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#2989 - It's cause you love me, obviously. You're gonna have… 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
#716 - YOU DON'T KNOW, THEY MIGHT SMELL LIKE ******* ROSES AND…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Real friends on this site? +1
User avatar #720 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
not even regular vaginas smell like fucking roses and rainbows
User avatar #721 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Rican.


Trust me.


They do.
#723 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
Listen here you little shit

Vulvas & Vargubas are their own distinct aroma , and it is that distinct scent that gets me off

I didnt sign up to smell no fucking flowers and carebear farts
#728 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Yes you fucking did.
#714 - Just add it to your growing list of fetishes.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Real friends on this site? 0
User avatar #715 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
PRETTY SURE STD VAGINAS SMELL AWFUL
User avatar #716 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
YOU DON'T KNOW, THEY MIGHT SMELL LIKE FUCKING ROSES AND RAINBOWS.
User avatar #720 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
not even regular vaginas smell like fucking roses and rainbows
User avatar #721 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Rican.


Trust me.


They do.
#723 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
Listen here you little shit

Vulvas & Vargubas are their own distinct aroma , and it is that distinct scent that gets me off

I didnt sign up to smell no fucking flowers and carebear farts
#728 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Yes you fucking did.
#711 - How would you know, you've never even had them.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Real friends on this site? +1
User avatar #713 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
Burning peeholes doesnt sound like it could be fun ever
User avatar #714 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Just add it to your growing list of fetishes.
User avatar #715 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
PRETTY SURE STD VAGINAS SMELL AWFUL
User avatar #716 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
YOU DON'T KNOW, THEY MIGHT SMELL LIKE FUCKING ROSES AND RAINBOWS.
User avatar #720 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
not even regular vaginas smell like fucking roses and rainbows
User avatar #721 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Rican.


Trust me.


They do.
#723 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
Listen here you little shit

Vulvas & Vargubas are their own distinct aroma , and it is that distinct scent that gets me off

I didnt sign up to smell no fucking flowers and carebear farts
#728 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Yes you fucking did.
#2987 - Social Link: Zaggystirdust maxed! But yeah, you'r…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
#2988 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm finding out so much about you and it's actually not wierding me out like I thought it would.
Oh man, I still hate using skype because I still have him on my contacts and we don't talk any more but it still feels awkward
But please, remember what I said, please please please don't post any pictures of yourselves, I love the mystery of it
User avatar #2989 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
It's cause you love me, obviously.
You're gonna have to give me the specifics on that at some point.
We were actually just discussing that, so it's good you said something. She's obsessed with it, but I told her you don't want us to.
#2985 - Scratch 1018, that was me. The rest weren't though. H…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
#2986 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
oh...
I had no idea I had such an impact on your family.
I thought I was just some dude on the internet you talked to whenever.

I feel a weird connection I've never felt with anyone on the internet before...
except that dude I experimented with but there was no love in that

So wait, was she pretending to be you?
#2987 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Social Link: Zaggystirdust maxed!

But yeah, you're actually pretty important to us.
We're gonna expand on that later .
And talk about that "experimenting" too, young man.

Basically, yeah. But the truth is, this was originally her account. She started it back in 2012, and left it like a year or two later. I lurked on 4chan, 2chan, and the like at that time.
#2988 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm finding out so much about you and it's actually not wierding me out like I thought it would.
Oh man, I still hate using skype because I still have him on my contacts and we don't talk any more but it still feels awkward
But please, remember what I said, please please please don't post any pictures of yourselves, I love the mystery of it
User avatar #2989 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
It's cause you love me, obviously.
You're gonna have to give me the specifics on that at some point.
We were actually just discussing that, so it's good you said something. She's obsessed with it, but I told her you don't want us to.
#309 - I'll suck your dick. 08/23/2015 on Thumb whoring at it's finest 0
#2983 - There were a lot more than I tho…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
User avatar #2984 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
What?
Really?
Huh?
Most of those seem to be from your perspective it sounds like.
User avatar #2985 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Scratch 1018, that was me. The rest weren't though.

Honestly, I should've remembered the one where she tells you about us. She even fucking called me crying that she might have ruined our friendship. I just told her you'd be chill about it, and she calmed right down. Said she'd try to salvage it. It was a big deal for her.
#2986 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
oh...
I had no idea I had such an impact on your family.
I thought I was just some dude on the internet you talked to whenever.

I feel a weird connection I've never felt with anyone on the internet before...
except that dude I experimented with but there was no love in that

So wait, was she pretending to be you?
#2987 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Social Link: Zaggystirdust maxed!

But yeah, you're actually pretty important to us.
We're gonna expand on that later .
And talk about that "experimenting" too, young man.

Basically, yeah. But the truth is, this was originally her account. She started it back in 2012, and left it like a year or two later. I lurked on 4chan, 2chan, and the like at that time.
#2988 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm finding out so much about you and it's actually not wierding me out like I thought it would.
Oh man, I still hate using skype because I still have him on my contacts and we don't talk any more but it still feels awkward
But please, remember what I said, please please please don't post any pictures of yourselves, I love the mystery of it
User avatar #2989 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
It's cause you love me, obviously.
You're gonna have to give me the specifics on that at some point.
We were actually just discussing that, so it's good you said something. She's obsessed with it, but I told her you don't want us to.
#700 - >implying I use protection  [+] (10 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Real friends on this site? 0
User avatar #709 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
I dont Like Std's dude
User avatar #711 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
How would you know, you've never even had them.
User avatar #713 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
Burning peeholes doesnt sound like it could be fun ever
User avatar #714 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Just add it to your growing list of fetishes.
User avatar #715 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
PRETTY SURE STD VAGINAS SMELL AWFUL
User avatar #716 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
YOU DON'T KNOW, THEY MIGHT SMELL LIKE FUCKING ROSES AND RAINBOWS.
User avatar #720 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
not even regular vaginas smell like fucking roses and rainbows
User avatar #721 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Rican.


Trust me.


They do.
#723 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
Listen here you little shit

Vulvas & Vargubas are their own distinct aroma , and it is that distinct scent that gets me off

I didnt sign up to smell no fucking flowers and carebear farts
#728 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Yes you fucking did.
#2981 - Hold up, I'm getting her to see which ones. This actu…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
User avatar #2982 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I think it's fun
User avatar #2983 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
/user/chaoticlaw/1358#1358
/user/chaoticlaw/1338#1338
/user/chaoticlaw/1184#1184
/user/chaoticlaw/1018#1018
/user/chaoticlaw/888#888
There were a lot more than I thought there'd be. All the ones on your account are mine, so those weren't even considered.
User avatar #2984 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
What?
Really?
Huh?
Most of those seem to be from your perspective it sounds like.
User avatar #2985 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Scratch 1018, that was me. The rest weren't though.

Honestly, I should've remembered the one where she tells you about us. She even fucking called me crying that she might have ruined our friendship. I just told her you'd be chill about it, and she calmed right down. Said she'd try to salvage it. It was a big deal for her.
#2986 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
oh...
I had no idea I had such an impact on your family.
I thought I was just some dude on the internet you talked to whenever.

I feel a weird connection I've never felt with anyone on the internet before...
except that dude I experimented with but there was no love in that

So wait, was she pretending to be you?
#2987 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Social Link: Zaggystirdust maxed!

But yeah, you're actually pretty important to us.
We're gonna expand on that later .
And talk about that "experimenting" too, young man.

Basically, yeah. But the truth is, this was originally her account. She started it back in 2012, and left it like a year or two later. I lurked on 4chan, 2chan, and the like at that time.
#2988 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm finding out so much about you and it's actually not wierding me out like I thought it would.
Oh man, I still hate using skype because I still have him on my contacts and we don't talk any more but it still feels awkward
But please, remember what I said, please please please don't post any pictures of yourselves, I love the mystery of it
User avatar #2989 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
It's cause you love me, obviously.
You're gonna have to give me the specifics on that at some point.
We were actually just discussing that, so it's good you said something. She's obsessed with it, but I told her you don't want us to.
#2979 - Alright, scratch what I said earlier. You've apparently had so…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
User avatar #2980 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
Oh shit, really?
Which ones?
User avatar #2981 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Hold up, I'm getting her to see which ones.

This actually sort of fun. For me.
User avatar #2982 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I think it's fun
User avatar #2983 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
/user/chaoticlaw/1358#1358
/user/chaoticlaw/1338#1338
/user/chaoticlaw/1184#1184
/user/chaoticlaw/1018#1018
/user/chaoticlaw/888#888
There were a lot more than I thought there'd be. All the ones on your account are mine, so those weren't even considered.
User avatar #2984 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
What?
Really?
Huh?
Most of those seem to be from your perspective it sounds like.
User avatar #2985 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Scratch 1018, that was me. The rest weren't though.

Honestly, I should've remembered the one where she tells you about us. She even fucking called me crying that she might have ruined our friendship. I just told her you'd be chill about it, and she calmed right down. Said she'd try to salvage it. It was a big deal for her.
#2986 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
oh...
I had no idea I had such an impact on your family.
I thought I was just some dude on the internet you talked to whenever.

I feel a weird connection I've never felt with anyone on the internet before...
except that dude I experimented with but there was no love in that

So wait, was she pretending to be you?
#2987 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Social Link: Zaggystirdust maxed!

But yeah, you're actually pretty important to us.
We're gonna expand on that later .
And talk about that "experimenting" too, young man.

Basically, yeah. But the truth is, this was originally her account. She started it back in 2012, and left it like a year or two later. I lurked on 4chan, 2chan, and the like at that time.
#2988 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm finding out so much about you and it's actually not wierding me out like I thought it would.
Oh man, I still hate using skype because I still have him on my contacts and we don't talk any more but it still feels awkward
But please, remember what I said, please please please don't post any pictures of yourselves, I love the mystery of it
User avatar #2989 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
It's cause you love me, obviously.
You're gonna have to give me the specifics on that at some point.
We were actually just discussing that, so it's good you said something. She's obsessed with it, but I told her you don't want us to.
#7 - I love you FJ, I do. But Jesus Christ . 08/23/2015 on How miracles happen +5
#2977 - No, but she's seen all of them. I don't keep track of…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
User avatar #2978 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I guess it'd be hard to tell the difference if she was as perverted as you.
Making all those lewd-ass comments
#2979 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Alright, scratch what I said earlier. You've apparently had some revealing as fuck convos with her. Hope you don't mind.
User avatar #2980 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
Oh shit, really?
Which ones?
User avatar #2981 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Hold up, I'm getting her to see which ones.

This actually sort of fun. For me.
User avatar #2982 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I think it's fun
User avatar #2983 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
/user/chaoticlaw/1358#1358
/user/chaoticlaw/1338#1338
/user/chaoticlaw/1184#1184
/user/chaoticlaw/1018#1018
/user/chaoticlaw/888#888
There were a lot more than I thought there'd be. All the ones on your account are mine, so those weren't even considered.
User avatar #2984 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
What?
Really?
Huh?
Most of those seem to be from your perspective it sounds like.
User avatar #2985 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Scratch 1018, that was me. The rest weren't though.

Honestly, I should've remembered the one where she tells you about us. She even fucking called me crying that she might have ruined our friendship. I just told her you'd be chill about it, and she calmed right down. Said she'd try to salvage it. It was a big deal for her.
#2986 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
oh...
I had no idea I had such an impact on your family.
I thought I was just some dude on the internet you talked to whenever.

I feel a weird connection I've never felt with anyone on the internet before...
except that dude I experimented with but there was no love in that

So wait, was she pretending to be you?
#2987 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Social Link: Zaggystirdust maxed!

But yeah, you're actually pretty important to us.
We're gonna expand on that later .
And talk about that "experimenting" too, young man.

Basically, yeah. But the truth is, this was originally her account. She started it back in 2012, and left it like a year or two later. I lurked on 4chan, 2chan, and the like at that time.
#2988 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm finding out so much about you and it's actually not wierding me out like I thought it would.
Oh man, I still hate using skype because I still have him on my contacts and we don't talk any more but it still feels awkward
But please, remember what I said, please please please don't post any pictures of yourselves, I love the mystery of it
User avatar #2989 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
It's cause you love me, obviously.
You're gonna have to give me the specifics on that at some point.
We were actually just discussing that, so it's good you said something. She's obsessed with it, but I told her you don't want us to.
#2975 - She uses my account. Half of my comments were made by her.  [+] (14 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
User avatar #2976 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
What? Really?
Like, which ones?
Did she comment in any of these?
User avatar #2977 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
No, but she's seen all of them.

I don't keep track of which comments are mine or hers. I do know she's the one that chatted with that venemous-valentine guy.
User avatar #2978 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I guess it'd be hard to tell the difference if she was as perverted as you.
Making all those lewd-ass comments
#2979 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Alright, scratch what I said earlier. You've apparently had some revealing as fuck convos with her. Hope you don't mind.
User avatar #2980 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
Oh shit, really?
Which ones?
User avatar #2981 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Hold up, I'm getting her to see which ones.

This actually sort of fun. For me.
User avatar #2982 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I think it's fun
User avatar #2983 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
/user/chaoticlaw/1358#1358
/user/chaoticlaw/1338#1338
/user/chaoticlaw/1184#1184
/user/chaoticlaw/1018#1018
/user/chaoticlaw/888#888
There were a lot more than I thought there'd be. All the ones on your account are mine, so those weren't even considered.
User avatar #2984 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
What?
Really?
Huh?
Most of those seem to be from your perspective it sounds like.
User avatar #2985 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Scratch 1018, that was me. The rest weren't though.

Honestly, I should've remembered the one where she tells you about us. She even fucking called me crying that she might have ruined our friendship. I just told her you'd be chill about it, and she calmed right down. Said she'd try to salvage it. It was a big deal for her.
#2986 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
oh...
I had no idea I had such an impact on your family.
I thought I was just some dude on the internet you talked to whenever.

I feel a weird connection I've never felt with anyone on the internet before...
except that dude I experimented with but there was no love in that

So wait, was she pretending to be you?
#2987 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Social Link: Zaggystirdust maxed!

But yeah, you're actually pretty important to us.
We're gonna expand on that later .
And talk about that "experimenting" too, young man.

Basically, yeah. But the truth is, this was originally her account. She started it back in 2012, and left it like a year or two later. I lurked on 4chan, 2chan, and the like at that time.
#2988 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm finding out so much about you and it's actually not wierding me out like I thought it would.
Oh man, I still hate using skype because I still have him on my contacts and we don't talk any more but it still feels awkward
But please, remember what I said, please please please don't post any pictures of yourselves, I love the mystery of it
User avatar #2989 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
It's cause you love me, obviously.
You're gonna have to give me the specifics on that at some point.
We were actually just discussing that, so it's good you said something. She's obsessed with it, but I told her you don't want us to.
#2973 - She legit lurks on here. And you ain't getting **** …  [+] (16 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
User avatar #2974 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
Does she know you're account?
User avatar #2975 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
She uses my account. Half of my comments were made by her.
User avatar #2976 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
What? Really?
Like, which ones?
Did she comment in any of these?
User avatar #2977 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
No, but she's seen all of them.

I don't keep track of which comments are mine or hers. I do know she's the one that chatted with that venemous-valentine guy.
User avatar #2978 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I guess it'd be hard to tell the difference if she was as perverted as you.
Making all those lewd-ass comments
#2979 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Alright, scratch what I said earlier. You've apparently had some revealing as fuck convos with her. Hope you don't mind.
User avatar #2980 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
Oh shit, really?
Which ones?
User avatar #2981 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Hold up, I'm getting her to see which ones.

This actually sort of fun. For me.
User avatar #2982 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I think it's fun
User avatar #2983 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
/user/chaoticlaw/1358#1358
/user/chaoticlaw/1338#1338
/user/chaoticlaw/1184#1184
/user/chaoticlaw/1018#1018
/user/chaoticlaw/888#888
There were a lot more than I thought there'd be. All the ones on your account are mine, so those weren't even considered.
User avatar #2984 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
What?
Really?
Huh?
Most of those seem to be from your perspective it sounds like.
User avatar #2985 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Scratch 1018, that was me. The rest weren't though.

Honestly, I should've remembered the one where she tells you about us. She even fucking called me crying that she might have ruined our friendship. I just told her you'd be chill about it, and she calmed right down. Said she'd try to salvage it. It was a big deal for her.
#2986 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
oh...
I had no idea I had such an impact on your family.
I thought I was just some dude on the internet you talked to whenever.

I feel a weird connection I've never felt with anyone on the internet before...
except that dude I experimented with but there was no love in that

So wait, was she pretending to be you?
#2987 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Social Link: Zaggystirdust maxed!

But yeah, you're actually pretty important to us.
We're gonna expand on that later .
And talk about that "experimenting" too, young man.

Basically, yeah. But the truth is, this was originally her account. She started it back in 2012, and left it like a year or two later. I lurked on 4chan, 2chan, and the like at that time.
#2988 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm finding out so much about you and it's actually not wierding me out like I thought it would.
Oh man, I still hate using skype because I still have him on my contacts and we don't talk any more but it still feels awkward
But please, remember what I said, please please please don't post any pictures of yourselves, I love the mystery of it
User avatar #2989 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
It's cause you love me, obviously.
You're gonna have to give me the specifics on that at some point.
We were actually just discussing that, so it's good you said something. She's obsessed with it, but I told her you don't want us to.
#2971 - Zaggy. Don't. Plz.  [+] (18 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
User avatar #2972 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
She got an account on here?
Where her number?
User avatar #2973 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
She legit lurks on here.
And you ain't getting shit for a number.
User avatar #2974 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
Does she know you're account?
User avatar #2975 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
She uses my account. Half of my comments were made by her.
User avatar #2976 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
What? Really?
Like, which ones?
Did she comment in any of these?
User avatar #2977 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
No, but she's seen all of them.

I don't keep track of which comments are mine or hers. I do know she's the one that chatted with that venemous-valentine guy.
User avatar #2978 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I guess it'd be hard to tell the difference if she was as perverted as you.
Making all those lewd-ass comments
#2979 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Alright, scratch what I said earlier. You've apparently had some revealing as fuck convos with her. Hope you don't mind.
User avatar #2980 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
Oh shit, really?
Which ones?
User avatar #2981 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Hold up, I'm getting her to see which ones.

This actually sort of fun. For me.
User avatar #2982 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I think it's fun
User avatar #2983 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
/user/chaoticlaw/1358#1358
/user/chaoticlaw/1338#1338
/user/chaoticlaw/1184#1184
/user/chaoticlaw/1018#1018
/user/chaoticlaw/888#888
There were a lot more than I thought there'd be. All the ones on your account are mine, so those weren't even considered.
User avatar #2984 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
What?
Really?
Huh?
Most of those seem to be from your perspective it sounds like.
User avatar #2985 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Scratch 1018, that was me. The rest weren't though.

Honestly, I should've remembered the one where she tells you about us. She even fucking called me crying that she might have ruined our friendship. I just told her you'd be chill about it, and she calmed right down. Said she'd try to salvage it. It was a big deal for her.
#2986 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
oh...
I had no idea I had such an impact on your family.
I thought I was just some dude on the internet you talked to whenever.

I feel a weird connection I've never felt with anyone on the internet before...
except that dude I experimented with but there was no love in that

So wait, was she pretending to be you?
#2987 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Social Link: Zaggystirdust maxed!

But yeah, you're actually pretty important to us.
We're gonna expand on that later .
And talk about that "experimenting" too, young man.

Basically, yeah. But the truth is, this was originally her account. She started it back in 2012, and left it like a year or two later. I lurked on 4chan, 2chan, and the like at that time.
#2988 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm finding out so much about you and it's actually not wierding me out like I thought it would.
Oh man, I still hate using skype because I still have him on my contacts and we don't talk any more but it still feels awkward
But please, remember what I said, please please please don't post any pictures of yourselves, I love the mystery of it
User avatar #2989 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
It's cause you love me, obviously.
You're gonna have to give me the specifics on that at some point.
We were actually just discussing that, so it's good you said something. She's obsessed with it, but I told her you don't want us to.
#682 - We're gonna **** someday.  [+] (12 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Real friends on this site? +1
#699 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
I have a Shoebox full of condoms
#700 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
>implying I use protection
User avatar #709 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
I dont Like Std's dude
User avatar #711 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
How would you know, you've never even had them.
User avatar #713 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
Burning peeholes doesnt sound like it could be fun ever
User avatar #714 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Just add it to your growing list of fetishes.
User avatar #715 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
PRETTY SURE STD VAGINAS SMELL AWFUL
User avatar #716 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
YOU DON'T KNOW, THEY MIGHT SMELL LIKE FUCKING ROSES AND RAINBOWS.
User avatar #720 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
not even regular vaginas smell like fucking roses and rainbows
User avatar #721 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Rican.


Trust me.


They do.
#723 - lilRican (08/23/2015) [-]
Listen here you little shit

Vulvas & Vargubas are their own distinct aroma , and it is that distinct scent that gets me off

I didnt sign up to smell no fucking flowers and carebear farts
#728 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Yes you fucking did.
#2969 - Please don't, she'd kill my stupid ass.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
#2970 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm gonna tell her
#2967 - Tell no-one. Or everyone. I don't really care.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
User avatar #2968 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'll tell your girl you told me
User avatar #2969 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Please don't, she'd kill my stupid ass.
#2970 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm gonna tell her
#2965 - You ******* tease. 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
#2963 - Goddamnit, sunset, no-one ******* called for you. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
#2964 - Sunset (08/23/2015) [-]
no
#2965 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
You fucking tease.
#9 - Nice try, fag. I was still in weeb-reading mode. 08/23/2015 on I am a massive faggot +1
#2961 - Back when we were first getting our jazz on, after the whole, …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
#2966 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
That's so cute, disgusting, and hilarious.
User avatar #2967 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Tell no-one.

Or everyone.

I don't really care.
User avatar #2968 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'll tell your girl you told me
User avatar #2969 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Please don't, she'd kill my stupid ass.
#2970 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm gonna tell her
#2959 - Can I tell you something that is slightly gross and embarrassing.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
User avatar #2960 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
You really think you need to ask that?
#2961 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Back when we were first getting our jazz on, after the whole, "I love you, you love me, let's get together and get naughty." phase, bae attempted to suck my dick. Now, at that time, she had literally no sexual experience whatsoever, she had never even had it explained to her. So when our first sexy-time night came up, I had to guide her through literally everything. After about an 10 minutes of me getting her off, she wanted to try, And I was totally fucking down with that. She tried giving me a handy, but she had that shit in a death grip the entire time, so little man wasn't gonna cough nothing up. She gave up on that quick, and went right to gobbling him down.

But she had apparently forgotten how a gag reflex works. She torpedoed down on my dick, and it actually felt good, for about 2 seconds. As soon as she hit the base, she puked like a motherfucker, all over my nads. And as disgusted by it as I was, I wasn't just gonna throw her the fuck off, so I just sat there, with her puking while trying to get of my shlong. After a fucking lifetime, she got me out of her mouth, crying and vomiting at the exact same time. I just held her for like an hour while covered in vomit while she cried. The place we lived in at the time was already pretty shit, but her added fluids didn't help. She fell asleep not long after, and I worked basically the entire night to clean that shit up.

It took months to get her to try again.
#2966 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
That's so cute, disgusting, and hilarious.
User avatar #2967 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Tell no-one.

Or everyone.

I don't really care.
User avatar #2968 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'll tell your girl you told me
User avatar #2969 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Please don't, she'd kill my stupid ass.
#2970 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm gonna tell her
#2957 - Oh **** , that's even hotter.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/23/2015 on zaggystirdust's profile 0
#2958 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I actually want a girl to burp on my dick accidentally while giving me a blowjob and get all flustered and embarrassed about it
User avatar #2959 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Can I tell you something that is slightly gross and embarrassing.
User avatar #2960 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
You really think you need to ask that?
#2961 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Back when we were first getting our jazz on, after the whole, "I love you, you love me, let's get together and get naughty." phase, bae attempted to suck my dick. Now, at that time, she had literally no sexual experience whatsoever, she had never even had it explained to her. So when our first sexy-time night came up, I had to guide her through literally everything. After about an 10 minutes of me getting her off, she wanted to try, And I was totally fucking down with that. She tried giving me a handy, but she had that shit in a death grip the entire time, so little man wasn't gonna cough nothing up. She gave up on that quick, and went right to gobbling him down.

But she had apparently forgotten how a gag reflex works. She torpedoed down on my dick, and it actually felt good, for about 2 seconds. As soon as she hit the base, she puked like a motherfucker, all over my nads. And as disgusted by it as I was, I wasn't just gonna throw her the fuck off, so I just sat there, with her puking while trying to get of my shlong. After a fucking lifetime, she got me out of her mouth, crying and vomiting at the exact same time. I just held her for like an hour while covered in vomit while she cried. The place we lived in at the time was already pretty shit, but her added fluids didn't help. She fell asleep not long after, and I worked basically the entire night to clean that shit up.

It took months to get her to try again.
#2966 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
That's so cute, disgusting, and hilarious.
User avatar #2967 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Tell no-one.

Or everyone.

I don't really care.
User avatar #2968 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'll tell your girl you told me
User avatar #2969 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Please don't, she'd kill my stupid ass.
#2970 - zaggystirdust (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm gonna tell her

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#1425 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
>getting to the end of a series and only your favorite characters survive
#1426 to #1425 - chaoticlaw (08/29/2015) [-]
>getting to the end of a series and only your least favorite characters survive
User avatar #1427 to #1426 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Has that ever happened?
User avatar #1428 to #1427 - chaoticlaw (08/29/2015) [-]
Too many times.
User avatar #1429 to #1428 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
name one
User avatar #1430 to #1429 - chaoticlaw (08/29/2015) [-]
The characters, or the shows?
User avatar #1431 to #1430 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
both
User avatar #1432 to #1431 - chaoticlaw (08/29/2015) [-]
Gurren Lagann was a big one, Kamina was the only character I actually even liked.
#1433 to #1432 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Well I just finished Stardust Crusaders and I am glad as **** my favorites survived.
User avatar #1434 to #1433 - chaoticlaw (08/29/2015) [-]
Christ, I'm not even off the second episode. I've been drowning in recommended animu.
#1419 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
>when you really want to draw something but you know it'll turn out **** and you're afraid to do it.
User avatar #1435 to #1419 - aerosol ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
I tried that once. I regret every minuet wasted...
#1420 to #1419 - chaoticlaw (08/28/2015) [-]
JUST DO IIIIIIIIT.
#1421 to #1420 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
But it looks soooo good in my head and it's gonna look soooo bad if I actually make it.
User avatar #1422 to #1421 - chaoticlaw (08/28/2015) [-]
It'll look good when you make it too. You've got more ******* talent then you give yourself credit for.

So ******* draw that **** , you cunt.
User avatar #1423 to #1422 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Alright fine, I'll do it!
And when I'm done I'll work on that JaperxAnon one and then that other Jasper one.
User avatar #1424 to #1423 - chaoticlaw (08/28/2015) [-]
You do it at your own pace, lover-boy. Don't you ******* dare rush yourself.
#1406 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
I don't know if I wanna find a sweetheart or a hot momma but all I keep running into are fly honnies.
User avatar #1407 to #1406 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2015) [-]
What's wrong with fly honnies? They hop on you like rabbits gettin carrots.
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Yeah but they're a dime a dozen and they ain't worth the nickels in my piggy bank.
User avatar #1409 to #1408 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2015) [-]
If they're a dime a dozen, even a few nickels will give you a small harem.

Or you could find an amazonian MILF. Those aren't too hard to find.
User avatar #1410 to #1409 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
I am so ready to just make an account on that cougar dating site.

**** it, I'll play with her kids by day then play with her tiddy by night.
User avatar #1411 to #1410 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2015) [-]
Tiddy, as in singular tit?

What the **** happened to the other one.
User avatar #1412 to #1411 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
I assume being occupied by the child.

She is a mother after all.
User avatar #1413 to #1412 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2015) [-]
While playing with one titty, you let a child occupy the other?

How noble.
User avatar #1414 to #1413 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Gotta feed the family.

But in all seriousness I was referring to weather or not I should settle down with a girl (a sweetheart) or just go let my dick fall into a vargooba (a hot momma).
User avatar #1415 to #1414 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2015) [-]
Sweetheart.

As much as I'd love for you to finally **** some chick, it should be at least a little special.
#1416 to #1415 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Ugh.
Just wish my standards weren't too high for that.
When it comes to just ******* I'll do almost anyone.

Ugh, where are the cute art girls at?
#1417 to #1416 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2015) [-]
Out getting ****** by moi.
#1418 to #1417 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
And here I am just jacking off to my own stick figure drawings.
User avatar #1374 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
h-hi
User avatar #1395 to #1374 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
Alright, your turn.

Be completely honest, no judging here.
#1375 to #1374 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
Hey, baby. How you doing?
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
im okie. youu?
User avatar #1377 to #1376 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
****** good, certainly can't complain.
User avatar #1378 to #1377 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
thats good
User avatar #1379 to #1378 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
So whatchu up to, bae? Lay some ******* deets on me, homeboi.
User avatar #1380 to #1379 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
D: huh?
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
Talk about **** , dood. I'm always down for a good convo.
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
oh. Im playing league and stuffs. you?
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
****** around on Warframe. Who do you main on league?

You say Ahri, and we're done.
User avatar #1384 to #1383 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
Soraka.
Also waframe is fun.
User avatar #1385 to #1384 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
Hell yeah, it is.
I could never play Soraka. I've always kept with Fighter Champions.
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
Im good with most supports.
User avatar #1387 to #1386 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
******* how.

The patience needed to do well with a support in League is far beyond my caliber.
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
Its pretty easy/
User avatar #1389 to #1388 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
You tryna say I'm dumb. We'll ******* fight.
User avatar #1390 to #1389 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
no D:
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
Don't worry, babe.

I could never hurt you~.
User avatar #1392 to #1391 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
hehe. so tell me about you
#1393 to #1392 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
Well, despite what you may think, I'm not actually a guy. In reality I'm a multi-tongued bipolar star freighter with detachable cup-holders.
User avatar #1394 to #1393 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
Cupholders are nice.
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User avatar #1358 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Alright, now I need your advice.
User avatar #1364 to #1358 - advice (08/20/2015) [-]
what's bothering you man? i got'chu
User avatar #1359 to #1358 - chaoticlaw (08/20/2015) [-]
No way, fag. Jk. Any ******* time, dood, whatcha need?
User avatar #1396 to #1359 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
yo, can you do something for me?
User avatar #1397 to #1396 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Dickpics? Sure, not a problem.
User avatar #1398 to #1397 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
How's this look so far?

imgur.com/NymfOa2

found it unfinished and I think I'l just add the background and the stripes.
Anything that you think should be worked on or added?
User avatar #1399 to #1398 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
The left knee needs a little work, makes the thigh look like it's separated form the calf.

Other than that, it looks totally fine. Add the background and the stripes, and you'll be on your merry way.
User avatar #1400 to #1399 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
How so?
Should I move it close or smooth out something?
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Smoothing it out should work well. It just looks a little disjointed is all.
User avatar #1403 to #1402 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Yee, that's a bit better.

When ya gonna work on the background and **** ?
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Once I do the stripes
Or now
idk I'm still shifty with straight lines so I'm trying to avoid it
#1405 to #1404 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Do it now, you lazy **** .
User avatar #1360 to #1359 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Remember that girl I wasn't sure about who was my friend's ex?
User avatar #1361 to #1360 - chaoticlaw (08/20/2015) [-]
Oh **** , yeah I remember.
#1362 to #1361 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
I told my friend about it.
We were talking about getting laid (like a couple of dudes *high five*) and I mentioned I got into some outdoor fourplay near some cops.
He was impressed and asked who it was but I said I'd tell him later.
Then I asked, "Would you tell me whoever you messed around with?"
"Dude, **** yeah."
"Even if it was my ex."
"Yeah, sure."
"Or my mom?"
"... Yeah, I'd be honest about it."
"So you'd tell me if you ****** my ex?"
"Yeah, man."
"Okay good because it was your ex."
"Oh... dude, niiice."

So long story short, I told him about it and he seemed pretty supportive of it and said I should go for it.
Funny thing, we had a few weeks of not talking or anything, but as soon as we were having the discussion she texts me about coming with her to an event.

Idk, man, should I go for it?
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - chaoticlaw (08/20/2015) [-]
Yes, yes you ******* should, Zaggs. I swear to god if you don't bust a nut in her mouth by the end of whatever ******* event you two are going on, I will shove my entire arm up your ass.

The whole ******* arm, Zaggy.

So you better ******* do it, dude.
#1368 to #1363 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
>tfw she has half-naked animo girls on her walls and a hentai dvd collection in her closet
User avatar #1369 to #1368 - chaoticlaw (08/21/2015) [-]
**** .

HER.

plz
User avatar #1370 to #1369 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
In time, ***** .
I want to build trust with her and wait until I know that she's the one.
User avatar #1371 to #1370 - chaoticlaw (08/21/2015) [-]
Okay, but you better **** her.
User avatar #1372 to #1371 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
[small]I will, ***** , I will.[small]
#1365 to #1363 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Getting a girlfriend
Or getting fisted by daddy

Win/Win
User avatar #1366 to #1365 - chaoticlaw (08/20/2015) [-]
I'll give you a double dicking if you go out with her.
#1367 to #1366 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Yes, daddy!
Right away, daddy!
User avatar #1344 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
So how's that situation working out?
User avatar #1345 to #1344 - chaoticlaw (08/18/2015) [-]
We've set **** up for her to come down, but it'll probably take a bit. Agents weren't all that thrilled about giving her over to me, but they can't do **** about it, so **** them. I'm not gonna lie, I'm sorta ******* nervous. I haven't seen her in person for a few years, so it'll be weird.
User avatar #1346 to #1345 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
I'm sure it'll be uncomfortable at first.
Is this gonna be a burden on your part or for anyone?
User avatar #1347 to #1346 - chaoticlaw (08/18/2015) [-]
Nah, certainly not us. We got plenty for her. She's probably scared as **** , though.
User avatar #1348 to #1347 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
I'd be too if I was moving in with a guy and his sister all the way in another country
User avatar #1349 to #1348 - chaoticlaw (08/19/2015) [-]
She knows us real well, but she's barely even ******* heard of how Canada is. I hope she'll be okay.

So how ya been, Z?
User avatar #1350 to #1349 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
I'm still really interested in how you guys met.

I've been good.
Just moved into my new dorm, met my gay, black roommate.
User avatar #1351 to #1350 - chaoticlaw (08/19/2015) [-]
Gay, AND black?

Looks like you two got fun times ahead.
User avatar #1352 to #1351 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
I knew you'd say something like that.
User avatar #1353 to #1352 - chaoticlaw (08/19/2015) [-]
Ya'll ******* yet, cause I'll need a video, if so.
#1354 to #1353 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
You know damn well I'm saving my anal virginity for my freak of a wife.
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - chaoticlaw (08/19/2015) [-]
I'll be your wife for a chance a that bodacious booty.
#1356 to #1355 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
unless you have tits than no thank you
#1357 to #1356 - chaoticlaw (08/19/2015) [-]
I could get some. plz
#1338 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
>When your dad starts using your old laptop from jr. High and you remember all the weird porn you saved on there at the time because you just started to learn to masturbate.

User avatar #1339 to #1338 - chaoticlaw (08/16/2015) [-]
Did it actually take you till Jr. High to know how to masturbate.
User avatar #1340 to #1339 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
I didn't hit the erection part of puberty till 7th grade.
I thought I was a freak.
The first time I masturbated and came I got scared and called my mom.
User avatar #1341 to #1340 - chaoticlaw (08/16/2015) [-]
Holy **** , are ******* serious.

That had to be so ******* awkward for her.
User avatar #1342 to #1341 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
How do you think I felt?
I had ball goop all over my shirt while on the phone with my mom asking if I was going to die from tugging on my WEINER too hard.
User avatar #1343 to #1342 - chaoticlaw (08/16/2015) [-]
Actually, nevermind. She probably thought it was funny as **** . Especially with the way you're explaining it.
#1335 - logickid ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link
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#1333 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Would you?
User avatar #1336 to #1333 - chaoticlaw (08/15/2015) [-]
Ew, dude. Of course not.

That thing has tits. Which means it was some bitch cosplaying as Pearl.

Not the real deal.
User avatar #1337 to #1336 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Well I would.
Moaning turns me on.
User avatar #1334 to #1333 - logickid ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Hell yeah
User avatar #1332 - murrlogic (08/15/2015) [-]
Day 712

Chaotic Claw is still trying to convince his Gemfu their babies will be the master race

Pearl keeps telling the silly human she is indeed a Lesbian
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User avatar #1327 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#1321 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
When Ink makes you a little doodle for your birthday
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - chaoticlaw (08/10/2015) [-]
You are a **** . How ******* come you get a drawing, but when I ask, I get ******* nothing.
#1325 to #1322 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
NAH NAH NA-BOO BOO

what you ask for?
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - chaoticlaw (08/10/2015) [-]
Aladdin put in the Space Jam universe.
User avatar #1329 to #1326 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Well no **** he wouldn't draw that, if it's not lolis or moms he aint drawing **** .
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - chaoticlaw (08/12/2015) [-]
Well excuse me all to **** , I just wanted Aladdin to slam dunk over Shaq's bald ass head! Is that too much to ask!?
#1331 to #1330 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Just a little
Just a little
#1320 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Pearl is Lesbo

She does not have interests in anything Heterosexual

So no babies.
User avatar #1323 to #1320 - chaoticlaw (08/10/2015) [-]
Okay, BUT.

What if... babies.
#1324 to #1323 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Pearl would only make babies with Rose which is impossible since Gems don't have penises or vaginas.   
   
Why do you want babies from worst gem?
Pearl would only make babies with Rose which is impossible since Gems don't have penises or vaginas.

Why do you want babies from worst gem?
#1317 - murrlogic (08/09/2015) [-]
Loli Gems are not for sexual

See look at what you done to Sapphire.
User avatar #1318 to #1317 - chaoticlaw (08/09/2015) [-]
She's fiiiine. It's fiiiine. Everything's fiiiine.
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - murrlogic (08/09/2015) [-]
Half way done with Season 2

So...Ruby has fire powers and Sapphire has ice powers.

This explains why Garnet can withstand 2 extreme tempertures that are either below freezing or scorching hot.
#1313 - lilRican ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
First Colored text award

the feel is good
User avatar #1314 to #1313 - chaoticlaw (08/08/2015) [-]
I can give you mine, if you want.

I never use that **** anyways.
User avatar #1315 to #1314 - lilRican ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
>not using it to be a pallete color of your waifu

I m sorry I dont speak to normies
User avatar #1316 to #1315 - chaoticlaw (08/08/2015) [-]
Wow, okay, nevermind, you sassy bitch.
User avatar #1311 - lilRican ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
we're so close fayefoxart.storenvy.com/
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - chaoticlaw (08/07/2015) [-]
>no Steven

Yet so far.
#1290 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
Garnet might be my favorite gem and Opal might be my favorite fusion

Pearl is still awful tho. zaggystirdust won't draw me a picture of Pearl and Asami swordfighting

I wanted witty banter between them

>Pearl: What remarkable form...for a human
>Asami: You talk a big game for a rock.
User avatar #1291 to #1290 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
I won't draw it because you didn't ask me, ***** .
User avatar #1306 to #1291 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
Style #1 is my favorite.
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Seriously?

That was honestly my first complete drawing with the tablet.
And I thought it was pretty **** .

But if that's the way you want it I'll do it like that.
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
Draw my picture!
#1309 to #1308 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Only if you call me daddy.
User avatar #1310 to #1309 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
Salt.
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
Please draw it.

Please

PLEASE

please...
User avatar #1293 to #1292 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Well it would be nice to get away from these **** requests.

I'll give it a shot.

Just don't expect to be:
A) done quickly
B) good
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
that's what you get when you request work from a ****** artist
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
Let me show you my work and lets compare

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User avatar #1297 to #1296 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
You have a lot of different styles
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
All from different artists.
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
which one's yours?
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
None of them

These are all my drawings but they weren't drawn by me.
#1301 to #1300 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
>my drawings
>I didn't draw them

?
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
I bought them so they're mine but I did not draw them.
User avatar #1303 to #1302 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Well... I mean... I guess they are technically.

You've seen my work, right?
User avatar #1304 to #1303 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
No but I want to.
User avatar #1269 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
So like, I woke up from a nap, and like, had a great idea for a a drawing.
User avatar #1270 to #1269 - chaoticlaw (08/06/2015) [-]
Sweet dude, lay that **** on me.
User avatar #1277 to #1270 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Which is hotter?
Dom Jasper ordering you to **** her
Sub Jasper taking orders from you and responding with "sir" (because it's been documented that people of high positions enjoy being submissive sexually)

Need it for a middle school project.
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - chaoticlaw (08/06/2015) [-]
**** . That's a tough one.
Sub Jasper. There's plenty of both, but sub just feels right.

I think I remember that one. It has to do with shoving an egg up your bum to keep it warm, yeah?
#1280 to #1279 - chaoticlaw (08/06/2015) [-]
Well, looks like my middle school was a lot more fun than yours.
#1281 to #1280 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
SURELY, CANADIAN PUBLIC EDUCATION IS MORE PROGRESSIVE THAN OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM
#1282 to #1281 - chaoticlaw (08/06/2015) [-]
Don't diss The True North, fucboi.
#1283 to #1282 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
I live in the deep-ass south, Mexican community college is better than what we have here.
#1284 to #1283 - chaoticlaw (08/06/2015) [-]
So what you're saying to me here, is that Canada kicks your country's **** .
User avatar #1285 to #1284 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
*your country kicks my state's **** .

Anything else my country can do better.
#1286 to #1285 - chaoticlaw (08/06/2015) [-]
>implying







Canada is basically an updated version of America. Accept it.
User avatar #1287 to #1286 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Too bad your country lags behind where it really counts.

Cartoons
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - chaoticlaw (08/06/2015) [-]
That cuts deep, amigo.

Real ******* deep.
#1289 to #1288 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
*whipcrack*

User avatar #1272 to #1270 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Also maybe a birthday card for Lauren "Drop a Duke" Zuke
#1271 to #1270 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
So like...

Pearl laying on a man's lap, but red blue? from constant spanking, while she drools and licks the dude's other hand like slut.

But who's the man in this sensual congress?

MAYOR DEWEY
#1273 to #1271 - chaoticlaw (08/06/2015) [-]
Okay, for one.

Blue.

Two.

**** Dewey.
User avatar #1274 to #1273 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
" **** Dewey."

In time, dude, let them just do some foreplay.
#1275 to #1274 - chaoticlaw (08/06/2015) [-]
Listen, you witty **** little **** .
#1276 to #1275 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
I'll make all the Pewey porn that no one will appreciate except for me
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