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Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: ChewyTheWolf
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Forza
X-box Gamertag: Not for you!
Interests: Cars, Writing, Porn, Furries, Furries AND Porn, Talking about love, etc.
Date Signed Up:7/15/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:A room in a house on a road in a town
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Good afternoon, people of the internet. My name is Chewy. I'm a furry, of the author and poor artist variety. I enjoy old cars and going fast. I'm one of the few straight furs around here, and I can also hold a semi-intelligent conversation, if that's your thing. (But I'm always horrid at replying promptly) I also find talking with haters nice too, because I like hearing your opinions. Well, that's all I have to say for myself. Enjoy your stay on my profile, stranger.

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#694 - Same, really! Basically a lot of work, though I'm slowing down… 12/17/2014 on Kiwi the panda's profile 0
#692 - Hey! It's been awhile, was thinking about you, how's things be…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Kiwi the panda's profile 0
User avatar #693 - Kiwi the panda (12/17/2014) [-]
pretty well, how about you?
User avatar #694 - chewythewolftwo (12/17/2014) [-]
Same, really! Basically a lot of work, though I'm slowing down for the winter. I should really focus on school now, but we'll see. You doing well with a place to stay and everything?
#1078 - cpawsome is a pree coo guy and doesn't afraid of no anythings 12/12/2014 on cpawsome's profile 0
#137479 - Picture 12/11/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#137477 - In all seriousness, is anyone else getting Neon Icon w…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#137478 - danrmanalt (12/11/2014) [-]
Already did m8
User avatar #137494 - shibe (12/11/2014) [-]
no wait scratch that

<$200 ????
User avatar #137496 - danrmanalt (12/11/2014) [-]
Okay, fuck you.
User avatar #137493 - shibe (12/11/2014) [-]
Are you seriously getting a <100 dollar turntable?
User avatar #137495 - danrmanalt (12/11/2014) [-]
Yes.
It's all I can really afford.
And I could have gone a lot cheaper, so don't give me shit.
User avatar #137499 - shibe (12/11/2014) [-]
You don't need a turntable once you get your first record.


Do what I did and build up a little bit of a collection before buying one.

Plus you're gonna need speakers and maybe an amp.
User avatar #137501 - danrmanalt (12/11/2014) [-]
I have all the other stuff figured out, and I already have a ton of records.
I just don't have a capable turntable, and need something for casual listening until I can afford to buy a nice Audio-Technica turntable.
User avatar #137503 - shibe (12/11/2014) [-]
ALRIGHT

I'd just rather spend less money in the long run. Because once you spend that $70, you're gonna have to wait even longer to get a better turntable, and since it's so hard to get money for you, that's gonna be a long time.
User avatar #137504 - danrmanalt (12/11/2014) [-]
Well, not really
when I have a job, I will have no rent cause I'm only 18 and live with my mom,
pay no bills, have no phone or want for one, and won't have to give me mom much money for rent.
I could probably buy it after my first paycheck.
It's just at this time, I need something to play records, and I don't think paying 30$ to get a replacement needle for my shitty mid 70's solid state portable turntable would be the best route.
User avatar #137505 - shibe (12/11/2014) [-]
When you have a job... yea that can happen in a week or a year.
User avatar #137497 - shibe (12/11/2014) [-]
Maybe save your money?
User avatar #137498 - danrmanalt (12/11/2014) [-]
I've tried that already.
Doesn't work.
User avatar #137500 - shibe (12/11/2014) [-]
how
User avatar #137502 - danrmanalt (12/11/2014) [-]
Saving money doesn't do anything when you're unemployed :^)
#137479 - chewythewolftwo (12/11/2014) [-]
#2683 - Allright allright allright allright allright I believe yo… 12/10/2014 on megavoir's profile 0
#2681 - Hmmmmmm. So am I. How cool are you?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on megavoir's profile 0
User avatar #2682 - megavoir (12/10/2014) [-]
Cooler than cool.
Ice cold.
User avatar #2683 - chewythewolftwo (12/10/2014) [-]
Allright allright allright allright allright
I believe you
Welcome to the elite squadron of
my friends, stranger
#2679 - I mean maaaaaaaaaaaaybe I could. I'm not that convinced tho  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on megavoir's profile 0
User avatar #2680 - megavoir (12/10/2014) [-]
Uh, I'm a cool person?
User avatar #2681 - chewythewolftwo (12/10/2014) [-]
Hmmmmmm. So am I. How cool are you?
User avatar #2682 - megavoir (12/10/2014) [-]
Cooler than cool.
Ice cold.
User avatar #2683 - chewythewolftwo (12/10/2014) [-]
Allright allright allright allright allright
I believe you
Welcome to the elite squadron of
my friends, stranger
#2677 - What's in it for me?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2014 on megavoir's profile 0
#2678 - megavoir (12/10/2014) [-]
You, uh, get to join megavoir's limited group of friends?
User avatar #2679 - chewythewolftwo (12/10/2014) [-]
I mean maaaaaaaaaaaaybe I could. I'm not that convinced tho
User avatar #2680 - megavoir (12/10/2014) [-]
Uh, I'm a cool person?
User avatar #2681 - chewythewolftwo (12/10/2014) [-]
Hmmmmmm. So am I. How cool are you?
User avatar #2682 - megavoir (12/10/2014) [-]
Cooler than cool.
Ice cold.
User avatar #2683 - chewythewolftwo (12/10/2014) [-]
Allright allright allright allright allright
I believe you
Welcome to the elite squadron of
my friends, stranger
#65 - Why in that order, mate? I started from the beginning and work…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on 2014 in a nutshell 0
#78 - senglish (12/09/2014) [-]
just the best episodes in my opinion and it gives you a better intro to the series than starting from the beginning.

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User avatar #8892 - tankthejackal ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
**tankthejackal rolls 335** yo
User avatar #8889 - majormayor (12/02/2014) [-]
I think I am a lot more furry than I was at the beginning of the year.
User avatar #8890 to #8889 - chewythewolftwo (12/05/2014) [-]
This is how it goes, mate. You're one of us
User avatar #8891 to #8890 - majormayor (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm not really interested in the fandom itself yet, just some of the... art.
User avatar #8883 - pumkinz ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
how did you become friends with anon?
User avatar #8884 to #8883 - chewythewolftwo (12/01/2014) [-]
To give you the god's honest truth. No ****** clue. It was right after I made this account (post my first account getting B&) and a friend on here told me to click a link. Then I ended up on the homepage and I was friends with Anon, IIRC. But this is upwards of 3 years ago now
User avatar #8885 to #8884 - pumkinz ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
so you probably don't have the link?
User avatar #8886 to #8885 - chewythewolftwo (12/01/2014) [-]
Nnnnnnope :c This was through PM's with someone who had figured out that glitch where you could get on people's friendlists without getting banned. His account is long gone by now
User avatar #8882 - GeorgeTheHax ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
**GeorgeTheHax rolls 017**

why not
User avatar #8879 - majormayor (11/28/2014) [-]
**majormayor rolls 949** Were you referring to that old icon of yours?
User avatar #8880 to #8879 - chewythewolftwo (11/29/2014) [-]
Nnnnnnnnope. Just sensual butt touchings.
User avatar #8881 to #8880 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
**majormayor rolls 083**
Oh.
User avatar #8878 - xblthatguy (11/28/2014) [-]
**xblthatguy rolls 735**
User avatar #8869 - majormayor (11/13/2014) [-]
Seriously though

what kind of question is "did you hump their leg?"
User avatar #8870 to #8869 - chewythewolftwo (11/14/2014) [-]
THe best question. It's a legitimate question. One that still begs for an answer.
Did you hump their leg?
User avatar #8871 to #8870 - majormayor (11/14/2014) [-]
Would you hump a furry's leg?
User avatar #8872 to #8871 - chewythewolftwo (11/15/2014) [-]
Only a female. And more than just her leg. Heyoo.
User avatar #8873 to #8872 - majormayor (11/15/2014) [-]
You do realize it would be very hairy, right?
User avatar #8874 to #8873 - chewythewolftwo (11/15/2014) [-]
Ehh, how did people get by in the seventies when ten miles of bush was in?
User avatar #8875 to #8874 - majormayor (11/15/2014) [-]
This isn't just the genitals. This is the entire body.
User avatar #8876 to #8875 - chewythewolftwo (11/15/2014) [-]
Yeah! Fuzzy pillow. But everywhere.
SUCH a ******* typical furry thing of me to say and I want to press my face in to a concrete wall at forty miles an hour but could you imagine cuddling with that? It'd be the **** .
User avatar #8877 to #8876 - majormayor (11/15/2014) [-]
I dunno. It could be interesting.
I'm sure it would be more of a pillow if it were fat.
User avatar #8866 - majormayor (11/08/2014) [-]
why do you like furries
User avatar #8867 to #8866 - chewythewolftwo (11/08/2014) [-]
Tough call.
Started out because I thought they were unique, and I viewed them as an interesting world of fantasy characters. I used them in my novels because I wanted to do something different, and now I'm basically in it because I've got the friends I've made here and I'll continue to meet people as time goes on
User avatar #8868 to #8867 - majormayor (11/08/2014) [-]
Interesting. I've gotten that sort of fantasy explanation before.
#8860 - deliver (11/07/2014) [-]
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#8861 to #8860 - chewythewolftwo (11/07/2014) [-]
bruh   
I had my eyes dilated to all 						****					 today   
And I can still see why glacialis loves me more
bruh
I had my eyes dilated to all **** today
And I can still see why glacialis loves me more
User avatar #8862 to #8861 - deliver (11/07/2014) [-]
1v1 me in melee kid
User avatar #8863 to #8862 - chewythewolftwo (11/07/2014) [-]
I don't even need to m8
I already rekt you
rekt ur mum
rekt Holly too
User avatar #8864 to #8863 - deliver (11/07/2014) [-]
cool i hate my mom
User avatar #8865 to #8864 - chewythewolftwo (11/07/2014) [-]
Good
she was a lousy shag anyways
#8856 to #8855 - chewythewolftwo (11/06/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
Glacialis, which one of us is the clearly superior one here?
Hint.
Definitely me.
#8857 to #8856 - glacialis (11/06/2014) [-]
im staying out of this
im staying out of this
User avatar #8858 to #8857 - chewythewolftwo (11/06/2014) [-]
That totally means I win.
me lub you long time bby promis
User avatar #8859 to #8858 - deliver (11/06/2014) [-]
Pretty sure i wombo comboed you
User avatar #8847 - deliver (11/02/2014) [-]
take her, it's torture
User avatar #8848 to #8847 - chewythewolftwo (11/02/2014) [-]
kek
I mean how bad can it possibly be
User avatar #8849 to #8848 - deliver (11/02/2014) [-]
you have no idea
enjoy
User avatar #8850 to #8849 - chewythewolftwo (11/02/2014) [-]
Oh I shall
I have no fear
User avatar #8846 - roll (10/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #8840 to #8839 - chewythewolftwo (10/15/2014) [-]
I feel like I shoud've seen that joke before
******* furries
lol
User avatar #8843 to #8840 - majormayor (10/16/2014) [-]
Is it cute, though?
User avatar #8844 to #8843 - chewythewolftwo (10/16/2014) [-]
Cute enough, I'd say
User avatar #8835 - majormayor (09/22/2014) [-]
Do you get the nickname "fuzzbutt?"
User avatar #8836 to #8835 - chewythewolftwo (09/22/2014) [-]
Well I mean the burning pink bird down there is the only one who calls me that, lol
User avatar #8837 to #8836 - majormayor (09/22/2014) [-]
I have referred to you as such a few times before.
#8833 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
What would you do for a 2015 Z06 C7 Stingray?
What would you do for a 2015 Z06 C7 Stingray?
User avatar #8834 to #8833 - chewythewolftwo (09/15/2014) [-]
Honestly not too much, I'm not a huge fan of them. They're incredible cars but theres many many others I'd choose first
#8826 - glacialis (09/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #8827 to #8826 - glacialis (09/14/2014) [-]
YOU HAVE 6 ANONIMOOSE ON YOUR PROFILE
User avatar #8828 to #8827 - chewythewolftwo (09/14/2014) [-]
OH LAWD AND JEEZUS IN HEABEN ABOVE THATS A LOT
Also haaaaay
User avatar #8829 to #8828 - glacialis (09/14/2014) [-]
Hay is for horses
User avatar #8830 to #8829 - chewythewolftwo (09/14/2014) [-]
We have eight horses so it's perfectly acceptable for me to say hay :U
User avatar #8831 to #8830 - glacialis (09/14/2014) [-]
You live on a farm?
User avatar #8832 to #8831 - chewythewolftwo (09/14/2014) [-]
Yep! Horses. We've got a cow at a friend's house and we get pigs quite often too!

Sorry about the delay, was driving back from our house in vermont
#8817 - glacialis (09/05/2014) [-]
you know what to do
you know what to do
User avatar #8819 to #8818 - glacialis (09/05/2014) [-]
Dont be playing with me man.
User avatar #8820 to #8819 - chewythewolftwo (09/05/2014) [-]
Playing is half my talents!
User avatar #8821 to #8820 - glacialis (09/05/2014) [-]
what is the other half?
#8822 to #8821 - chewythewolftwo (09/05/2014) [-]
That can be discussed at a later date
That can be discussed at a later date
#8825 to #8823 - chewythewolftwo (09/05/2014) [-]
I am so good at this.
#8814 - knightgiver (09/01/2014) [-]
Hello there chewythewolftwo
Hello there chewythewolftwo
User avatar #8815 to #8814 - chewythewolftwo (09/01/2014) [-]
Yo yo yoooooo
#8816 to #8815 - knightgiver (09/01/2014) [-]
SO how you've been recently in FJ?
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