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chewythewolftwo

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I'm 22 today. I started coming here when I was 15. I'm ooooooold. Stay off my grass, you little shits.comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: Xbox, Virtual Boy
Video Games Played: GTA/Forza/Need For Speed
X-box Gamertag: TasteMyTestesXXX (not true)
Interests: Cars, Writing, Porn, Furries, Furries AND Porn, Talking about the booty, etc.
Date Signed Up:7/15/2011
Last Login:5/27/2016
Location:A room in a house on a road in a town
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I'm Chewy. I'm kindof a furry. But that's old news. I like fast cars/trucks/etc, and have six of them. Only one is roadworthy, but hey. Talk to me about that shit. Or about writing and shit. Or about your butt, because I wanna touch that shit. Also I dig rap music quite a lot. Show me that shit you like.

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#111 - Not bad! Got the girlfriend in town for a couple weeks (not Gl… 21 hours ago on deliver's profile 0
#109 - BAAHAHAH holy **** throwback  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2016 on deliver's profile 0
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#110 - deliver (05/22/2016) [-]
I can't believe it was so long ago. How are you doing?
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#111 - chewythewolftwo (21 hours ago) [-]
Not bad! Got the girlfriend in town for a couple weeks (not Glaci, lol), been touching butts, getting a really high paying job soon, etc.

And yet here we are
furfags on the web.
#70 - Picture 05/18/2016 on 1000HP Toyota Celica Shears... +2
#23 - I have to agree there, lol. Was looking at IS300's for tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2016 on Wtf Japan... 0
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#28 - citruslord (05/16/2016) [-]
I was tossing around the idea of getting a junkyard 2j from an IS or GS, but decided the extra expenses would make it a bit much. Once I figured in tranny, wiring, driveshaft, mounting and all.
#20 - I mean don't get me wrong, the LS makes a buttload of power an…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2016 on Wtf Japan... 0
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#21 - citruslord (05/16/2016) [-]
Same here. I also prefer to keep it Nissan, or atleast Japanese. I'd prefer a 2j over an LS
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#23 - chewythewolftwo (05/16/2016) [-]
I have to agree there, lol.
Was looking at IS300's for that sweet sweet 2J before I bought my Volvo. I've never had a japanese DD but a fuckton of my buddies have Subarus of various output/quality, but that's new england for you.
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#28 - citruslord (05/16/2016) [-]
I was tossing around the idea of getting a junkyard 2j from an IS or GS, but decided the extra expenses would make it a bit much. Once I figured in tranny, wiring, driveshaft, mounting and all.
#18 - Or they've ******* ALL been LS swapped and wall-tapped 200 times  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2016 on Wtf Japan... +1
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#19 - citruslord (05/16/2016) [-]
Yeah, it got to the point where an LS was about as cheap as an SR, with more power, more reliability, and better part availability.
I think the KA needs more love honestly.
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#20 - chewythewolftwo (05/16/2016) [-]
I mean don't get me wrong, the LS makes a buttload of power and is plenty of fun. A buddy of mine LS'ed his super fuckin beat Longbed C10 and it does stupid 3rd gear rolling burnouts on the OG rusty steelies. But it's kinda played out and I'm a hipster who likes volvos so my point of view doesn't match most, lol.
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#21 - citruslord (05/16/2016) [-]
Same here. I also prefer to keep it Nissan, or atleast Japanese. I'd prefer a 2j over an LS
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#23 - chewythewolftwo (05/16/2016) [-]
I have to agree there, lol.
Was looking at IS300's for that sweet sweet 2J before I bought my Volvo. I've never had a japanese DD but a fuckton of my buddies have Subarus of various output/quality, but that's new england for you.
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#28 - citruslord (05/16/2016) [-]
I was tossing around the idea of getting a junkyard 2j from an IS or GS, but decided the extra expenses would make it a bit much. Once I figured in tranny, wiring, driveshaft, mounting and all.
#25 - Picture 05/16/2016 on Rabbits +3
#22569 - ITT: **** you've done to your car that not everyone's done. Th…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2016 on /cars/ +1
#22581 - kober (04/30/2016) [-]
Almost every bulb in my car is or will be replaced with LEDs. I'm only missing the high beams, fog lights, and reverse lights at the moment.
I've wrapped up a few bits of my interior in faux leather, and other bits in silver 5D carbon fiber vinyl in an attempt to restore the beat up interior a little for less than a tank of gas.
#22576 - fcrocker (04/29/2016) [-]
#22570 - benderisgreat (04/29/2016) [-]
I tuned my Olds with a custom map and removed the electronic limiter and made the land yacht go 140mph.
#35 - ****** Whitney went and made me the furry disappointment I am … 04/27/2016 on im sorry Roald. I'm so... +1
#9135 - It's rad, for two weeks at a time, every 5-8 weeks! …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2016 on chewythewolftwo's profile 0
#9136 - derpyhoovesretard (04/20/2016) [-]
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#9134 - derpyhoovesretard (04/19/2016) [-]
Anyway, how's your sexlife.
#9135 to #9134 - chewythewolftwo (04/20/2016) [-]
It's rad, for two weeks at a time, every 5-8 weeks!

Got one of them long distance mail-order Canadian girlfriends
#9131 - dooney (04/11/2016) [-]
ayy whats up, ive been slowly learning how to car and now i know a little more than nothing
#9132 to #9131 - chewythewolftwo (04/12/2016) [-]
That's m'boy! All you really need to know are the basics and you're better off than 90% of people
#9133 to #9132 - dooney (04/15/2016) [-]
I know enough to say that i know things.
Today I scraped my wheel on one of those cement islands in parking lots as i was leaving my spot, it was longer than i thought, rip in pepperonis man :c

Im also gonna get Roush axle backs most likely because they sound real ******* nice at low RPMs and pretty alright at high RPMs. I gotta compromise
#9129 - roll (03/22/2016) [-]
hi
#9130 to #9129 - chewythewolftwo (03/22/2016) [-]
yoo
#9124 - herrhauptfuchs (03/03/2016) [-]
so how did the galaxy turn out
#9125 to #9124 - chewythewolftwo (03/04/2016) [-]
Still looks just like this to be honest, lol. I have a few other projects ahead of it in queue, but if money is kind and I can get the space to lift the body off the frame, I'll start the real build. I maaaaaaaay try to make it roadworthy for the summer depending on how much spare cash I have.
#9126 to #9125 - herrhauptfuchs (03/04/2016) [-]
aww shucks well i hope you get it up and running.

dont know if you remember me i had a different profile back in the day.
i ended up losing the california specal mustang but a buddy of mine has been re building a few oldies and has pretty good hands and a shop. Ive been thinking on getting on board with him and by god if i find a 73 ford falcon xb gt my life will be over
#9127 to #9126 - chewythewolftwo (03/04/2016) [-]
I can't remember, what was your old username?

I've really gotta get shopspace, I've been trying to build the exhaust for my C30 (Volvo, not chevy) for months now and the only shop I have access to is super impossible to pin down.
#9128 to #9127 - herrhauptfuchs (03/04/2016) [-]
I cant remember it either, and damn that sucks.
#9122 - Robrey (02/12/2016) [-]
WHAT A NERD LMOA
#9123 to #9122 - chewythewolftwo (02/12/2016) [-]
OH FUQ THE ROBTERT REY RETURNS
#9120 - anon (01/31/2016) [-]
butts
#9121 to #9120 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2016) [-]
That's the stuff I like
#9111 - mutzaki (12/12/2015) [-]
yER JUST GAY
#9112 to #9111 - chewythewolftwo (12/12/2015) [-]
I KNOW YOUR SECRETS
I KNOW YOURE HOMOSEX FOR ME
#9113 to #9112 - mutzaki (12/12/2015) [-]
GAAAAAAAY
#9114 to #9113 - chewythewolftwo (12/12/2015) [-]
FITE ME IRL YOU AMERICA DESERTING TRAITOR
#9115 to #9114 - mutzaki (12/12/2015) [-]
We have her now. Say your goodbyes, you apple pie-eating *****.
#9116 to #9115 - chewythewolftwo (12/12/2015) [-]
BITCH PLEASE YOU KNOW YOU CANT HATE ON OUR APPLE FLAVORED FREEDOM SLICES
#9117 to #9116 - mutzaki (12/13/2015) [-]
I'm just imaginging apple pie pizza and I can tell you it sounds and looks in my imagination absolutely digusting

....and I'm the american here
#9118 to #9117 - chewythewolftwo (12/13/2015) [-]
I had an apple cinnamon pizza before. It was literally just sweet-dough in pizza shape with apple pie filling on it.
It was dank
#9119 to #9118 - mutzaki (12/13/2015) [-]
I was imagining a cheese pizza with apple pie filling just kinda smooshed in there
#9110 - mutzaki (12/12/2015) [-]
thIS TOTALLY ISN'T LAWLI OR ANYTHING PFFffFFF
#9108 - ancientchaos (11/19/2015) [-]
damn memer
#9103 - kibbleking (10/29/2015) [-]
I have a formula called "furfag removal."
#9104 to #9103 - chewythewolftwo (11/05/2015) [-]
Oh, I only just saw this
What was this in reply to because I'm kinda lost