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#518 - murrlogic ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYRcAKYYEG4

I can't stop thinking about Big Buff Cheeto Puff.
#519 to #518 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Good.
User avatar #520 to #519 - murrlogic ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
I don't even watch the show and I wanna Snu Snu her

Blue Water Cunt is literally my ass the character.
#507 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Hello.
#508 to #507 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Hiya.
#509 to #508 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
What's up?
#510 to #509 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Well, I was playing Garry's mod not too long ago, but after seeing that image, I'm probably gonna go masturbate.
#511 to #510 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
To Garnet's ripe asshole?
#512 to #511 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
As always.
#513 to #512 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Always thinking with your dick   
   
how was GMOD?
Always thinking with your dick

how was GMOD?
#514 to #513 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Good, was on a Murderer server with a lot of trusting people, so it worked out rather well.
User avatar #515 to #514 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Speaking of Murdering

Killing Floor 2...
User avatar #516 to #515 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Never played it, any good?
User avatar #517 to #516 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Sorta like tower defense.

Its got a great modding community.
#505 - elsanna ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
So I may

or may not

Have finally started watching Steven Universe.

Oh geez, RIP my free time till the marathon is done.
#506 to #505 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Things like I hope they will, you won't have any free time even after the marathon.
#496 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=270i5RCd4qY

Banjo Tooie has some kickass tunes.
User avatar #497 to #496 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
I don't understand the point of the video, but I absolutely love some Banjo Tooie.
#498 to #497 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
The point is how catchy the music is.
User avatar #499 to #498 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Oh, well then that's good **** .
#500 to #499 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Anywho what's up?
Anywho what's up?
User avatar #501 to #500 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Nothing really, had a dentist appointment, but that's it. You?
#502 to #501 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Watched Wrestling, Watching Let's Play's, worked on Asami art

did you get your wisdom teeth pulled.
User avatar #503 to #502 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Nah, I pulled those out when I was younger. Just a routine checkup.
User avatar #504 to #503 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Even still they scrape **** off your teeth.
#493 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #494 to #493 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Is that Korra as a subservient maid for Asami.

Cause if so, that's great.
User avatar #495 to #494 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
One of many to come. Next one involves her cleaning a toilet.
#488 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
#489 to #488 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
She looks sorta slutty. I love it.
User avatar #490 to #489 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
That was intentional. I told the artist "I want you to make her as hetero as possible."

>Hetero? But isn't she a...
>NO! No she isn't do what I say he's $20

He be like

>I mean YES. Yes she is totally hetero. I'll make her so hetero that she couldn't be anymore hetero unless I drew her a "I love dicks so ******* much" shirt for her to wear.
User avatar #491 to #490 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Money talks, as evidenced by both the drawing and the artist.
User avatar #492 to #491 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
You're correct. With money you can draw whatever you want or make them say whatever you want

that feeling of imaginary power to hide the fact you're a total loser.
#475 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
God bless Gay Space Rock comps

we were given the impression Sir Steven was having fun thinking Pearl wouldn't find out
User avatar #476 to #475 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
The SU influx was really unexpected, to be honest. Seeing these comps so often is good **** to me. Though to be truthful, the stuff I've seen in the comps I a;ready had saved.
User avatar #477 to #476 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
I need your knowledge

The blue bitch her name starts with an L. Is she being held captive because apparently she's with Team Steven

One of the pics in the comp was Steven in a diving suit saying he was gonna save her and Pearl picked him up and said "What did I tell you about having fun."

Then Steven yells in defeat. No idea what this meant but I was still laughing.
User avatar #478 to #477 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Blue Bitch aka Lapis tricks her recently defeated captor, Cheesy Buff Body aka Jasper into fusing with her so as to trap her undersea, since Blue Bitch's abilities revolve solely around water. In the comic, Murdercock Jr. aka Steven tries to go down and save Blue Bitch from such torment, but his progress is halted by Bird Momma and The African Amazon.
User avatar #479 to #478 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Any reason why?

You'd think they try and get her back. Also

>The state of your names

Your names are better.
User avatar #480 to #479 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
They don't want him doing anything unsafe.

Despite the fact that he's saved their **** so often that I am 100% sure they'd have gotten ****** over without him.
User avatar #481 to #480 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
>Unsafe

Everything is unsafe for Pearl. Why the **** does this bitch not have a paper bag to breathe in and out of every episode
User avatar #482 to #481 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Cause Gem's don't breath. They just constantly freak the **** out over insignificant things.
User avatar #483 to #482 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Garnet never freaks out. Ever. She's like Drax fro GotG she has slow ass reflexes

Amathyst is retarded and likes being in danger all the time.
User avatar #484 to #483 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
They all have these little quirks that annoy the everliving **** outta me.

And I love them all so goddamned much for them, like **** , man.
User avatar #485 to #484 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Your dick loves them all

Pearl Tight Puss

Garnet Ripe Asshole

Amathyst Loli buttcheeks.
User avatar #486 to #485 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
That reminds me, I haven't fapped today.
User avatar #487 to #486 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
RIPE

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User avatar #466 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
I hate being sick.
User avatar #467 to #466 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Who gets sick anymore.

That's so 2005.
User avatar #468 to #467 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Pearl pls

I'm gonna cough on everything so I can trigger you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Jokes on you, I took Gun Safety courses.
User avatar #470 to #469 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Outside of me being sick sup?
User avatar #471 to #470 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Nothing much, just got back from Tennessee. **** was ******* beautiful. You?
#472 to #471 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
How was Hillbilly Shotgun Burger Redneck land?

Working on Art as usual.
User avatar #473 to #472 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
I was too high up in the mountainous places to see any rednecks. So **** was fire.

Seeing Asami as a crazy bitch is hilarious.
#474 to #473 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
I agree. You don't see a lot of rich billionaire women aggressively going out of their way to buy things just to destroy them and build something on top of them

Asami would be much more fun that way.
#464 - kevintothemax ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Hey i bet you don't have anything like this.








Git Gud
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User avatar #458 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Steven's Universe has some pretty kickass fight scenes would you agree?
User avatar #459 to #458 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's fight scenes are pretty akin to most animu **** , but is able keep it's own taste to it. My favorite was the Strong For You fight.
User avatar #460 to #459 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
That fight was gay. Garnet cheated

>Singing to distract in order to win fights

Yellow Diamond did nothing wrong.
User avatar #461 to #460 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
You're gay.

Diamond a bitch.
User avatar #462 to #461 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Garnet's ripe asshole.
#457 - missorangejews (04/14/2015) [-]
Why hello bby
User avatar #450 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
What other shows do you like?
User avatar #451 to #450 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
Do they have to be current, or can they be some oldie type deals?
User avatar #452 to #451 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
Whatever you like.
User avatar #453 to #452 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
Well **** , let's see.

I like Cowboy Bebop, Megas XLR, Game of Thrones, Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade, that one show with that guy who's arm was alive or some **** , The Avatar Series, Trigun, and tons of other nerd **** that I can't remember at the moment.
#454 to #453 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I only know some of these

Speaking of the Avatar Series. My new comic is almost done.
User avatar #455 to #454 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Oh **** , when do you think you'll finish it?

It looks kinda interesting, so I've been wondering how it's going.
User avatar #456 to #455 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Hopefully Wednesday. The goal in this is to make Asami look hopelessly damaged and she expresses it in her art projects.
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User avatar #407 to #406 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Better question: Have I ever not cranked one out while watchin my fav show.
User avatar #443 to #407 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Every gem can't make you hard that makes it a problem
User avatar #444 to #443 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
What.

How.
User avatar #445 to #444 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Pick 1 waifu and ignore all the rest.

Pearl is your waifu.
User avatar #446 to #445 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
I'd argue if you weren't right.
User avatar #447 to #446 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
>Implying it won't stop you from arguing

>No u. All gems are best waifus my dick said so.
User avatar #448 to #447 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Well, I mean.

Yeah. They'd fall the **** apart of it won't for Steven, tho.
User avatar #433 to #407 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
And yet she is still less freakish than Garnet or Amathyst
User avatar #434 to #433 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
She's definitely more normal looking than Amethyst, but Garnet just looks like a tall black chick. With a huge ass.

A massive ass.
User avatar #435 to #434 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Which makes the dick hard.
User avatar #436 to #435 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Mine especially.
User avatar #437 to #436 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
What about Rosa

Is she obese or just thick?
User avatar #438 to #437 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Well, she's thinner before she had Steven, but even then she's pretty ******* big.

Not fat, but Jesus Christ, she's practically an Amazonian. So I'd say thick. With huge tits.

Massive tits.
User avatar #439 to #438 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Green Dorito is your favorite gem isn't it?
User avatar #440 to #439 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
**** no. Steven's the best gem in the show, and he's not even a full-gem.

I do like her, though. I'm excited for the stuff they have planned for her.
User avatar #441 to #440 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
You hush. Any gem that makes you hard is best gem.
User avatar #442 to #441 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
So every gem is best gem?
User avatar #408 to #407 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Cranked one out to whom?
User avatar #409 to #408 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
All of them, at least once.
User avatar #410 to #409 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
How?

Garnet and Amathyst aren't hot.
User avatar #411 to #410 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
**** you mean, they're all hot as fire. And Garnet's made out of two lolis.


Two lolis.
User avatar #412 to #411 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
>He faps to Loli's

Doomonyou is gonna kill you.
User avatar #418 to #412 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Well he better prep, cause I'll **** 'em up.

Loli for life.
User avatar #421 to #418 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
How the **** do you fap to Amathyst?
#425 to #421 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
I like shortstacks. Like the thought of *********** them.
User avatar #427 to #425 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
I thought you'd only fap to Pearl?
User avatar #430 to #427 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
I fap to almost everything.

Pearl just takes up a large majority of my fap-time, since she's so ******* cute.
User avatar #431 to #430 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
And the normalest ******* gem out of all of them

She looks like a typical nerdy white girl.
User avatar #432 to #431 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
With a nose like that? She's almost a bird.

I basically fap to a bird every day.
#413 to #412 - Doomonyou (04/12/2015) [-]
Its not my business what he does with those "lolis".    
As long as he keeps it in his pants around mine.
Its not my business what he does with those "lolis".
As long as he keeps it in his pants around mine.
User avatar #414 to #413 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
But all Loli's are yours?
#415 to #414 - Doomonyou (04/12/2015) [-]
A large majority yes, but not all of them.
User avatar #416 to #415 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
All Loli's will SOON be yours.
User avatar #417 to #416 - Doomonyou (04/12/2015) [-]
I hope so.
User avatar #419 to #417 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
>Hope

Is that doubt I am hearing?
User avatar #420 to #419 - Doomonyou (04/12/2015) [-]
Well some people aren't very willing to give up there lolis.
User avatar #422 to #420 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
W-What are you recommending?
User avatar #423 to #422 - Doomonyou (04/12/2015) [-]
Tactical persuasion.
User avatar #424 to #423 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Meaning?
User avatar #426 to #424 - Doomonyou (04/12/2015) [-]
Make the lolis wanna be with me and not the original "owner"
User avatar #428 to #426 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
That sounds like Stealing.
User avatar #429 to #428 - Doomonyou (04/12/2015) [-]
Thats plan c.
#404 - johrny (04/11/2015) [-]
You did not prepared me for the feels in "So Many Birthdays"

WhyMustYouHurtMeThisWay.jpg
User avatar #391 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Hello.
#392 to #391 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
How ya doing, sweetums?
#403 to #392 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Don't get me wrong Pearl is hot but she loves and appreciates nature hence why one of her favorite things on earth was the peach blossom tree she grew   
   
You can't really see Pearl driving a Hummer and being a bitch to mother earth   
   
Not like I can with Asami.
Don't get me wrong Pearl is hot but she loves and appreciates nature hence why one of her favorite things on earth was the peach blossom tree she grew

You can't really see Pearl driving a Hummer and being a bitch to mother earth

Not like I can with Asami.
User avatar #393 to #392 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Your friend seemed to get rock hard at the thought of a new episode.
User avatar #394 to #393 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
What, victhree? If you're a legit fan of the show, you get hyped for every episode, even if it's just filler.
#395 to #394 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Sounded like me watching LoK   
   
Or me now watching MiB Animated.
Sounded like me watching LoK

Or me now watching MiB Animated.
User avatar #396 to #395 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I never thought I'd ever hear the words MiB Animated ever again. You use that gif a lot, and it's strangely erotic.
User avatar #397 to #396 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
MiB animated is disgustingly well written. I've never seen a group of Voice Actors legit look like they're having fun speaking every single word

>What does K stand for?
>My buddies used to call me Slick
>Slick does NOT begin with K

I'm into weird kink. You should have seen what I had recently commissioned You need to login to view this link
User avatar #398 to #397 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
It's the old **** like MiB Animated, Megas XLR, and Batman Beyond that really gets my nostalgia levels up.

You got a sandwich kink? That's oddly specific. Still, it's a lot tamer than most **** I've come across.
#399 to #398 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Not really but its pretty hot. Bleached, Soft White Bread is extremely erotic.

I have a destruction fetish. Rich girls with insatiable appetites.

#400 to #399 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I'm right behind you on the destruction fetish. Crazy rich girls ******* **** up is awesome.
User avatar #401 to #400 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
But you don't have that in Steven's Universe

There isn't really any waifus in that show that fit my description.
User avatar #402 to #401 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I'd say Jasper, but she's mainly just a destructive muscle-girl. Garnet's tamer, but could never pass as a rich chick. Pearl could, but she has little to no destructive tendencies.

**** , I really don't.
#388 - victhree (04/09/2015) [-]
****** WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONLINE

STORY FOR STEVEN'S AIRING LIKE RIGHT ******* NOW
#389 to #388 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Like I'd ******* miss a single episode, you better learn ************ .
#390 to #389 - victhree (04/09/2015) [-]
I should've thought ******* better of you. ******* excuse me.
User avatar #380 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Morning.
User avatar #381 to #380 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Gooood morning.


How it be, man?
User avatar #382 to #381 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Just woke up.

How's things?
User avatar #383 to #382 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Pretty rockin, just got home not too long ago. You just woke up? Man, you get up late, dood.
User avatar #384 to #383 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
It's 10:30.
User avatar #385 to #384 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
It's like 2:00 where I am.


10:30 ain't bad at all.
User avatar #386 to #385 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
AM or PM?
User avatar #387 to #386 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
PM. You?
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#376 to #375 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
Hey, buby, how ya been.
User avatar #377 to #376 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
I'm into some weird kink

When I am writing dialogue down for scripts I write down **** that sounds like the babbling of a mad person

But to me its the hottest **** in the world.
User avatar #378 to #377 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
That's how porn works, right? Just make porn and you'll be peachy keen.
User avatar #379 to #378 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
But the stuff I do by definition doesn't classify as porn for it is only sexual to me.
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