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cheastnut

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox, Ps2, Xbox360, dreamcast
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, halo, AC, Katawa Shoujo
Date Signed Up:9/16/2012
Last Login:5/27/2015
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Comment Ranking:#501
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Highest Comment Rank:#151
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pls, don't ask for my FJ points, I maybe willing to buy or sell, but not giving away for free.

feel free to look at my deviantart http://cheastnut.deviantart.com/

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Funny Pictures

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    Chinese = spaceballs Chinese = spaceballs
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    gosh darn batman gosh darn batman
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    editted this for us editted this for us
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    beautiful lie beautiful lie
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    oohhhwaahhaaa oohhhwaahhaaa
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    breathtaking photos breathtaking photos
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    superman should be colorful superman should be colorful
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    heres sexist music heres sexist music
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    a final act a final act
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    had me had me
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    better then most of hollywood better then most of hollywood
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    too innocent for this world too innocent for this world
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    still feeling still feeling
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    is this porn is this porn
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latest user's comments

#86 - supposedly the sound foxes make when they have sex so that's w…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on dude +5
#90 - pointblankhits (15 hours ago) [-]
Jesus that makes this content so much funnier

I appreciate the the video to, it drove the point into my memory
#23 - maybe she stole it? 16 hours ago on Resist capitalism +6
#4 - the joke is what the sign says and the post next to it are relevant. 16 hours ago on FJ know whats up 0
#3 - I only use crome for FJ and youtube cause I have adbock on Fir… 16 hours ago on FJ know whats up 0
#73 - I don't like fat and as far as her body goes it's kind of gros…  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on Video removed from YT for... +1
#85 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
Its all makeup bro you WILL regret it when you wake up in the morning.
#75 - gaminggenus (16 hours ago) [-]
I agree good sir! But I'd have to go with a 4/10 would bang. If I got a drink down me I probably would.
#549 - TFW 2000+ thumbs 16 hours ago on Steam game giveaway 0
#28 - so if they do a full gender swap for the movie (which is the o…  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on They don't write comedies... 0
User avatar #32 - kerfufflemachtwo (17 hours ago) [-]
The new one is not a remake. It's a sequel.
User avatar #31 - warioteam (17 hours ago) [-]
why do you think that movie producers say "guys we cant use this joke, if we swap the genders it doesnt work"
#25 - I'm pretty sure nobody denied isreal bombed gazi they just sai…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Breathless photos #10 +1
#39 - phoenixactual (15 hours ago) [-]
I just love hearing people try to justify the use of white phosphorous
#32 - I'm pretty sure it's just a joke but yes people got poisoned b… 20 hours ago on dude +44
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#96 - cheastnut (11/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by cheastnut
>if you're going to leave a comment telling me to stop reposting... don't.   
if it's a repost it's not intentional, you can let me know but don't be an ass. i don't care if you've seen it a million times.
>if you're going to leave a comment telling me to stop reposting... don't.
if it's a repost it's not intentional, you can let me know but don't be an ass. i don't care if you've seen it a million times.
#203 - beams ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
User avatar #201 - minearm (04/28/2015) [-]
who told you you can just wander off to my profile
User avatar #195 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
boop
#197 to #196 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Good Evening.
Good Evening.
#199 to #198 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
How are you?
How are you?
User avatar #192 - neppy (04/04/2015) [-]
I remember you
we talked back when i was still on Twi

i missed u
#189 - corps (03/23/2015) [-]
Breathtaking photos #2.

Now.
User avatar #193 to #189 - cheastnut (03/24/2015) [-]
it's up
#190 to #189 - cheastnut (03/23/2015) [-]
I'm looking into it. I found that comp some place else (a click bait site) but I'll try to get more.
I'm looking into it. I found that comp some place else (a click bait site) but I'll try to get more.
#191 to #190 - corps (03/23/2015) [-]
I found the exact same comp on a bunch of other random sites when I was trying to look for more information about one of the images. But I hadn't seen most of them so it doesn't really matter, I'd just like another comp similar to it.
User avatar #192 to #191 - cheastnut (03/23/2015) [-]
it was real popular so i'd like to do another as well.
User avatar #176 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
ill sell you 40+ lost chests
User avatar #177 to #176 - cheastnut (01/17/2015) [-]
for what?
User avatar #178 to #177 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
offer?
User avatar #179 to #178 - cheastnut (01/17/2015) [-]
you don't even have any
User avatar #180 to #179 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
its on my alt
User avatar #181 to #180 - cheastnut (01/17/2015) [-]
100 fj points
User avatar #182 to #181 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
lolol
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#165 - moisture (12/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #161 - AmusableBman ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Cute
#162 to #161 - cheastnut (12/14/2014) [-]
just enjoy your common 			****		 posters.
just enjoy your common **** posters.
User avatar #163 to #162 - AmusableBman ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
"Enjoy your common **** posters"
You mean such as yourself?
#164 to #163 - cheastnut (12/14/2014) [-]
I'm not a 			****		 poster I have an opinion>people don't like it> I'lkl 			*******		 spare them
I'm not a **** poster I have an opinion>people don't like it> I'lkl ******* spare them
User avatar #159 - viviannjames (10/19/2014) [-]
Yo.
#160 to #159 - cheastnut (10/19/2014) [-]
I wanted to find a Spike Spiegel "yo" gif but couldn't  sup
I wanted to find a Spike Spiegel "yo" gif but couldn't sup
User avatar #154 - gardenmanly (04/23/2014) [-]
you seem like a really nice honest and genuine person, which you dont see very often on FJ, and it made me smile
just wanted to let you know that
www.funnyjunk.com/Apply+for+modship+here/text/5109517/47#47
User avatar #147 - jorgethemaster (04/22/2014) [-]
Can I please buy your pony?
User avatar #148 to #147 - cheastnut (04/22/2014) [-]
no. sorry.
User avatar #149 to #148 - jorgethemaster (04/22/2014) [-]
Aw, thanks anyways.
Congrats on getting it!
User avatar #150 to #149 - cheastnut (04/22/2014) [-]
if you're talking about the fabulous pony, I just bought it in auction it seemed like a great price. I can't really remember now.
User avatar #151 to #150 - jorgethemaster (04/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I am.
How much did you pay for it, Do you remember?
User avatar #152 to #151 - cheastnut (04/22/2014) [-]
less then a million.
User avatar #141 - mairon (02/15/2014) [-]
Sell rat monster
User avatar #142 to #141 - cheastnut (02/15/2014) [-]
nope,
User avatar #143 to #142 - mairon (02/15/2014) [-]
y not
User avatar #144 to #143 - cheastnut (02/15/2014) [-]
because i worked to hard for it
it's a pokemon reference and i love pokemon
it's priceless.
User avatar #134 - ied (02/03/2014) [-]
can i buy your fj points
User avatar #135 to #134 - cheastnut (02/03/2014) [-]
with what
User avatar #136 to #135 - ied (02/03/2014) [-]
items
User avatar #137 to #136 - cheastnut (02/03/2014) [-]
Yeah i figured that, i meant with what items.
User avatar #138 to #137 - ied (02/03/2014) [-]
idk
what do you want
#139 to #138 - cheastnut (02/03/2014) [-]
1. how...   
2.where...   
3.why do you have so many items?   
next, why do you want my fj points so bad you seem to be able to get anything.   
also I really do want to buy the final products because i've already put so much effort in the hard way to build items from scratch. (i've started the stupid, i'm committed to the stupid.) and I'd really like to earn them not just buy them.   
then I don't believe i have enough even if i didn't want to buy them, I'd only get a few and I wouldn't feel like it's worth it.   
I thought about trading all of my points for free use of you god gems (not ownership just to use them when i needed to) but there are just to many ways to get out of that, and I still would need to get my own when the time came.
1. how...
2.where...
3.why do you have so many items?
next, why do you want my fj points so bad you seem to be able to get anything.
also I really do want to buy the final products because i've already put so much effort in the hard way to build items from scratch. (i've started the stupid, i'm committed to the stupid.) and I'd really like to earn them not just buy them.
then I don't believe i have enough even if i didn't want to buy them, I'd only get a few and I wouldn't feel like it's worth it.
I thought about trading all of my points for free use of you god gems (not ownership just to use them when i needed to) but there are just to many ways to get out of that, and I still would need to get my own when the time came.
User avatar #128 - ied (01/12/2014) [-]
can i get the rest of your points? :/ since you have pika now?
User avatar #126 - cheastnut (01/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #187 to #126 - cheastnut (02/16/2015) [-]
☐ Not REKT
☑ REKT
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User avatar #127 to #126 - cheastnut (01/08/2014) [-]
⌛ -age
‼ - real name
✺ - eye color
✁ - hair
☿ - zodiac sign
☃ - tall/short
❅ - any sports
✈ - hobbies
❤ - single/taken
ツ - any pets
☂ - favorite season
✐ - fave types of movies
❣ - how would it be your ideal date
☣ - phobias
☠ - fears
✘ - hates
° - ever were close to death
♧ -..... on drugs
♠ -.....smoked
♦ -.....had alcohol
❥ - sexual orientation
♚ - favorite eye color
♛ - favorite hair color
♪ - music you like
✌ - favorite bands/ singers
♒ - fave animes
❦-.fave characters
✿ - fave kind of clothing
ღ - mottos
✬ - photo of me
User avatar #140 to #127 - cheastnut (02/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #156 to #140 - cheastnut (05/12/2014) [-]

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User avatar #167 to #158 - cheastnut (12/27/2014) [-]

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User avatar #168 to #167 - cheastnut (12/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #157 to #156 - cheastnut (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #125 - ied (01/05/2014) [-]
no
i would have sold for that price.
ffs
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