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#28 - Man, it's been so long. 06/28/2014 on close call 0
#570 - Picture 06/28/2014 on Loser Bingo 0
#153 - You hold your ******* tongue, I'd never **… 06/28/2014 on To all you loli-lovers +2
#51 - You're literally the only person that I know that does that ir… 06/28/2014 on such is life +2
#41 - I don't understand what's so weird about going to a movie thea…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2014 on such is life +8
#84 - sapphos (06/28/2014) [-]
Wish I had the courage. None of my friends are Marvel fans and I've had to go through every single movie being at the cinema and not seeing it... just having to wait until it's on DVD. The Winter Solider is on pre-order like a boss.

Guardians of the Galaxy comes out soon. Gosh, I would love to see it but... just me at the cinema? I don't know why it terrifies me.
User avatar #76 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
no I think it's cause he has 2 empty seats beside him and they're asking to see if he can move over one.
User avatar #49 - Tyranitar (06/28/2014) [-]
Maybe I wanted to see an newly released film, and hadn't felt it necessary to bring along other people,
User avatar #48 - subtard (06/28/2014) [-]
Plus most people don't talk, so you have the same experience if you're alone or with somebody.
That's why i don't really like seeing movies with friends. it's 2 hours that could be spend talking about stuff
User avatar #42 - reaversoulstealer (06/28/2014) [-]
Are you talking about me.

I feel as though you're talking about me.
User avatar #51 - chaoticlaw (06/28/2014) [-]
You're literally the only person that I know that does that irritating shit.

So how about you guess.
#22 - I don't remember asking to mentioned. I lik… 06/27/2014 on All around the world... +1
#69 - No. Yes. 06/27/2014 on Taking a break from making... 0
#11 - Send help. 06/26/2014 on An Fj Proposal 0
#109 - Someone other than reaversoulstealer mentioning me? B… 06/25/2014 on for science 0
#472 - What the **** , why'd I turn into a skeleton? … 06/23/2014 on thank mr skeltal 0
#467 - thank mr skeltal  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on thank mr skeltal 0
#472 - chaoticlaw (06/23/2014) [-]
What the fuck, why'd I turn into a skeleton?

Is that what you meant by good bones and calcium?

Pic related, it's me.
#62 - It doesn't matter now, you got out of it.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Taking a break from making... +1
#68 - zerocousland (06/26/2014) [-]
w-wait, are you the one from the story?
User avatar #69 - chaoticlaw (06/27/2014) [-]
No. Yes.
#60 - I don't understand why you dated her in the first place, you t…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Taking a break from making... +2
User avatar #61 - reaversoulstealer (06/23/2014) [-]
I don't know man, I wasn't thinking. If it wasn't for you I would've gotten shit on later.
User avatar #62 - chaoticlaw (06/23/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter now, you got out of it.
#68 - zerocousland (06/26/2014) [-]
w-wait, are you the one from the story?
User avatar #69 - chaoticlaw (06/27/2014) [-]
No. Yes.
#155 - I'll **** both, just to be sure.... 06/22/2014 on classy bitches +18
#14 - Dog and mailman on friendly terms.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Dogs +30
User avatar #29 - mrfartypants (06/21/2014) [-]
as long as he keeps paying off the dog to look the other way
#217 - You saucy bitch. 06/21/2014 on Real Superpowers +3
#205 - I have superpowers?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Real Superpowers +2
User avatar #209 - reaversoulstealer (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, one of them is to make straight men gay, and gay women straight.

You used it on me without even trying.
#217 - chaoticlaw (06/21/2014) [-]
You saucy bitch.
User avatar #213 - owllynator (06/21/2014) [-]
i approve this joke
#13 - Picture 06/21/2014 on chaoticlaw's profile 0
#11 - Yeah. 06/19/2014 on chaoticlaw's profile 0
#31 - July 2nd, 1997. Now shut the **** up.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on oh god not this shit again 0
#32 - reaversoulstealer (06/16/2014) [-]
Love you too, babe!
#29 - I've never once forgotten my twin sister's birthday it's…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2014 on oh god not this shit again 0
User avatar #30 - reaversoulstealer (06/16/2014) [-]
What about my B-Day?
User avatar #31 - chaoticlaw (06/16/2014) [-]
July 2nd, 1997.

Now shut the fuck up.
#32 - reaversoulstealer (06/16/2014) [-]
Love you too, babe!
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (78 new replies) 06/16/2014 on im fucking done +37
User avatar #115 - perfonator (06/16/2014) [-]
I once saw a video of a guy not leveling further than ~5-10 just to invade newbies. It was Get wrecked 2: the wreckoning
#113 - flnonymousseven (06/16/2014) [-]
> leveling at all
#110 - dimppa (06/16/2014) [-]
so do you use havelyns and all magics with 4k health
you must be so good
User avatar #38 - thenewgizmobox (06/16/2014) [-]
>not staying at glorious 125 meta
>being this casul.
#58 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
Meta is 150
not 125
so you got 25 more stat points you can put to use.
User avatar #94 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
Moving back here, hit reply limit.

Really? Because every Mundane build is shoved out the door by the 150 meta. So are bleed builds, poison builds, and pretty much everything that isn't "get minimum stats for this weapon, buff it, buff myself, then try to one-shot people with spells".
User avatar #95 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
Mundane is fucking gay though
User avatar #96 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
Really? You hate Mundane, too? All it allows for is high damage on fast weapons with low base damage that still lose most trades because their poise damage is so low, even with Stone Ring.
User avatar #97 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
I hate everything that isn't based on STR.
User avatar #98 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
So what you really want is a STR meta, then? lol
User avatar #99 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
STR is pure.
STR is honest.
Fuck Spin2Win Dex people.
Fuck Spellcasters who only need to click a button to win.
Glory to the Greatswords and Ultra Greatswords out there.
May the Caestus bring you to victory.
User avatar #100 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
It's funny you mention Greatswords. They're pretty much the most overused thing in high level PvP
User avatar #101 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
Greatswords are great.
May your Bastard sword strike down every bastard in your path.
User avatar #102 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
But the Bastard Sword is one of the worst greatswords in the game. Its moveset is so garbage.
User avatar #103 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
I like the Bastard Sword.
Carried me through the majority of the game.
User avatar #104 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
It's fine in PvP, but if you try that shit in PvP you're getting parried and shanked to death immediately.
User avatar #105 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
Uhhh.... Fine in PvE, I mean.
User avatar #61 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
The meta isn't real.
User avatar #62 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
fuck off
User avatar #63 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
Seriously, look at the stats on the Far Fire. There's a small bump at SL150, but the vast, vast majority of players are at 210+.
User avatar #65 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
Because they're fucking scrubs.
User avatar #67 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
I get it if you want to stay at 150 to challenge yourself. That's acceptable. But trying to force it on everyone else and acting like they're "scrubs" or "tryhards" for leveling past it, the way the game developers intended for them to, is kind of pathetic.
User avatar #68 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
If I want a challenge, I play on my soul Level 1 character.
User avatar #69 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
Then what's the point of your 150 character? Organized SL150 fight clubs or something?
User avatar #70 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
A lot of people do SL 150 if they intend to use the character for PvP, which makes this viable.
User avatar #72 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
Then stay in your fight clubs, and don't advertise it like it's the "meta". Because it's not.
User avatar #73 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
It's a meta because the community have agreed upon it.
of course not everyone follows it, but that doesn't mean it's not there.
User avatar #78 - cagetheelophant (06/16/2014) [-]
Obviously not, If most players are 200+, the community isn't in agreement for 150.
User avatar #80 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
"of course not everyone follows it"
I didn't say everyone, with no exceptions, agree upon it
User avatar #81 - cagetheelophant (06/16/2014) [-]
Being meta means the majority of players agree upon it.

and the majority doesn't agree with you, and neither did the devs, Im done talking, I don't give a fuck if you want to fight havel hexers 150 sl's higher than you with your shit build, do whatever you want.
User avatar #83 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
You miss my point you retarded shit.
The reason I want to be put up against level 150's, is so I WON'T be put up against Havel Hexers.
User avatar #91 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
It's worth noting that out of all the builds I've tried out in PvP, Hexing was easily one of the worst.
#86 - cagetheelophant (06/16/2014) [-]
Good luck skrub
Sl doesn't matter in matchmaking you fithy casul
It's soul memory.
even if you are sl 150 if you've collected the same amount of souls as a sl300 havel hexer you're going to get matched with him, and ur casul meta thumping ass will get pounded.
User avatar #87 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
"Im done talking"

Clearly not.
User avatar #90 - cagetheelophant (06/16/2014) [-]
I never started talking faggot
I'm typing
Eat a cock
Dark Souls 2 - The Quality Warrior 150 PvP Build
User avatar #92 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
lol get mad
User avatar #74 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
The community hasn't agreed upon it. A small subset of the community forces it upon themselves because really, they just want to be back playing Dark Souls 1 where the level meta was an actual thing that people paid attention to, because they had to.
User avatar #76 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
larger parts of the community have in fact agreed upon this.
pvp based on levels is preferable because at soul level 800-something, everyone can use every weapon and create stupidly overpowered builds, which really just takes away all the fun from PvP
User avatar #82 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
Believe me, I'm not arguing in favor of level 839 Helix turtles with GMB/Numbness/Sacred Oath or whatever. I hate fighting those guys as much as anyone else. The reason I find the meta to be pointless and stupid is because it limits your options in a way that stagnates creativity in PvP. When you have a 50 in every stat, you don't have to be using Havel's set and a Washing Pole. However, when you're 150, you'd have to sacrifice pretty much every other aspect of your build if you did want to do that.

Personally, I'm around level 330 right now. I'm getting all of my stats to the soft cap, then I'm going to stop leveling. This way, I can try out any build in the game without having to soul vessel (save for niche shit like great club powerstance or whatever), or I could even mix and match. That doesn't mean I'm ever going to equip Havel's, just because being an unstoppable killing machine isn't what I want out of PvP in that game. I'll still be running around in light armor, powerstancing Mundane or Poison daggers, or equipping something a bit heavier and playing around with a pyromancer for a while, or maybe I'll use my MLGS today. Who knows? The point is that I'm not stifled by a lack of stats, and I can just do whatever I want on any given day. That's what I enjoy about Dark Souls PvP. Not barring myself to a certain level just because some people think it's more "fair". Please. The SL150 meta essentially turns PvP into a game of rock paper scissors, with some builds that counter others, and no way to compensate for it if you're placed into a losing matchup.
User avatar #84 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
I think of it otherwise.
If you limit youself at 150, you leave more room to be creative with the points you receive, rather than max out everything.
That's not creative at all.
User avatar #85 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
The problem is that at 150, the number of builds you can actually do are extremely limited.
User avatar #88 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
I just use Soul vessels whenever I feel like changing builds
User avatar #89 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
Sure, but even so, SL 150 just isn't high enough for some builds.
User avatar #93 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
Not if your build is planned on being a hexing Halberd havel
otherwise you can do most things
User avatar #60 - thenewgizmobox (06/16/2014) [-]
i keep my sl at 125 because i hate the newer meta, it's too high, especially since adaptability is basically resistance 2.0
also, dat strength.
User avatar #64 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
Adaptability isn't resistance.
Higher Adaptability raises the amounf of invincibility frames you get while rolling.
User avatar #66 - thenewgizmobox (06/16/2014) [-]
i meant resistance 2.0 because in my opinion it's pretty useless, you only get like 1 or 2 frames at higher levels.
User avatar #71 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
raising it at a parallel pace with Endurance also increases natural Poise
User avatar #75 - thenewgizmobox (06/16/2014) [-]
i guess, but then poise itself isn't exactly the best anymore, i usually go for fashion souls.
User avatar #77 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
Fashion Souls is best souls
User avatar #79 - thenewgizmobox (06/16/2014) [-]
yeah, i just wish there were more armors that didn't have such broad shoulders, it makes a lot of the armor look weird to me.
User avatar #43 - sirfapaton (06/16/2014) [-]
Too bad that even if you stay at lvl 125, you'll eventually start meeting higher and higher lvl enemies. Because soul memory is shitty system.
Hell, I've had to go against fast rolling havel mages on my lvl 30 guy in the blood arena...
User avatar #44 - thenewgizmobox (06/16/2014) [-]
that's when you wreck them and feel much better because level =/= skill
User avatar #45 - sirfapaton (06/16/2014) [-]
Not with the lag most of them has.
User avatar #46 - thenewgizmobox (06/16/2014) [-]
if you want my advice, stay out of both arenas, they're filled to the brim with OP builds and nothing else. Go to the iron bridge if you want real PVP
User avatar #59 - walcorn (06/16/2014) [-]
Invading people in random locations is better.
They won't have all their OP crap there.
User avatar #47 - sirfapaton (06/16/2014) [-]
That's where I usually do it. Just that after re-installing my PC, I haven't really felt like playing anything oddly enough.
User avatar #48 - thenewgizmobox (06/16/2014) [-]
it's the curse of dark souls, a lot of people feel the same way where after playing the game everything else feels dull and boring.
User avatar #49 - sirfapaton (06/16/2014) [-]
Don't even really feel like dark souls 2 either. Lvling a new character for pvp is so very boring + getting the gear for it.
User avatar #50 - thenewgizmobox (06/16/2014) [-]
well if you've got the Ps3 version there's the mega mule.
User avatar #51 - sirfapaton (06/16/2014) [-]
PC. And I don't like using mules oddly enough
User avatar #52 - thenewgizmobox (06/16/2014) [-]
huh, or you can always keep one character and change him with soul vessels
User avatar #53 - sirfapaton (06/16/2014) [-]
True. I'll probably get to it eventually when the DLCs come.
User avatar #54 - thenewgizmobox (06/16/2014) [-]
i can't wait for that, and bloodborne coming out next year...
User avatar #55 - sirfapaton (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be playing that over at friends place. I'm not buying PS4 for 1 game only, would be rather expensive 1 game hehe... That's how I played Demon's Souls.
Might be buying the Wii U for mario kart, bayonetta, new zelda and so on.
User avatar #56 - thenewgizmobox (06/16/2014) [-]
i'm just hoping the PS4 has a few more good games coming out next year.
User avatar #57 - sirfapaton (06/16/2014) [-]
I'm quite sure there will be. Like the new metal gear
User avatar #41 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
This is Dark Souls 2, man. Pretending there's a level meta doesn't make it exist.
User avatar #33 - xbananamanz (06/16/2014) [-]
i didn't rank up for a long time because i was 150 for like 100 hours
User avatar #24 - bluenebula (06/16/2014) [-]
I have many hours in a level 35 character, because I spend all my time helping n00bs past various bosses. I've beaten the game many ways. Now, I want to help others do the same.
User avatar #21 - kaboomz (06/16/2014) [-]

#19 - dontread (06/16/2014) [-]
Over leveling is the "casul" thing to do actually you fucking scrub

On the real though:

He prolly stuck with a meta then realized there's no such thing as a meta this game so fuck it
User avatar #17 - drastronomy (06/16/2014) [-]
overleveling is scrub

after 250 the game becomes boring
#37 - cpthavok (06/16/2014) [-]
That's exactly why i have a character capped off at 200 when i want a challenge and another one for shits and giggles that's at around 500 that i use to dick around in fight clubs with ridiculous set ups
User avatar #119 - imagnetsucks (06/16/2014) [-]
those fun? hell i can never get myself into one
#193 - cpthavok (06/16/2014) [-]
If you cant get into one set one up. Drop prism stones over your designated fight zone and wait for invaders or summon them using the red soap signs. most invaders are gracious enough to play in the fight club but you will sometimes get the douche who would love to shit on your day. If this is happening often bring a friend in to help you keep the dickish invaders in line. And there you go...fight club. When i set it up i send messages to the invaders and let them know im handing out prizes to victors. My prizes usually range from max upgraded special weapons and useful items like Wilted Herbs, divine blessings and the like. I give really primo stuff like super rare gear and weapons to people who can really pull off awesome kills.
#15 - slandersalamander (06/16/2014) [-]
That's a cool character you've got there. Would be a shame if someone were to... decapitate him.
User avatar #14 - furrysheaperd (06/16/2014) [-]
i got to level 715 in six hours with that dragon head glitch
#41 - Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. 06/13/2014 on story +2
#8 - Were you the one sleeping in the bed? 06/13/2014 on Bearly legal 0
#177 - But das homo tho.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on no homo contest +1
User avatar #178 - reaversoulstealer (06/13/2014) [-]
Nuh-uh, I said no homo, so it's not.

God, you're lucky I want to suck your dick so bad.
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User avatar #14 - lordgeneral (08/03/2014) [-]
so uh... when's that... stuff going down

don't judge my fetishes
User avatar #10 - hellomynameisbill (06/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to be straight up.

Is your twin sister hot?
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