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chewythewolftwo

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: ChewyTheWolf
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Forza
X-box Gamertag: Not for you!
Interests: Cars, Writing, Porn, Furries, Furries AND Porn, Talking about love, etc.
Date Signed Up:7/15/2011
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:A room in a house on a road in a town
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Good afternoon, people of the internet. My name is Chewy. I'm a furry, of the author and poor artist variety. I enjoy old cars and going fast. I'm one of the few straight furs around here, and I can also hold a semi-intelligent conversation, if that's your thing. (But I'm always horrid at replying promptly) I also find talking with haters nice too, because I like hearing your opinions. Well, that's all I have to say for myself. Enjoy your stay on my profile, stranger.

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#14913 - You shoudl've seen the ******* subframe on my buddy's F… 9 hours ago on /cars/ 0
#14910 - I discovered this like half an hour ago and have watch…  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on /cars/ 0
#14912 - cycloneclone (9 hours ago) [-]
gotta get low
User avatar #14913 - chewythewolftwo (9 hours ago) [-]
You shoudl've seen the fucking subframe on my buddy's Focus ST. He's static at 3/8's in the summer, sometimes lower. Shit was grinding down on the oil pan drain plug before he replaced it.
#14905 - Hah, buddy of mine has an MS3 He's going big turbo thi… 10 hours ago on /cars/ +1
#14902 - Hmmm. A goat might be cool. It's hard to find a supra for …  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on /cars/ 0
User avatar #14921 - shedinja (5 hours ago) [-]
Aspirated mkiv's go for less than 12. It's the turbos people want ridiculous money for, atleast in the usa
#14904 - apurpleliger (10 hours ago) [-]
If you're willing to sacrifice the turbo or standard tranny it's not impossible. Drop both and it's easily in range
#14901 - Two of my buddies have XT's, lol. Same with Legacy GTs. Like..…  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on /cars/ +1
#14903 - apurpleliger (10 hours ago) [-]
Ah. Then my primary vote goes back to a GTO. Or I think if you can find a Mazdaspeed 6 it's big, quick, and AWD
User avatar #14905 - chewythewolftwo (10 hours ago) [-]
Hah,
buddy of mine has an MS3
He's going big turbo this summer, already has front mount and full bolt on to the tune of about 410 WHP. Motherfucker is FAST.
#14896 - That's the new england struggle lol. Like... Something fun…  [+] (4 new replies) 11 hours ago on /cars/ 0
#14899 - apurpleliger (10 hours ago) [-]
Forester XT is the SUV version, right? Mind be hard to find but it'll be something different
User avatar #14901 - chewythewolftwo (10 hours ago) [-]
Two of my buddies have XT's, lol. Same with Legacy GTs. Like... 75% of car guys around here drive boosted scoobies lol
#14903 - apurpleliger (10 hours ago) [-]
Ah. Then my primary vote goes back to a GTO. Or I think if you can find a Mazdaspeed 6 it's big, quick, and AWD
User avatar #14905 - chewythewolftwo (10 hours ago) [-]
Hah,
buddy of mine has an MS3
He's going big turbo this summer, already has front mount and full bolt on to the tune of about 410 WHP. Motherfucker is FAST.
#14893 - I should add that this needs to be a reliable daily so I can f…  [+] (6 new replies) 11 hours ago on /cars/ 0
User avatar #14894 - firehippie (11 hours ago) [-]
well there goes that. the ones I found near me need basically a complete restoration lol
User avatar #14896 - chewythewolftwo (11 hours ago) [-]
That's the new england struggle lol.
Like... Something fun to DD for the next few years so I can actually masquerade as an adult, lol.
Not really interested in a WRX buuuut that's only because EVERYONE around here has one. I'd still consider it
#14899 - apurpleliger (10 hours ago) [-]
Forester XT is the SUV version, right? Mind be hard to find but it'll be something different
User avatar #14901 - chewythewolftwo (10 hours ago) [-]
Two of my buddies have XT's, lol. Same with Legacy GTs. Like... 75% of car guys around here drive boosted scoobies lol
#14903 - apurpleliger (10 hours ago) [-]
Ah. Then my primary vote goes back to a GTO. Or I think if you can find a Mazdaspeed 6 it's big, quick, and AWD
User avatar #14905 - chewythewolftwo (10 hours ago) [-]
Hah,
buddy of mine has an MS3
He's going big turbo this summer, already has front mount and full bolt on to the tune of about 410 WHP. Motherfucker is FAST.
#89215 - Your rap game is coming along nicely, dude. One thing I've not…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on xblthatguy's profile 0
#89217 - xblthatguy (5 hours ago) [-]
Thank you. Ehe.

I'll try focus in on that, see if I can't turn it up a bit.

May I get some advertisement?
#14891 - Car guy time! 12k+- budget. Would prefer manual transm…  [+] (12 new replies) 11 hours ago on /cars/ +1
#14898 - apurpleliger (11 hours ago) [-]
If you're looking at the Lexus, does that mean that a Supra isn't out of the question? What about a Subaru of some sort? You can also probably find an 2005-ish GTO for around that
User avatar #14902 - chewythewolftwo (10 hours ago) [-]
Hmmm. A goat might be cool.
It's hard to find a supra for 12grand though, lol
User avatar #14921 - shedinja (5 hours ago) [-]
Aspirated mkiv's go for less than 12. It's the turbos people want ridiculous money for, atleast in the usa
#14904 - apurpleliger (10 hours ago) [-]
If you're willing to sacrifice the turbo or standard tranny it's not impossible. Drop both and it's easily in range
User avatar #14892 - firehippie (11 hours ago) [-]
but opels were sold here in america for a time tho. I just found two opel gt's for sale on craigslist
User avatar #14893 - chewythewolftwo (11 hours ago) [-]
I should add that this needs to be a reliable daily so I can finish the SHO and the Galaxie lolol
User avatar #14894 - firehippie (11 hours ago) [-]
well there goes that. the ones I found near me need basically a complete restoration lol
User avatar #14896 - chewythewolftwo (11 hours ago) [-]
That's the new england struggle lol.
Like... Something fun to DD for the next few years so I can actually masquerade as an adult, lol.
Not really interested in a WRX buuuut that's only because EVERYONE around here has one. I'd still consider it
#14899 - apurpleliger (10 hours ago) [-]
Forester XT is the SUV version, right? Mind be hard to find but it'll be something different
User avatar #14901 - chewythewolftwo (10 hours ago) [-]
Two of my buddies have XT's, lol. Same with Legacy GTs. Like... 75% of car guys around here drive boosted scoobies lol
#14903 - apurpleliger (10 hours ago) [-]
Ah. Then my primary vote goes back to a GTO. Or I think if you can find a Mazdaspeed 6 it's big, quick, and AWD
User avatar #14905 - chewythewolftwo (10 hours ago) [-]
Hah,
buddy of mine has an MS3
He's going big turbo this summer, already has front mount and full bolt on to the tune of about 410 WHP. Motherfucker is FAST.
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User avatar #9009 - notorc (04/13/2015) [-]
How the **** are you friends with anon?
User avatar #9010 to #9009 - chewythewolftwo (04/13/2015) [-]
To be honest, I don't remember, Someone who used to be on his friendslist got me on with some magic **** and I'm not ******** you when I say I don't remember in the slightest, lol. It was back in 2011 anyway
User avatar #9011 to #9010 - notorc (04/13/2015) [-]
You better tell u lil bitch
User avatar #9012 to #9011 - chewythewolftwo (04/13/2015) [-]
lel it was some link I clicked and then it redirected me and then bam, was on his friendslist. The link is looooooooong gone ofc
User avatar #9004 - cpawsome (02/27/2015) [-]
Also 'I'm gonna upload my cars audio from the exhaust. It's beastly now that the mufflers are fixed.


...;..Only took like 2 years to fix.
User avatar #8990 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2015) [-]
peekaboo
User avatar #8991 to #8990 - chewythewolftwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Haygurlhaaaaaaaay
User avatar #8992 to #8991 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2015) [-]
ouf gurl how u doin
User avatar #8993 to #8992 - chewythewolftwo (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm doin awwright yanno, some good some bed, it's the usual
User avatar #8994 to #8993 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/16/2015) [-]
>some bed
fuzzbutt gettin it ahwn
User avatar #8995 to #8994 - chewythewolftwo (02/16/2015) [-]
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION FOR JOJO AND I ONLY
User avatar #8996 to #8995 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/16/2015) [-]
get dat ginger booty
User avatar #8997 to #8996 - chewythewolftwo (02/16/2015) [-]
its so goooooood
i see why u luv him now
User avatar #8998 to #8997 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/16/2015) [-]
yas dat ging bootay
so good
actually I do <3 his butt so LOL
User avatar #8999 to #8998 - chewythewolftwo (02/16/2015) [-]
Pffffffffffffff. Life is better with a hawt booty in hand
User avatar #9000 to #8999 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/16/2015) [-]
P TO THE R EACH
User avatar #9001 to #9000 - chewythewolftwo (02/16/2015) [-]
NICE GET LAWLI. BUT MY POWER LEVELS ARE OVER 9000!
User avatar #9002 to #9001 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/16/2015) [-]
hue I didn't even notice. you're laaaame
User avatar #9003 to #9002 - chewythewolftwo (02/16/2015) [-]
GIT GUD, SCRUB
#8986 - fefe (02/05/2015) [-]
***** y you hav 2 be so gay?
Jokin' aside, I decided to pick out a random person to ask this question: Why are you a furry?
User avatar #8987 to #8986 - chewythewolftwo (02/06/2015) [-]
Hey, I'll try to give this a decent answer.
In all honesty, started out because it seemed like a friendly community (I found the whole furry thing here) and that was in 2010. Almost 5 years later and I'm still here, for the community. Obviously the concept is cool enough, to me. There's always the porn side of it, but the art is cool and personally I like using anthro characters to tell stories, being an amateur author.

Any other questions?
#8988 to #8987 - fefe (02/06/2015) [-]
What kind of stories we Tolkien here?
User avatar #8989 to #8988 - chewythewolftwo (02/06/2015) [-]
Bunch of short stories, etc. I wrote a novel when I was 16, about an anthro wolf (Me, uncreative as that is) who is born in to an entirely human society. He struggles with being viewed as a monster, etc, and eventually meets more people like him. This leads to a large conflict with a group that is very much so against these "mutants", fighting ensues, etc.
User avatar #8985 - majormayor (02/05/2015) [-]
Imma hug you bro.
User avatar #8977 - teoyeezy (02/02/2015) [-]
hey bud, you should totes check out some of the art ive made. How are you?

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User avatar #8978 to #8977 - chewythewolftwo (02/02/2015) [-]
YOOOOOO I didn't know you had a tumblr. I'mma reblog some of your **** . I've been good. WInter sucks. Working outside sucks. Snow sucks. Yolo and stuff
User avatar #8979 to #8978 - teoyeezy (02/02/2015) [-]
aw, thanks babe <3

I feel that, winter here is pretty lame so it has been snowless and outsideless
User avatar #8980 to #8979 - chewythewolftwo (02/02/2015) [-]
Truuuuuuu. I'm still doing bitchass labor so I'm stuck with that for outdoors exposure. Also, car has no heat, which is str8 dicks, lol
User avatar #8981 to #8980 - teoyeezy (02/02/2015) [-]
put a microwave in your car, pleb.
still at the abandoned hotel thing?
User avatar #8982 to #8981 - chewythewolftwo (02/02/2015) [-]
Lel, cigarette lighters don't work tho.
Also yep! Hotel got torn down, tho :c
So it's just a regular old not-as-haunted campground now
User avatar #8983 to #8982 - teoyeezy (02/02/2015) [-]
that's lame, that hotel was dank. zippos produce a loooooot of heat actually so that would work a little bit
User avatar #8984 to #8983 - chewythewolftwo (02/02/2015) [-]
It was, also a hobo magnet lol.
I'll just dress warm and sell the car in the spring when nobody checks the heat lol
User avatar #8968 - mechanicexplain (01/31/2015) [-]
So, I saw you said your Oldvo isn't the hottest thing ever:

www.funnyjunk.com/furry/617638#617638

You want some tricks to pep it up? There's a lot of simple and cheap modifications you can do to put more umph in those things, and even mine, at 419k miles, picked up a bit when I did them.
User avatar #8969 to #8968 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2015) [-]
I've gotta buy tires and rebuild the rear-end before I get too mod happy, but what kind of simple things are you thinking?
Already has IPD swaybars, which are soooo nice.
User avatar #8970 to #8969 - mechanicexplain (01/31/2015) [-]
Really simple things, like tune-up pieces people miss. The biggest thing I was going to recommend was upgrading the cooling fan from the big thermostatic clutch to an electric.
User avatar #8971 to #8970 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2015) [-]
^^^^^^ That was something I've wanted to do since I first looked at the car, lol. Makes that much of a difference?
User avatar #8972 to #8971 - mechanicexplain (01/31/2015) [-]
Alright, cool! First things first:

The best fan conversion guide I can recommend is this one:

www.turbobricks.com/mods.php?content=art0008

When I did that same conversion to mine, I was able to pick up that same GM electric fan from a junkyard for about $30. Any yard should have GM model vehicles with that same one thick on the ground, and you'd be hard pressed to find one of those fans that had gone bad. The only thing I have to warn you about is to NOT use an electric fan control by Hayden, which are typically the ones you can pick up from an Advance Auto Parts or some-such chain store. The electronics inside are cheap, and tend to break within a few months of installation.
User avatar #8974 to #8972 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2015) [-]
Hmm. This is good info. I wanna sell the car in the spring (Paid 2grand, which I know now is too much) but if I do little odds and ends to it, I might be able to sell it to the guy I bought it from for 2 grand and come out happy
#8973 to #8972 - mechanicexplain (01/31/2015) [-]
The second thing, which most people miss, is the harmonic balancer.

When Volvo manufactured the balancers for their engines, they made them in two pieces; the inner ring, which bolts up to the crankshaft, and the outer ring, which the belts run on, and which has the timing adjustment marks on it. They're pressed together over a rubber ring, in order to help reduce belt wear from engine vibration. Unfortunately, unless you've replaced yours at some point, I can guarantee the timing marks are not in the correct orientation, because old balancers have a nasty tendency to "walk" all over the place. Before I recently did mine, I was setting the timing on my vehicle by tensioning the timing belt, moving the cam gear to the cover mark, and marking the crank myself to get an accurate TDC. Double check your timing marks and see if they've moved, and then grab a light and time it out to an appropriate set of marks. Volvo B engines have a real hard time when they're not correctly set.
#8975 to #8973 - mechanicexplain (01/31/2015) [-]
And the last few things I recommend, starting with the timing set:

Timing gears on 240 engines can vary wildly, but on stock motors you'll typically find two kinds: a slid disc looking gear, and gears akin to the ones pictured on the turbo engine model here. The more hollow timing gears shown here weigh half as much as the solid disc ones, and can have surprising effects on how the engine runs. I swapped both of mine, on the camshaft and the auxiliary shaft (bottom right, runs the oil pump and distributor) and traded out the weak roll pins that were used to hold them in position with solid dowel versions from IPD (which I also recommend doing, because the hollow pins have a nasty tendency to shear off and let the gears walk). On top of freeing up some rotational weight, they'll also help your timing belts last longer. The best way to get a hold of a set of these gears is through a junkyard.

And I cannot stress enough that the timing belt tensioners should be replaced at every belt service, no matter what anyone else tells you. They'll always have sloppy bearings after the belt wears out.

Also, if the water pump on yours is past about 3 years old, buy a set of gaskets for it, remove it, and make sure the impeller hasn't pushed back into the front of the engine block due to bearing wear. I just learned the hard way what kind of effect that can have on gas mileage.

Lastly, the fuel injectors themselves. If you can find a yard that has a few Vo's sitting around with the same engine, look for a set of fuel injectors with orange tops. They're an updated version of the standard all-black Bosch injectors used in older models, which have a tendency to stick open when they age and kill your Cat. If yours uses port injection, that is. Volvo put about 6 different fuel delivery systems on these damn things over their life-time as production cars.

And, that's pretty much it. Just some stuff most people don't look for or even think about with these beasts. It's easy enough to do all this stuff on the cheap, too. Hope this helps!
User avatar #8976 to #8975 - mechanicexplain (01/31/2015) [-]
Forgot to mention, the camshaft and aux. shaft gears are the same.
User avatar #8963 to #8962 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2015) [-]
Ayyyyyyyy good ****
User avatar #9008 to #9007 - chewythewolftwo (04/02/2015) [-]
Yoooo I like this dawg. Been a hot minute
User avatar #8964 to #8963 - derpyhoovesretard (01/31/2015) [-]
if i got more i will postem someday :p
User avatar #8965 to #8964 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2015) [-]
Gooooooood. Here's somethin a little thuggy. LIL UGLY MANE TELL DEM BOYZ IMA SKELETON
User avatar #8967 to #8966 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2015) [-]
Migos - Young Rich Niggas (Prod. By Cassius) Here's a real jam
#8959 - bizzareslam (01/21/2015) [-]
bby come back
User avatar #8960 to #8959 - chewythewolftwo (01/21/2015) [-]
To... To Randy?!
User avatar #8954 - majormayor (01/21/2015) [-]
Will the fuzzy butt ever return?
User avatar #8955 to #8954 - chewythewolftwo (01/21/2015) [-]
I don't think so to be honest, don't wanna risk getting banned for it when my current avatar does fine as is
User avatar #8956 to #8955 - majormayor (01/21/2015) [-]
It's not Christmas time anymore.
User avatar #8957 to #8956 - chewythewolftwo (01/21/2015) [-]
Shhhhhhhhhhhh. I thought about that when I came to reply to you
User avatar #8958 to #8957 - majormayor (01/21/2015) [-]
Ha ha.
User avatar #8952 - knightgiver (01/15/2015) [-]
How do I roll numbers again?
User avatar #8953 to #8952 - chewythewolftwo (01/15/2015) [-]
To be honest I don't know, I never do it, lol
User avatar #8947 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm not familiar with a lot of those things.
User avatar #8948 to #8947 - chewythewolftwo (01/13/2015) [-]
With what, tinder?
User avatar #8950 to #8949 - chewythewolftwo (01/13/2015) [-]
It's honestly a waste of time unless you're a stud, which I'm not. I just get lucky because I have facial hair and nice cars. But the women almost never talk to you unless you've got insane game
User avatar #8951 to #8950 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #8939 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #8941 to #8940 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #8942 to #8941 - chewythewolftwo (01/09/2015) [-]
Not too bad, had the day off due to snow. Yourself?
User avatar #8943 to #8942 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
**** you I wish it was snowing. We got some clouds coming in but this will amount to nothing

Just got up, working off a hangover, waiting on some artwork
User avatar #8944 to #8943 - chewythewolftwo (01/09/2015) [-]
Nice nice, I'm just glad I didn't work, I've been trying to shake this cold for a few days now lol
User avatar #8945 to #8944 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
I worked yesterday

my first day of real work in like several weeks
User avatar #8946 to #8945 - chewythewolftwo (01/09/2015) [-]
Must be nice lol, I work 6 or sometimes 7 days a week, outside labor stuff
#8929 to #8928 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
I swear to god I was literally typing a message on your profile as I got this notification
#8930 to #8929 - sugababy (12/25/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I can read people's minds
#8931 to #8930 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
OH REALLY.
Then what am I thinking right now?
#8933 to #8932 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
Close! I was wondering what I've gotta do to see them again.   
&lt;&lt;That's the answer, isn't it?
Close! I was wondering what I've gotta do to see them again.
<<That's the answer, isn't it?
User avatar #8934 to #8933 - sugababy (12/25/2014) [-]
YES THAT!
Then you get to see them 24/7
#8936 to #8934 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
By the way none of that horndogging is really serious, lol. Just wanted to clarify
#8935 to #8934 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
OBBY. You gimme a time and a place and a way to see your face and I'll wild'n'out to your hearts content!
OBBY. You gimme a time and a place and a way to see your face and I'll wild'n'out to your hearts content!
User avatar #8921 to #8920 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
ayyyyy lmao
User avatar #8937 to #8921 - majormayor (12/25/2014) [-]
merry christmas fuzzbutt.
User avatar #8938 to #8937 - chewythewolftwo (12/26/2014) [-]
Thanks mate! Merry Christmas to you, too ^^
#8918 - sugababy (12/24/2014) [-]
Sorry I havent been on much lately
busy with work >//<
#8919 to #8918 - chewythewolftwo (12/24/2014) [-]
Hey! It's okay, I work a lot too. Hell, just today, I put up an entire ceiling with my coworker in three hours flat, all tongue+groove boards, in a kitchen that we need to use tomorrow for christmas, lol.

But I miss your face!
Well, even if I haven't ever seen it. If it's half as sexy as mine then I'll probably have a heart attack and die
User avatar #8922 to #8919 - sugababy (12/25/2014) [-]
I know dat feel.
Becuase it was Christmas, I had to do 3 times as much work than usual. By the end of the day, I was like, kill me already. I couldn't even finish my work because it was too much and it was almost 7 pm. But my supervisor was cool and told me I could leave, thank god for that.

my face shall remain hidden for now haha ;P
User avatar #8923 to #8922 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
Heh. So you must be over in Europe somewhere? That's sexy in itself, I love cute foreign girls~

Aww, fiiiiiine, I suppose I can hold off on loving you eightever :p
User avatar #8924 to #8923 - sugababy (12/25/2014) [-]
I am indeed from Europe. England to be exact. And you?

Dont worry, I'll show it to you some other time ;P
User avatar #8925 to #8924 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng. And I'm an Americunt, of course! The big bold farmer type, no less :p

I can live with that~ You showing me anything is a pretty special treat ;D
User avatar #8926 to #8925 - sugababy (12/25/2014) [-]
good enough for me ;P

Also, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
It's the 25th here : P
User avatar #8927 to #8926 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
I mean, I had to get the stud from somewhere ;D

And merry christmoose to you, too! It's 1:42 in the morning here. May I stuff your stocking this christmas? ;D
#8896 - sugababy (12/21/2014) [-]
I passed the test too!
User avatar #8897 to #8896 - chewythewolftwo (12/21/2014) [-]
Success! I wonder if the guy test is the same, with boners.
I'd be all over that **** .
User avatar #8898 to #8897 - sugababy (12/21/2014) [-]
hey you're right, it's the same test for guys too

careful tho, you dont wanna break your thingy when you're walking into the wall like that..

And yes, I know boners dont have actual bones in them, but they can still "break". I've read about it :S
User avatar #8899 to #8898 - chewythewolftwo (12/21/2014) [-]
Knock on wood (HUE), that's never even come close to happening to me, lol. Also I wouldn't dream of walking in to the wall in full bonermode! Just like... Boop?
User avatar #8900 to #8899 - sugababy (12/21/2014) [-]
(OH YOU)

I'd imagine it to look like this
Retard runs into Wall
User avatar #8901 to #8900 - chewythewolftwo (12/21/2014) [-]
I could, but I mean I'd be likely to tear the building down with my massive girth. You know. The struggles are real.
User avatar #8902 to #8901 - sugababy (12/21/2014) [-]
I know. My tits are so huge, they have their own moons.
User avatar #8903 to #8902 - chewythewolftwo (12/21/2014) [-]
Same thing can be said about my dick :U

This is a 3am conversation I was not expecting to have
User avatar #8904 to #8903 - sugababy (12/21/2014) [-]
your dick is the sun, my boobs are the planets lol

me neither lol
but real talk: I like you. You seem like a fun guy
User avatar #8905 to #8904 - chewythewolftwo (12/21/2014) [-]
My dick is the sun? Oh please, something of this magnitude should be classified as the whole universe!

Heh! The feeling is mutual. All titty flashing aside, you're chill as hell, I like that.
#8906 to #8905 - sugababy (12/21/2014) [-]
is your dick, god?
In some cultures/religions, they worship the penis of gods, like hinduism
< I **** you not.

**** yes, high five!
Chill is my middlename, that's my nips are so hard : P
User avatar #8907 to #8906 - chewythewolftwo (12/21/2014) [-]
My dick can be god if you worship it, ayyyyyyyyyy
And I actually knew that!

Hell yeah!
Also damn. That was smooth as **** . I have competition here. This is good.
#8908 to #8907 - sugababy (12/21/2014) [-]
but what about tits? they need to be worshipped too    
   
 aww yiss   
we'd be best friends IRL   
and then you could have all the titty squeezing you want.   
Yes, I let my friends touch them : P
but what about tits? they need to be worshipped too

aww yiss
we'd be best friends IRL
and then you could have all the titty squeezing you want.
Yes, I let my friends touch them : P
User avatar #8909 to #8908 - chewythewolftwo (12/21/2014) [-]
Hey, hey, we can work out a deal, you worship me, and I'll return the favor. Sweg.

Literally sign me up.
Fun fact I'm an amateur masseuse! Therefore, EXPERT titty squeezer.
#8910 to #8909 - sugababy (12/21/2014) [-]
massage them melons, son!
User avatar #8911 to #8910 - chewythewolftwo (12/21/2014) [-]
Ohh baby! Sign me up! Any day, anytime, anywhere!

Preferably alone
In a room
on a bed
yeeeeeeeeees.
User avatar #8912 to #8911 - sugababy (12/21/2014) [-]
oh baby, I am gonna get the vegetable oil!
User avatar #8913 to #8912 - chewythewolftwo (12/21/2014) [-]
Yaaaaaaaas that's what I love to hear.

We're gonna make ourselves a damn fine fruit salad
#8914 to #8913 - sugababy (12/21/2014) [-]
oh god, just look at that...
it's so... moist...
#8915 to #8914 - chewythewolftwo (12/21/2014) [-]
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
That salad isn't the only thing that's moist now.
#8895 - majormayor (12/19/2014) [-]
You as a father.
User avatar #8916 to #8895 - chewythewolftwo (12/21/2014) [-]
I know, I'm cute as ****
User avatar #8917 to #8916 - majormayor (12/21/2014) [-]
And so fluffy.
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