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User avatar #1149 - zaggystirdust (17 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - zaggystirdust (16 hours ago) [-]
what up?
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - chaoticlaw (16 hours ago) [-]
?pu tahw
#1154 to #1153 - chaoticlaw (16 hours ago) [-]
She has weird eyes.
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - chaoticlaw (16 hours ago) [-]
Whoa, how'd I do thet
User avatar #1158 to #1155 - zaggystirdust (16 hours ago) [-]
you posted it?
User avatar #1159 to #1158 - chaoticlaw (16 hours ago) [-]
Why dos the orang thing makee a nose??
User avatar #1160 to #1159 - chaoticlaw (16 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #1161 to #1160 - zaggystirdust (16 hours ago) [-]
the alert?
#1165 to #1162 - zaggystirdust (16 hours ago) [-]
>When you're about to go to a girl's house and you remember her dad is a bulky cop who used to be a professional wrestler.
User avatar #1157 to #1156 - chaoticlaw (16 hours ago) [-]
Fuc im smarty
#1140 to #1139 - chaoticlaw (17 hours ago) [-]
You got something you wanna say, you better say it. Fight me, loser.
#1141 to #1140 - drongus (17 hours ago) [-]
i will ******* wreck you r anus
#1142 to #1141 - chaoticlaw (17 hours ago) [-]
Don't tease, sweety, it's not polite.
User avatar #1143 to #1142 - drongus (17 hours ago) [-]
hey, did you browse /sug/ alot?
User avatar #1144 to #1143 - chaoticlaw (17 hours ago) [-]
**** NO. Maybe a little.
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - drongus (17 hours ago) [-]
u shud com party w/ me we have /ss/
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User avatar #1146 to #1145 - chaoticlaw (17 hours ago) [-]

That's all I needed to hear.
User avatar #1147 to #1146 - drongus (17 hours ago) [-]
by the way if you know anyone else who browsed /sug/ send em our way, we're a little slow.
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - chaoticlaw (17 hours ago) [-]
I got u, bruv.
User avatar #1120 - murrlogic (07/26/2015) [-]
I think Malachite is friendly

User avatar #1121 to #1120 - chaoticlaw (07/26/2015) [-]
I disagree.
User avatar #1134 to #1121 - murrlogic (07/26/2015) [-]
Pearl would masturbate with her swords then let you **** her.
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - chaoticlaw (07/26/2015) [-]
That's cool with me.
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - murrlogic (07/26/2015) [-]
All gems are not for sexual.
User avatar #1137 to #1136 - chaoticlaw (07/26/2015) [-]
But I thought they were.
User avatar #1138 to #1137 - murrlogic (07/26/2015) [-]
only onion is for sxual
#1122 to #1121 - murrlogic (07/26/2015) [-]
Does this look like a dangerous blood thirsty killing machine do you?
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - chaoticlaw (07/26/2015) [-]

Hot too.
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - murrlogic (07/26/2015) [-]
Of course you want to give sexual to the bloodthirsty killing machine.

Can you not think with your dick?
#1125 to #1124 - chaoticlaw (07/26/2015) [-]
Uh......yes, I believe so.
User avatar #1126 to #1125 - murrlogic (07/26/2015) [-]
Lies your fapping to pearl porn right now you **** .

Put your damn dick away your gemfu will never love you.
#1127 to #1126 - chaoticlaw (07/26/2015) [-]
You don't have to remind me.
User avatar #1128 to #1127 - murrlogic (07/26/2015) [-]
You're never gonna have rock babies with Ms. Salt



But Peridot can mother your daughter and future children tho
User avatar #1129 to #1128 - chaoticlaw (07/26/2015) [-]
But they'd die.

Das bad.
User avatar #1130 to #1129 - murrlogic (07/26/2015) [-]
What if that feature was removed then?
User avatar #1131 to #1130 - chaoticlaw (07/26/2015) [-]

Every ******* where.
User avatar #1132 to #1131 - murrlogic (07/26/2015) [-]
Pearl would not agree to this.
User avatar #1133 to #1132 - chaoticlaw (07/26/2015) [-]

User avatar #1114 - lilRican (07/24/2015) [-]
>when you know youre gonna be a failing artist
User avatar #1115 to #1114 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
Well that's still technically an artist.
#1116 to #1115 - lilRican (07/24/2015) [-]
My interests are not a joke Chaoticlaw
#1117 to #1116 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
Are you sure.

Are you totally sure.

Just show me what you have, you ******* fag.
#1118 to #1117 - lilRican (07/24/2015) [-]
I can not draw chins for the life of me
#1119 to #1118 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
This is a lot ******* better than I was expecting. Like **** , that's some Double Fine-tier **** you got.
#1095 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
You MOTHER was a whore and nobody loves you.
#1098 to #1095 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
I can already tell you're gonna be fun.
User avatar #1092 - lilRican (07/24/2015) [-]
I feel like i can't comment on your profile until i finish that greentext
#1094 to #1092 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
Just comment what you got so far. Or porn, that's cool too.
User avatar #1096 to #1094 - lilRican (07/24/2015) [-]
am i allowed to post porn on profiles?
User avatar #1099 to #1097 - lilRican (07/24/2015) [-]
ye but mods
User avatar #1102 to #1099 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
Is sinery a mod.

I'll ask him. If he says no, I'm posting porn on your profile.
#1077 - zaggystirdust (07/23/2015) [-]
When you're at a restaurant and realize your ex is sitting right behind you.
#1078 to #1077 - chaoticlaw (07/23/2015) [-]
Hahaha, holy **** . Really? What the **** happened?
#1079 to #1078 - zaggystirdust (07/23/2015) [-]
I just sat down behind a couple and thought "you know, that girl looked like her."
And then a minute passed and I thought "oh **** what if it is her?"
And then I heard her talk and realized it was her.

I tried to keep my head down so that she wouldn't notice me.
User avatar #1110 to #1079 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
Well, the rest is right, she's just short as **** .
#1113 to #1112 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]
You're a lucky man.
She better be a freak
#1080 to #1079 - chaoticlaw (07/23/2015) [-]
Did she see you?
#1081 to #1080 - zaggystirdust (07/23/2015) [-]
I hope not.
I looked awful, I was on break from work and my hair was **** .
If I see her again I wanna look fly as **** so she'll be all "oh wow, he's looking good. Good for him."

It seems childish but I'm not much of an adult to begin with.
And a small part of me misses her
#1082 to #1081 - chaoticlaw (07/23/2015) [-]
**** you mean, you always look on the fly. Got bitches clawing for your dick. And that doesn't seem too childish, I've met other people exactly like that. Was she, like, real good to you, or a straight bitch?
#1083 to #1082 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]
Yes, I miss having a naggy bitch at my side.

She was probably the only girl I've dated that actually treated me with consideration and not like I was just a punching bag or a taxi and food despondencery.
She treated me like I was a person.
It was awkward getting used to it since my last relationship before that was the abusive girl who had the baby recently.
We would be at a party and she would say "If you want to go hang out with your friends you can go ahead." and it cought me off guard so I would say "a-are you sure, you're pefectly fine with that?" and she would be all confused and say "Yeah, why wouldn't I be? I'll chill with my friends and you can hang with yours."

It was bliss. I had no worries.
#1084 to #1083 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
She sounds cool as **** . What the **** happened between you two?
#1085 to #1084 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]
When I was talking with my friend who set us up I asked so how old is she?
She said "She's 16, her birthday's coming up. So I thought "Oh, she's going to be 17 in a few days, that'll be good since I'm 18.

Turns out she meant she was 15 and going to be 16.
I found this out because her dad called me (while her and I were getting down to business) and said "sir, do you know that you're sending sexual messages to my 15 year old daughter?"
I said "Oh! one moment sir!" and yelled "You're fifteen!?"

So we had to break up or else he was going to get the cops involved, we stayed friends for a while but just started to drift apart as time went on.
#1086 to #1085 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
Okay, first, I'd like you to know just how sorry I am that you couldn't continue being with girl. It sounds like you really ******* liked her, and it's real ****** up you couldn't stay together.

Now, let me laugh at the fact that you almost ****** jailbait, but got cockblocked by her dad.
#1087 to #1086 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]
She was so cool, and really cute.
I think part of the reason I like Pearl is because she kinda reminds me of her physically.
More like young Pearl but with freckles

But, I am glad we didn't do anything serious, I'm too weak to go to prison.

I realize we wont be able to build the same connection we had before, the innocence is gone and we've both grown in the two years.
I just want to be friends so that we can still keep in touch.
#1088 to #1087 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
>Pearl with freckles

Worth the risk. You should've at least talked to her. Say it's good to see her again or something. Might rebuild at least a fraction of what you had before.
#1089 to #1088 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, I should have.

But she was looking good and I was looking doog.

at this rate you'll be writing my biography with all the **** I tell you.
#1090 to #1089 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
I have it all save on a txt file in case I need to **** your life up. You never know.
#1091 to #1090 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]
In that case, wanna know why I have an amazonian and biting fetish?
I think I may have told you this already.
#1093 to #1091 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
No, no you ******* didn't. But you sure as **** are about to.
User avatar #1105 to #1093 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]
So yeah, now you know.
User avatar #1106 to #1105 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
Are you cool with me masturbating to this.

Even if you aren't, I'm still going to. I just figured it polite to ask.
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]
Sure, I know I do.

She was also that Canadian girl that we almost thought was your sister.
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - chaoticlaw (07/24/2015) [-]
You said 6'5 right? That's an entire foot bigger than her, man. She's a ******* munchkin.
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]
Well I remember describing her to you and you said it sounded like your sister.
#1100 to #1093 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]

There was this girl in my high school.
She would hang with the artsy hipster crowd.
I still remember the first time I saw her, she caught my attention the very second I met her.
I was walking to class one day with my friend and saw her sitting with her friends.
She had short black hair, DSLs, pale skin, freckles, all that good stuff.
I caught myself staring at her but only after she caught me.
It was embarresing so I turned away and increased my pace.

So one night I'm talking with my friend the one who I work with and I said "if you know any girls with short hair that was my flavor for a year let me know". So she said "Actually, I do! Here's her number: "
I asked what she looked like and she perfectly described the girl I mentioned.
I was trembling at the fact I had her number on my phone.
It seems weird even now to text someone I barely know but I just said "hey, I'm zaggy, I saw you at schol and really like the way you look haha so yeah what's up?" or something insanely spaghetti worthy like that.
So she replied and for some reason didn't find it weird.
I asked her about it and she said "No, it's actually pretty bold. I like that."

I earned my tent pitching badge that night.
#1101 to #1100 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]
So we began texting and flirting lightly.
Actually, I was lightly flirting, she was going ******* ham in that **** .
"It pains me not having you inside me" was one I'll never forget."
I finally got to see her in person one day at school.
I was walking down the hall when I feel someone messing with my ear.
I turn around expecting one of my friends to be sporting a **** eating when when instead I'm met with a 6'5 goddess with an E-cup size that could crush a small child.
She had hips big enough to repopulate the Native Americans and thighs that could shatter diamonds.
She looked like one of those Mayan fertility statues.
I could feel my entire face burning up just looking at her, I had no idea that she had such proportions.
She smiled down at me and gave a soft, "hey~" under her breath.
"Hhhhe... hehehey" is all I could utter.
She giggled and played with my bangs before walking off.
Her ass...
I can't even begin to tell you the magnitude of it.
You know Mama-chan?
That kind of **** .
She turned around and gave me a wink with her tongue out.

I limped to class because there was almost no blood in my brain.
#1103 to #1101 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]
I remember one time when I was talking with my friends after school.
I was saying something before I felt very sly fingers caress the back of my neck the flick my earlobe.
It was her, she walked pass me and did the same wink n' tongue face.
All my friends just looked at me with the same expression, one that just said "duuuude."

One day she invited me to her house, I knew this would end up somewhere.
She had a huge house, multiple cars in the driveway and multiple pools in the back.
When she answered the door she seemed more timid, barely saying anything with a shy look on her face.
She put on an old horror movie, we sat on her huge couch, a few feet apart a a meter a you Eskimos would say it from each other.
It was an awkward setting, no one was making a move.
I finally decided to try and make some contact; I moved my hand towards her's ever so slightly.
She could feel it coming so she slowly inched her's as well.
This continued until we made contact with our finger tips.
At that moment, all the shyness she had before quickly vanished.

She grabbed me and pulled me on top of her.
She sunk her teeth into my neck, grinding them back and forth.
She lifted my shirt and dragged her nails across my back.
She shifted her leg between mine and knocked my bulge around.
All of this happening at the same time.
#1104 to #1103 - zaggystirdust (07/24/2015) [-]
I gave her a strong bite back on her shoulder; her moans were so lewd I could wack it to just a 2 second clip of it.
She pushed me off and threw off her shirt.
Her bust was way larger than I thought.
She set me against the couch and shoved them in my face.
You remember that scene from Akira when Tetsuo was getting engulfed by his own flesh and was suffocating?
Yeah, it felt like that.
She pulled on my hair as I tried my best to get a good suckle in.
This may sound weird but I actually choked on her nipple.

That's all I'm giving, there's more but we didn't **** .
It did involve more biting though.
#1071 - darthblam (07/23/2015) [-]
I had some thoughts the other day of how the series might end. Thought you might like to hear it. You're also the only person I know that might care anyway. Also stopping by and noticing lilrican's comment convinced me to drop my own prediction.

So.. inevitably the fight will have to be taken to Homeworld. You can't just cut all connections and expect them to just stop attempting to take back Earth at this point, right?
So obviously the CGs are gonna have to take on a whole damn planet of hostile gems. But of course the 4 of them can't do that themselves.
Good thing they've got an entire damn army sitting in the temple just waiting for Steven to find a way to fully repair and revive them with his saliva.
And if gems rebelled on Earth, who's to say there aren't those that disagree with those leading Homeworld?
If the series goes on long enough, ****** eventually gonna hit the fan big time and go in to all out war to free Homeworld from tyranny.

Unless the series takes the more kid friendly route and the CGs are somehow able to convince Yellow Diamond or whoever is really in charge to just accept them to live on Earth or some boring **** ..
#1072 to #1071 - chaoticlaw (07/23/2015) [-]
Anti-tyranny seems probable, ending with Steven doing what he does best. Can you guess.
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - darthblam (07/23/2015) [-]
Diplomacy by crying?
#1074 to #1073 - chaoticlaw (07/23/2015) [-]
Has Steven even bawled like a bitch yet? I think he's the only one in the entire show who hasn't broke down in tears. We got time for it though.
#1075 to #1074 - darthblam (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't know, it just seems every other emotional issue in the team is resolved by Steven getting pissed and/or sad.
I guess I've exaggerated to myself, I guess. The only example I can think of is the episode with Ruby & Sapphire having their bitch fits.
User avatar #1076 to #1075 - chaoticlaw (07/23/2015) [-]
That's Sugar using Steven as an ineffable resolution.

He can basically do no wrong.
#1067 - lilRican (07/21/2015) [-]
So what if later on the show it becomes super animu feels epicness

>Be steven and the crew Cg's
>the ending of a war is drawing near
>geode is operational because of Homeworld
>geode is already releasing a deadly hurricane thats ripping everything near it to shreds
>there's no way to get close to the geode to try and destroy it completely
>Everyone's giving up, the earth is doomed
>Garnet is standing silent as usual
>Yeah Garnet?
>I know of a way we can destroy the Geode'

to be continued since I dont know how to write
#1068 to #1067 - chaoticlaw (07/21/2015) [-]
>not ending it with Tengen Toppa Steven Universe

If it doesn't close with Steven doing a mass fusion with all of Beach City, proclaiming the strength of humanity, I'll drop this show like your mom drops that bodacious booty.
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - lilRican (07/21/2015) [-]
You know what the worse part is?

I was gonna go with Garnet doing Kittans awesome as death in SU form

want still finish it?
User avatar #1070 to #1069 - chaoticlaw (07/21/2015) [-]

Yes I do want you to ******* finish it.
#1060 - zaggystirdust (07/21/2015) [-]
what do you think about that Pearl/Greg AU?
#1061 to #1060 - chaoticlaw (07/21/2015) [-]
What, the *********** one, or some other that I missed?
#1062 to #1061 - zaggystirdust (07/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, that one.
#1063 to #1062 - chaoticlaw (07/21/2015) [-]
You already know what I'm down for, bitch. I can't lie, it's hot **** tho.
#1064 to #1063 - zaggystirdust (07/21/2015) [-]
I really want to know what ************ is like.

Must be intense

Biting and scratching, the air hot with grunting and moaning. Confused hate filling each other's eyes, emotions just swirling in a bath of lust and anger. Using your rage to pound yourself against your enemy as they're wraped in your embrace.

***** hot, man.
#1053 - murrlogic (07/20/2015) [-]
Just so we're clear

Your waifu is ****
Peridot is best waifu
Loli gem is not for sexual. That means all 3 of them
The door never got fixed. Boo is gone forever
User avatar #1065 to #1053 - lilRican (07/21/2015) [-]
I thought you didnt like peridot
User avatar #1066 to #1065 - murrlogic (07/21/2015) [-]
I started liking her unironically because she is smarter than pearl.
User avatar #1054 to #1053 - chaoticlaw (07/20/2015) [-]
1. No doubt.
2. ******** .
3. Then what are they ******* good for?
4. NO.

You can't get me, murr. I'm prepared.
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - murrlogic (07/20/2015) [-]
No u

I am your trigger. Boo was just a figment of Sully's imagination

There never really was a door.
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - murrlogic (07/20/2015) [-]
I have this assumption all of Tumblr is going to rage if one more bad thing happens to Lapis.
User avatar #1044 - lilRican (07/18/2015) [-]
So we aren't gonna talk about how we have rape fantasies over peridot
#1045 to #1044 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
I'm just taking solace in the fact that I'm not the only one who does.
#1046 to #1045 - lilRican (07/18/2015) [-]
I had a dream today that when pearl was training connie and steven wasnt there pearl shapeshifted a cock and started ******* her as part of training
#1050 to #1046 - zaggystirdust (07/20/2015) [-]
I had a dream last night that Pearl was pregnant but said Dewey was the father just to get in on his money
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - lilRican (07/20/2015) [-]
I swear to god If Pewey happens i will be so pissed
#1052 to #1051 - zaggystirdust (07/20/2015) [-]
It wont happen
but it will
in my heart
User avatar #1058 to #1052 - lilRican (07/20/2015) [-]
pls, dont spoil your tastes. you're better than that

he's a bald man who also lies and is vuuury ugly
#1059 to #1058 - zaggystirdust (07/20/2015) [-]
He's a cute old man.
She's a cuter ancient gem.

juuuuust let me have thiiiiiis
#1047 to #1046 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
Are you ******* with me. Two night ago I had a dream that during training, when Connie went to get some juice, Steven went Bara and ****** Pearl till she poofed, then nutted on her gem.
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - lilRican (07/18/2015) [-]
im starting to think ihave issues
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
I'd tell you to get help. But that's no fun.
#1018 - zaggystirdust (07/18/2015) [-]
#1019 to #1018 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]

Peri's a ******* amputee.
#1021 to #1019 - zaggystirdust (07/18/2015) [-]
Looks like ol' Beachy was right on that one.

and everyone else who hypothesized that
#1023 to #1021 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
#1024 to #1023 - zaggystirdust (07/18/2015) [-]
She's so cute, I want to hear her dorky voice shriek as I deliver an open palm slap on her green derriere.
#1025 to #1024 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
I wanna **** her till she dies, wait for her to reform, then **** her all over again.
User avatar #1028 to #1025 - lilRican (07/18/2015) [-]
>lilRican: I want to lurk in the dark around her and see her sweat and hyperventilate with fear
User avatar #1031 to #1028 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
Then softly lick a part of her body and enjoy as she writhes in terror.
User avatar #1033 to #1031 - lilRican (07/18/2015) [-]
And then smile, while your on top of her and watch as she tries to avoid eye contact completely by looking in a different direction, with tears rolling down her face into the dirt
#1026 to #1025 - zaggystirdust (07/18/2015) [-]
Or, you know, just love tenderly while she acts all tsunami.

You and lilRican need to chill.
#1027 to #1026 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
My way of warming up to a character is wanting to violently **** them.
#1029 to #1027 - zaggystirdust (07/18/2015) [-]
Is that what you did with your sister?
#1032 to #1030 - zaggystirdust (07/18/2015) [-]
I'm still trying to absorb the whole... your situation.

It's just so taboo
and kinda hot
#1034 to #1032 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
I'll be honest, I've never really understood incest porn. Whenever I'm dewing the dew, I don't think of her like she's my sister. It doesn't make it any hotter. Doing it in public is, but that's just a personal kink.
#1035 to #1034 - zaggystirdust (07/18/2015) [-]
Let me get some popcorn and lube, this sounds like a good ass story.
#1036 to #1035 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
Alright, well, first and foremost, you gotta know that bae is into some weird **** . Public sex is basically the least kinkiest thing we ever do. But we do it, a lot. So, last Sunday, while visiting my gay as **** friend and his overly religious mom, we went to his church. Not a one of us three could be considered the religious type, so we all just ****** off to the basement and waited for that **** to be over. Gayboi hopped his fairy ass back upstairs after momma bear screamed for him, so we were just chilling on the folding table. It took her ******* seconds to rev herself up to **** . I'm not the declining type, so after a little foreplay, we **** like hyena's in heat, rocking the table like a wooden horse. After about an hour of sweet sensation, we clean up our mess, stitch our clothes back together, and head up topside. Right as we round the corner to the staircase, we see our apparently not so gay friend with his dick in his hand, limp and wet. He's fast asleep, so I tell her to go get the car started while I redress the fool. I redress him, he wakes up, does everything he can to not look me in the eye, and drives home.

He called a few hours later and apologized like a ************ . It was the funniest ******* **** .
User avatar #1037 to #1036 - zaggystirdust (07/18/2015) [-]
but, who did la-la homo man **** ?
User avatar #1039 to #1038 - zaggystirdust (07/18/2015) [-]
wait, why would masturbating make the gayboi not-so-gay?
User avatar #1040 to #1039 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
Well, I thought he transferred fully to loving dick. That vaginas were basically his kryptonite. I was wrong as **** , he plays both fields.
User avatar #1041 to #1040 - zaggystirdust (07/18/2015) [-]
Smart man.
Also how much of JoJo have you watched?
#1042 to #1041 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
Second episode of season 2. I've been catching up on a lot of animus.
#1043 to #1042 - zaggystirdust (07/18/2015) [-]
Episode 20 in Season 2
Get ready for some heavy **** , man
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
I just got home.

Thank you so ******* much.
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - lilRican (07/18/2015) [-]
By the way are you dressing your daughter in appropriate gem attire

I swear im kidding, we cant become the new bronies. thank god we dont have a fan name like whovians or bronies
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - chaoticlaw (07/18/2015) [-]
You do know some fags on Tumblr are addressing each other as "Gemtlemen", right?
#1020 to #1017 - lilRican (07/18/2015) [-]
And the normal ones arent
#1007 - lilRican (07/17/2015) [-]
>you have 0$ in your checking
#1008 to #1007 - lilRican (07/17/2015) [-]
>you have 148$ insaving
#1009 to #1008 - lilRican (07/17/2015) [-]
You are no longer appicable for financial aid
#1012 to #1009 - chaoticlaw (07/17/2015) [-]
You havin troubles, lilRican?

jk, I'm here for you. babe.
#1010 to #1009 - lilRican (07/17/2015) [-]
Your 10 page essay is due tomorrow
#1011 to #1010 - lilRican (07/17/2015) [-]
>no green asparagus pussy waifu
#987 - kevintothemax ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
Do you have the link again fam?
#989 to #987 - chaoticlaw (07/16/2015) [-]

jk, here ya go, bby.
#995 to #989 - kevintothemax ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
All these episodes suck.
Tomorrow better be ******* amazing.
#997 to #995 - chaoticlaw (07/16/2015) [-]
>not liking the Onion episode

#999 to #997 - kevintothemax ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
I'm sorry!
I forgot about that one
#991 to #989 - kevintothemax ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't wanna hear about that /sug/ place.
Its full of Pearl ******* Steven.
thx m8
#985 - zaggystirdust (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't know weather pewey has strengthened or deteriorated this episode.
User avatar #986 to #985 - chaoticlaw (07/16/2015) [-]
**** , I missed the ******* episode.

Don't tell me a ******* thing.
#988 to #986 - zaggystirdust (07/16/2015) [-]
Then you won't want to read this spoiler: ** ELECT MAYOR DEWEY **
#990 to #988 - chaoticlaw (07/16/2015) [-]
It took literally 3 seconds for Dewey to get shot down.
#992 to #990 - zaggystirdust (07/16/2015) [-]
J-just wait... things will pick up!

She touched him, that counts... r-right?


#993 to #992 - chaoticlaw (07/16/2015) [-]
You can get through this. I believe in you.
#994 to #993 - zaggystirdust (07/16/2015) [-]
Oh well, even then, that's what ships revolve around: fan made beliefs that don't appear canonically in the show.

Even if it don't happen in the show, it'll happen in my thoughts.
#996 to #994 - chaoticlaw (07/16/2015) [-]
I tell myself the same exact thing, all the ******* time.
#998 to #996 - zaggystirdust (07/16/2015) [-]
At least we have something in common: tumblr would have our heads for these ships.
User avatar #1000 to #998 - chaoticlaw (07/17/2015) [-]
Ironically enough, it'd be pedophilia for either ship.
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - zaggystirdust (07/17/2015) [-]
Not entirely, Dewey is an Adult that meets US requiring age of consent
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - chaoticlaw (07/17/2015) [-]
But she's like, a bajillion years old.
#1004 to #1002 - zaggystirdust (07/17/2015) [-]
I hate trying to find good pewey art on tumblr, the tag is mostly filled with 14 year olds complaining about it with " ******* STRAIGHT PEOPLE STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT REEEEEEEEEE."

There's only a few artists left who do it because most of them got harassed for it.

this fandom is so autisticly toxic
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - chaoticlaw (07/17/2015) [-]
Tumblr always has the brunt of bad fanbase's, and it's even worse cause this show is so ******* popular.
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - zaggystirdust (07/17/2015) [-]
So was Rose and she still did it with Greg and treated him like an adult

... not really...
#933 - kevintothemax ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Hey do you have a link to the new episode m8?
#934 to #933 - chaoticlaw (07/15/2015) [-]
You'd have it 24/7 if you just went to /sug/!

Here you go, babe.
#943 to #934 - kevintothemax ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
A video of his birth?
That's ******* weird man.
User avatar #944 to #943 - chaoticlaw (07/16/2015) [-]
That bumped Onion to #1, in my book.
#945 to #944 - kevintothemax ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
Greg will always be #1 non gem in my book.
#942 to #934 - kevintothemax ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
Thanks m8
User avatar #921 - speedymcgee (07/15/2015) [-]
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