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#21 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
While I can't really afford chicken breasts/fish and all that everyday, most people in jail dont have enough protein yet they still get buff. If I keep doing it I should get at least a little bigger than I already am.
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#23 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
I have no clue what your body type is, but I'm gonna drop this anyway.

Check it, If you have next to no body fat, then you essentially need to eat your weight in grams of protein, (Not 100% accurate, as you can get buy with just eating a "healthy" amount too.) If you have some fat to work with then you won't need to eat as much protein because your muscles will burn the fat to repair themselves after a good workout. This doesn't mean that lifting will make you skinny. Cardio is essential.

You can get toned without eating a ton of protein. Low weights, high reps. Otherwise if bulking up is what you want, then you're gonna need to eat a lot for about 6 months. The good thing though after that is that your muscles will essentially burn fat at a faster rate the bulkier you are. So if you lift with a good diet for about 6 months then your body can consume next to any food, (in moderation), and turn it into something good for your body.

Now, I'm sure some of this is inaccurate as shit, I'm not a professional Yet , but I did lose 85lbs and am starting to bulk up by lifting and eating 6 small meals a day. 5 weeks in and I'm seeing results.
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#25 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm an ectomorph. I have very little fat but I recently lost weight over the last couple years, but pretty much the only protein I eat is whatever I have for diner, and throughout the day I eat fruits and grains. I'm not trying to bulk, just get lean and ripped.
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#27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
See, I'm between Endomorph and Mesomorph.

Buy some protein powder. Whey protein if you're a guy, (assumed). Soy if you're a girl. It's normally expensive but I guarantee that your local grocery store will have some for around $15. Make a shake every morning with breakfast. Eggs, Greek Yogurt and Almonds are good sources of protein too. Protein bars are good for snacks too. Pair all of that with 3 days a week of lifting, High reps, low weights, and you'll be cut in no time.
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#30 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have All Whey protein powder but I haven't taken it for awhile because I was sick and im not sure if that couldve not been helping, but ill try to get back into it. Thanks.
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#31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
Good luck. I hope you get into the habit of a healthy lifestyle. It did wonders for me.
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#33 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Thank man, I'm just trying to get in good shape since Summer is coming up haha, but later in life I will adopt a good healthy lifestyle
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#35 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't trying to look good for summer. Haha. My chest up is ready for the tank top, just gotta hide the gut.
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#36 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm also gonna go try for a natural tan too, good luck though!
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#39 - adunsaveme (03/04/2014) [-]
i can't tan :c