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#32 - You think they would have learned after Crecy.  [+] (1 reply) 09/16/2016 on knight +1
#33 - insanefreak (09/16/2016) [-]
Same with the battle of the Gulden Spurs.
French infantry was beating up the Flemish peasant army, knights got jealous and wanted the honour of winning the fight, charged through their own infantry lines, got slowed down by the mud and the streams, clashed with the Flemish peasants (who wielded goedendags, pic related).

They then proceeded to get their asses handed to them as armour doesn't do shit against maces that thick.
Also, when they tried to surrender by kneeling down and offering their sword, they got killed instead as peasants didn't know that rule, which caused panic, which caused a rout. French infantry didn't quite care for fighting as their own lines were torn apart by the initial charge, and again by the retreating knights.
Flemish got their arses handed to them later, but that battle was a financial blow that required a fucking long time to recover from, and since it was the first big defeat, by peasants no less, that they suffered (their knights were famous throughout Europe), their neighbouring countries started eyeing them with warhungry eyes.
#11 - It's ridiculous how far this whole "**** women" narr…  [+] (4 replies) 09/13/2016 on The truth is a nuisance to... +9
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#23 - ecthelion (09/13/2016) [-]
FJ has become so anti-SJW that they are now bitch-crying the same way SJWs do. I mean, I hate SJW as much as the next reasonable guy, but man.

Muh male-oppression and double standards. FJ needs to man up a bit.
#14 - anon (09/13/2016) [-]
if you knew anything about what actually happened you'd have some grounds for commenting. first off they were seen together at the party by others. according to witness testimony when the guy first went up to her she refused but later in the evening they started hanging out which led to kissing etc. then they left and she passed out behind the dumpster I'm not sure the guy was even sober enough to realize she passed out. . either way 2 guys who were walking by saw him and yelled at him to which he got scared (as drunk people are want to do when completely pickled and being yelled at by 2 dudes.) so he started running and was tackled some distance later.

nobody "dragged him off" anyone, the girl couldn't remember anything, not even the party, the last thing she remembered was hanging out and drinking with friends who said they later went to the party. and it never went beyond heavy kissing/petting from both of them, and later fingering after she fell unconscious.

now if i haven't cured your ignorance by this point i doubt i ever will however according the the U.S. Judicial system the guy is innocent of rape, and was not sentenced for it due to testimony from others at the party as well as the guy that they were kissing before leaving together. . He was found guilty of 2 charges of sexual assault for what occurred after she passed out, which is why he got the 6 month sentence (which he was let out early for good behavior thanks to a prison initiative to get criminals who fit certain criteria out of the prisons.

educate yo'self ya angry cunt.
#20 - anon (09/13/2016) [-]
It's "are WONT to do". Not "are WANT to do".
#13 - anon (09/13/2016) [-]
#32 - While she is obviously a terrible person, to an extent she has…  [+] (12 replies) 08/18/2016 on I hate her even more now!! +6
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#36 - sesshii (08/18/2016) [-]
I don't understand people talking about "play fair".
No. Fuck that shit.
Make it as unfairly for the opponent as possible as long you don't break any rules.
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#55 - captainprincess (08/18/2016) [-]
because its sports not a shootout
sports is a game
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#65 - sesshii (08/18/2016) [-]
And you are supposed to win.
So while you play fair, i won't and win.
Then you'll cry to mommy why the world isn't like you want it to.
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#66 - captainprincess (08/18/2016) [-]
If you want noone to play with you anymore then sure
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#68 - sesshii (08/18/2016) [-]
Kinda hard when you are playing competitively.
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#69 - captainprincess (08/18/2016) [-]
no its easy enough

if noone wants to compete against you, you can dance around and cry winner all you want, it won't change the fact that nooone wants to play with you anymore
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#70 - sesshii (08/18/2016) [-]
So? Doesn't matter. Join the competition, lose or not join. Not my problem.
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#71 - captainprincess (08/18/2016) [-]
no your problem will be having noone to compete with
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#72 - sesshii (08/18/2016) [-]
Sure, then i'm always the winner cus the losers are going where they belong: In the trash.
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#73 - captainprincess (08/18/2016) [-]
Like I said

say it as much as you want
Youre the one on your own
#48 - zaphodcoolfrood (08/18/2016) [-]
I think it's unsportsmanlike and kinda flys in the face of the spirit of the game.

kinda like the pacquiao vs mayweather fight, or people that build complete cheese 1turn win magic decks.
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#33 - autumntea (08/18/2016) [-]
Exactly. If, on a professional level, the best strategy for victory lies in a boring strategy, the fault lies not in the team who goes down this part, but in the game and its set of rules that is flawed.

There are better ways to determine a winner, even in soccer, but they are hard to schedule.