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latest user's comments

#37 - Hypnotoad, if I'm not mistaken. Hue.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Lizard man +2
#61 - skeletorexplains (05/06/2015) [-]
Where?
#31 - Gotta love good /ss/. 05/06/2015 on r.a.p.e. +7
#57 - You'd expect lesbians to have horrible throat-game. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2015 on *gulps* +1
#75 - sherlockbatman (05/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #58 - jellykuba (05/06/2015) [-]
Maybe shes bi?
#77 - Hell yea, ************ . 05/06/2015 on A good father +2
#74 - She can multitask, can't she.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2015 on A good father 0
User avatar #76 - calawesome (05/06/2015) [-]
So you each get one room, and she runs between them with sandwiches and beer?
#77 - chaoticlaw (05/06/2015) [-]
Hell yea, motherfucker.
#25 - Dude ain't having **** to do with these fake ass bitches. 05/06/2015 on Wish I Could Say That I'm... 0
#50 - Those quick as **** reflexes saved that ******* life.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Happy ending +14
User avatar #67 - betucantmakemelol (05/06/2015) [-]
IKR if it was me i probably woulda wasted my time trying to climb up instead of dropping out
#15 - Don't let them see you cry, old boy.  [+] (12 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Lizard man +2
#30 - skeletorexplains (05/06/2015) [-]
>Boy
? What is this?
User avatar #37 - chaoticlaw (05/06/2015) [-]
Hypnotoad, if I'm not mistaken. Hue.
#61 - skeletorexplains (05/06/2015) [-]
Where?
User avatar #20 - steamly (05/06/2015) [-]
Is this guy/girl really being thumbed down for having that gem show as his image? Who looks at that and goes "Haha he likes things, thumbed down."
Think about what you've done and who you are and then go to your room, without supper.
#38 - chaoticlaw (05/06/2015) [-]
Appreciate the support, but they can do that. It's what the red thumb button is for. Shit, I'd be pissed if they didn't tell me to shut the fuck up every once in awhile. It's why I like this site. None of that pandering bullshit.
User avatar #52 - steamly (05/06/2015) [-]
Well you're a cool guy. Good job.
#29 - anonymous (05/06/2015) [-]
It ain't exactly that it's because he likes it.
It's because he fucking flaunts it everywhere just like those brownies did, back when mlp was a popular thing on fj. You get something shoved down your throat all the time, ain't you gonna get sick of it? So yeah we're gonna thumb him down. Because we don't like flamboyant fandoms. And the SU fandom is most definitely a flamboyant one, to say the least.
#56 - greedtheavaricious (05/06/2015) [-]
That's why I mix it up. Sometimes Solaire, sometimes Thresh, sometimes something completely different.

Variety, people.
User avatar #32 - steamly (05/06/2015) [-]
Does he specifically do this alot? Like a themed account? If so then I understand, if not, then its the same damn thing as using Breaking Bad reaction pics, they're used a fair amount, usually for the same reason and the show has a fairly large fandom. The only difference that I can see is that SU is more of a kids show, like MLP, and is favored by more on this site. Funnyjunk is literally the only site I've seen the show.. fandom'd on. You can just as easily ignore the picture, it's the same premise as cyber bullying, just look away at that shit nigga, who cares? Is it everywhere on the site? Don't go there. Do you go to that site alot? Then deal with it. That's the same thing you'd probably tell someone if they're being bullied.
#24 - rollseverypost (05/06/2015) [-]
**rollseverypost used "*roll picture*"**
**rollseverypost rolled image** i dont like su, but i respect that he does and i liked :3
#23 - yomamacouch (05/06/2015) [-]
SU = autism
User avatar #22 - letsmakeout (05/06/2015) [-]
It's gonna be like the brownies all over again
#30 - It could.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Trisexual +4
#32 - marcury (05/06/2015) [-]
#124 - Especially the Jarvan's.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on League of Children's day!! +12
#127 - optiknarty (05/06/2015) [-]
#123 - Comment deleted 05/06/2015 on League of Children's day!! 0
#120 - I'd **** all of them. God save my soul.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2015 on League of Children's day!! +4
#123 - chaoticlaw has deleted their comment.
User avatar #121 - optiknarty (05/06/2015) [-]
damn, even the jarvan's?
#124 - chaoticlaw (05/06/2015) [-]
Especially the Jarvan's.
#127 - optiknarty (05/06/2015) [-]
#46 - What the **** , why didn't the bitch stick up for him. …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/06/2015 on A good father +24
#84 - tarabostes (05/06/2015) [-]
You'd have to actually go outside fo dat
User avatar #73 - calawesome (05/06/2015) [-]
She's already married dick champion.
#74 - chaoticlaw (05/06/2015) [-]
She can multitask, can't she.
User avatar #76 - calawesome (05/06/2015) [-]
So you each get one room, and she runs between them with sandwiches and beer?
#77 - chaoticlaw (05/06/2015) [-]
Hell yea, motherfucker.
#2 - No idea what you mean, everything's spelled as it should be.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Hope you're hungry. +1
#4 - paddypancake (05/05/2015) [-]
#52 - WELL ************* MIND, BITCH DON'T HAVE A DICK. … 05/05/2015 on Anon, i have something to... +1
#51 - Good thing I like dickgirls.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Anon, i have something to... -16
#154 - nirin (05/05/2015) [-]
except that's a pussyguy
User avatar #140 - mangostormlegend (05/05/2015) [-]
There are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits
#77 - anonymous (05/05/2015) [-]
you mean you like dicks?

so every time you'd have a sex with a thai prostitute you'd enjoy your balls slapping on his balls when you assfuck him and when you grab his tits you can stroke his dick until she ejaculates over you?
User avatar #68 - stocxt (05/05/2015) [-]
futanari are the logical zenith of human evolution.
#56 - anonymous (05/05/2015) [-]
They're not dickgirls without the dicks

You like jacking it to dicks bro.
#123 - thegrimpoe (05/05/2015) [-]
Nah its normal sex with 2x the titties
#156 - thechosenchildsaid (05/05/2015) [-]
2x2 = 0

cool gif bro
User avatar #162 - thegrimpoe (05/05/2015) [-]
Even fat people have titties
yes that applies to gay sex but futas almost always have huge tits rathe rthan fat rits
#74 - anonymous (05/05/2015) [-]
wow! You put all that together by yourself?
User avatar #57 - sherlockbatman (05/05/2015) [-]
the dick is on the inside
#52 - chaoticlaw (05/05/2015) [-]
WELL NEVER-FUCKING MIND, BITCH DON'T HAVE A DICK. Fucking useless.
#14 - She's his mom? That fills my MILF quota for today.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Shameful Display +46
#81 - wutda (05/05/2015) [-]
#16 - chalaka (05/05/2015) [-]
My thoughts exactly.
#42 - Whenever I see this movie with the fam, everyone announces t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2015 on I scream, you scream +11
#69 - brahdin (05/05/2015) [-]
gems dont have kids......
#48 - thereapercraft (05/05/2015) [-]
I prefer the lifeguard.
#51 - nickelakon (05/05/2015) [-]
#59 - themassivefail (05/05/2015) [-]
#16 - Perfect opportunity to use a woody pun. … 05/05/2015 on Toy Story +12
#18 - Just look at the sexual tension. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Inb4 "No it's becky" comments +12
#54 - mrsirius (05/05/2015) [-]
Hey girl want some fuck.
#253 - Pepe. Admin. Trayvon Martin. 05/05/2015 on Heroes 0
#90 - This needs to be put on the ******* cringe-channel. … 05/05/2015 on A world without female drivers +17
#57 - So let's say you live in a cave, a total hermit, not a single … 05/05/2015 on Horror Comics Can Be Fun +1
#98 - I like Touma, he doesn't give a **** if you're a chick … 05/05/2015 on A Certain Magical Suckerpunch 0
#95 - Bet she got a good chug of Red Bull after that game. 05/05/2015 on Thug Life Compilation #3 +4

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Latest users (1): reaversoulstealer, anonymous(2).
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#659 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
Surprised this ****** show hasn't died off yet.
User avatar #660 to #659 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
You know how cancer works. Rarely anyone survives it.
#627 to #626 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
zaggy, plz Don't tease.
#628 to #627 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I have no where else to dispense my sexual urges now that /sug/ is gone
#629 to #628 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Christ, now I got my popper coming up.
Christ, now I got my popper coming up.
#630 to #629 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I like girls like Pearl and all

But I like women like Jasper
#631 to #630 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
"Girls like Pearl."

"Women like Jasper."

I think I get what you mean.
User avatar #632 to #631 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
So what's up, how've you been, nig?
User avatar #633 to #632 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Righteous as **** . Buddy of mine is coming back from Basic, and we're planning on chillaxing at the beach I sorta wanted to go camping, but he's still ******* traumatized from spook he got last time. It's been like 2 years and he still isn't over it. . The fam is doing peachy, sis finally admitted that she sucks at Warframe, and my little ********** got the highest grades in her class, almost had a girl beat her up because of it.


How bout you, **** alright?
User avatar #635 to #633 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Also yeah, ***** been good.
Didn't do so well on finals, so there's that.
Now I'm just looking for a job while trying to spend time with old friends and look for some ass.
User avatar #636 to #635 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
You failed? **** , that's all kinds of ****** . What kinda work you going for?

Good luck on getting ass, I'd usually prefer the entire chick, but you could work well enough with just an ass.
User avatar #639 to #636 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh no I passed, just really took a beating on my GPA.
I'm probably gonna go back to my old summer job, people there really liked me.

User avatar #641 to #639 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Sweet Christ, I was sorta scared for a sec. Thought you got ****** up.

What was your job? Was it escorting? I bet it was escorting.

#645 to #641 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Hell, I've been told I could pull it off.
You should see all the rubbernecking I get from the old folks home.

But nah, it was Olive Garden
User avatar #647 to #645 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Any honies there? Might be down for a hookup with a manly-man such as you.
User avatar #648 to #647 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh please, I'm more like the cross between a twink and a bear.
But there are some cute ebony-honeys there
User avatar #651 to #648 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
>ebony

You know what to do. Fill them to the brim.
#654 to #651 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Damn right
Still want me a muscle-[spoiler] momma to break my pelvis [/spoiler]
User avatar #655 to #654 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Don't we all? But that **** don't just happen willy-nilly.

Not like I'd want.
User avatar #656 to #655 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I wanna say going to the gym may help, but more than likely they'll be lesbos.
User avatar #657 to #656 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Or doms. Not like that's a bad thing, tho.
#658 to #657 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Of course not
#634 to #633 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
That sounds dope as **** .
What exactly spooked him?
Also that's awesome about your lil seed
User avatar #637 to #634 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm real ******* proud of her. This whole dad **** is awesome, I'm loving it.

I thought I told you about our weekend escapade in the woods, but apparently not. One sec, tootsie-pop. reversoulstealer
User avatar #638 to #637 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Oopsie. Lemme try that **** again.

reaversoulstealer
User avatar #640 to #638 - reaversoulstealer ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
No.

******* no.
User avatar #642 to #640 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
David, I'm gonna need you to do me a favor, okay? I need you to not be a little bitch long enough to tell my friend here how you shat your pantaloons.
User avatar #643 to #642 - reaversoulstealer ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I'd really rather not.
User avatar #644 to #643 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Fine, I ain't gonna force ya. Little cunt.

So what beach you wanna go to?
User avatar #646 to #644 - reaversoulstealer ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Don't know. Where's best for you?
User avatar #649 to #646 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Laguna Beach would be cool. You down for that **** ?
User avatar #650 to #649 - reaversoulstealer ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
YES.

I mean.

Yeah, sure, whatever.
User avatar #652 to #650 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Calm down there, sugar-tits, going a little strong.

I'll call you so we get some times down, kay?
User avatar #653 to #652 - reaversoulstealer ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I am so ******* ready.
#624 - highotto (05/20/2015) [-]
Bro wanna hit a blunt and go surfing or just set here and watch paint dry
Bro wanna hit a blunt and go surfing or just set here and watch paint dry
#625 to #624 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm down for whatever you're good for, my ***** .
#606 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Do you ever think Disney, Nick, and Cartoon Network would lack pass their differences for one day to have 1 of their shows crossover with one of their show?

Kind of like how for only 1 day Marvel and DC did a crossover between Batman and Punisher. And Captain America and Superman
#614 to #606 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
For the last twenty years, I've been convinced that that's exactly what they've been building up to for all these decades. They just keep pilling shows up on each other to prepare for the extravaganza that will befall mankind in the distant future. So that way, everything and everyone from every show has their limitations/boundaries removed.   
   
   
   
   
And if they do it, they'll probably use UG as the catalyst, since he's a total 			*******		 of a character.
For the last twenty years, I've been convinced that that's exactly what they've been building up to for all these decades. They just keep pilling shows up on each other to prepare for the extravaganza that will befall mankind in the distant future. So that way, everything and everyone from every show has their limitations/boundaries removed.




And if they do it, they'll probably use UG as the catalyst, since he's a total ******* of a character.
#623 to #614 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Imagine

LoK x Steven's Universe. That be Awful and Amazing at the same time

The art styles wouldn't kliq at all.
#602 to #601 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
But Pearl doesn't eat.
#616 to #602 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
Nice lolicon porn crop, ya nasty
#617 to #616 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
I have all four versions of the pic.

For a good reason, tho. So I can masturbate to it.
#618 to #617 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
Delicious brown girls
#621 to #618 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
They taste like Hershey Kisses.
#603 to #602 - kevintothemax ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
That's why shes so offended.











Are half of your reaction pictures from SU porn?
#604 to #603 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Tell no one.
#605 to #604 - kevintothemax ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Alright I wont.
User avatar #598 - speedymcgee ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
ayy wassup fam?
User avatar #599 to #598 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
How you doing, ***** ?
User avatar #600 to #599 - speedymcgee ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
:^)
#591 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
What's with all the LoK references in Steven's Universe?
User avatar #592 to #591 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
References? What kind?
User avatar #593 to #592 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Who is the name of the girl Steven likes?

The one whose black and has the glasses?
User avatar #594 to #593 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Connie, aka CurryCunny.
User avatar #595 to #594 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
They think the fusion between Connie and Steven looks like Korra with her hair down

Disgusting

They also say Steven, Pearl, Garnet, and Amathyst when rearranged in order represent the 4 elements

Amathyst- Air (because she likes to fart a lot)
Garnet- Earth (because Earth Benders have a lot of Raw Spiritual Energy)
Pearl- Water (Because she relates to the same shade of Ice)
Steven- Fire (because...I dunno he had to go somewhere)
User avatar #596 to #595 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that's really dumb.
User avatar #597 to #596 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Is this where all the LoK fans went? To CN?

KEK
#587 - lilRican (05/11/2015) [-]
I wish there were more people that liked juicy doritodot
I wish there were more people that liked juicy doritodot
User avatar #607 to #587 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Why can't you understand that Jasper is best gem and Guac Dorito Gem belongs in the garbage
#608 to #607 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
Because Jasper isnt a ******* triangle thats why
User avatar #609 to #608 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
>Not wanting Big Buff Cheeto Puffs

ABSOLUTELY REPORTED.jpg.
#610 to #609 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
>Uses a peridot jpg name file
User avatar #611 to #610 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
**** off Dorito head this is now a Jasper Thread.
#612 to #611 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
Not on someone who Mascot fags as Pearl it isnt
User avatar #613 to #612 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Asami is best waifu and Jasper is best Gem stop being wrong it's making me sad.
#615 to #613 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
Your waifu is a lesbian and in a relationship she can't possibly be anyones waifu because she's spoken for
#619 to #615 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
>Lesbian
>Relationship

DINDU'S ARE BEATEN IN THE SATO HOUSEHOLD YOU SPEAK LIES NERD GEM!
#620 to #619 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
In this much of a denial   
   
ill pray for you
In this much of a denial

ill pray for you
#622 to #620 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
DINDU'S GET OUT!!!!

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#588 to #587 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Nerdy, obsessive, and overall awful? Plenty of those around mate.
#589 to #588 - lilRican (05/11/2015) [-]
But they arent green
#590 to #589 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Just paint 'em green. Easy 			****		, 			*****		.
Just paint 'em green. Easy **** , ***** .
#585 - lilRican (05/10/2015) [-]
Steven be hitting up connie like
#586 to #585 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
Yea, but you know he bankin with Lapis on the DL.
#575 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
>Pearl isn't Overprotective

Why do you continue to lie about this?
User avatar #576 to #575 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
She's totally overprotective, the **** are you talkin about. The only time she wasn't was when she found out Rose kept secrets from her.

Then she was a bitch.
#577 to #576 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Exaggerated Pearl best Pearl   
   
Why is Garnet not the Overprotective one?
Exaggerated Pearl best Pearl

Why is Garnet not the Overprotective one?
User avatar #578 to #577 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
She is, but she's chill about it. She sees all possibilities for Steven to get hurt and prevents them. Pearl just goes ******* insane at every possible thing.
#579 to #578 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
That is why Pearl is the best comedy

Jasper best mom. Peridot a **** .
#580 to #579 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Jasper would make for a great /ss/ doujin. Peridot is most certainly a 			****		, tho.
Jasper would make for a great /ss/ doujin. Peridot is most certainly a **** , tho.
#581 to #580 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
>inb4 that one Peridot fan on FJ posts AbsoluetlyReported.Jpg
User avatar #582 to #581 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
You mean lilRican?
#584 to #582 - lilRican (05/09/2015) [-]
i like jasper..
User avatar #583 to #582 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
I guess

He hates Jasper and big buff cheeto puff.
#566 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Would you play a Steven's Universe game.
Would you play a Steven's Universe game.
User avatar #567 to #566 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
There IS a Steven Universe game. It's called attack the light. Pretty ******* fun, too. You should check it out.
#568 to #567 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
>A JRPG

Interesting.
User avatar #569 to #568 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, Steven doesn't really have a combat role, he's more support than anything.
User avatar #570 to #569 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Sounds like Persona since Rise doesn't fight she is there for support.

Meanwhile I played LoK the game and my urge to drink rose to suicidal proportions.
User avatar #571 to #570 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Because it was great, or because it was awful?
User avatar #572 to #571 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Ever watch a plane crash into a mountain but it didn't really explode? It just lost its wings and then plowed thru the mountain like a drill then collided with the ground but it still didn't explode it just DUG down to the center of the earth and then collided head first into the Earth's core.
User avatar #573 to #572 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
That bad, huh?
#574 to #573 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
This game is what happens when Korra reads bedtime stories to Tenzin's kids

>And then the Equalists and the Triad who hate each other worked together because they learned the #1 bonding agent is fat stacks of cash

>And Asami's mech tanks were scattered around the city which greaty implys she wants me dead

>And then this Low Level demon named HoonPoon who is clearly not a Naruto villain brainwashed the remaining minions Vaatu and Unalaq left behind

Korra you're over the line!
#561 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
Did you see the latest steven universe comp?
Here's my fav part!


































btw happy late b-day!
#562 to #561 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
This one's my favorite. Really captures the point of the show.









Why thank ya kindly, massa.
#563 to #562 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
Why do you think it's worth the watch tho??


























No problem, would you like a l8 b-day present miss l8 b-day gurl??
User avatar #564 to #563 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
You seen the main cast? Hot as fug.

Plot too I guess.
#565 to #564 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
You're the pearl one or wot?   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 Awww yiiissss gimme DAT plot!!!
You're the pearl one or wot?



























Awww yiiissss gimme DAT plot!!!
User avatar #552 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
What is the most depressing to happen in your show.
User avatar #553 to #552 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
How the **** am I supposed to answer that, something depressing happens every other episode.

Pearl getting shanked was the first big sad thing to happen. So I guess that.
User avatar #554 to #553 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
That's not depressing. Gem's don't bleed or die.
User avatar #555 to #554 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
I didn't know that **** when it first happened. it legit ******* got me then.
User avatar #556 to #555 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Come on pick something else.
User avatar #557 to #556 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Well, everyone's obvious emotional baggage is pretty depressing. The entire crew are walking timebombs.
User avatar #558 to #557 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
>Emotional baggage

Explain?
User avatar #559 to #558 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Pearl's uptight attitude, pride-filled delusion on her own intelligence, previously from Rose, currently from Steven and unwillingness to let Steven express himself.

Amy's, "who gives a **** " attitude, desperate need for both approval and attention, and unwillingness to let her troubled past go.

Garnet's almost robotic attitude, inability to perceive things in a light she deems unsuitable, and detachment from emotionally strenuous situations.

Steven's chill, though. Has a scene here and there, but just when ****** hitting the fan super hard. In fact, the only time the CG's show any emotional progression is when little ***** Steven is present. He's ******* awesome.
#560 to #559 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
>Garnet's robotic attitude

Garnet isn't a real person or even a real gem. She's made of two lesbian loli gems. Garnet doesn't count as a character

Pearl is hilariously unreasonable. Pic related describes Pearl on an hourly basis
#541 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Happy birthday, you incestuous ****** !
#542 to #541 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
I can't believe you remembered my birthday.










That's really cool of you.
#543 to #542 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
well, one of us had to. :/
User avatar #544 to #543 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
When's your birthday?
#545 to #544 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Exactly one week ago.
#546 to #545 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Oh 			****		, happy 			************		 birthday! Sorry man, didn't know.
Oh **** , happy ************ birthday! Sorry man, didn't know.
#547 to #546 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
i was hoping for a present, we could have done it without the condom this time
User avatar #548 to #547 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Maybe if you'd start swallowing like I've been telling you, I would.
#549 to #548 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
For the tenth time, I'm not going to eat your poop. That's disgusting.
User avatar #550 to #549 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
For the last time, it's perfectly natural. All the cool kids do it.
#551 to #550 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
All the cool kids are off peeing in old socks, freezing them, eating them quickly without chewing, then selling their kidneys as they struggle to digest the socks.

Eating eachothers poop doesn't fill the void anymore.
#537 - lilRican (05/01/2015) [-]
This is Garnet
Pass the butter
And I'm never turning down a stacked plate or a full course meal
'Cause I'm such a stuffer
And every part of me has jiggling blubber
#538 to #537 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
y u do dis
#539 to #538 - lilRican (05/01/2015) [-]
Because

Im fatter than you Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh
#540 to #539 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
She looks like she swallowed a watermelon whole. Which is hilarious to me.
User avatar #522 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #523 to #522 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
hoop bloop
User avatar #534 to #523 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
So the episode was about Romance?

GAY! I was hoping it be a filler episode about action!
User avatar #535 to #534 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Nah, had a sexy af intro for Garnet, tho.
User avatar #536 to #535 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

More action please. You can fap to Garnet's ripe asshole on your own time.
User avatar #524 to #523 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
What is Steven's Universe looking like right now?
#525 to #524 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Sexy.
User avatar #526 to #525 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Outside of that

I mean from a plot standpoint.
User avatar #527 to #526 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh, it's calmed down quite a bit. There's still a bunch of leftover hype, but they're feeding us filler till they're allowed to give us the good **** again. No plot stuff for the moment.
#528 to #527 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Is it at least good filler?
#529 to #528 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
The best.
User avatar #530 to #529 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
What was the newest episode?
User avatar #531 to #530 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
You remember the mailman from the first season? He gets the hots for Garnet and is almost immediately shot down. Mailman can't take a hint, so Steven tries to help, but only makes it worse. Garnet goes right up to his ******* face and tells to **** off. He gets sad, Steven makes him feel a little better, and Garnet tells him to not fall in love with people he's literally just ******* met.

That's a summary, anyways.
User avatar #532 to #531 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Is the mail man aware that Garnet is

>A- 2 Lesbian Gems in harmony *********** each other for all of eternity

B- Gems aren't interested in sexual relations...sort of. Garnet is complicated.
User avatar #533 to #532 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Nope. No idea. They didn't tell him, cause he's sorta dumb. Doubt it would've helped anything, he had that whole, "Where for art thou?" ******** going on.
#521 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Oh no god forbid...
#518 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYRcAKYYEG4

I can't stop thinking about Big Buff Cheeto Puff.
#519 to #518 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Good.
User avatar #520 to #519 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
I don't even watch the show and I wanna Snu Snu her

Blue Water Cunt is literally my ass the character.
#507 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Hello.
#508 to #507 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Hiya.
#509 to #508 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
What's up?
#510 to #509 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Well, I was playing Garry's mod not too long ago, but after seeing that image, I'm probably gonna go masturbate.
#511 to #510 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
To Garnet's ripe asshole?
#512 to #511 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
As always.
#513 to #512 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Always thinking with your dick   
   
how was GMOD?
Always thinking with your dick

how was GMOD?
#514 to #513 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Good, was on a Murderer server with a lot of trusting people, so it worked out rather well.
User avatar #515 to #514 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Speaking of Murdering

Killing Floor 2...
User avatar #516 to #515 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Never played it, any good?
User avatar #517 to #516 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Sorta like tower defense.

Its got a great modding community.
#505 - elsanna (04/24/2015) [-]
So I may

or may not

Have finally started watching Steven Universe.

Oh geez, RIP my free time till the marathon is done.
#506 to #505 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Things like I hope they will, you won't have any free time even after the marathon.
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