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Date Signed Up:1/10/2012
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#60 - I liked him better fat, kinda like how I wish Jonah Hill was s…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Drake and Josh 0
User avatar #68 - Leopard (08/10/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #69 - chiefhuskey (08/10/2013) [-]
I felt it was just the way he is, he was always himself and was just funnier and an overall better actor.
#132 - **chiefhuskey rolls 2,343** quads-and-some-Gangster+ *…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on God Natalie is such a poser 0
User avatar #135 - SuperSixONE (08/10/2013) [-]
Nice try.
#256 - **chiefhuskey rolled a random image posted in comment #55398…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on On Zombies. +3
User avatar #260 - fyourahole (08/10/2013) [-]
Something you need to talk about, bro?
#268 - chiefhuskey (08/10/2013) [-]
Close your mouth
#404 - u dot sa dat 08/10/2013 on English'd 0
#1382 - Ok 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... 0
#1368 - * **** you  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... 0
User avatar #1369 - beautifull (08/09/2013) [-]
Calm down there chief.
User avatar #1382 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Ok
#66 - Walkin Fast.... 08/09/2013 on The Land of Opportunity 0
#41 - Yeah, senseless really. You should have known that guy, he was… 08/09/2013 on Going to the Beach 0
#37 - I know that feel, I came to school on a Monday where a good fr…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Going to the Beach -1
User avatar #40 - senorfrog (08/09/2013) [-]
Almost had a feel till the "choking game" kid, that one sounds really dumb.
User avatar #42 - lolwtfme (08/09/2013) [-]
How can people be that stupid?
User avatar #43 - senorfrog (08/09/2013) [-]
Well my ex best friend put his girlfriend on the back of his car saying hold on, then was shocked when she fell and bashed her head....they are a great couple.
User avatar #44 - lolwtfme (08/09/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #41 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, senseless really. You should have known that guy, he was so crazy and awesome.... I miss him so much
#110 - Mad Maxx 08/09/2013 on Traveling like a Boss 0
#314 - Dark Souls, with Jonah hill being Sigmiour of Catarana and Dan… 08/09/2013 on Movie Adaptations Of... 0
#1295 - Nope lol, it is fairly dead right now, thus I am on FJ, wastin… 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... 0
#1289 - God I love spiderman threads, too bad I am at work and have al…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... 0
#1292 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Working hard eh?
User avatar #1295 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Nope lol, it is fairly dead right now, thus I am on FJ, wasting away the day and getting paid lol
#1285 - Obviously lol, the only thing would be deciding when to take h…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... 0
#1287 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
basically a game of chicken between your eyes and your penis.
User avatar #1289 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
God I love spiderman threads, too bad I am at work and have almost none of my reaction pictures :,( and yeah, I am certai my penis would just take over my brain haha
#1292 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Working hard eh?
User avatar #1295 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Nope lol, it is fairly dead right now, thus I am on FJ, wasting away the day and getting paid lol
#1281 - So true man (she was still a virgin), I wish I could just chai…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... 0
User avatar #1282 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Just to keep her safe from spoil of course!lol
User avatar #1285 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Obviously lol, the only thing would be deciding when to take her virginity, thus essentially corrupting her pureness.
#1287 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
basically a game of chicken between your eyes and your penis.
User avatar #1289 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
God I love spiderman threads, too bad I am at work and have almost none of my reaction pictures :,( and yeah, I am certai my penis would just take over my brain haha
#1292 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Working hard eh?
User avatar #1295 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Nope lol, it is fairly dead right now, thus I am on FJ, wasting away the day and getting paid lol
#39 - My nugga, lets get Levitated  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Bro, that gillyweed was sick. +1
#46 - jsrf (08/09/2013) [-]
#38 - Comment deleted 08/09/2013 on Bro, that gillyweed was sick. 0
#1279 - Same here, the french girl is still a goddess( she got bashful…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... 0
User avatar #1280 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Bummer.
French girls can be so cute, like the one in Pulp fiction? the boxer's wife? sometimes they can be the kind of beautiful you just want to call them yours and take them out but not fuck them for fear of spoiling it.
User avatar #1281 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
So true man (she was still a virgin), I wish I could just chain her up in my cellar and take her out on occasion hahaha
User avatar #1282 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Just to keep her safe from spoil of course!lol
User avatar #1285 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Obviously lol, the only thing would be deciding when to take her virginity, thus essentially corrupting her pureness.
#1287 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
basically a game of chicken between your eyes and your penis.
User avatar #1289 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
God I love spiderman threads, too bad I am at work and have almost none of my reaction pictures :,( and yeah, I am certai my penis would just take over my brain haha
#1292 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Working hard eh?
User avatar #1295 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Nope lol, it is fairly dead right now, thus I am on FJ, wasting away the day and getting paid lol
#1277 - thats hurtful bud.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... 0
User avatar #1278 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
*shrugs* whaddm I gonna do? At least im well over her, she become like super punk anarchist because of lil shit #1 and i'm just not that into her anymore.
Would still bang.
User avatar #1279 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Same here, the french girl is still a goddess( she got bashful and told me to not call her beautiful haha), and I would absolutely demolish her given the chance, but I know that it would simply not work right noe, she lives in France.
User avatar #1280 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Bummer.
French girls can be so cute, like the one in Pulp fiction? the boxer's wife? sometimes they can be the kind of beautiful you just want to call them yours and take them out but not fuck them for fear of spoiling it.
User avatar #1281 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
So true man (she was still a virgin), I wish I could just chain her up in my cellar and take her out on occasion hahaha
User avatar #1282 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Just to keep her safe from spoil of course!lol
User avatar #1285 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Obviously lol, the only thing would be deciding when to take her virginity, thus essentially corrupting her pureness.
#1287 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
basically a game of chicken between your eyes and your penis.
User avatar #1289 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
God I love spiderman threads, too bad I am at work and have almost none of my reaction pictures :,( and yeah, I am certai my penis would just take over my brain haha
#1292 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Working hard eh?
User avatar #1295 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Nope lol, it is fairly dead right now, thus I am on FJ, wasting away the day and getting paid lol
#35 - Ask clockwork, he has a copy of the message I sent him, it was… 08/09/2013 on Video Game Facts 17 0
#31 - Thank you so much Mr, betta, clockworkseven has been most rude…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Video Game Facts 17 -2
User avatar #33 - betta (08/09/2013) [-]
Well you have to keep in mind that he gets a lot of info that he has to sift through and validate and all, so I wouldn't be surprised by that. He is only one man, and he's doing a better job than I could.

I'll try to help him with this. Just send some facts my way as well.
User avatar #35 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Ask clockwork, he has a copy of the message I sent him, it was far too large to be a comment, and alot of facts are on comp 15, in the comments section
#1270 - Same, except it was one year, and it took me about 4/5ths of t…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... 0
User avatar #1271 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
I had to wait to do it, then she got first bf for a year, dumped him, got a rebound during the summer while I hadn't really talked to her much, had to wait fo HIM, she finally dumped him, I asked, "got her" then she went back to her ex.
User avatar #1277 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
thats hurtful bud.
User avatar #1278 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
*shrugs* whaddm I gonna do? At least im well over her, she become like super punk anarchist because of lil shit #1 and i'm just not that into her anymore.
Would still bang.
User avatar #1279 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Same here, the french girl is still a goddess( she got bashful and told me to not call her beautiful haha), and I would absolutely demolish her given the chance, but I know that it would simply not work right noe, she lives in France.
User avatar #1280 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Bummer.
French girls can be so cute, like the one in Pulp fiction? the boxer's wife? sometimes they can be the kind of beautiful you just want to call them yours and take them out but not fuck them for fear of spoiling it.
User avatar #1281 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
So true man (she was still a virgin), I wish I could just chain her up in my cellar and take her out on occasion hahaha
User avatar #1282 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Just to keep her safe from spoil of course!lol
User avatar #1285 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Obviously lol, the only thing would be deciding when to take her virginity, thus essentially corrupting her pureness.
#1287 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
basically a game of chicken between your eyes and your penis.
User avatar #1289 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
God I love spiderman threads, too bad I am at work and have almost none of my reaction pictures :,( and yeah, I am certai my penis would just take over my brain haha
#1292 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Working hard eh?
User avatar #1295 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Nope lol, it is fairly dead right now, thus I am on FJ, wasting away the day and getting paid lol
#1262 - same here, or in her super, sexy, French accented voice, who k…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... 0
User avatar #1264 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
I was almost a basket case for a week after, I felt like I final got this girl I been wanting for two years and now, THIS?
User avatar #1270 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Same, except it was one year, and it took me about 4/5ths of the year to get the courage up just to say hi, then as soon as the fantasy started, it ended
User avatar #1271 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
I had to wait to do it, then she got first bf for a year, dumped him, got a rebound during the summer while I hadn't really talked to her much, had to wait fo HIM, she finally dumped him, I asked, "got her" then she went back to her ex.
User avatar #1277 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
thats hurtful bud.
User avatar #1278 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
*shrugs* whaddm I gonna do? At least im well over her, she become like super punk anarchist because of lil shit #1 and i'm just not that into her anymore.
Would still bang.
User avatar #1279 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Same here, the french girl is still a goddess( she got bashful and told me to not call her beautiful haha), and I would absolutely demolish her given the chance, but I know that it would simply not work right noe, she lives in France.
User avatar #1280 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Bummer.
French girls can be so cute, like the one in Pulp fiction? the boxer's wife? sometimes they can be the kind of beautiful you just want to call them yours and take them out but not fuck them for fear of spoiling it.
User avatar #1281 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
So true man (she was still a virgin), I wish I could just chain her up in my cellar and take her out on occasion hahaha
User avatar #1282 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Just to keep her safe from spoil of course!lol
User avatar #1285 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Obviously lol, the only thing would be deciding when to take her virginity, thus essentially corrupting her pureness.
#1287 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
basically a game of chicken between your eyes and your penis.
User avatar #1289 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
God I love spiderman threads, too bad I am at work and have almost none of my reaction pictures :,( and yeah, I am certai my penis would just take over my brain haha
#1292 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Working hard eh?
User avatar #1295 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Nope lol, it is fairly dead right now, thus I am on FJ, wasting away the day and getting paid lol
#108 - **chiefhuskey rolled a random image posted in comment #33131… 08/09/2013 on Parenting fail +1
#107 - **chiefhuskey rolls 0** I got ya bro 08/09/2013 on Parenting fail 0
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User avatar #7 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #8 to #7 - chiefhuskey (08/11/2013) [-]
Hello, how are you, friend?
User avatar #9 to #8 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Good, thank you for asking!
User avatar #10 to #9 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
No problem, sorry for the late response, I was busy yesterday. So, shall we get down to business? Or how should we do this?
User avatar #11 to #10 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Business? I just came here to say hi.

What are you going to do? Make me buy real estate or sell me a year's worth of soap?
User avatar #12 to #11 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
Fake estate, and 2 year's worth of soap actually. Often times I try for the same thing, but free samples and hot chicks tend to lead me astray from the business at hand, and I end up going home with a blonde names Tammy and a time share haha
User avatar #13 to #12 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, you lost me at "2 year's worth of soap."

What was it you said? Something about ashtrays and hot hookers named Tammy?
User avatar #14 to #13 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
You got it a little wrong, I was talking about a delay with my booker sammy, bitch cannot book a flight to save her life.
#15 to #14 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.   
   
That's why I don't use air travel, I'm investing in human catapults.   
   
All I need is a helmet and I'm ready to go!
Ah, I see.

That's why I don't use air travel, I'm investing in human catapults.

All I need is a helmet and I'm ready to go!
User avatar #16 to #15 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
I prefer waterslides to take me where to go, I figure they are all knowing, and whatever path they lead me too is obviously where I needed to go in the first place.

All I need is some shorts and I am all good.
#17 to #16 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Eh, good point.

Then then the Sharknado comes by and they start ripping your slide up with their teeth.

Meanwhile I'm already launched and cruising through the air and mach 1 speeds.
User avatar #18 to #17 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
But what about Automated Missile turrents? Darius Negrophallus's reach is far, so anything traveling faster than his beady eyes can see will automatically be blasted right out of the sky.
User avatar #19 to #18 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
True, but we can't get Darius Negrophallus to make them, we all know what happens when North Koreans mess with missiles.
User avatar #20 to #19 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, spaghetti, spaghetti everywhere.
User avatar #21 to #20 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Yep, all of my mom's spaghetti, gone.

Freakin' North Koreas, they have no mercy when it comes to Italian pasta dishes!
User avatar #22 to #21 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
And them Chinese, have no respect for anything regarding Beans and salsa, wrapped in a starch based, yeast-free flat roll!
#23 to #22 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
And the idiotic Australians!

They waste perfectly good beef, lettuce, and tomatoes, and wrap it all up in a sloppy shell!
#24 to #23 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
Those piece of **** Yanks, always putting a bunch of uncooked, sea-based ingredientsinto a swirl of plain, boiled starch crystals and binding it together wiht a rather tasteless plant from the ocean!
#25 to #24 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Don't even get me started on those Canadians.
User avatar #30 to #25 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
No doubt about that, now we just have a whole ******** of purple lines, the ultimate gay food for FJ
#28 to #25 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
It would appear I cannot reply to your last post, that, mixed with the French's food is about as gay as the **** Spain makes!
User avatar #29 to #28 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
I came by your profile to say hi.

And then we went to real estate, then sharknadoes, missiles, and now we're talking about which countries make the gayest food.

Talk about a chain reaction.
#27 to #26 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
And the French, making some of the gayest-looking food on the planet.
#5 - therealtotodile (12/16/2012) [-]
It is done! Now tell me your secrets my newly acquired native American friend.
User avatar #6 to #5 - chiefhuskey (12/16/2012) [-]
Well, My tribe never lived in Tee-pees, we were not Nomadic, and we are a Matriarchal society.
#4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
So you hate Orrisic?
Tell me what you know about HIM...
#2 - guruoftoast (02/09/2012) [-]
I love you and you are loved this Valentine's Day.
Hugs for you.
#3 to #23 - chiefhuskey (02/12/2012) [-]
thank you bro

dis is for you, the ultamate sign of love and acceptance!
#1 - chiefhuskey (01/15/2012) [-]
hahahahahahahahaha, great pic bro, keep it up ;)
hahahahahahahahaha, great pic bro, keep it up ;)
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