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#43 - You ******* are crazy, I ******* ne…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sounds about right +20
#121 - lvlonemeepo (09/09/2014) [-]
That is probably the most adorable fucking thing I've ever fucking heard my God. How old are you two?
User avatar #123 - chaoticlaw (09/09/2014) [-]
We're both 19. Twins.
#126 - lvlonemeepo (09/10/2014) [-]
Awwwwwwww AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I wanna squeeze you both. Goddamn, Pic unrelated.
#85 - texaphyrin (09/09/2014) [-]
Go on....
User avatar #45 - thorsragnarok (09/09/2014) [-]
This sounds like the beginning of an incest story bud.
User avatar #118 - puffingpuffin (09/09/2014) [-]
...Go on.
#47 - chaoticlaw (09/09/2014) [-]
But of course.
#48 - thorsragnarok (09/09/2014) [-]
go on.
#49 - chaoticlaw (09/09/2014) [-]
k

dis one tim, me sis an i did seks togeter, i cam in her bely, it wos nice

da end
#50 - thorsragnarok (09/09/2014) [-]
das hot mayn
#51 - chaoticlaw (09/09/2014) [-]
thank
User avatar #52 - thorsragnarok (09/09/2014) [-]
Talk to you later, West Virginian.
User avatar #53 - chaoticlaw (09/09/2014) [-]
buh-bye
#87 - Good to have ya back, buddy. 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded +1
#7 - "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of t…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Canadian study +121
#40 - ainise (09/05/2014) [-]
I've been looking around for a while for the origination of this, and I haven't found it. Most sources I've found say that "Blood of the covenant" came around 20 - 40 years ago, and a German proverb basically saying this that dates back to the 1200s, however that exact quote - Do you have a source?
User avatar #39 - ieatbengay (09/05/2014) [-]
but unless you have a better reason for liking someone than them feeding you, giving you shelter, giving you education, etc, etc it's irrelevant
#36 - angelusprimus (09/05/2014) [-]
I am so getting tired of reading that shit.
That phrase, in that form was invented in 2005. They come from an interpretation written in 2005 by Albert Jack. Albert Jack has no degrees in any relevant fields and his "interpretations" have been laughed at by both linguists and historians.
In 19th century there was an book that described that arabs say "blood is thicker then milk" and then goes on explaining that Arabs in blood covenant consider that bond closer then those who were born of same mother.
Which is complete bullshit that ignorant Englishman wrote about people he didn't understand at all, since Arabs say "blood is thicker then milk" because they have difference between milk brothers and blood brothers, and it means that friendship is important, but blood relations more so.
The earliest mentions of "blood is thicker then water" in its original meaning come from 12th and 15th centuries. So this bullcrap "reinterpretation" is just painful to read when its claimed its a fact.
User avatar #19 - commontroll (09/05/2014) [-]
Too bad that's a bullshit fact from Tumblr.
User avatar #20 - tojimajia (09/05/2014) [-]
*me feeds the troll his dues
You are obviously trolling. this fact far before tumblr ever existed. please try to not be horrible at trolling and life.
User avatar #23 - commontroll (09/05/2014) [-]
Oh, and nowhere does it say your version numb nuts. Closest thing to it is "Blood runs thicker than holy water." Meaning family comes before even God, and that's from a Bulgarian mafia-esque show. Even the closest thing to your "fact" is the complete opposite. Viva la go fuck yourself.
User avatar #22 - commontroll (09/05/2014) [-]
The equivalent proverb in German (originally: Blut ist dicker als Wasser), first appeared in the medieval German beast epic Reinhart Fuchs (c. 1180 'Reynard the Fox') by Heinrich der Glîchezære, whose words in English read, 'Kin-blood is not spoilt by water.'

Taken right from Wikipedia. Some edgy bitch on Tumboner made that shit up and passed it off as fact. They're notorious for that, but even more notorious for gobbling it up and believing it. Do some research man.
User avatar #24 - MrPadre (09/05/2014) [-]
Even on the Wikipedia article it explains the other interpretations
User avatar #25 - commontroll (09/05/2014) [-]
Yes, a theory that was made up by a guy a few years ago, clearly those are the origins.

Christ man.
User avatar #26 - MrPadre (09/05/2014) [-]
A book from 1893 that says "Hey, us Westerners hold this view, but these other people over here see it this way" could be a reliable source from another interpretation
User avatar #27 - commontroll (09/05/2014) [-]
Ah yes, because the good ol' "Hey, even though we've said this and meant it in this way for literally hundreds of years, let's just say it's actually the other way around because another culture says otherwise!" way of going about things is wise.

It's bullshit to say that because another culture says it in one way, ours should mean that too. Arabs can keep their tit juice and blood saying and we can keep our blood and water one, and they will be different meanings because they are different cultures with different histories.
#18 - anon (09/05/2014) [-]
soo, wine > womb juice?
#12 - pitifulsoul (09/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - mrselfdestruct (09/05/2014) [-]
yep.
because friends are a bond made willingly.
to betray a bond made willingly is true douchebaggery
User avatar #10 - karson (09/05/2014) [-]
ya beat me to it, damn. I will say there is debate over whether or not this is the true quote or not, but still, i prefer to think that it is true.
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#16 - It's beautiful. 09/04/2014 on The best worst dub ever 0
#28 - He's not being hated on, he's being greeted. 09/03/2014 on hi +9
#2 - >dog and mailman on good terms  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Dogs +76
User avatar #12 - hopporto (09/02/2014) [-]
m8
User avatar #4 - Dember (09/02/2014) [-]
Mailmen who bring dog treats know what's up.
#66 - Green. … 09/02/2014 on (untitled) +2
#2 - For ***** sake, when pushing a door open doesn't … 09/02/2014 on Pull it 0
#2 - Appreciate it. 09/02/2014 on Luv, bruv 0
#29 - The irony of that statement. 09/01/2014 on Kim's a bitch +5
#18 - Bookmarked that **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Iwan Rheon +1
User avatar #19 - Zarakima (08/31/2014) [-]
Ah not sure it this works outside the UK but for misfits specifically this is the best place to watch it: www.channel4.com/programmes/misfits/4od#3018432
#16 - Yessssssssssss.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Iwan Rheon +1
User avatar #17 - Zarakima (08/31/2014) [-]
www.merdb.cn/tvshow/watch-25501-Misfits.html

Make sure you got adblocker. Also might have to click through 2 popups or so but yeah, good website for watching anything you can't be arsed to pirate/buy. First season is also arguably the best, although they're all great.
#18 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2014) [-]
Bookmarked that shit.
User avatar #19 - Zarakima (08/31/2014) [-]
Ah not sure it this works outside the UK but for misfits specifically this is the best place to watch it: www.channel4.com/programmes/misfits/4od#3018432
#14 - Misfits. Damn I'm good. 08/31/2014 on Iwan Rheon +3
#13 - I have no idea what the show is called, but I'll be damned if …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Iwan Rheon +3
User avatar #29 - MacTaylor (08/31/2014) [-]
Misfits.
Can be found on Hulu.

DONT CLICK IF NOT WANT SPOILERS
After the main characters left, I kinda lost interest. Except that one dude who had an other half.. he was cool..
#27 - anon (08/31/2014) [-]
misfits
User avatar #15 - Zarakima (08/31/2014) [-]
Great fucking show, highly recommend it. Want a link?
#16 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2014) [-]
Yessssssssssss.
User avatar #17 - Zarakima (08/31/2014) [-]
www.merdb.cn/tvshow/watch-25501-Misfits.html

Make sure you got adblocker. Also might have to click through 2 popups or so but yeah, good website for watching anything you can't be arsed to pirate/buy. First season is also arguably the best, although they're all great.
#18 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2014) [-]
Bookmarked that shit.
User avatar #19 - Zarakima (08/31/2014) [-]
Ah not sure it this works outside the UK but for misfits specifically this is the best place to watch it: www.channel4.com/programmes/misfits/4od#3018432
#14 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2014) [-]
Misfits. Damn I'm good.
#47 - Christ almighty, that's all that anime was. Drills, drills, an… 08/31/2014 on Beautiful drill loop +3
#26 - Not really wierd, just generally unheard of. … 08/31/2014 on Wild Internet +2
#35 - No. 08/31/2014 on Beautiful drill loop +2
#33 - Nuh-uh.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Beautiful drill loop +2
User avatar #34 - ieatpaste (08/31/2014) [-]
yep
User avatar #35 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2014) [-]
No.
#31 - Does it guzzle fuel like an Irish father guzzles whiskey? …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Beautiful drill loop +4
User avatar #32 - ieatpaste (08/31/2014) [-]
its a drill
User avatar #33 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2014) [-]
Nuh-uh.
User avatar #34 - ieatpaste (08/31/2014) [-]
yep
User avatar #35 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2014) [-]
No.
#172 - Manayakis better make some porn of those two. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Pine thingy +3
User avatar #205 - hentaisweetie (08/31/2014) [-]
manyakis*
User avatar #187 - raynagrimm (08/31/2014) [-]
i think on the post with the one that had the nipple biting someone posted a link of a r34 comic that was on shadbase
so its out there
#3 - HFW they actually ask him.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on And that kids, is how I met... +51
#7 - stellermeerkat (08/31/2014) [-]
Th-thanks you too.
User avatar #4 - reican (08/30/2014) [-]
The very night the girl next door is gone and her boyfriend is cheating with her with another dude.
well he better be OP
#15 - >2014 >calling that a drill >be…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Beautiful drill loop +16
#46 - gamagoriira (08/31/2014) [-]
>2014
>calling that a drill
>being that casual

I bet you don't even create the heavens faggot JK I love you.
#47 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2014) [-]
Christ almighty, that's all that anime was. Drills, drills, and more fucking drills.



















It was a thing of goddamned beauty.
User avatar #21 - ieatpaste (08/30/2014) [-]
that is an idexable drill
#31 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2014) [-]
Does it guzzle fuel like an Irish father guzzles whiskey?

Can it withstand enormous amounts of damage from elemental sources?

Can it be used to deflect any oncoming projectiles or enemy fire?

Can it be attached to the right arm using a latching mechanism for more accessible use?

Does a massive behemoth wearing an oceanic diving suit use it to massacre unwanted assailants?

Could it be used to cause an immense amount of devastation to a hulking guardian whose only purpose in life is to protect a little girl?

Does it reside in an underwater city, made by a man with an ideal too great for humanity to except?

Does it exist in a universe where humans can genetically change their own DNA, transforming them into something more than human, but also something less?

Can it give me an erection so indescribably massive, that if I were to turn even a meager 3°, it would collide with the sun?






If it doesn't fit any of these criteria, I do not consider it a drill.
User avatar #32 - ieatpaste (08/31/2014) [-]
its a drill
User avatar #33 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2014) [-]
Nuh-uh.
User avatar #34 - ieatpaste (08/31/2014) [-]
yep
User avatar #35 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2014) [-]
No.
#20 - He'll likely be alone as well. … 08/29/2014 on (untitled) 0
#58 - Absolutely not, it'd be bad if you didn't know. …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on the dangers of being TOO COOL +13
#91 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Well, that was quite nice.
#67 - ixathejanitor (08/28/2014) [-]
I've been searching for this for ages.
#59 - zahidlol (08/28/2014) [-]
thanks man, i haven't seen it in a while. now excuse me while i read again.
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User avatar #15 - aerosol ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Has Steven Universe gotten any better? It was off to a slow start last I checked.
#16 to #15 - chaoticlaw (10/22/2014) [-]
It's gotten a lot more in depth. Crystal Gems are shown to be sorta cunts, and they might be a dying race. It's pretty ******* rad.
User avatar #14 - lordgeneral (08/03/2014) [-]
so uh... when's that... stuff going down

don't judge my fetishes
User avatar #10 - hellomynameisbill (06/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to be straight up.


Is your twin sister hot?
User avatar #11 to #10 - chaoticlaw (06/19/2014) [-]
Yeah.
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