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latest user's comments

#1480 - God, it's great how lovely the world is at times. 3 hours ago on chaoticlaw's profile 0
#18 - God bless you. 3 hours ago on MGSV reviews are looking good. 0
#41 - Goddamn, I'm really ******* enjoy having you here. 4 hours ago on Guy Says All Lives Matter... +5
#1478 - Nyesss, just as planned. 4 hours ago on chaoticlaw's profile 0
#220 - The new Freelancer project is looking pretty good. 4 hours ago on halo 5 looks amazing +2
#48 - Might as well start smoking. I've already got cancer. 7 hours ago on The most cringiest... 0
#127 - Take the whole trans **** out, and it'd be a maybe for me. 8 hours ago on Gen Zed 0
#39 - Wow. That's actually pretty legit. 8 hours ago on Anon meets a milf at the gym 0
#10 - It's so ******* awful, yet so ******* funny.  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Damn It Jared +120
User avatar #21 - jamesten (6 hours ago) [-]
is he playing kirby?
he's using the dpad
#24 - mitdwit (5 hours ago) [-]
You reminded me o a great thing, thank you.
I'm going to go do that thing now.
#35 - Do people really get off to the thought of ******* some…  [+] (5 new replies) 8 hours ago on Anon meets a milf at the gym 0
User avatar #37 - chuca (8 hours ago) [-]
I have yet to find something that didn't turn at least one person on.
#56 - wltwitch (6 hours ago) [-]
Robby the Robot fucking a bunny and getting Michael Bolton's butterscotch enema discharged into his mouth that was thrown up by Steve Perry.

how bout that?
User avatar #72 - chuca (5 hours ago) [-]
Who doesn't get turned on by that?
User avatar #39 - chaoticlaw (8 hours ago) [-]
Wow.

That's actually pretty legit.
#36 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
We don't get off to the thought of fucking people we're related to, we get off on the thought of other people fucking people they're related to.

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#1479 - kevintothemax (3 hours ago) [-]
>be me
>working at Ben and Jerrys
>new girl comes in
>0/10 hamplanet
>ask her if she just got out of highschool
>says she has her masters
>I say in what
>she responds "Women's Studies"
>mfw her masters landed her a job at an ice cream place
User avatar #1480 to #1479 - chaoticlaw (3 hours ago) [-]
God, it's great how lovely the world is at times.
#1465 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
>she will never
User avatar #1466 to #1465 - chaoticlaw (15 hours ago) [-]
Never what?

Never what!?
#1467 to #1466 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
>be real
#1468 to #1467 - chaoticlaw (15 hours ago) [-]
Why would you ******* do that.
#1469 to #1468 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Because I don't want to be the only one suffering
User avatar #1470 to #1469 - chaoticlaw (15 hours ago) [-]
You are a **** , Zaggy.

A shiiiiit.
#1471 to #1470 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
I know
Also today is the day I can meet daddy Boss senpai
User avatar #1472 to #1471 - chaoticlaw (14 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna wait till tomorrow. Let the line go down.
User avatar #1473 to #1472 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
It took them 15 minutes to find my order.
User avatar #1474 to #1473 - chaoticlaw (14 hours ago) [-]
******* what.

How the **** .

That's not ******* possible.

**** .
#1475 to #1474 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
Idk
They gave me gears of war at first and I was like "uh, this is the wrong one..."

Damn, now you got me thinking of what my life would be like if I dated a 7ft Amazonian gal
User avatar #1476 to #1475 - chaoticlaw (9 hours ago) [-]
It'd be ******* heaven, that's what it'd be like.
User avatar #1477 to #1476 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
**** you
Now in got that banana song by dj Dicks stuck in my head.
#1478 to #1477 - chaoticlaw (4 hours ago) [-]
Nyesss, just as planned.
User avatar #1436 - venomousvalentine (08/31/2015) [-]
hihih
User avatar #1437 to #1436 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
Well hey, there, venom. Whatcha been up to?
User avatar #1438 to #1437 - venomousvalentine (08/31/2015) [-]
games and stuffs. you?
User avatar #1439 to #1438 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
Same, been trying to beat sis at Smash without using my main.

It's a ******* pain.
User avatar #1440 to #1439 - venomousvalentine (08/31/2015) [-]
Oh yeah. I play smash with Tapeworms and she always beats my ass...
#1442 to #1440 - tapeworms ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
In many ways.
User avatar #1448 to #1442 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
So I heard you like shota.

Just gayboi shota, or what.
User avatar #1452 to #1448 - tapeworms ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
You heard that like two minutes ago. I just like watching Lucas get the **** beat out of him actually. Jk. Not necessarily, I just like cute things.
I also use Shulk in Smash.
User avatar #1454 to #1452 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
Do you have any idea how disappointing that is. I thought I had somebody to talk about straight shota with. This is ******* devastating.

Game and Watch for life.
User avatar #1461 to #1454 - tapeworms ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
I love all shotas, you discriminant swine. More like Gay and Watch
User avatar #1462 to #1461 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
Don't you ******* talk **** about my go to, patty flipping, badass. I'd ******* stomp you **** , punk.
User avatar #1464 to #1462 - tapeworms ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
I'll pump ya silly, and I'd likr to see you try.
User avatar #1441 to #1440 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
What's her main? Bet it's either Lucina or Palutena.

You play her online?
User avatar #1444 to #1441 - venomousvalentine (08/31/2015) [-]
oh um, its lucas cause she likes shotas.
User avatar #1447 to #1444 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
WAIT, SHE LIKES WHAT.
User avatar #1443 to #1441 - venomousvalentine (08/31/2015) [-]
No she brought her wii over.
User avatar #1446 to #1443 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
Oh **** , didn't know you guys knew each other that well. Ya'll **** on the DL?
User avatar #1450 to #1449 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
That's code for, " **** yes we do.", right? Can't tell no one, huh? I got you.
User avatar #1453 to #1450 - tapeworms ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
No rly
User avatar #1456 to #1453 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
Shhshshshshh, it's okay, I won't tell nobody.
User avatar #1455 to #1451 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
Who is that, by the way. You post her pretty frequently, but I have no ******* clue who she is.
User avatar #1458 to #1457 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
This isn't a horror manga in the guise of a cheesecake one, is it.
User avatar #1459 to #1458 - venomousvalentine (08/31/2015) [-]
Kinda. Its horror, funny, and cute.
read it.
User avatar #1463 to #1459 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
I'm on the second goddamned chapter, and I can already ******* tell I'm gonna enjoy this.
User avatar #1460 to #1459 - chaoticlaw (08/31/2015) [-]
Sweet, I'll check it out.
#1425 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
>getting to the end of a series and only your favorite characters survive
#1426 to #1425 - chaoticlaw (08/29/2015) [-]
>getting to the end of a series and only your least favorite characters survive
User avatar #1427 to #1426 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Has that ever happened?
User avatar #1428 to #1427 - chaoticlaw (08/29/2015) [-]
Too many times.
User avatar #1429 to #1428 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
name one
User avatar #1430 to #1429 - chaoticlaw (08/29/2015) [-]
The characters, or the shows?
User avatar #1431 to #1430 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
both
User avatar #1432 to #1431 - chaoticlaw (08/29/2015) [-]
Gurren Lagann was a big one, Kamina was the only character I actually even liked.
#1433 to #1432 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Well I just finished Stardust Crusaders and I am glad as **** my favorites survived.
User avatar #1434 to #1433 - chaoticlaw (08/29/2015) [-]
Christ, I'm not even off the second episode. I've been drowning in recommended animu.
#1419 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
>when you really want to draw something but you know it'll turn out **** and you're afraid to do it.
User avatar #1435 to #1419 - aerosol (08/30/2015) [-]
I tried that once. I regret every minuet wasted...
#1420 to #1419 - chaoticlaw (08/28/2015) [-]
JUST DO IIIIIIIIT.
#1421 to #1420 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
But it looks soooo good in my head and it's gonna look soooo bad if I actually make it.
User avatar #1422 to #1421 - chaoticlaw (08/28/2015) [-]
It'll look good when you make it too. You've got more ******* talent then you give yourself credit for.

So ******* draw that **** , you cunt.
User avatar #1423 to #1422 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Alright fine, I'll do it!
And when I'm done I'll work on that JaperxAnon one and then that other Jasper one.
User avatar #1424 to #1423 - chaoticlaw (08/28/2015) [-]
You do it at your own pace, lover-boy. Don't you ******* dare rush yourself.
#1406 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
I don't know if I wanna find a sweetheart or a hot momma but all I keep running into are fly honnies.
User avatar #1407 to #1406 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2015) [-]
What's wrong with fly honnies? They hop on you like rabbits gettin carrots.
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Yeah but they're a dime a dozen and they ain't worth the nickels in my piggy bank.
User avatar #1409 to #1408 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2015) [-]
If they're a dime a dozen, even a few nickels will give you a small harem.

Or you could find an amazonian MILF. Those aren't too hard to find.
User avatar #1410 to #1409 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
I am so ready to just make an account on that cougar dating site.

**** it, I'll play with her kids by day then play with her tiddy by night.
User avatar #1411 to #1410 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2015) [-]
Tiddy, as in singular tit?

What the **** happened to the other one.
User avatar #1412 to #1411 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
I assume being occupied by the child.

She is a mother after all.
User avatar #1413 to #1412 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2015) [-]
While playing with one titty, you let a child occupy the other?

How noble.
User avatar #1414 to #1413 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Gotta feed the family.

But in all seriousness I was referring to weather or not I should settle down with a girl (a sweetheart) or just go let my dick fall into a vargooba (a hot momma).
User avatar #1415 to #1414 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2015) [-]
Sweetheart.

As much as I'd love for you to finally **** some chick, it should be at least a little special.
#1416 to #1415 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Ugh.
Just wish my standards weren't too high for that.
When it comes to just ******* I'll do almost anyone.

Ugh, where are the cute art girls at?
#1417 to #1416 - chaoticlaw (08/26/2015) [-]
Out getting ****** by moi.
#1418 to #1417 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
And here I am just jacking off to my own stick figure drawings.
User avatar #1395 to #1374 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
Alright, your turn.

Be completely honest, no judging here.
#1375 to #1374 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
Hey, baby. How you doing?
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - venomousvalentine (08/22/2015) [-]
im okie. youu?
User avatar #1377 to #1376 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
****** good, certainly can't complain.
User avatar #1379 to #1378 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
So whatchu up to, bae? Lay some ******* deets on me, homeboi.
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
Talk about **** , dood. I'm always down for a good convo.
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - venomousvalentine (08/22/2015) [-]
oh. Im playing league and stuffs. you?
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
****** around on Warframe. Who do you main on league?

You say Ahri, and we're done.
User avatar #1384 to #1383 - venomousvalentine (08/22/2015) [-]
Soraka.
Also waframe is fun.
User avatar #1385 to #1384 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
Hell yeah, it is.
I could never play Soraka. I've always kept with Fighter Champions.
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - venomousvalentine (08/22/2015) [-]
Im good with most supports.
User avatar #1387 to #1386 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
******* how.

The patience needed to do well with a support in League is far beyond my caliber.
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - venomousvalentine (08/22/2015) [-]
Its pretty easy/
User avatar #1389 to #1388 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
You tryna say I'm dumb. We'll ******* fight.
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
Don't worry, babe.

I could never hurt you~.
User avatar #1392 to #1391 - venomousvalentine (08/22/2015) [-]
hehe. so tell me about you
#1393 to #1392 - chaoticlaw (08/22/2015) [-]
Well, despite what you may think, I'm not actually a guy. In reality I'm a multi-tongued bipolar star freighter with detachable cup-holders.
User avatar #1394 to #1393 - venomousvalentine (08/22/2015) [-]
Cupholders are nice.
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User avatar #1358 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Alright, now I need your advice.
User avatar #1364 to #1358 - advice ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
what's bothering you man? i got'chu
User avatar #1359 to #1358 - chaoticlaw (08/20/2015) [-]
No way, fag. Jk. Any ******* time, dood, whatcha need?
User avatar #1396 to #1359 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
yo, can you do something for me?
User avatar #1397 to #1396 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Dickpics? Sure, not a problem.
User avatar #1398 to #1397 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
How's this look so far?

imgur.com/NymfOa2

found it unfinished and I think I'l just add the background and the stripes.
Anything that you think should be worked on or added?
User avatar #1399 to #1398 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
The left knee needs a little work, makes the thigh look like it's separated form the calf.

Other than that, it looks totally fine. Add the background and the stripes, and you'll be on your merry way.
User avatar #1400 to #1399 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
How so?
Should I move it close or smooth out something?
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Smoothing it out should work well. It just looks a little disjointed is all.
User avatar #1403 to #1402 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Yee, that's a bit better.

When ya gonna work on the background and **** ?
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Once I do the stripes
Or now
idk I'm still shifty with straight lines so I'm trying to avoid it
#1405 to #1404 - chaoticlaw (08/23/2015) [-]
Do it now, you lazy **** .
User avatar #1360 to #1359 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Remember that girl I wasn't sure about who was my friend's ex?
User avatar #1361 to #1360 - chaoticlaw (08/20/2015) [-]
Oh **** , yeah I remember.
#1362 to #1361 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
I told my friend about it.
We were talking about getting laid (like a couple of dudes *high five*) and I mentioned I got into some outdoor fourplay near some cops.
He was impressed and asked who it was but I said I'd tell him later.
Then I asked, "Would you tell me whoever you messed around with?"
"Dude, **** yeah."
"Even if it was my ex."
"Yeah, sure."
"Or my mom?"
"... Yeah, I'd be honest about it."
"So you'd tell me if you ****** my ex?"
"Yeah, man."
"Okay good because it was your ex."
"Oh... dude, niiice."

So long story short, I told him about it and he seemed pretty supportive of it and said I should go for it.
Funny thing, we had a few weeks of not talking or anything, but as soon as we were having the discussion she texts me about coming with her to an event.

Idk, man, should I go for it?
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - chaoticlaw (08/20/2015) [-]
Yes, yes you ******* should, Zaggs. I swear to god if you don't bust a nut in her mouth by the end of whatever ******* event you two are going on, I will shove my entire arm up your ass.

The whole ******* arm, Zaggy.

So you better ******* do it, dude.
#1368 to #1363 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
>tfw she has half-naked animo girls on her walls and a hentai dvd collection in her closet
User avatar #1369 to #1368 - chaoticlaw (08/21/2015) [-]
**** .

HER.

plz
User avatar #1370 to #1369 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
In time, ***** .
I want to build trust with her and wait until I know that she's the one.
User avatar #1371 to #1370 - chaoticlaw (08/21/2015) [-]
Okay, but you better **** her.
User avatar #1372 to #1371 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
[small]I will, ***** , I will.[small]
#1365 to #1363 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Getting a girlfriend
Or getting fisted by daddy

Win/Win
User avatar #1366 to #1365 - chaoticlaw (08/20/2015) [-]
I'll give you a double dicking if you go out with her.
#1367 to #1366 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Yes, daddy!
Right away, daddy!
User avatar #1344 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
So how's that situation working out?
User avatar #1345 to #1344 - chaoticlaw (08/18/2015) [-]
We've set **** up for her to come down, but it'll probably take a bit. Agents weren't all that thrilled about giving her over to me, but they can't do **** about it, so **** them. I'm not gonna lie, I'm sorta ******* nervous. I haven't seen her in person for a few years, so it'll be weird.
User avatar #1346 to #1345 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
I'm sure it'll be uncomfortable at first.
Is this gonna be a burden on your part or for anyone?
User avatar #1347 to #1346 - chaoticlaw (08/18/2015) [-]
Nah, certainly not us. We got plenty for her. She's probably scared as **** , though.
User avatar #1348 to #1347 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
I'd be too if I was moving in with a guy and his sister all the way in another country
User avatar #1349 to #1348 - chaoticlaw (08/19/2015) [-]
She knows us real well, but she's barely even ******* heard of how Canada is. I hope she'll be okay.

So how ya been, Z?
User avatar #1350 to #1349 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
I'm still really interested in how you guys met.

I've been good.
Just moved into my new dorm, met my gay, black roommate.
User avatar #1351 to #1350 - chaoticlaw (08/19/2015) [-]
Gay, AND black?

Looks like you two got fun times ahead.
User avatar #1352 to #1351 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
I knew you'd say something like that.
User avatar #1353 to #1352 - chaoticlaw (08/19/2015) [-]
Ya'll ******* yet, cause I'll need a video, if so.
#1354 to #1353 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
You know damn well I'm saving my anal virginity for my freak of a wife.
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - chaoticlaw (08/19/2015) [-]
I'll be your wife for a chance a that bodacious booty.
#1356 to #1355 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
unless you have tits than no thank you
#1357 to #1356 - chaoticlaw (08/19/2015) [-]
I could get some. plz
#1338 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
>When your dad starts using your old laptop from jr. High and you remember all the weird porn you saved on there at the time because you just started to learn to masturbate.

User avatar #1339 to #1338 - chaoticlaw (08/16/2015) [-]
Did it actually take you till Jr. High to know how to masturbate.
User avatar #1340 to #1339 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
I didn't hit the erection part of puberty till 7th grade.
I thought I was a freak.
The first time I masturbated and came I got scared and called my mom.
User avatar #1341 to #1340 - chaoticlaw (08/16/2015) [-]
Holy **** , are ******* serious.

That had to be so ******* awkward for her.
User avatar #1342 to #1341 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
How do you think I felt?
I had ball goop all over my shirt while on the phone with my mom asking if I was going to die from tugging on my WEINER too hard.
User avatar #1343 to #1342 - chaoticlaw (08/16/2015) [-]
Actually, nevermind. She probably thought it was funny as **** . Especially with the way you're explaining it.
#1335 - logickid (08/15/2015) [-]
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#1333 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Would you?
User avatar #1336 to #1333 - chaoticlaw (08/15/2015) [-]
Ew, dude. Of course not.

That thing has tits. Which means it was some bitch cosplaying as Pearl.

Not the real deal.
User avatar #1337 to #1336 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Well I would.
Moaning turns me on.
User avatar #1334 to #1333 - logickid (08/15/2015) [-]
Hell yeah
User avatar #1332 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Day 712

Chaotic Claw is still trying to convince his Gemfu their babies will be the master race

Pearl keeps telling the silly human she is indeed a Lesbian
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User avatar #1327 - phenact ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#1321 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
When Ink makes you a little doodle for your birthday
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - chaoticlaw (08/10/2015) [-]
You are a **** . How ******* come you get a drawing, but when I ask, I get ******* nothing.
#1325 to #1322 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
NAH NAH NA-BOO BOO

what you ask for?
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - chaoticlaw (08/10/2015) [-]
Aladdin put in the Space Jam universe.
User avatar #1329 to #1326 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Well no **** he wouldn't draw that, if it's not lolis or moms he aint drawing **** .
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - chaoticlaw (08/12/2015) [-]
Well excuse me all to **** , I just wanted Aladdin to slam dunk over Shaq's bald ass head! Is that too much to ask!?
#1331 to #1330 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Just a little
Just a little
#1320 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
Pearl is Lesbo

She does not have interests in anything Heterosexual

So no babies.
User avatar #1323 to #1320 - chaoticlaw (08/10/2015) [-]
Okay, BUT.

What if... babies.
#1324 to #1323 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
Pearl would only make babies with Rose which is impossible since Gems don't have penises or vaginas.   
   
Why do you want babies from worst gem?
Pearl would only make babies with Rose which is impossible since Gems don't have penises or vaginas.

Why do you want babies from worst gem?
#1317 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
Loli Gems are not for sexual

See look at what you done to Sapphire.
User avatar #1318 to #1317 - chaoticlaw (08/09/2015) [-]
She's fiiiine. It's fiiiine. Everything's fiiiine.
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
Half way done with Season 2

So...Ruby has fire powers and Sapphire has ice powers.

This explains why Garnet can withstand 2 extreme tempertures that are either below freezing or scorching hot.
#1313 - lilRican (08/08/2015) [-]
First Colored text award

the feel is good
User avatar #1314 to #1313 - chaoticlaw (08/08/2015) [-]
I can give you mine, if you want.

I never use that **** anyways.
User avatar #1315 to #1314 - lilRican (08/08/2015) [-]
>not using it to be a pallete color of your waifu

I m sorry I dont speak to normies
User avatar #1316 to #1315 - chaoticlaw (08/08/2015) [-]
Wow, okay, nevermind, you sassy bitch.
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