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#197 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/19/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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The **** are you faggots doing on my profile.

**** outta here.
User avatar #311 - demented (03/26/2015) [-]
So I may have just binge watched SU
Bretty good. 8/10
#309 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
Be gentle with me.
#310 to #309 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh jeez, he's so small.
Oh jeez, he's so small.
#308 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi chaoticlaw! Hi! I'm your new North Korean slave mine worker kid! Please feed me!
User avatar #295 - admin (03/15/2015) [-]
hey there, it's Admin. This is a copy/paste message but I went on your profile personally to post this.

I'm asking for help.
1) Site is having server issues and there's nothing I can do about it
2) Site is losing traffic and users, which makes me sad because this site is my baby and FJers are the only friend and family I have.
3) My life is falling apart (no one's fault but my own) and the only family I have is dying or going away.

It's all my fault and I take full responsibility. I think whining and blaming others is dumb. I'm just asking you to keep visiting the site and post frequently. I don't want my baby to die.

#293 - burpateer ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
So like, if the gems have the ability to shapeshift, why are they the way they are now? Like, why doesn't Amethyst make herself taller, or why does Garnet have a cube afro, maybe Pearl can grow bigger ti-.... have a smaller nose?
User avatar #294 to #293 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
>have a smaller nose

That's straight heresy you're talking, boy.
User avatar #296 to #294 - burpateer ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
I see you're a man whose into avian women. But srs, now i'm just thinking that's their resting positions...
User avatar #297 to #296 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Those are their default forms, which they automatically become when making or recovering from a fusion. They can temporally morph into some other shiz, but will go back to default when finished. As far as I know, they aren't able to change their main form outside of reconstruction inside of their gem or being put into a permanent fusion. Which is a pretty consistent way of having a new costume for each of the gems.
User avatar #299 to #297 - burpateer ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
You really seem to know your shiz, whendya become a diehard fan? (how far did the series go when you got addicted)
User avatar #301 to #299 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Basically the first episode. **** had me hooked immediately, despite the tumblry feel to it. MC wasn't some generic cocky hero, nor was he some useless little snot, he's dependable, realistic, and the cutest little bugger to grace the current showings that CN has to offer. Plus the side characters are ******* amazing for porn.
User avatar #302 to #301 - burpateer ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Yea, CN surely knows how to make some good shows as of late. (Zach Callison does a real good job too, despite the fact he's 17 VA'ing a 12-13 year old) Any character can make good porn if they're shown toward the right audience
#280 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
You pick up mh4u, or is it too difficult for you?
User avatar #281 to #280 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
You're like the fourth person to ask me that. I'm getting it, but **** , I'm gonna suck major ******* balls at it.
#282 to #281 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Any thoughts on what weapon you'd use?
User avatar #283 to #282 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Hunting Horn. I usually do a lot of support work.
#284 to #283 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
:u is this your first monster hunter game?

the hunting horn's been buffed quite a bit over the ages, they made it a lot smoother and gave it almost too much raw power and stuff, but **** meng, you have to memorize so much to get gud at it.
#285 to #284 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
I tried lancing before, but hits have to be so precise. Else you don't do **** . And bowguns are for pussy whipped faggots who can't fight like men.
#287 to #285 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
I guess i should give you the generic new friend welcome, though we've been having some back and forths for a while now.

If i'm not on here, i'm almost always on skype, and the times i'm not studying, i'm frittering it away on games.

I've got smash and mh4u, and aside from the boring mmo list, i'm saving all my hype for the return of Dungeon Fighter Online in a few weeks.

we should play sometime together c:

p.s. u aight lil' *****
User avatar #288 to #287 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Sweet **** bruv. I don't have smash or mh4u, but I'm at least getting the second one.

Only time I'm not on here is when I'm with the fam. Otherwise, I'm wasting away on this god awful site.

I forgot DFO even existed till now. Far as I remember, it was pretty good.

Shiet, I'll play with you whenever, ***** . Ask and thou shalt receive.

I know I am, cunt.

jk, you too
#289 to #288 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Got a skype?

or am i taking this relationship too fast?
User avatar #290 to #289 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
I don't even do facebook, dood. I could make one, I guess, I just gotta get that shiz.
#291 to #290 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
if you did, i'd feel special :3

no homo
User avatar #292 to #291 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Well alright, I did it. Now what?
#298 to #292 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
what's your screenname so i can add you :3
User avatar #300 to #298 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
PureAutism, to reflect my amazing personality.
#303 to #300 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
alright, i added ya , i think
User avatar #306 to #303 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
The bathroom of an Olive Garden?
#307 to #306 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #304 to #303 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
I don't see a thinga mabober. Want me to just add you?
#305 to #304 - moocowsz has deleted their comment [-]
#286 to #285 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Lance has that op charge doe, but it was better in frontier.

as for bowguns, they're actually meant to be used close range, they lose damage the further away you are. it takes crafty dodging and good aim.

but what do i know, i'm just a lowly hammer knave. :c
#279 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
the writers for steven universe really need to figure out what direction they want to take for each character. i'm tired of everybody having multiple personality disorder.
#277 - lilRican (03/13/2015) [-]
"you're just mad cause you're single"
#266 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
#271 to #266 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]

So it's happening.

Super ******* hard.

Better break out the good lotion.
#272 to #271 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Estelle's voice is liquid velvet
#273 to #272 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Brain went numb as soon as she started. So ******* good.

And that **** with the unfused gems? Adorable.

Porn in less than a week, I guarantee it.
#274 to #273 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
I was glad Peri survived, so hopefully we can get to see more of her in future episodes
It was good seeing her all tied up, though

I can bet you there's some already made
#275 to #274 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Lapis took a fall, Vegeta-gem got ****** , porn is gonna come out in ******* droves. All in all, a breddy gud episodes.

And the way this fusion **** is building up, Tengen Toppa, Steven Universe is looking more and more possible by the second. Hype.
#276 to #275 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
I'm so ******* pumped for what's next
User avatar #267 to #266 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
#268 to #267 - megaton (03/12/2015) [-]
so yea in this episode.  if you really didnt want to know. you shouldnt have clicked on this spoiler
so yea in this episode. if you really didnt want to know. you shouldnt have clicked on this spoiler
#269 to #268 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Listen here, cuntnugget, I ain't clicking that 			****		. I don't 			*******		 trust you.
Listen here, cuntnugget, I ain't clicking that **** . I don't ******* trust you.
#270 to #269 - megaton (03/12/2015) [-]
you dont have to lie to me. i know you clicked it.
#241 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#242 to #241 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Pearl needs to quiet that **** down, way too ******* loud.
#243 to #242 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Also because of you I now check /sug/ daily

I wan't my free time back
#244 to #243 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
You'll get it back out of my cold dead hands.
#245 to #244 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
*****		 I'll drop you like that
***** I'll drop you like that
#246 to #245 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
I'll sack your ass 			************		, don't try me.
I'll sack your ass ************ , don't try me.
#247 to #246 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
All the Taiwanese girls in lower California couldn't give my feet the satisfaction I get from mushing your ass across the pavement.

also are you that /ss/ guy who got banned?
#248 to #247 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
The main one? No, but the mods get pissy real easy, especially with generals, so the master ssfag was bound to get banned.

I'd turn your brain to **** faster than a fat man could die at a Dunken Donuts.
User avatar #256 to #248 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
you got a link to the new episode?

I'd check on /sug/ but I don't want things spoiled
#258 to #257 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
"The hot one."

Mayor Dewey confirmed for a refined taste
#259 to #258 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
With such good judgement, he'll surely lead Beach City to greatness.

Nah, just ******* with ya, b. He gonna get 'em all killed.
#260 to #259 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
I really hope Greg doesn't get killed off
But I know it's gonna happen

also hoping Peri survives and ends up living with Ronaldo or something of the like
so they can ****
I'm projecting myself into Ronaldo
#261 to #260 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
I doubt Greg'll die, but on the off chance he does, we'll see rage-mode bara Steven chucking his shield around like Captain 'Merica.

He'll probably save her stupid triangle ass.
Then **** her.
As do we all.
#263 to #262 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
It's been at most 5 hours since this ******* ep popped outta Sugar's ********** .

Shippers work hard and fast, goddamn.
#264 to #263 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
I told myself I'd stop shipping back in middle school when I shipped Vegeta and Starfire

But now... it's back
I'm making a noose as I type this
#265 to #264 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
>Vegeta and Starfire
>not Kim Possible and Samurai Jack

You had some seriously **** taste as a kid.
#238 - wlflvr (02/12/2015) [-]
Y'know, for kids

but seriously though, these episodes keep getting darker and darker. "I didn't ask to be made"
#239 to #238 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You know you love it.
#240 to #239 - wlflvr (02/12/2015) [-]
God knows I do.
and jesus, now we know how Gems are made, and have and idea of why we should be afraid of the Homworld then, probably to the tune of the extinction of humanity
#214 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
where you been
#215 to #214 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
***** , where you been. I've been on /sug/. ********** . It's amazing.
#216 to #215 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Trying to survive my second semester and all the **** I have to put up with.
also what's /sug/

so how you been?
#217 to #216 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
It's easy, just **** your teachers, automatic pass.
Steven Universe General, on 4chan, everyone's a piece of **** and think they're better than each other. It's a horrible, awful place, and I love it. Current thread. You need to login to view this link Pic is a basic representation of it's daily bread.

Spanking, especially with you here. How's **** with you.
#218 to #217 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Well my English teacher is pretty hot.
But unless her husband is Anthony Burch idk if I can hit that.
ooooh, yeah, I've dabbed in there for quite a bit

Oh stop.

Things went weird man, now they're just less weird. I almost hooked up with a tranny
#219 to #218 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
What. The **** do you mean. Almost?
#220 to #219 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
I met her on tinder (shut up, I'm lonely), and we ended up talking and flirting for a bit. And this wasn't no Briana Wu tranny. She was more passable than Baily Jay. And I thought "Well, I mean, nothing wrong with liking a transexual right? only gay dudes hate girls with dicks." But I made a rude comment and then she never responded.
#221 to #220 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh my god, you botched a date with a hot tranny, I can't ******* believe this. Mary mother of god, you will never live this down, do you ******* hear me? Jesus, how hot we talking? Put her on a roster, what would you get?
#222 to #221 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm very picky and honest so this would be quit a lot

To quote Kevin Gates, I'm just thinking with my dick.
but at least I have a possible shot with someone else
#223 to #222 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Goddamn, man. How many bitches you packing? Go on, tell me about her.
#224 to #223 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Well, we used to chat a lot.
Completely platonic and what not.
Then on my first day of college I send her a snap selfie. I had decided to grow out my beard.
She replies with "omg your beard!!! "
As the day went on she ended up sending me nudes I didn't even have to send a dong pic, she just kept screen capping my selfies and sending ass pics If only I were making this up
But she stopped talking to me the day after, this was because she ended getting hooked up with this one guy I knew. who told me weeks prior that he would be my wingman .

So months go by, I'm with friends, the girl comes into the topic. I ask how she's doing and my friend says "Dude, she misses you. She's asking me every now and then if you're single. She hates her relationship."
So I'm talking with her now, she's still with the guy, idk where it's going, it's a huge mess.

#225 to #224 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Well you're obviously gonna **** her. Don't **** her till she's outta the danger zone, tho. **** can go wild if you do.

You're not ******* her yet, right?
#226 to #225 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Nah, man. I'm just waiting for her to leave the relationship. If she does

But enough about me, what's been going with you?
#227 to #226 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Alright, **** , good. Keep doing that. Just had to make sure.

****** good, mang. Took the fam to Tennessee last week, and when our little honey-child fell asleep, bae and I got ******* blasted on some dank **** she got from a friend. We did things that were illegal in six states, I'm almost ******* positive. When we got home, we chilled and taught my daughter how to play a sick riff on Guitar Hero. **** was cash.
#228 to #227 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
I loved Tennessee, very rigid compared to my pancake of a state. I'm just gonna let my imagination play with that.

And holy **** , I had no idea you were a father.
That's dope
User avatar #237 to #228 - compared ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #229 to #228 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Tennessee is rockin, man. You can chill in a cabin, or **** around on a mountain. Love that **** .

She's technically adopted, but she's about as blood as any other little girl. It's hella dope, ***** .
#230 to #229 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
The most fun you can have where I live is go down a crowded street while drunk, naked strangers dance for money and gay strippers and out jello shots it'd be fun if I weren't under aged .
Most of the nature we have are swamps infested with parasites and crocs.

That ****** hella adorable, son.
#231 to #230 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Where the **** do you live, jesus. **** sounds awful.
#233 to #231 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Also someone on /sug/ is talking about our convo
#234 to #233 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, one of them were scouting me and stocxt earlier. I'm basically famous now.
#232 to #231 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
New Orleans.
The city that was once voted more violent than Afghanistan.
And they were right.
You ever been lost in the city at night?
take that and drop drug dealers in random places
one of those silver painted-statue-guys offered me crack laced weed behind a church.
User avatar #235 to #232 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
That's ******* amazing in all the worst ways.
User avatar #236 to #235 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
What I love about it is that I can tell people I grew up there and have them think I'm some hard ass mother ****** but I grew up in white suburban neighborhoods
#209 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm bored, entertain me.
#210 to #209 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
ey bich, dont tel me wat 2 do   
reck ya, fokin twait
ey bich, dont tel me wat 2 do

reck ya, fokin twait
#212 to #211 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
So we ****** or what, cause I'm bout to fall out.
#213 to #212 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Well if you put it that way...
Well if you put it that way...
#196 - carlonord ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Here have dis
Here have dis
#165 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
#166 to #165 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Wassup ***** .

And what the **** is up with that drawing.
User avatar #167 to #166 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
What's going on?
How've you been?

also idk I just found it on the side of the road and thought your profile could keep it warm
User avatar #188 to #167 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
We used to. Like, a year ago?
User avatar #189 to #188 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Is her name Caitlin?
User avatar #190 to #189 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
No, her name's Eve. Mine's Adam. Jesus Christ, that **** got ******* intense.
User avatar #191 to #190 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Oh man, I was going to hate to have to break to you that your sister gave me a blow job.

Jesus Christ that would have been awful
User avatar #192 to #191 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
That'd be seriously ******* devastating. Like, holy **** .

Cudos on the BJ tho.
#249 to #192 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
well, now you two have something in common
#250 to #249 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I'm gonna get ya, moo.

Just you wait..
#251 to #250 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Hopefully you get some better reaction pics before then.
#252 to #251 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
But I like my reaction pics.

Pls, no bully.
#253 to #252 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I actually like steven universe, i just don't want to see it turn into ponies.

we've already had an autism breakout on that whole pearl eating ******** , i'd rather not get flooded with poorly drawn fanarts and freeze frames from the show.

it took me losing a hard drive to realize that reaction images don't justify *********** :u

a truly witty comment will get thumbs without a flashy box next to it.

By the way, i always have and will read your name as Chaoti-Claw
User avatar #254 to #253 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
You ever go on /co/ and check out /sug/? Good bit of the fandom are basically just as bad. The *********** are better than 'legit' fans. The rest act like a bunch of Leet ********** . Namefags plague the board looking for attention, yet contribute nothing to it. Excluding a few, such as scribble, suitcase sam, and a few others.

Reaction pics help convey emotion, but relying on them too much is stupid. Dudes need to chill with that **** sometimes.

But that's wrong, you ******* . It's, "Chaotic-Law", a contradiction. Don't ruin it man, golly.
#255 to #254 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
i don't like looking at people's drawings unless it's porn i guess , since i can't draw for **** :/

plus i'm always paranoid of people trying to make their own cannons and worse, fanfics, of stories. I'd rather just stick to what the creators make.
User avatar #168 to #167 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Absolutely nothing.
******* fabulous.

Planning on going camping with mah sis this weekend, near that one mountain, the one with all the rocks and **** . You know the one.

What about you? Knock up any drug-addicted middle-schoolers? Just chillin? Spill, bruh.

I'll keep it, but it's staying in the basement.
#169 to #168 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
That sounds fun af. I've always wanted to go camping with friends but the only place that's close enough to camp near an asylum that's known for having a few escapes.

No, but my friend did get caught for hotboxing in his girlfriend's dorm. So there's that.
Also I apparently made the dean's list. I wasn't aware we even had a dean.

Also I've been having some dream issues
User avatar #170 to #169 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Dream issues? What kind of dream issues? Were they about me? It's okay, this has happened to me plenty of times before.
User avatar #171 to #170 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
at least not yet~

Well, they've been dreams about... ******* .
Now, the weird thing about the dreams isn't the ******* .
It's who I've been ******* in said dreams
my friends
User avatar #172 to #171 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I've actually had this kinda convo pop up before. Give the dets, man.
User avatar #173 to #172 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Well first time it happened was pretty traumatic for me.
It was with my best bro.
I basically ****** him in the ass in his living room
Next one was just as weird but more puzzling than it was horrifying.
I played paddy-cake with my best bro's girlfriend's titties in the back of a moving car while she was completely naked
The most recent one happened last night, it really stuck with me.
I walked in on my best friend while she was doing a nude hand stand on a leather couch. I ended up giving her a very intense rimjob. And let me tell you, out of all of the dreams for some reason this one was the best for some reason. Then, she wanted me to take photos of her in very scandalous positions.
Then I woke up, unsure if it was true or not. Checked my phone, no nudes.
User avatar #174 to #173 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Have you ever wanted to **** any of them before? Or has this just started recently?
User avatar #175 to #174 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
1st one, no.
2nd, I find her attractive but wouldn't **** my man's gal.
3rd. Yes, have wanted to for awhile. We used to have a thing between us where we'd just exchange nudes and what not. That continued till she got a boyfriend.
User avatar #176 to #175 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
1. Probably just your brain being a dick.

2. Respect.

3. That's probs why that one was the most intense. And you know, the pic taking jazz.

You should probably **** something. That's my professional opinion.
User avatar #177 to #176 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
***** , if I could have ****** something, I would.
User avatar #178 to #177 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Perfectly good dogs walking around in parks.

Most of which are only mildly diseased.
#179 to #178 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
On my large list of fetishes, bestiality isn't on there
#180 to #179 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Lie to me, but don't lie to yourself.
#181 to #180 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't want to stick my gene frigate inside a quadruped.

I want to stick inside of a short-haird, busty, tall, pale, human woman as her huge ass turns my pelvis into a fine powder.
#182 to #181 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Short-haired, busty, tall, pale, and a human female?!

You're asking for some impossible top-quality type **** there, bruv. That's actually basically what my sister looks like.
#183 to #182 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Is... is she single?
#186 to #183 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
My sister and I are both Canadian.
#187 to #186 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
uh... does she live in New Orleans?
#184 to #183 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]

Nice effort tho.
#185 to #184 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Damn, ah well.
The only reason I have that preference is because of the only Canadian I've ever known.

And since then my standards have been set
#163 - anonymous (01/17/2015) [-]
#164 to #163 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Welp, looks like another one to add to the collection.
User avatar #161 - wlflvr (01/17/2015) [-]
Hey, so you are the only person besides myself that I know that watches steven universe. Mind discussing the last two episodes with me?
#162 to #161 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
**** yes, I'd ******* love to. Just so you know, there's like three other SU themed accounts. But I'm completely ******* flattered you only noticed me.
User avatar #193 to #162 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
zaggystirdust and the otha ***** can come too.
Okay, so starting with warp tour: I was under the assumption that the Gems were cut off from the rest of their race (organization, people, whatever) because of something outside of their control. Thats why I thought they kept checking the transporters, hoping for the day they could reunite with them. But then Peridot, another Gem, presumably another of their people, and not only do they hide from her, but they destroy the portal when it gets fixed. Pearl bae gimps out, and Amethyst even said "we're dead". So i guess my question is: Whats the deal?
User avatar #194 to #193 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Oh boy, you hit the ******* martyr here. That ****** been bothering the **** outta me.

Alright, so them doing that **** must mean that the gems either did some rebel **** and had to bounce, or some gem villains are trailing them for some reason. But the fact that even Garnet was getting flustered, scared the hell outta me. Pearl, who had attempted to kidnap Steven so they can see the ******* homeworld, was scared ******** , so that means the appearance of Peridot herself sparked some memories, which means they ******* knew her. So yeah, I legit have no ******* clue, but am almost sure **** is about to go off.
User avatar #195 to #194 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
Their reaction to peridot, and the possible existence of enemy gems brings new meaning to why they were so immediately distrustful towards Lapis as well (which, at the time, also bugged me)
User avatar #198 to #195 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was sorta freaked when they got real ****** with her, cause I was almost sure they were a dying race. So the thought of them wanting to get rid of her was weird. Then P Dottie pops up and acts like a bitch, which then puts at ease the questions I had pertaining to who was good or bad.
User avatar #199 to #198 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
beyond that, both Lapis and Per Dottsville had abilities that were WAY past what the Crystal Gems have been seen doing. The mending/engineering abilities of P. Sherman 52 wallaby way-dot and controlling literally the WHOLE OCEAN that lapis had. Thats something that none of the gems have done, and don't seem capable of doing
User avatar #200 to #199 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Maybe the gems are actually the weakest of their race? That'd be really cool, though strangely unlikely. I'm imagining that they aren't going full blast, in fear of corrupting faster. Whatever the reason, they are legit frightened of that triangle headed bitch.
User avatar #202 to #200 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
Oh! And the other thing! What was the deal with Garnet's face in Alone Together? Seemed kinda pervy to me
#203 to #202 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Maybe she has a thing for fusions? Preferably ones with both parts?
#204 to #203 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
... I never even thought of Stevonnie as having both. thatsmyfetish I just assumed that she was female, like all the gems. Which begs some questions, like... all the gems are genderless beings of energy that just exhibit female traits. So that means that Steven being a guy comes from him being human, but his other half is genderless? Bruh....
#205 to #204 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Gems can shapeshift, so they can be whatever gender they want. Even though Steven is predominantly male, he could do the same with enough practice. Which leaves so many options.
Gems can shapeshift, so they can be whatever gender they want. Even though Steven is predominantly male, he could do the same with enough practice. Which leaves so many options.
#206 to #205 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
im sickened go on

I really liked what Rebecca Sugar did with Connie's issues playing out with the dancing and dealing with that sleezebag. But Im confused as to why Stevonnie had two different personalities while the other fusions referred to themselves as "i" and had a coeheasive being. Maybe practise? or that Connie was human?
User avatar #201 to #200 - wlflvr (01/19/2015) [-]
See, I was thinking that they've lost some sort of connection. Or maybe that being around humans so long has weakened them. Peridot said "this whole place is corrupted'', in reference, I think, to humanity, or maybe just biological races.
#159 - aurumleo (01/16/2015) [-]
The lewd conservation with zaggystirdust. It seems I've underestimated your perverted nature. You perverted bastard.
#160 to #159 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
You have no idea.
#154 - aurumleo (01/09/2015) [-]
I made this just for my profile picture.
#155 to #154 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I want one.

Selfish **** .
#156 to #155 - aurumleo (01/09/2015) [-]
** I'm glad you like my glorious avatar. Yes! Envy it, baby! ** I'll make Pearl avatar if you want some.
#157 to #156 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Just you wait, I'll get one even better!

Nah, I'm good. Seriously good work tho.
#158 to #157 - aurumleo (01/09/2015) [-]
We shall see! Thanks, it means a lot.
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