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#197 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/19/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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The **** are you faggots doing on my profile.

**** outta here.
#209 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm bored, entertain me.
#210 to #209 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
ey bich, dont tel me wat 2 do   
reck ya, fokin twait
ey bich, dont tel me wat 2 do

reck ya, fokin twait
#212 to #211 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
So we ****** or what, cause I'm bout to fall out.
#213 to #212 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Well if you put it that way...
Well if you put it that way...
#196 - carlonord ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Here have dis
Here have dis
#166 to #165 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Wassup ***** .

And what the **** is up with that drawing.
User avatar #167 to #166 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
What's going on?
How've you been?

also idk I just found it on the side of the road and thought your profile could keep it warm
User avatar #188 to #167 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
We used to. Like, a year ago?
User avatar #189 to #188 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
Is her name Caitlin?
User avatar #190 to #189 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
No, her name's Eve. Mine's Adam. Jesus Christ, that **** got ******* intense.
User avatar #191 to #190 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
Oh man, I was going to hate to have to break to you that your sister gave me a blow job.

Jesus Christ that would have been awful
User avatar #192 to #191 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
That'd be seriously ******* devastating. Like, holy **** .

Cudos on the BJ tho.
User avatar #168 to #167 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Absolutely nothing.
******* fabulous.

Planning on going camping with mah sis this weekend, near that one mountain, the one with all the rocks and **** . You know the one.

What about you? Knock up any drug-addicted middle-schoolers? Just chillin? Spill, bruh.

I'll keep it, but it's staying in the basement.
#169 to #168 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
That sounds fun af. I've always wanted to go camping with friends but the only place that's close enough to camp near an asylum that's known for having a few escapes.

No, but my friend did get caught for hotboxing in his girlfriend's dorm. So there's that.
Also I apparently made the dean's list. I wasn't aware we even had a dean.

Also I've been having some dream issues
User avatar #170 to #169 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Dream issues? What kind of dream issues? Were they about me? It's okay, this has happened to me plenty of times before.
User avatar #171 to #170 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
at least not yet~

Well, they've been dreams about... ******* .
Now, the weird thing about the dreams isn't the ******* .
It's who I've been ******* in said dreams
my friends
User avatar #172 to #171 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I've actually had this kinda convo pop up before. Give the dets, man.
User avatar #173 to #172 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
Well first time it happened was pretty traumatic for me.
It was with my best bro.
I basically ****** him in the ass in his living room
Next one was just as weird but more puzzling than it was horrifying.
I played paddy-cake with my best bro's girlfriend's titties in the back of a moving car while she was completely naked
The most recent one happened last night, it really stuck with me.
I walked in on my best friend while she was doing a nude hand stand on a leather couch. I ended up giving her a very intense rimjob. And let me tell you, out of all of the dreams for some reason this one was the best for some reason. Then, she wanted me to take photos of her in very scandalous positions.
Then I woke up, unsure if it was true or not. Checked my phone, no nudes.
User avatar #174 to #173 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Have you ever wanted to **** any of them before? Or has this just started recently?
User avatar #175 to #174 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
1st one, no.
2nd, I find her attractive but wouldn't **** my man's gal.
3rd. Yes, have wanted to for awhile. We used to have a thing between us where we'd just exchange nudes and what not. That continued till she got a boyfriend.
User avatar #176 to #175 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
1. Probably just your brain being a dick.

2. Respect.

3. That's probs why that one was the most intense. And you know, the pic taking jazz.

You should probably **** something. That's my professional opinion.
User avatar #177 to #176 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
***** , if I could have ****** something, I would.
User avatar #178 to #177 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Perfectly good dogs walking around in parks.

Most of which are only mildly diseased.
#179 to #178 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
On my large list of fetishes, bestiality isn't on there
#180 to #179 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Lie to me, but don't lie to yourself.
#181 to #180 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't want to stick my gene frigate inside a quadruped.

I want to stick inside of a short-haird, busty, tall, pale, human woman as her huge ass turns my pelvis into a fine powder.
#182 to #181 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Short-haired, busty, tall, pale, and a human female?!

You're asking for some impossible top-quality type **** there, bruv. That's actually basically what my sister looks like.
#183 to #182 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
Is... is she single?
#186 to #183 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
My sister and I are both Canadian.
#187 to #186 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
uh... does she live in New Orleans?
#184 to #183 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]

Nice effort tho.
#185 to #184 - zaggystirdust (01/18/2015) [-]
Damn, ah well.
The only reason I have that preference is because of the only Canadian I've ever known.

And since then my standards have been set
#163 - anonymous (01/17/2015) [-]
#164 to #163 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Welp, looks like another one to add to the collection.
User avatar #161 - wlflvr (01/17/2015) [-]
Hey, so you are the only person besides myself that I know that watches steven universe. Mind discussing the last two episodes with me?
#162 to #161 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
**** yes, I'd ******* love to. Just so you know, there's like three other SU themed accounts. But I'm completely ******* flattered you only noticed me.
User avatar #193 to #162 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
zaggystirdust and the otha ***** can come too.
Okay, so starting with warp tour: I was under the assumption that the Gems were cut off from the rest of their race (organization, people, whatever) because of something outside of their control. Thats why I thought they kept checking the transporters, hoping for the day they could reunite with them. But then Peridot, another Gem, presumably another of their people, and not only do they hide from her, but they destroy the portal when it gets fixed. Pearl bae gimps out, and Amethyst even said "we're dead". So i guess my question is: Whats the deal?
User avatar #194 to #193 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Oh boy, you hit the ******* martyr here. That ****** been bothering the **** outta me.

Alright, so them doing that **** must mean that the gems either did some rebel **** and had to bounce, or some gem villains are trailing them for some reason. But the fact that even Garnet was getting flustered, scared the hell outta me. Pearl, who had attempted to kidnap Steven so they can see the ******* homeworld, was scared ******** , so that means the appearance of Peridot herself sparked some memories, which means they ******* knew her. So yeah, I legit have no ******* clue, but am almost sure **** is about to go off.
User avatar #195 to #194 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
Their reaction to peridot, and the possible existence of enemy gems brings new meaning to why they were so immediately distrustful towards Lapis as well (which, at the time, also bugged me)
User avatar #198 to #195 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was sorta freaked when they got real ****** with her, cause I was almost sure they were a dying race. So the thought of them wanting to get rid of her was weird. Then P Dottie pops up and acts like a bitch, which then puts at ease the questions I had pertaining to who was good or bad.
User avatar #199 to #198 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
beyond that, both Lapis and Per Dottsville had abilities that were WAY past what the Crystal Gems have been seen doing. The mending/engineering abilities of P. Sherman 52 wallaby way-dot and controlling literally the WHOLE OCEAN that lapis had. Thats something that none of the gems have done, and don't seem capable of doing
User avatar #200 to #199 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Maybe the gems are actually the weakest of their race? That'd be really cool, though strangely unlikely. I'm imagining that they aren't going full blast, in fear of corrupting faster. Whatever the reason, they are legit frightened of that triangle headed bitch.
User avatar #202 to #200 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
Oh! And the other thing! What was the deal with Garnet's face in Alone Together? Seemed kinda pervy to me
#203 to #202 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Maybe she has a thing for fusions? Preferably ones with both parts?
#204 to #203 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
... I never even thought of Stevonnie as having both. thatsmyfetish I just assumed that she was female, like all the gems. Which begs some questions, like... all the gems are genderless beings of energy that just exhibit female traits. So that means that Steven being a guy comes from him being human, but his other half is genderless? Bruh....
#205 to #204 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Gems can shapeshift, so they can be whatever gender they want. Even though Steven is predominantly male, he could do the same with enough practice. Which leaves so many options.
Gems can shapeshift, so they can be whatever gender they want. Even though Steven is predominantly male, he could do the same with enough practice. Which leaves so many options.
#206 to #205 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
im sickened go on

I really liked what Rebecca Sugar did with Connie's issues playing out with the dancing and dealing with that sleezebag. But Im confused as to why Stevonnie had two different personalities while the other fusions referred to themselves as "i" and had a coeheasive being. Maybe practise? or that Connie was human?
User avatar #201 to #200 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
See, I was thinking that they've lost some sort of connection. Or maybe that being around humans so long has weakened them. Peridot said "this whole place is corrupted'', in reference, I think, to humanity, or maybe just biological races.
#159 - aurumleo ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
The lewd conservation with zaggystirdust. It seems I've underestimated your perverted nature. You perverted bastard.
#160 to #159 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
You have no idea.
#154 - aurumleo ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I made this just for my profile picture.
#155 to #154 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I want one.

Selfish **** .
#156 to #155 - aurumleo ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
** I'm glad you like my glorious avatar. Yes! Envy it, baby! ** I'll make Pearl avatar if you want some.
#157 to #156 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Just you wait, I'll get one even better!

Nah, I'm good. Seriously good work tho.
#158 to #157 - aurumleo ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
We shall see! Thanks, it means a lot.
User avatar #153 - mydogpikachu (01/07/2015) [-]
like seriously
#148 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#149 to #148 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Thank based havockwzy.
#150 to #149 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
ps: you're one of the few themed accounts i actualy like, keep up the good work son!

and zaggy follows the same rule here
#151 to #150 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
I won't fail you! I promise!
#152 to #151 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
you made me watch the damn show, you cant fail anymore you hit success already
#131 - zaggystirdust (01/03/2015) [-]
Do people really see me as a themed account?
Am I even a themed account?
I honestly don't know but I'm scared and confused
#132 to #131 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
That's what I've been told. We're the SU themed accounts, apparently. ****** crazy.

We aren't super popular or nothin, but we're known.
#133 to #132 - zaggystirdust (01/03/2015) [-]
**** , whatever, I don't mind.

I feel as though we should get to know each other more if we're going to be posting the same ****** characters
#134 to #133 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Sure, ***** . Whatchu wanna know, bruv.
#135 to #134 - zaggystirdust (01/03/2015) [-]
Besides SU what do you enjoy?
What's your hobbies?
Do you have a crush on anyone?
what's your major kink?

y'know, simple stuff
#136 to #135 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Bout to ace this quiz, teach, just watch.

Gravity Falls, Hajime no Ippo, Wakfu, Berzerk, and countless other **** that I can't remember right now.

Freeform fighting, masturbation, vidya, camping/hunting/fishing/outdoor **** , reading, writing, lurking, etc.

Been in a relationship with the same chick for the last 7 years. Gonna keep that **** up for the rest of my life if I can.

Major? Christ, I'd have to pull that **** outta the Witching Well just to check out the header. I honestly don't think I have one. I jerk it to everything.
#137 to #136 - zaggystirdust (01/03/2015) [-]
well **** that made me feel like a little bitch compared to all the **** you do

your life sounds swell as **** , man
#138 to #137 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Naw man, come on, don't be like that.

Tell me all about yourself, same list man, I wanna know **** about you too, dude.
#139 to #138 - zaggystirdust (01/03/2015) [-]
Alright, I didn't study but let's give it a try.

Gravity Falls, Halo, LOTR, other fantasy and scifi things.

Writing, reading, vidya, masturbation, trying to get back into drawing, I used to have a lot of other hobbies like animation and video editing but idk what happened to that.

Single permanently because I'm a pussy when it comes to girls. I recently met a girl at one of my bro's parties who I really liked talking to, interesting and really cute. I got her number and worked up the courage to call her but got no answer. So that ship's probably already sunk. But whatever, I'll try harder next time

I'd have to say my major kink is either birthing hips or just butts or bellies. idk what the **** is wrong with me or why I'm attracted to them

Do I have to go to summer school?
#140 to #139 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I'm happy to say that you've passed your test! Barely.

If you draw and animate and **** , you should get back into it. That's some real cool shizz to be apart of. I have zero artistic talent, so I have no ******* clue how that **** works, but it'd still be cool.

Ain't nothing wrong with being single. Just don't be one of those asshole single types. There's plenty of chicks, so don't worry bout that **** too much. Stay friendly with her though.

With kinks like that, I'm surprised you didn't go amyfag, or sadiefag. Butts and bellies are some good **** , tho.

Idk, your life sounds pretty ******* rad, mang. Got **** goin for ya, for sure.
#141 to #140 - zaggystirdust (01/03/2015) [-]
I gave up animating and drawing after dropping out of talented art in high school and put most of my focus into writing. As long as I can reach my dream I don't care what it is I'm doing.

You're right, I mean, every relationship I've had hasn't been any good so idk why I'd want another one. I guess I'm just the kind of person who needs someone to lean on every now and then.

When I first watched the show I did kinda liked amethyst but as I watched on I realized Pearl had the kind of personality I liked in a girl. Nerdy, artistic, maternal instincts and what not.

I think my life's actually been alright, not too easy, not too hard. The only thing that's really been keeping me back is myself.
#142 to #141 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
That's the **** I like to hear, man. Nothin wrong with having someone to lean on, but self-improvement helps **** too. Keep up that ********* attitude, you'll go ******* everywhere in life.
#143 to #142 - zaggystirdust (01/03/2015) [-]
Thanks for the words of wisdom, **** .
Just been kinda lost with myself and **** .

Didn't mean to go full vent on you
#144 to #143 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Don't even deal, dude. ****** fine with me, everyone needs to drop that **** every once in awhile. You ever need some faggot to let loose on, you holler at me. I got you, mang.
#145 to #144 - zaggystirdust (01/03/2015) [-]
Means a lot to me, homie.
User avatar #126 - speedymcgee ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
Now this is what I like.
#127 to #126 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
What? What could you possibly mean?
User avatar #128 to #127 - speedymcgee ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
you know exactly what I mean
#129 to #128 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
Me? Of all people? Naaaah.
User avatar #122 - titletaker (12/30/2014) [-]
How do I send you a PM?
User avatar #123 to #122 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Nvm, **** doesn't work. You have a way to link me to it? Not sure what to do, elsewise.
User avatar #124 to #123 - titletaker (12/30/2014) [-]
I'll send it to you in chunks over PM, if that's okay?
User avatar #125 to #124 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Sure, I can't wait to see what you got.
User avatar #120 - titletaker (12/30/2014) [-]
What's the best way to send you Word documents?
User avatar #121 to #120 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Not entirely sure. Have you tried the PM? I think you can send word docs through that.
#119 - aurumleo ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
You have very nice taste of Steven Universe. Thanks for the information on *coughs* lewdness of Pearl you just provided for me. You've been subscribed by me, chaoticlaw!

(the artwork of Pearl by Toodles3702 in Deviantart - Thanks and happy X-mas!)
#113 - kokanum (12/23/2014) [-]
I like you

You make me laugh
#115 to #113 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I like you.

You make me hot.
#116 to #115 - kokanum (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh do go on♥
#117 to #116 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Uh, you're pretty, and you have nice ears. Oh, plus you only piss on some of the furniture.
#118 to #117 - kokanum (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh you dog~
User avatar #110 - timmity (12/22/2014) [-]
Stop reposting
#111 to #110 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
Just you try and 						*******					 stop me.
Just you try and ******* stop me.
User avatar #106 to #105 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
Is that Doxxy? Please, for the love of christ, tell me that's Doxxy.
#108 to #107 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
Bless you, and bless based Doxxy.
#103 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
yo, whats ur pictures from?
#104 to #103 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Staven Galaxy.

Steven Universe.
User avatar #87 - burpateer (12/13/2014) [-]
What if... What if you met Deedee Magno? Aka voice of Pearl
#88 to #87 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
I'd cry like a little bitch and grovel at her feet.
I'd cry like a little bitch and grovel at her feet.
#89 to #88 - burpateer (12/13/2014) [-]
I live in Burbank, the home to Cartoon Network studios, and just noticed that i have more of a chance to meet anyone there than pretty much 99% of FJ I'd probably react the same, to any of the gems
#114 to #89 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Actually CN studios doesn't do 100% of the work for CN, it's usually independently done and given to edit and broadcast.
#90 to #89 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Why you gotta rub it in.
User avatar #91 to #90 - burpateer (12/13/2014) [-]
Whatta bout the rest of the gems? Like who would you wanna meet next?
#92 to #91 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]

I want her to sing American Boy to me.
#93 to #92 - burpateer (12/13/2014) [-]
You like black English people, don't you chaotic?
#94 to #93 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]

#95 to #94 - burpateer (12/14/2014) [-]
I'd prolly wanna meet Michaela Dietz, because of that tom-boyish voice of hers. And no, not because she's also asian What you think this spoiler was gonna have some asian fetish confession? B-because I don't
#96 to #95 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Her voice is pretty damn, she voiced Riff from Barney too, if I recall. Are you sure? Yes. Give in to it.
#97 to #96 - burpateer (12/14/2014) [-]
oh yea, I saw that in her filmography

You're right, I lied
#98 to #97 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Shhh, it's okay, there's no judging here.   
 You 						*******					 weirdo.
Shhh, it's okay, there's no judging here.

You ******* weirdo.
#99 to #98 - burpateer (12/14/2014) [-]
says the guy obsessed with magic rock women

says the guy obsessed with magic rock women
#100 to #99 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]

God, it's true.
#101 to #100 - burpateer (12/14/2014) [-]
But It's a pretty damn good show, so you got the right obsession. Be weird with me friend. Be weird
But It's a pretty damn good show, so you got the right obsession. Be weird with me friend. Be weird
#102 to #101 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, I can do that easy.
Hell yeah, I can do that easy.
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