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#7 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/11/2013) [-]
#8 to #7 - chiefhuskey (08/11/2013) [-]
Hello, how are you, friend?
#9 to #8 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Good, thank you for asking!
#10 to #9 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
No problem, sorry for the late response, I was busy yesterday. So, shall we get down to business? Or how should we do this?
#11 to #10 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Business? I just came here to say hi.

What are you going to do? Make me buy real estate or sell me a year's worth of soap?
#12 to #11 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
Fake estate, and 2 year's worth of soap actually. Often times I try for the same thing, but free samples and hot chicks tend to lead me astray from the business at hand, and I end up going home with a blonde names Tammy and a time share haha
#13 to #12 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, you lost me at "2 year's worth of soap."

What was it you said? Something about ashtrays and hot hookers named Tammy?
#14 to #13 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
You got it a little wrong, I was talking about a delay with my booker sammy, bitch cannot book a flight to save her life.
#15 to #14 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.   
That's why I don't use air travel, I'm investing in human catapults.   
All I need is a helmet and I'm ready to go!
Ah, I see.

That's why I don't use air travel, I'm investing in human catapults.

All I need is a helmet and I'm ready to go!
#16 to #15 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
I prefer waterslides to take me where to go, I figure they are all knowing, and whatever path they lead me too is obviously where I needed to go in the first place.

All I need is some shorts and I am all good.
#17 to #16 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Eh, good point.

Then then the Sharknado comes by and they start ripping your slide up with their teeth.

Meanwhile I'm already launched and cruising through the air and mach 1 speeds.
#18 to #17 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
But what about Automated Missile turrents? Darius Negrophallus's reach is far, so anything traveling faster than his beady eyes can see will automatically be blasted right out of the sky.
#19 to #18 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
True, but we can't get Darius Negrophallus to make them, we all know what happens when North Koreans mess with missiles.
#20 to #19 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, spaghetti, spaghetti everywhere.
#21 to #20 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Yep, all of my mom's spaghetti, gone.

Freakin' North Koreas, they have no mercy when it comes to Italian pasta dishes!
#22 to #21 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
And them Chinese, have no respect for anything regarding Beans and salsa, wrapped in a starch based, yeast-free flat roll!
#23 to #22 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
And the idiotic Australians!

They waste perfectly good beef, lettuce, and tomatoes, and wrap it all up in a sloppy shell!
#24 to #23 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
Those piece of **** Yanks, always putting a bunch of uncooked, sea-based ingredientsinto a swirl of plain, boiled starch crystals and binding it together wiht a rather tasteless plant from the ocean!
#25 to #24 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Don't even get me started on those Canadians.
#30 to #25 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
No doubt about that, now we just have a whole ******** of purple lines, the ultimate gay food for FJ
#28 to #25 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
It would appear I cannot reply to your last post, that, mixed with the French's food is about as gay as the **** Spain makes!
#29 to #28 - clockworkseven **User deleted account**
(08/12/2013) [-]
I came by your profile to say hi.

And then we went to real estate, then sharknadoes, missiles, and now we're talking about which countries make the gayest food.

Talk about a chain reaction.
#26 to #25 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
Mother ******* Germans
#27 to #26 - clockworkseven **User deleted account**
(08/12/2013) [-]
And the French, making some of the gayest-looking food on the planet.